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   Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years ago

   Alle er venn sann til ingen.
   
   Everybody's friend is true to no one.
   
   -Norwegian Proverb (Oa 241)

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      StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thats kind of depressing...No wonder the suicided rate there is high...or was that Finland??

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         Stimpposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I don't care who ya are....that's funny.
         
         It appears you and I have the same sense of humor....don't worry I'm a girl....not a male stalker.

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            StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks...I am slightly twisted
            
            And like I have said before ...I love my stalkers...even the girls!!..

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         Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I don't think that quote is meant to be depressing, actually. Everybody's friend is true to no one simply means that being everybody's friend doesn't give you the time to be a true friend to one or two people. It's the whole quantity versus quality thing.

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         Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I don't think that quote is meant to be depressing, actually. Everybody's friend is true to no one simply means that being everybody's friend doesn't give you the time to be a true friend to one or two people. It's the whole quantity versus quality thing.

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            StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I see....That makes much more sense

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   Stimpposted 15 years ago

   Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
       Confucius

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   BudBrainposted 15 years ago

   "Keep on dreaming boy - cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die."
   
   Shannon Hoon (Blind Melon)

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   Paulaopelposted 15 years ago

   If you can talk you can sing, If you can walk you can dance

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      StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I can talk...but trust me...you sure as hell don't want to hear me sing!!!

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   manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

   "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!"
   
   Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
   
   
   

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   Stimpposted 15 years ago

   "You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags"  Karen Walker

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   Mrvoodooposted 15 years ago

   'I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.'

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   caravalhophotoposted 15 years ago

   "Ask me no questions...I'll tell you no lies."

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   defenestratethisposted 15 years ago

   "If you feed a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you, and that is the principle difference between dog and man." -( Mark Twain)

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    Mikel G Robertsposted 15 years ago

    "Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools." Albert Einstein
    
    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstein
    
    "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein
    
    "As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." Albert Einstein
    
    "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." Albert Einstein
    
    "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit that reveals itself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind." Guess Who

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    It is what it is

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    Mikel G Robertsposted 15 years ago

    "Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced."
    
    
    {the War on Drugs?}

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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       StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       
       Love that one!!!!Thanks for the laugh BP

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Haha you are most welcome Storm... xo

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Whachu talkin bout Willis?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Only the good die young!

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    europewalkerposted 15 years ago

    If you want to be loved, be lovable.
    
    Ovid

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    shar-sharposted 15 years ago

    this is a quote that my grandma used to say to us regularly and will always live on ..i now say it to my children and i hope they say it to theres to ...i was 28 when she passed away and it wasnt until then that i understood exactly what it means
    LOVE MANY,TRUST A FEW BUT ALWAYS PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE ...
    GOD BLESS MY GRANDMA X

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    samboiamposted 15 years ago

    If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
    
    Betty Reese 31 Oct 2005

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    If you smoke after sex, then your doing it too fast!

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    A quote from my crazy brother---"There is only one weapon that is better for a girl to handle than a shot gun, and that is a hand gernade, there is no aiming and no missing, just pull the pin and smile and tell your enemy to go ahead and shoot"

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    englightenedsoulposted 15 years ago

    "I fear being an atheist for, they have no holidays".

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Five dolla, make you holla!

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    heart4thewordposted 15 years ago

    "ACTION CONQUERS fear!"

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    the act is not criminal unless the intent is criminal

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Right on the button!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    "The North is to the South what the clock is to time
    There's East and there's West and there's everywhere life
    I know I was born and Iknow I'll die
    The in between is mine
    I am mine"   pearl jam

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    There's nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
    
    Three might keep a secret if two of them are dead.
    
    The innocent and the beautiful have no enemy but time.

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    donotfearposted 15 years ago

    "It's better to face your fear and fail than never face your fear at all".
    AT Sharp

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    sunforgedposted 15 years ago

    We are all brought into this world as amazing and unique originals but most die as mere copies.... (James Herriot)
    
    Only them that has them can lose them-yorkshire farmers proverb
    
    "the purpose of an artist is to create that which nature does not" (coelho)
    
    "Here's to the crazy ones.
    The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers.
    The round pegs in square holes.
    The ones who see things differently.
    They're not fond of rules.
    And they have no respect for the status quo.
    You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbeleive them, glorify or vilify them.
    About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
    Because they change things.
    They invent.
    They imagine.
    They heal.
    They explore.
    They create.
    They inspire.
    They push the human race forward.
    Maybe they have to be crazy.
    How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
    Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
    Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
    We make tools for these kinds of people.
    While some see them as the crazy ones,
    We see genius.
    Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    -Jack Kerouac
    
    
    
    There is a tide in the affairs of men
    Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
    Omitted, all the voyage of their life
    Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
    On such a full sea are we now afloat;
    And we must take the current when it serves,
    Or lose the ventures before us.
    
    -ws

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    Quilligrapherposted 15 years ago

    “Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. (~Brian Aldiss)
    
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”  (~Albert Einstein)

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    samboiamposted 15 years ago

    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Doesn't have brains to pour poop out of a boot!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       What kind of poop is it and how did it get in a shoe?

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          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Just a euphemism.

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             What is a eupharimisn

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                logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                It is a substitution of a less offensive expression in place of one that may offend the receiver.
                For example instead of calling a person a moron or a retard, I would say that they don't have brains to pour poop out of a boot.
                You ask the tough questions!

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Oh it is a ding-bat as we say in Oz. Hahah Logic you are a great teacher just as I am a great nurse (cough, cough)

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                      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      You might be suprised what else I could teach you!

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                         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         I am always an eager student

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    Alya roseposted 15 years ago

    Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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    samboiamposted 15 years ago

    My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.  ~Ashleigh Brilliant

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    Richieb799posted 15 years ago

    It is better to remain quiet and be considered a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. - Proverb

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    europewalkerposted 15 years ago

    Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right
    
    Woody Allen

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    Madison22posted 15 years ago

    "You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand". -Woodrow Wilson

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    marcel285posted 15 years ago

    "Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty hearts and empty heads can do that."

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    'If you were a booger I would pick you'.

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    Also a Proverb..............
    
    "Man who fly upside down.. must have crack up!"

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years ago

    "How could anybody confuse truth with beauty, I thought as I looked at him. Truth came with sunken eyes, bony or scarred, decayed. Its teeth were bad, its hair gray and unkempt. While beauty was empty as a gourd, vain as a parakeet. But it had power. It smelled of musk and oranges and made you close your eyes in a prayer." -Janet Fitch (White Oleander)

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.   John Wooden

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    If you see a shadow, and you think it is following you, it is.

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    donotfearposted 15 years ago

    In order to release unhealthy attachments, one must stand on the edge of the shadow, look back, and see it for what it really is.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    What was was, what is is, what will be will be!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Dear God;
    so far today, i’ve done alright,
    I haven’t gossiped, lost my temper,
    Been greedy or grumpy, been nasty,
    Selfish or overindulgent.
    I’m very thankful for that.
    But, in a few minutes, God,
    I’m going to get out of bed.
    And from then on, I’m probably going
    to need alot more help!

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    Twenty One Daysposted 15 years ago

    "Are we ignorant or just apathetic; Umm, we dunno nor do we care" -anonymous

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