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Official thread of the perverted socialist gay sodomite baby-killers

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Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
According to some forum participants, anyone who doesn't hate the president is a PSGSBK. I invite my fellow perverts to share the defining moments of their lives that caused them to become PSGSBK's.
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  Brenda Durhamposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't recall anyone on the forums saying if ya don't hate the President you're those things.
  
  But this might be a funny thread, even, if it weren't so....horribly twisted.
  
  Trying to desensitize the issue of baby-killing, especially, is not a subject of humor.....
  
  Are you so withdrawn from conscience that the subject of taking the life of an innocent child is funny to you?
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  No, but refering to legal, safe medical procedures as "baby-killing" gives me quite the chuckle. I know it's sick and twisted. I really should shout down and pummel anyone who espouses such idiocy...
  
  But for some reason I just laugh.
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  So if a surgeon surgically removes you heart in a hospital under medically safe conditions it isn't murder?
  
  I mean there was life and all of a sudden there wasn't, but because it occurred in sterile surroundings its ok.
  
  Interesting.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Surgeons do in fact remove hearts in hospitals.
  
  Take a Mulligan and try again.
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yes they do, but they usually replace it with another. In my scenario (you know a hypothetical scenario) they don't replace it.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  OK, looks like you need some help. (PSGSBK'S are nothing if not helpful )
  
  You were trying to contort reality to fit your notion that a fetus is a live human being. This is not true medically or legally.
  
  Come to grips with that reality, then proceed, but proceed cautiously. You're running out of lifelines.
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  The heart beat of the baby in the womb confirms life, in most states if you kill a pregnant woman you are charged with a double homicide, you know the mother and child. That kind of shoots down your medically/legality claim.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hey man, you saw the sign when you came in the door. Roll up a doob and get perverted or chill...
  
  Honestly...people and their reasoned debate. Can't people just make a perverted thread and relax and get away from all the {appropriate political/pseudo-religious affiliation here} agenda?
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  Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Psst Ms Spider: I think Padrino is genuinely innocent. Many think he is someone else, but I am not so sure.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I am quite sure he is someone else, but not who everyone else thinks.
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I am someone else, I think.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Well...I can't hardly keep up with myself, so I can understand.
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  Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I have no idea, feel sorry for the little guy, only one lonely orphan hub...
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ahh, I'm sure that'll change given enough time...Shoot, I think I had one lonely little hub for quite a while myself. Heck...I'm still not doing THAT hot. I've got tons of Hub ideas...and no time to write Hubs.
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Been busy, I will try and do better.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's IT - a PSGSBK help line !
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  We could help the religiously impaired!
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  Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  There you are. I wrote a hub just on that , I believe. I mean I was sleepy, but it might be a hub.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I'll check just in case it is a hub!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That would be FAR too much work, my friend. I suggest we stick to helping people learn to live a happier life through the joys of perverse activities.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Your TK/Sab oh/Padrino replacements ?
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  Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  What?
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  Evan G Rogersposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ron: This forum is pretty ridiculous.
  
  EVERY time i've seen you disagree with someone on the forums, even if it's unprovoked, you immediately just call them "stupid" and insult them.
  
  I really fail to see how you can even hope to argue that the mean one is anyone but yourself.
  
  I know you're just going to post some smart-ass response to this, but don't bother, I'm not going to read it, and then you'd just be proving my point. If you search the forums, I've never insulted you, but you have me.
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  blatvaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Sir Buzzkillington much
  All of this is just... Silliness. And why not? There's no harm.
  
  Heh Heh.. Buzzkillington. I love that name.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Thanks for stopping by
  
  Oh wait, you're not going to read that?
  
  $#@*! and the *%$#@!
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  RainySunshineposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  hahaha funny!
  
  I'm just making an assumption here, but does that mean Evan Rogers is a Republican?
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Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago
It think it was when I read Catcher in the Rye...
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ah yes, J D Socialist.
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Colebabieposted 8 years ago
Eva Mendez is my celebrity lesbian crush.
So when I saw her.

