Why aren't you asleep in bed , right now.

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  1. seanorjohn profile image77
    seanorjohnposted 8 years ago

    Why aren't you asleep right now . You know you should be.

    1. yoshi97 profile image62
      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because someone needs to be here to reply to you ...

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        that is so thoughtful and true.

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because my body hasn't decided it was time to go to bed. smile

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Cagssil you are brilliant. Have you been computer programmed.

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Are you normally a smart A$$?

          I go to bed when my body tells me I am tired. Kinda like everyone else on the planet. Doesn't mean they or I am programmed by a computer.

      2. yoshi97 profile image62
        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Cagsil never sleeps ... it's a glitch in the matrix. smile

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Your humor is astounding. hmm

          1. yoshi97 profile image62
            yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Cags ... Cags ... Cags ... Smile! (or the bunny gets it!)

            1. Cagsil profile image82
              Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Then kill the rodent. lol lol lol

              1. yoshi97 profile image62
                yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Actually ... I was going to give the bunny a carrot. But heck, I gotta say I like your suggestion much better. smile

                1. Cagsil profile image82
                  Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Warm the stomach just as an appetitizer. lol lol lol

                2. Beth100 profile image74
                  Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  No, Yoshi!  No bunny killing here, at least not tonight.  I might miss it since I'm sleeping as I'm posting.... lol

          2. seanorjohn profile image77
            seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            cagsil, you should lighten up. I was only poking gentle fun at you.

            1. profile image0
              lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol

            2. Cagsil profile image82
              Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              In this set of posts, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Yoshi. smile

              1. seanorjohn profile image77
                seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                sorry casgill I am getting lots of things wrong.

                1. Cagsil profile image82
                  Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  No problem. smile It happens.

                2. yoshi97 profile image62
                  yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Ah ... I found a bugaboo with threaded conversations ... you can get easily confused on who is responding to what. It's evil ... and I like it! smile

                  1. Cagsil profile image82
                    Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    lol

    3. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      after thirty minutes am eating salmon and rice hehe

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Brilliant. love to hear that, Makes me hungry.

      2. Dao Hoa profile image60
        Dao Hoaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Fish is good for your brain.

        1. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You are dead right. Unfortunately fish are dying out.

          1. Dao Hoa profile image60
            Dao Hoaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, we left our marks everywhere!

    4. Haunty profile image80
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because I don't want to be. smile

    5. Rochelle Frank profile image94
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's not even 8 pm in California... but you are right.

    6. Marisa Wright profile image96
      Marisa Wrightposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      At three in the afternoon????  We're not all Americans, you know.

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Where do you live. I'm not from USA either.

    7. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      because its 1400 and I rarely sleep

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Fair enough.

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          smile I suppose you asked this at a time when most people would be alseep? I am late....

  2. TheGlassSpider profile image68
    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

    Nahh...Not yet. It's still early.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      true

      1. NewYorker profile image64
        NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Why the hell would I be a sleep?

        1. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          People with too little sleep talk a little angrily

  3. emievil profile image76
    emievilposted 8 years ago

    Because it's still morning here smile

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      good point and true, it's morning.

  4. Money Glitch profile image76
    Money Glitchposted 8 years ago

    'Cause I'm a night owl... smile

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      night owls are good,

      1. Money Glitch profile image76
        Money Glitchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yep, it's a lot of fun unless you have to get up at some ungodly hour the next morning...big_smile

        1. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Please don't make me anxious. I am going to oversleep. you are right.

    2. Dao Hoa profile image60
      Dao Hoaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Not enough sleep is bad for your memory!

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        My memory works just fine and I deprive myself of sleep on occasion or from time to time, just so I can lay down purposely and sleep an entire day way. lol lol j/k

        How are you Dao Hoa? smile

        1. Dao Hoa profile image60
          Dao Hoaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I am fine. Thank you. And you? I am forums hopping tonight!

          Ah! As long as you get enough sleep. That will be ok smile

          1. Cagsil profile image82
            Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I am doing well. smile

        2. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          What q did I ask again...............................,...............................................................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. Dao Hoa profile image60
    Dao Hoaposted 8 years ago

    Why aren't YOU?

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am a mass of contradictions and all my therapists tell me not to answer that question.

  6. The Rope profile image61
    The Ropeposted 8 years ago

    big_smile:  'cause I'm hanging out here - reading hubs.  Addicted to HP!

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Now that is a sensible answer.

  7. profile image0
    TheVerbalAxiomposted 8 years ago

    It's 7:14 pm.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thank god for that.I thought I had overslept.I obviously got up early.

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sensible answer. Stupid Q.

  8. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Who says I'm not asleep?  I can do extraordinary things while sleeping.  Examples:  driving, dreaming, walking, typing, talking, writing, posting  lol

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not surprised but nevertheless intrigued. You were my first!

      1. Beth100 profile image74
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm lucky.  smile  But, now I have to keep you on your toes and completely intrigued.  Did I say I can dance in my sleep too?

