LOOKING FOR NONSENSE

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   goldenpathposted 13 years ago

   Greetings!!
   It's Wednesday.  It's hot out and am currently in a "whatever" mode.  I'm looking for your nonsensical word of the day.  This word has no foundation of your being, relationships or even the bills you have to pay.  This word is a unique word in which you can hang all your non-existent troubles on - for kicks!  This word makes you feel neither good nor bad but rather numb.  This word can act as a magnet of how you feel of all the repeat religious threads going on.  This word may well pertain to any of the following as well: 
   
   Are your hubs not trafficking well?  Present your word and slap your worries on it. 
   
   Tired of political rhetoric?  Roll your word up and toss it at the hypocrites. 
   
   Constipated?  Prepare a dose of the "word" and, well, you know the rest...
   
   Weakened by the endless updates on the oil spill?  Sponge up your word and slide down the highway just slicker than snot!
   
   Long shifts making you weep?  Put your glove on with your word and tell your boss that you love him dearly...
   
   My word for the day is B O O G E R !!
   
   Please share!  Not the booger but rather your own colorful word.  You can steal each other's word but not mine.  I hereby stake my claim upon the word "booger" for the day.  It's mine!

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      Brenda Durhamposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      No fair!
      You already took my favorite word.
      Slicker'n'snot.  (See, it's all one word).  haha
      Fun thread, Goldenpath!

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         manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         "slicker'n'snot"...Ha! Now that's any oldy...but a goody!

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   Mark Knowlesposted 13 years ago

   Blaaarp.
   
   Make of it what you will, but I have no constipation issues.

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Here is one word, however, it might make some sense to others, yet actually does nothing for anyone.
   
   
   Xanadu

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Blaarp is good and so is Xanadu.  Both could realistically be used to reflect a proctol exam.....

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   goldenpathposted 13 years ago

   Last week at this time I marveled at the monstrosity of a nugget product of a dog laying so prominently next to a park bench.  From then through the rest of that day the word was, fittingly, FECES!  It was quite repulsive yet would make even the healthiest of dogs proud.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Have you tried a high fibre diet?

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         goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Good one!  I must have missed the bench....

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   Good Intentionsposted 13 years ago

   heartfelt

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Just curious.  Why?

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         Good Intentionsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Because all you need is love to know what is right... just listen to your heart

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   My word of the day, week, year, decade, and probably a little longer .... AR$3....

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Out of my own stupidity I'm sure there is a commonly known high-tech reasoning behind this one.  Care to entreat my curiosity?

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         LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Because I meet so many people who resemble the word.... lol
         
         Plus it is also technical language for the thingumy when it all goes wrong..

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            LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Like the idiot that bumped my car when I was parked earlier.. He reversed into the front of my car while I was stood there.. so at least I got to check my car.. no visible damage, just bumped the bumper, what is for after all, the guy was an AR$3....
            
            Got in my car 20 mins later to leave, only to find warning flashing all over the place about the damn airbags...AR$3...
            
            I should have checked before the AR$3 left, god i'm an AR$3..

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               goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Brother - I feel your pain - AR$3!!

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   watchyaposted 13 years ago

   EXTREME

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I understand.  The angle on that camera IS rather extreme....

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         watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Not !
         I am extreme !

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   Flart! yes with an l. fluid ya know?

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Vulva

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      Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I drove a vulva once. I had a friend from the south who couldn't get hers started, so she had to call her hubby at work and have her "vulva" jumped. I laughed so hard I cried. I still laugh when I think about it.
      
      My word is:
      
      stylomatic

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         saddlerider1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'm laughing so hard I may have to change my depends, depending on if I can get out of my Vulva in time. Leave it to Greek One to offer up a Vulva, gotta love the Greeks:0)

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    saddlerider1posted 13 years ago

    Joint as in the kind you smoke, puff.

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       goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It's been 25 years dry for me, but for old times sake - let the good times roll!!