Oh and meeting my boyfriend... perverted thoughts ran ran ran through my mind.
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Me too! No wait...
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  It's worth becoming a lesbian to fulfil that crush, even if you're a guy.
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PrettyPantherposted 8 years ago
For me, it was "Atlas Shrugged." I disliked it so intensely, the horror of it sucked the hate right out of me.

{shrugs}
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ayn Rand is responsible for many perversions.
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  skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  shibashakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL - actually I enjoyed Atlas Shrugged. Can I still be a PSGSBK? Please?
  
  Ayn Rand was very much against organized religion - one thing that most of her now followers conveniently forget
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  OK, but you're on probation.
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  funny you mention this..
  
  My boss - a christian conservative (but a great guy anyway) - recently told me how much he loves this book. I said ME TOO!!
  
  He said, but you're a liberal.
  I said, you bet!
  
  He seems to be missing the religion angle completely...
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wyanjenposted 8 years ago
I was completely corrupted by Kurt Vonnegut.
Right there in the middle of a public high school lit class, no less.

Damn that American education system...
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  In person?
  
  Go Kurt Go.
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Colebabieposted 8 years ago
I just read all three Chelsea Handler books in three days. Oh the thoughts. Oh the perversion. Besides the baby killing (I think) it had it alllll.
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mod2vintposted 8 years ago
for me the invention of the Internet.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ah yes, knowledge -the opiate of the sodomites!
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Brenda Durhamposted 8 years ago
P.S.

Just so you know, they're little PERSONS, not animals.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  According to medical science and U.S. law and common sense, they are neither.
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defenestratethisposted 8 years ago
When I started Sunday school (age 7) I remember having a very hard time swallowing the christain doctrine, not only because of its fantastic stories, but also because of the way its followers behaved outside the church. They made fun of my effeminite brother, they wouldnt let my black friend in their house. It just seemed to me that people were so rigid, uptight and mean. And so I began to rebel against what was considered to be the social norm, because it just seemed like the humane thing to do.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  What a powerful story. I offer you a perverted, socialist hug.
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  defenestratethisposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Lol..those are the best kind
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Conservatives don't like to hug. They kick each other in the groin and foam at the mouth as a greeting. Go to a teabagger rally sometime, it's hilarious.
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AEvansposted 8 years ago
Oh my goodness! I am at a loss for words on this thread.
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  TamCorposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I'm with you, Julianna...
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wyanjenposted 8 years ago
does heterosexual sodomy fall under the or the "perverted" category? Or would it be "socialist"... no, that doesn't make sense.
hmmm.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Since it doesn't lead to procreation, it is baby-killing by definition. Good question though. I extend to you a perverted thumbs up.
  
  (wow! I didn't realize how perverted that was until I typed it)
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Your logic is flawless.
  
  Yep, I think we just took perversion up a whole nother notch.
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Hokeyposted 8 years ago
I think it was the first time I heard Rush Limbaugh
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  He brings out the pervert in many of us.
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Friendlywordposted 8 years ago
If anyone is interested: Congress just reached 219 and counting on the SENATE HEALTH CARE BILL!!!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Haven't you been paying attention? That's what this thread's all about!
  
  It's PSGSBK nirvana. I'm gonna go have unprotected sodomy with a prostitute to celebrate. Hell, I can afford medical care now for any diseases I might catch.
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  Friendlywordposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I just came on Ron. I'm gonna catch up and get back to you. YEAH BABY!!!
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Nancy Pelosi: hero to perverted socialist gay sodomite baby-killers everywhere!
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Nancy Pelosi's a sodomite? I really need to get a television
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I thought she was a baby-killer...
  
  Where are the experts when we need them?
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Let's get some PSGSBK letterheads printed up so we can mail her a big ol' thank you note.
  