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'd be intrigued at some other qualities that could be accomplished in that state, but don't plan on saying what they are. smile big_smile yikes tongue

          1. Beth100 profile image74
            Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Laughing at me Cags? big_smile  Or are you just laughing with me?  lol  How's your evening going? smile

            1. Cagsil profile image82
              Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              A little of both and it's going....just haven't figured out where it is going to end or when. smile

              1. Beth100 profile image74
                Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                It'll end where it ends when it ends.  But, of course, you already know that (even when you're asleep).

                1. Cagsil profile image82
                  Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I would have never known that.....Thank you for informing me. lol lol lol lol

                  1. Beth100 profile image74
                    Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    You are in rare form tonight!  Me thinks you scared Yoshi away too!  I'm going back to sleep now...  zzzzzzzzz

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

  9. nadp profile image73
    nadpposted 8 years ago

    Because I'm getting addicted to this site.  Is that a bad thing?

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Not a bad thing but worrying neverthless.

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Actually, no it's not. Everyone else is already ahead of you. lol lol lol lol

      Welcome to HubPages. smile

    3. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      |Yes and no.

  10. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    yikes

  11. profile image0
    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years ago

    Not yet sleepy and waiting to jear from one of my friends.

  12. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Just had lunch....burp!!!

    1. Beth100 profile image74
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Prawns, I hope?  Oh, I have this recipe for citrus prawns.  Have you tried this BP?  And, xoxox  and Happy Valentine's!  smile

      1. blondepoet profile image72
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Did someone say prawns OMG it's on now...is it Valentines Day Beth heck I thought it was another 2 weeks away.....lol

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Can I still call on your help Blondepoet. You are a genius.Yes I am begging! But it is still true.

  13. tony0724 profile image61
    tony0724posted 8 years ago

    It,s only 7:30 PM ! I still gotta good half hour b4 bedtime !

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You night owl. You should be setting an example . Not showing off at your age. I go to bed at 5pm.

  14. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    need rum and sleeping pills - that'll do it.

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      and my teddy bear

      1. Beth100 profile image74
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Capt'n has the rum o rum ...  but, you can have my teddy bear!

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That will certainly help. lol

  15. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just kidding

  16. profile image0
    A Texanposted 8 years ago

    Sleep? Who needs sleep?

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, Sleep is overrated lol lol

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You do man.You look far too energetic.

  17. WriteAngled profile image80
    WriteAngledposted 8 years ago

    It's 4am. I had to finish a translation job, which I did at about 1am. Then I had to do my homework for Welsh class tomorrow (I mean later today!). It took me ages because Welsh is difficult.

    Now I'm going to bed. Good night/morning.

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good night Writeangled. Sleep well and be safe. smile

  18. rebekahELLE profile image86
    rebekahELLEposted 8 years ago
    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

  19. PrettyPanther profile image85
    PrettyPantherposted 8 years ago

    It's not quite 8:00 p.m. here, a bit early for going to bed.  Plus, my kitty needs her cuddles; she is wedged between me and the laptop.  Future hubby is jealous.  smile

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmmm......interesting image. lol lol  Hey Prettypanther, how are you? big_smile

      1. PrettyPanther profile image85
        PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm good, Cagsil.  Just chillin' tonight.  Sorry, just saw your message.  Was helping #2 with homework.  smile  How are you?

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Not bad, having a little fun jumping around the forums. But, then again, what else is new. lol lol I'm glad to hear you are doing good. smile

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I looked after a friends dog and the dog got really cross if |I sat next to my wife. sometimes my wife kissed me just to get the dog angry.

  20. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    it's these damn forums is why big_smile

  21. seanorjohn profile image77
    seanorjohnposted 8 years ago

    My 20 year old son just got home. Amazingly, he wasn't drunk or under the influence.I always told him to regard me as a warning and not a role model. But nevertheless I am impressed.

    1. PrettyPanther profile image85
      PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have a 20-year-old, too.  He has already discovered he can't hold his liquor, even though legal drinking age is 21 here.  smile

      1. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Drinking age 18 in the Uk. I bet you could write an interesting hub about the different drinking ages in various countries.

  22. salt profile image71
    saltposted 8 years ago

    Serena playing at the australian open and winning and its the middle of the day here

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is Serena winning. I like her, Sorry about the silly time q. I'm from the Uk. Sometimes we think the world revoves around us. Apologies.

  23. donotfear profile image88
    donotfearposted 8 years ago

    Heck, I'm still up cause I'm on call tonight and I have an addiction to Hubpages forums.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i can understand that. I am new but slowly getting sucked in.

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Every post you post will feed the addiction. The only way to not get sucked in, as you say, is to not post. lol

        1. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Is this a polite way of telling me to: get lost, p off.. f..off

          1. Cagsil profile image82
            Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Not at all. It's my way of making you aware of the addiction and how it comes about. lol lol lol

  24. Mike Lickteig profile image82
    Mike Lickteigposted 8 years ago

    Insomnia is tricky stuff.  It's only 11:40 PM here....