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          saddlerider1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yes it;s been 30 yrs for me and still kinda High at times, but it's now been labeled  MEDICINAL as in like a glass of red wine every day, so weed has finally arrived and been legalized in 14 states and on it's way to full legalization up der in the North, those Canucks know what there doing:0) EH

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    I think the word I would like for today is-
    
    if I may say -    Flibbertygibbet.

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       goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       YOU GO GIRL!  Now that's thinking!!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Pennsyltuckians, inventors of the rifled barrel.

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       Ohmaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       also the Conestoga Wagon and the Studebaker.
       I would like my word to be whosiwhatsit.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    FREE!  as in "buy one, get one FREE!"

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    hunnyfuggle

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    hunnyfuggle...Ha! Sounds like one of them down home O-hi-o-ian words...
    
    Reminds me of huckleberry
    
    
    As in..."I'll be your huckleberry"

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Well Manly, I certainly won't be hunnyfugglin' with you.

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       manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       AAwww...Dang...Was It Something I said...?

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          Ohmaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Manly I think it is the tractor.

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             manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             That tractor gets all the attention...I'm going to start making it have its' on Hub page...Dog gone it!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    LOL it was that picture, I don't like his looks. He has hair on his lip.

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       manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ha! Ya' know...I could go with an easy joke to that line...and with your sense of humor...it would probably fly juz' fine. It would go something like..."and I hear tell...so'd your last girlfriend...!" but...it would only be in fun!
       
       
       Ya' know...actually back in the day...them cowboys had mustaches for a good reason. Ever see that Shaving blade they had to use? I mean it wasn't like they had Bic Disposables. How'd you like to slice that thing in between your Nose and upper lip and pray that you didn't slice something off!

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          No thanks, that's why they had barbers and a gun at their side. LOL I watched my daddy do that and you know what else that strop was for. There ya go, another word STROP:homonym for ass whuppin'

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             manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Ouch...painful memories with that word: "STROP"

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    I thought you might remember it. LOL I got to git and I wish this would show on feed.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    Later...my friend!

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    goldenpathposted 13 years ago

    Thursday's exuberant noun:
    
    ExLaxalicious Swirl
    
    [The resultant effect of Ex Lax with an "off color" swirl to it.]
    

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    mrpopoposted 13 years ago

    My nonsensical word of the day is decoction, for two reasons.
    
    One, it was the word of the day for the daily puzzle, so might as well be word of the day here.
    
    Two, as waynet aptly put it, it sounds like another word for circumcision

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    Rochelle Frankposted 13 years ago

    Bobatier! Like the one slain in one of my nonsense poems.

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    goldenpathposted 13 years ago

    The word for two days ago was Humongoflatulence!
    

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       Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It hasn't arrived here yet on the upside of the jetstream.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    tallywhacker

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    it's Thursday now....my word lately IDGARA! a friend in California taught me that...

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Fart Knocker.........
    
    

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       goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       CLASSIC!
       

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    goldenpathposted 13 years ago

    Food of the day:
    
    Orca Entrails Casserole
    
    Mmmmmmmmmmmm, finger lick'in good!

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    goldenpathposted 13 years ago

    How 'bout Underarm Moisture Spread Cupcakes..  Mmmm..

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    (Q)posted 13 years ago

    Anaspeptic, phrasmotic, compunctious, pericumbobulation, interphrastically, pendigistatory interludicule, and velocitious extramuralisation.

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       goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Holy crap!  I humbly prostrate myself before your verbage.  Nice ones!

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    goldenpathposted 13 years ago

    Saturday's Phrase of the Day:
    
    Weeping Toe Fungal Infectitis
    
    Spread that on your morning cupcake and stir that in your morning brew!

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    defenestratethisposted 13 years ago

    Bodacious.

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    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    Yeppers. My word of the day. Maybe the week. I'm in a good mood

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    oxymoronic, sometimes, it just speaks volumes

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    I say,
    how high the noose?
    how hot the fire?
    how long this night?
    and I can buy a gun for ten bucks
    Mao Tse-Tung's little red book
    a loaf of pumpernickle run with maggots
    and they might find me slumped on the road
    to Phoenix and mistake me for a Gila Monster
    you can have all my women
    just leave me a case of Corona
    how long does love grow?

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