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china manposted 8 years ago
Not the first but the most funny - A few years ago when I made my first telephone calls back home from China to tell them that I was ok and what a fantastic place this is, and how lovely the people are - and one 'friend' told me I was a commie b*****d and hung up !!
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Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
Yay!!! It's a victory for all American socialist Sodomites!

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/21/ … tml?hpt=T1

Free abortions for all! (even the guys)
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Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
Thank FSM this finally passed...

Ramen
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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earnestshubposted 8 years ago
Do I I address this to the original thread?

So I automatically get membership right?
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Are you kidding? We named it after you!
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Whoo hoo!
  And my friends said I'd never amount to anything!
  Up Yours friends!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That sounds perverted....
  
  Good job.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Thank you Ron, I do take pride in my occupation.
  Wombats are a protected species again in Victoria. I caused that by all me wombat love in the old days.
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know ... are we accepting perverts who sodomize wombats?
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Is it hetero or homo sodomy?
  
  And, how do you tell the difference between the lady wombats and the gentlemen wombats?
  I've never seen one, so I don't know if it is blatantly obvious. Like horses are.
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL! I don't know, but it's funny to contemplate, although I'm sure earnestshub could enlighten us.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I dunno that much about the gay ones, but the others? Used to hunt them for a bounty, now they are a protected animal.
  They seem to run out of protection after one or two of them have dug your fox proof fence out of the ground. They have claws like Godzilla and can dig through to other continents!
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Seriously, I hope to visit Australia some day. It is on my list! Perhaps I will meet a wombat and think of you.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't even recognize you, panther...I like the new avatar.
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Thank you, it's my own sweet kitty, Storm, who as I type this, is trying to burrow into the basket of clothes I just removed from the dryer.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Aww, Storm's a pretty kitty. I've got quite a few of those myself...and mine LOVE the laundry too.
  
  I couldn't help but stop in on a thread like this...feels like home.
  
  In answer to the OP's question: I'd say it was the Story of O...I've never seen the world in the same way since. Ayn Rand didn't help though.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  All I know about Australia is that it's the birthplace of the bloomin' onion.
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  PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ah, that explains why it is on the menu at that chain restaurant, The Outback Steakhouse.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't know that!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  How could you not know that? According to a documentary I saw on FoxNews, you Australian Socialist perverts eat nothing but bloomin' onions and vegemite. That's what fries your brains and makes you want crazy things like universal healthcare!
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Well, the vegemite now belongs to the yanks, and onions are imported from South East of Timbuktu.
  Still lifes good! I'll just throw a few more onions on the barbie ta go with the vegemite steak.
  
  Lets get under way... who do we hate, that's the important bit here!
  
  Said with the utmost love and respect of course!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  We could just hate ourselves..
  
  Self-loathing perverted socialist gay sodomite baby-killers.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yes - I so o o o agree with you luvvy, great big hugs and loviness with fluffy goo stuff
  
  just my pet hate.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's a good idea, Ron...it's probably the self-loathing that makes us wallow in our perversion.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Sometimes, I just want to sodomize myself
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  If you manage to figure out how, I'd like to film it.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Did I run all my fellow perverted kindred spirits off?
  
  Am I too perverted even for you guys? Woe is me...I'm off on another spiral of self-loathing that will inevitably lead to even greater perversion.
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Nah. I've just been trying to wrap my brain around Ron's newest perversion...
  
  Sorry but I think that one is a "takes two to tango" scenario, Ron. Or, maybe my imagination is not well equipped. Or, you have a freakishly long and flexible....
  
  I guess my imagination is well equipped after all.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Forget wrapping your brain around it...try wrapping your BACK around it
  
  No worries, though...once we get the tape, we can all examine it.
  
