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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

   "Immerse your soul in love" Thom Yorke
   
   "There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be." John Lennon
   
   "They checked out all the data on their lists, and then, the alien anthropologists admitted they were still perplexed. And on eliminating every other reason for our sad demise, they logged the only explanation left: This species has amused itself to death." Roger Waters
   
   "Imagine there's no heaven
   It's easy if you try
   No hell below us
   Above us only sky
   Imagine all the people
   Living for today...
   
   Imagine there's no countries
   It isn't hard to do
   Nothing to kill or die for
   And no religion too
   Imagine all the people
   Living life in peace...
   
   You may say I'm a dreamer
   But I'm not the only one
   I hope someday you'll join us
   And the world will be as one
   
   Imagine no possessions
   I wonder if you can
   No need for greed or hunger
   A brotherhood of man
   Imagine all the people
   Sharing all the world...
   
   You may say I'm a dreamer
   But I'm not the only one
   I hope someday you'll join us
   And the world will live as one" John Lennon

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

   When asked what he thought of Western Civilization, Gandhi replied, "I think it's a wonderful idea."
   
   
   LOL I love that one.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   I spent 90% of my money on woman and drink. The rest I wasted.
   - George Best

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      TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Heh!
      
      "I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." Noel Coward
      
      "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde hehehe
      
      
      
      "To hurt is to steal
      To touch is to heal
      If you wanna kiss the sky
      Better learn how to kneel." Bono

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   When women go wrong, men go right after them.
   -Mae West

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

   "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." Benny Hill
   
   "As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent." Socrates

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      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
      - Socrates

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         TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         "Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others."
         
         Socrates

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   a word to the wise is not important,
   what is important is a word to the DUMB

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      TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." Mark Twain (???)

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   Beth100posted 15 years ago

   Nelson Mandela:
   
   "A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination."

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO...who said that??!!
       
       
       "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
       
       ETA: be back in a bit.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    come to the dark side. we haff cOOkies!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Nelson Mandela: 
    
    "I learned that courage was not the abscence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear."

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    Stimpposted 15 years ago

    Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.....

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
    - Albert Einstein

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Pierre Elliott Trudeau: 
    
    "Canada is not a country for the cold of heart or the cold of feet." 
    
        soooo right!!!   

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       defenestratethisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Its actually just a suburb of The United States....oui'?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    For all my fellow Canadians, hang on and don't pee your pants!
    
    Tommy Douglas: 
    
    "Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes."
    
    
    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
    - Cummings

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Sir Winston Churchill:
    
    "That long (Canadian) frontier from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean, guarded only by neighbourly respect and honourable obligations, as an example to every country and a pattern for the future of the world."

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    you cannot fix a problem with the same mind that created it.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    You've never seen this country It's not the way you thought it was Look again.
    - Al Purdy

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    I felt sorry for myself for having to wear shoes with huge holes in them until I saw the man with no feet

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    There are none so blind as those who will not listen!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes!

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    ScientificGearposted 15 years ago

    Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.--CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD

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    seanorjohnposted 15 years ago

    "dispurse these at your pleasure sir....,,,,,,,::;;;" Mark Twain to his publisher.
    I too struggle with punctuating sentences. I have to make a conscious effort to throw in the odd comma.

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    defenestratethisposted 15 years ago

    "Gossip is undeserevd praise for onesself."

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Without passion, no amount of talent will make you a craftsman.
    Jack Johansen

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    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    " The trouble with the world today is that the stupid are cocksure, and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Russell)

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    KFlippinposted 14 years ago

    "If you don't try, you don't do, if you don't do, then why are you here on this earth."   
    
    Jimmy Stewart in ....a really great old movie whose title escapes me at this very moment.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It's A Wonderful World!

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    "I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."
    
    

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    "Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you."
    
    
    

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    To thine own self be true

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    climberjamesposted 14 years ago

    "Those that say it can not be done, should not interrupt the person doing it"

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    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    " I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." (Ghandi)

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    GoldiStringposted 14 years ago

    " Am broke but am happy.."
    
    Alanis Morisette

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    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    "Beaulah..peel me a grape." (Mae West)

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    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    "Fasten your seatbelts folks, its gona be a bumpy ride."  (Bette Davis)

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    mrpopoposted 14 years ago

    I'm not an atheist and I don't think I can call myself a pantheist. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God.
    
    - Albert Einstein

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    bojanglesk8posted 14 years ago

    "Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty."
    
    Frank Herbert

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Some they do and some they don't and some you just can't tell.
    some they will and some they won't and some it's just as well!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    One useless man is a shame
    Two are a law firm,
    and three or more are a congress.
    John Adams

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    Look before you leap, but always close your eyes before you land.

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    the real definition of a living doll----   a stuffed idiot

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    "Let he who Hubs, do so for the sake of man kind, and not simply for the purpose of being Hublicious"....Quote by Me

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