Has this ever happened to you????

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  1. calpol25 profile image59
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Your with your partner or date and you have the television on for background and your setting the scene, about to have a cuddle and a kiss.........your attention is drawn to your partner and your slowly in the comfort zone and ready for the best kiss or to be made love to............AND THEN!!!.......
    A stupid advert comes on either for ladies sanitary products or laxatives and completely destroys that moment making you get the giggles and you cant stop laughing spoiling those tender few moments........
    This happened to me yesterday and I was gutted, please tell me your stories!!!

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ROTF!!!!  Always with wings was it? lolololol

      1. calpol25 profile image59
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Tena Ladies lol smile

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          sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol, I had to look it up.  Female bladder control. lolol

          1. calpol25 profile image59
            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Its evil isn't it, especially when you went to all that trouble to make the perfect meal and the best night to spoiled by a bloody advert on female bladder problems lololololol big_smile

      2. calpol25 profile image59
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AjaENdITSKYdtM:http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/09A0565.JPG

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    ryankettposted 14 years ago

    No but I once farted whilst recieving oral pleasure.

    1. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG I bet that spoiled the moment lol smile

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Actually she kept a straight face and carried on.... amazing I know!

  3. myownworld profile image69
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    Sometimes it also depends on what point your relationship is at. I still remember being with this guy I passionately loved...nothing in the world, not even the most mundane of situations could EVER ruin a moment for us... seriously, all we needed was to be together to make heavenly magic. Of course, all that changed once we married....! wink

    1. Greek One profile image65
      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol.. yeah, I bet your respecitve spouses put an end to that!

      smile

      1. myownworld profile image69
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile ok behave and now stop ruining this moment for me.... roll

        1. calpol25 profile image59
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I will behave lol smile

          1. myownworld profile image69
            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            just to test this theory out...this woman you were making out with, how long had you been together for?

            1. calpol25 profile image59
              calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              we have been together a few years

              1. myownworld profile image69
                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                see....! now the 'passion' has just been replaced with a comfortable sense of being together...not altogether a bad thing if you think about it. Hey, look at it this way, you might have to work harder at those magical  'moments' now but least you get to enjoy other things in life apart from just each other...! big_smile

                1. calpol25 profile image59
                  calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I like that lol smile

                  I never thought of it that way xxx thanks smile

      2. JulesGerome profile image60
        JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL! that's why I'm single

        1. calpol25 profile image59
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I was thinking about that after last nights advert lol smile

          1. JulesGerome profile image60
            JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah ! marriage ruins everything! That's what my friends always tell me LOL

            1. Beebeebobbletop profile image60
              Beebeebobbletopposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              It does! I am married I would much like a divorce lol

              1. JulesGerome profile image60
                JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                LOL! Get yourself a lawyer. In six months you're free.

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                  sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Took me seven. big_smile

                  1. JulesGerome profile image60
                    JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    See ? it's easy ! big_smile

              2. calpol25 profile image59
                calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                surely not!!  lol smile

                My marriage is fine lol smile but then I had thought about divorcing the television after last night lol big_smile

                1. Beebeebobbletop profile image60
                  Beebeebobbletopposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  lol

    2. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol smile

    3. Urbane Chaos profile image92
      Urbane Chaosposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I've heard it said once, "The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second by your spouse."  For some reason, that pretty much sums it up. hmm

      1. JulesGerome profile image60
        JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        That's why is better to be a foster child, and when you grow up remain single.

        1. calpol25 profile image59
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ha ha ha big_smile

        2. Urbane Chaos profile image92
          Urbane Chaosposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Now that's funny as heck!  Well said! big_smile

  4. Beebeebobbletop profile image60
    Beebeebobbletopposted 14 years ago

    Things like this happen to me all the time it's so sad sad

    1. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Glad to see im not the only one lol smile

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    You know what I hate.  Being in that same situation where you are getting ready to get your love on and the commercial and what seems like every commercial after than and then on the show you were watching etc... babies. lol 

    Babies, babies, babies!

    1. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Do you know that is absolutely true!!!!!!!

      I agree their like the nappy adverts lol smile

  6. Urbane Chaos profile image92
    Urbane Chaosposted 14 years ago

    Well, it wasn't an advertisement.. I was gettin' all hot and heavy with this chick when all of a sudden I look up.. There, on the big screen, was the Passion of the Christ.

    For some reason, I just didn't feel right after that.

    Does that mean I'm going to hell? yikes

    1. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      No!!!!! lol big_smile

      What a moment spoiler!!!!!!!!!! smile

    2. myownworld profile image69
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hell might be pretty exciting if you ask me.... you might even get plenty of those passionate moments together...! it's heaven that scares me actually...have a feeling it'll be something like that marital 'bliss'... roll

      1. calpol25 profile image59
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I will meet you at the escalator to go to hell I dont want to go to heaven lol:) not if its marital bliss!!!!!!!

      2. Urbane Chaos profile image92
        Urbane Chaosposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I dunno.. something about Jesus looking at me while I'm all into things.. It's just wrong. 

        Besides, I'm just not into S&M.  (I swear, I did not just say that! yikes)

        1. myownworld profile image69
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol ok..you enjoy your holy heaven....ah the joys...!
          Cal I'll see you on your way to hell...look forward to it...big_smile

          1. calpol25 profile image59
            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            me too honey smile big_smile

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I sorta know how you feel.  Once I was thinking about doing it with Jesus... Yes, I am going to hell.  sad  lol

      1. myownworld profile image69
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'm thinking we're all in for some great company in hell.... ah...I hope nothing ruins that 'moment' for us all...! wink

      2. JulesGerome profile image60
        JulesGeromeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Me too ! It must be my 'gay' side ! LOL

  7. TheGlassSpider profile image65
    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    I can see the "funny" factor here...but...I'm just sayin'. The TV is NOT my  idea of romance. Turn it OFF! Control the mood. Put some sexy music on. Or let there be just silence and the sound of...well...whatever ya'll wanna get up to. wink

    1. calpol25 profile image59
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      your very right my tv is never going on again lol smile

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image65
        TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Might be the best decision you ever make...just imagine if all your tv time was...."Prime time." hehehehe wink

  8. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    long, long ago in the age of love and sex I vaguely recall similar things happening - and vowing to leave the TV off when in the mood = and I tried for awhile to have no TV during dinner hour - but that lasted about 2 days - when I realized we had to talk to each other and look at each other it put me off my chow!

 
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