  As a matter of fact, once we get our agenda worked out, I'm sure we'll be able to show it in schools. Everyone can learn from Ron's amazing talent!
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
  We can take the Ron Montgomery Show on tour. We'll sell how-to manuals at a table by the door.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  We'll be rich AND spread our perverted ways to all who'll have them...and even those who won't BWAAAHAHAHAHA...
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Pervert!
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Absolute pervert! and thereby another highly valued member here.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You don't kill the babies do you? That would be....
  
  Oh wait, we're for that. Carry on.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah - sod 'em all - oh wait we are for that as well !
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Are we against anything?
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hell yes!
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  blatvaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't think so....
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wyanjen, a wombat although about the size of a dog, is built like a brick outhouse! They even have muscles in their S**t I tellsya!
  True story. One of my dads loggers got the crap kicked out of him by one. Broke some ribs, serious sh*t.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  so what EXACTLY is it you guys do with gay wombats ?
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  The description make me think of wolverines, up here in the northern hemi.
  They are about the same size. Like tiny little killer grizzly bears.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yep! That is a better description of a wombat than I have ever heard, even from an Aussie!
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  defenestratethisposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I used to call my kids wombats, and now I realize that I was spot on.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I would certainly hope so! It is one of our leading occupations!
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
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blatvaposted 8 years ago
this is totally the thread for me
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  Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  [walks up arm in arm w/ blatva.]
  
  yup, girl, you know it!
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  blatvaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ^_^ Awesome.
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Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago
If I had a gay or lesbian child, I would be the LAST one to condemn them to hell. Or condemn them, period.

Nearly everyone has a gay or lesbian person in their family or circle of friends.

If I'm guilty of being a sympathizer, so be it.
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earnestshubposted 8 years ago
The cow cockies (farmers) hate em, so do the cattle cockies, destructive, thick as a house brick, smelly, vicious, err I love them wombats!
Like those stinking Koala's, not quite the cute chappies in the tour Australia brochures in the flesh!
The ones you guys see have all lived in paradise and have their regular shampoo.

The ones I met in the bush smelt like a twelve year old salami and cheese sandwhich, pissed on me, scratched or bit me.

There I've outed the buggars!
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mikelongposted 8 years ago
I though this thread was going to be a therapy session...as opposed to one of encouragement... So much for throwing away the assless chaps....
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  no, no -
  hang on to those assless wonder chaps!
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  They have to be the most perverted things ever - never mind Brokeback Mountain it is the sight of John Wayne waggling along in them that keeps coming to mind !!
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earnestshubposted 8 years ago
Can we get back to gay wombats?
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  Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I like wombats.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Wombats are fat, slovenly, bad tempered lazy, smelly, cranky, funny looking and orrible!!!!
  
  No hang on, that's my ex wife!
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ah, I see now.
  
  You've turned to wombats because they are gentle, loving, and beautiful. In comparison.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You have it wyanjen, it's a comparative thing..
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  StormRyderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! I saw a wombat on tv and he was cute and friendly...but I hear many of the gay ones are??
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TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago
Whatever it is one does with gay wombats is a perversion I have yet to enjoy...
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Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
Wait a minute, we're Socialists. Shouldn't the government provide assless chaps to all of us who can't buy our own?

Shouldn't they be confiscating church funds to pay for them?
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's right! Assless Chaps for the guys, Leather Corsets for the ladies!
  
  *cheers* We're all right, we're okay! Give us assless chaps today!
  
  Sorry, ladies...I couldn't come up with a cheer for our corsets.
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Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago
You are all sick freaks

Where do I sign?

I assume that New Zealanders are automatically members, due to their mandatory 'Interfering with Sheep' law.

*Waits for a Pearldiver to bite*
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
  As are Greeks. They invented Socialism and perversion.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I heard they withdrew the mandatory law when they discovered it worked well voluntarily!
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  Sufidreamerposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
  I have never really been into sheep, although my neighbour's goat has very pretty eyes. Might have to get her drunk and have my wicked way
  
  I first became a gay, socialist, liberal, sodomising, dolphin-hating, baby-killer when M*gg*e Th*tch*r opened her mouth to speak
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yep! That did it for about half the British Isles and some of her "outposts"
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  Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
  The US equivalent to that would be Bush.
  Let the conversions and baptisms continue.
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  china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  It is not right to talk about Maggie Thatcher in the same context as a goat, goats have rights you know !
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I concur. Maggie was in a class of her own.
  