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Where is here? Why didn't I hit quote so you knew who I was replying to.
      ?

  25. torimari profile image68
    torimariposted 8 years ago

    I can't ever sleep till like 3A. D;

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am like that too, but only sometimes. lol

  26. europewalker profile image76
    europewalkerposted 8 years ago

    I am watching tennis. Waiting for Roger Federer to come on.

  27. Dao Hoa profile image60
    Dao Hoaposted 8 years ago

    It is time for me to say good night! I made many typos!

    Good night to all and to all good night! smile

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good night, sleep well and be safe. smile

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good night dao hoha and sleep well.You are setting us all a great example.

  28. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    cool

  29. twuxedo profile image58
    twuxedoposted 8 years ago

    Because mate its only around 5.oo oclock, haven't got the watch on me but close enough!

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't know you were my mate. Are you talking about a previous life that I have forgotten? 5pm seems a reasonable time to retire. Go to bed now!

  30. wychic profile image86
    wychicposted 8 years ago

    Because I'm supposed to be working on a transcription job and my voice needed a serious break...got to love voice recognition software to make rough drafts with, but after several hours it's really hard to speak clearly.

    ...and rabbits aren't rodents.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are excused. I will supply any certificates demanded. Carry on. Love Seanorjohn

  31. salt profile image71
    saltposted 8 years ago

    serena just won again

  32. wsp2469 profile image61
    wsp2469posted 8 years ago

    At least i am actually working on hubs reather than pissing away my time answering dumb querstions in a for--oh-uh--never mind!

  33. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
    Sanctus Vesaniaposted 8 years ago

    Four words:  Delayed Pattern Sleep Disorder.

  34. profile image0
    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years ago

    Im down today, been that way all day..I do not feel like creating, writing, or sleeping..

    I am just having a somber, lonely , sad day for some reason.

    1. wsp2469 profile image61
      wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh please, Kerry!
      Look at you!
      You're cute and bright and well-spoken!
      You have no reason to be lonely!
      Don't be sad either!
      look at the guys on HP who barely know you who think you're incredible!

      1. profile image0
        B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you dear...sometimes I just get this way, you are a good man and i appriciate and do not forget every word you say to me smile

        1. wsp2469 profile image61
          wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm just telling you the truth.
          You know Steve is totally smitten with you and you know I care about you and I am sure there are others so next time you feel sad remember you have people you can e-mail or call.
          I WILL get that piece to you, too I just have a lot of things going on right now that are distracting me.  Once I get a FT job I'll print out something and get it off to ya, i promise!

          1. profile image0
            B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            you are a dear friend..I do not check my email often, so ,aybe send me your number if you want through my hubmail..my pc wwas down and frankly, Im afraid to go through all 4 of my personal mailboxes..lol..

            I will give you my number also my dear friend  smile

  35. Edweirdo profile image88
    Edweirdoposted 8 years ago

    That 30 Hubs in 30 Days Challenge isn't going to finish itself!

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      True, I'm off to bed now and will dream of doing something productive. night night.

  36. shazwellyn profile image68
    shazwellynposted 8 years ago

    Well... it is time to get up!  Wakey Wakey!  Breakfast time! hehehe

  37. Vibhavari profile image71
    Vibhavariposted 8 years ago

    because I just woke up !! big_smile

  38. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    I'm frightened.

  39. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    Because I have nasal congestion and can't swallow well.

  40. Sara Tonyn profile image60
    Sara Tonynposted 8 years ago

    It was intermission time in my dream so I got up to get some popcorn.

  41. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    yeh, I grabbed some cheese and crackers but I really feel for pop tarts.  wish i could sleep. sniff.

  42. englightenedsoul profile image61
    englightenedsoulposted 8 years ago

    Well I am not asleep because it is 3:20 in the afternoon here and I am trying to study.Atleast thats what my mom thinks.

  43. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    It's 1:32 pm here...no need for an afternoon nap.  big_smile 

    Where is everyone?  Asleep??!? lol

  44. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I was up until 4 in the morning because the jack@$$ next door thought it was okay to flap his jaws on his damn cell phone. And this has been going on since the end of last month. Apartment walls ARE hear-through out here in Cali! DUH! God I hate rude and inconsiderate people!

    1. Beth100 profile image74
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Crazd!  Buy a baby monitor, find his phone frequency and turn on the monitor. It'll jam him up!  My bad!  How goes you??

      1. profile image0
        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        ooo I like that idea. that would be gerat! of course wouldn't stop the chick from screaming "Are you cheating on me?" It seriously sounded like a really BAD play going on over there that one night UGH! n-e-ways I goes good hehehe how are u?

  45. muslima61 profile image77
    muslima61posted 8 years ago

    cos its only 20.15 here now lol  smile

  46. Dao Hoa profile image60
    Dao Hoaposted 8 years ago

    It is time to go to bed again. Another day came and gone!!!!

  47. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    just checking in....and out....night!

 
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