  Goats, like the rest of us just took to the hills!
  Geeze I hope she doesn't see this!
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Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago
All part of a cunning plan to take over the world and turn you all into sodomising, dolphin-hating, liberal, immoral, Wombat molesting, Marxist clones.

We now have seven male cats, and the amount of homosexual activity going on would make Elton John blush.

They now want to turn my toolshed into a Starbucks - bloody liberals and their gay agenda
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china manposted 8 years ago
We could appropriate the fines the previous unperverted administration got from the chapless ass laws !
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habeeposted 8 years ago
I think it was when I read Animal Farm. Or was it 1984?? Or maybe it was "Shooting an Elephant." It might have even been Homage to Catalonia or The Road to Wigan Pier. One of those Orwellian narratives or essays, anyway.
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Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago
I wait for the day that she dies - there will be a huge party at my house

I hope that the outposts still respect the Royal Family - they are the ultimate in debauchery. Bed-hopping, homosexuality, sodomy, incest, fascism, and drug-taking - they are everything that we should all aspire to be.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Absolute Royalists to a man! Love all the royals and their "friends"
  They put the D in debauchery that lot did!
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Arthur Fontesposted 8 years ago
Eric James Joseph Massa must be this threads poster boy.

Or is it Bawney Fwank singing "Turn the Page"
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  Sufidreamerposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Alas, I have no idea who they are
  
  @Earnest - I strongly suspect that Prince Charles has a pair of arseless chaps. Paid for by the British public!
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  Arthur Fontesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Eric Massa Resigns After Facing Harassment Complaint From Male Staffer Huffington Post
  
  BARNEY FRANK ADMITS TO RUNNING A GAY PROSTITUTION RING FROM HIS APPARTMENT!!!
  
  Both fine upstanding liberal congressmen.
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  Sufidreamerposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ah...That would explain why I have never heard of them. I have very little interest in US politics
  
  @Earnest - Must admit, I read this thread before my morning coffee and was a little confused. I could not work out why there was a group of blokes without arses running about causing mayhem. Then I realised that I was using the wrong meaning of the word 'chaps.'
  
  It would be difficult to function without buttocks - how would they sit down?
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  May I suggest .... Not easily!
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  Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, that's pricless, sufi.
  Had me in stitches.
  Those slight cultural nuances are priceless in any conversation!!
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I would love to see the paperwork!
  
  Arseless: Chaps:
  Prince Charles:
  For the use of:
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mikelongposted 8 years ago
I thought of getting an extra, special set of assless chaps for George W. Bush to wear during his first couple nights in prison...

An extra present for the boys....
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Antecessorposted 8 years ago
PSGSBK, I'm in too. Now wheres a babby when you need one.

Does anyone have some good babby recipes?
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aguasilverposted 8 years ago
Matthew 12:35-37 (New International Version)

The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him.

But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken.

For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."

Sorry to spoil your Black Panther party... (Forrest Gump)

John
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  Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You are so funny. Divorces count as well I guess, so I assume you are in trouble with the Big Bad Daddy In The Sky as well....
  
  Thank you Daddy, for reminding me why I despise your religion......... Threats of judgement no less. lol:
  
  For not agreeing with the hypocritical Konservative Kristian who breaks his word to God.
  
  But - that is OK - I bet you are really repentant.
  
  Sorry - you get the extra LOLOLOLOLOL for the holier-than-thou reminder of why not to believe in Jesus.
  
  LOLOLOLOLO - What is my punishment going to be Daddy? LOLOLOLOLOL
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  aguasilverposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Gosh Mark, I'm honoured....you read my hubs...
  
  "What is my punishment going to be Daddy?"
  
  You are working it out now, so you will decide by your actions.
  
  John
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  Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL
  
  So - what is your punishment going to be Daddy? Seeing as you have actually broken you word to God and I have done nothing but be myself.
  
  Oh - or are you saying that you are qualified to judge me and you think I am going to be punished?
  
  Interesting. I think that is another thing you are not supposed to do - isn't it Daddy?
  
  Boy oh boy - are you in big trouble.
  
  Come Soon Baby Jeebus!!!!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! Pipe down you two! *rolls some* Here!
  
  We're PEACEFUL socialist perverts and if ya'll cain't keep it down to a dull roar...why we'll just have to bust ya upside the head.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  We can add atheists to the mix. We are truly a big tent party.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's right, we're all-inclusive. Perversion for everyone. There's a platform we can all get behind, right?
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Unless you prefer to be in front.
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  wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I like the bottom.
  
  That works two ways... see what I did there?
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  aguasilverposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  No fear Mark, I have a saviour, you just have yourself.
  
  That's really sad son.
  
  John
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  Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Aww Daddy - you mean it doesn't matter how many times you go against the Word of God? Because you are saved no matter how bad a person you are and I am not?LOL
  
  Kinda makes the whole thing a waste of time.
  
  And yes - I trust myself over what you tell me any day of the millennium.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  mmmmmmmmm, bacon
  
  - Homer Simpson
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china manposted 8 years ago
Yew are all goin ter hell fer yer fornicationating ways and libinidious comments on ere

But jeesus loves yew
Love and hugs Chris
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Alotaposted 8 years ago
I thought this was my profile until I seen the baby killer thing - no - never killed a baby.
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Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
Apparently, A Republican lawmaker gave a shout-out to our group during the healthcare bill debate yesterday.

Cool
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(Q)posted 8 years ago
It was "Breakfast of Champions" for me.
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mikelongposted 8 years ago
Someone else is trying to jump onto this bandwagon on hubpages...

I don't know what to think...he asked for my chaps..

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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Is that his hunting outfit?
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm...He looks like he's got the market cornered on assless chaps, mike... I wouldn't give them to him. Besides...if he can't afford them, we're working on strong arm...*cough* I mean legislation that will make them available to everyone.
  
  Government chaps.
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mikelongposted 8 years ago
I don't know.... Sometimes I think he likes to hunt the "natural" way...

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mikelongposted 8 years ago
On a less....not at all humorous note...Cheney does live up to the baby-killer monicker...both inside and outside the United States... as his Halliburton Stock options rose to at least 12 million dollars in 2005 (thank you Iraq and Afghanistan Wars)......

Thank you Nixon-aid, Congressman, Secretary of Defense, Halliburton CEO, Vice-President....Dick...

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  RainySunshineposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Let us not forget that Bush isn't all that innocent either. We can't put all the blame on that weasel we call Cheney.
  
  On a side note, I support the troops and wish them a safe return back home.
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  We're not sposed to care all that much about the grownup babies, right? just the unborn ones? I want to get these things right! so when I decide to convert from perverted socialist to righteous bigot I will have it all down! and what kind of debater quotes Forest Gump with a straight face? oooh baby, this just gets better and better! Homer Simpson I can see, that makes sense to me in the context - mmmmm, more and more bacon!
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  Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yup, once a baby is born they are on their own...
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  They shouldn't even get healthcare.
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Should cost em $100 a time to change their nappies!
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  Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  What a sad picture.
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mega1posted 8 years ago
well, I don't mind being called a perverted socialist couldn't you just have stopped there? :
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I certainly could have, but remember- this is about labels being placed on us by others. Evolution (or lack therof) may explain why these people have to use so many descriptors to understand even the most minor of differences between us.
  
  Or they could just be a tad slow.
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Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago
Due to popular demand, this organization is accepting applications for new recruits.
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