Soccer is gay

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   TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

   Soccer has got to be the gayest sport ever.
   
   
   USA won?
   
   
   Great. Now let me go back to writing.

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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         thisisoliposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         barely won, they were 2 minutes away from getting knocked out of the entire tournament.

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            Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            So what.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      sorry your so ugly and small, you know what I mean.
      
      Very mature thread by  the way, hence this response
      
      ps  are you gay btw?

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      ryankettposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't realise that a sport could have a sexuality.
      
      I would suggest that sportsmen who feel the need to wear body armour whilst playing a sport in order to prevent a scratch or two are much greater candidates for homosexuality...
      
      Exibit 1 - 'American Rugby'
      
      
      Exibit 2 - 'Rest of the world rugby'
      
      
      Exibit 3 - 'Football' or 'soccer' as you call it.
      
      
      I adjorn the court to allow the jury to consider the evidence....

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         ediggityposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         It's unmistakeably called Football, because it's the hardest hitting sport there is, and this is with full pads:
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         I've seen some questionable rugby before myself:
         
         
         
         and soccer:
         
         
         
         
         
         Not to mention soccer players cry every time someone brushes up against them, hoping the ref will pull a card.

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   Uninvited Writerposted 12 years ago

   How old are you?

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   fresnaveeposted 12 years ago

   I really think that was something immature to say. The polite thing would be to just let it go by. I don't yell at the overweight people who ride on their electric scooters in the middle of the road, I just pass them by in my car being careful not to hit them.

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   psycheskinnerposted 12 years ago

   Calling things 'gay' is moronic.

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      saddlerider1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      The Moron meant Happy as a Lark..gay was a Happy word of endearment back in the 18th and  19th century. LOL today everyone is Unhappy, we need more Gay in our lives:0)))

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         ilmdamailyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Sounds like someone's having a partaaaayyyy!
         
         lol:-P

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         psycheskinnerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I don't think he was saying soccer is happy.

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   thisisoliposted 12 years ago

   Soccer is a much more dificult sport than many people give it credit for.
   
   I was sat next to some guy today who kept comparing mistakes to lack of mistakes in American football, without realising that the football (soccer) players were not stopping to discuss tactics every 3 minutes.
   
   However I strongly recommend you look for a video on the onion about soccer coming out of the closet, was pretty funny!

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   JBrettposted 12 years ago

   We are a hard core soccer family!  How rude to call it gay!

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   TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

   you're right.
   
   
   I'll change now.
   
   Haha.

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      fierycjposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Pls, can someone tell me who this lil &*%$# is?

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         ilmdamailyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Probably someone who feels that piles of men with their flesh pressed against each other that you find in American football are totally "not gay."
         
         For a [guy?] that sells scent based products, he's sitting in a failry large glass house...
         
         Incidentally, what's so bad about being gay?

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            mrpopoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Ho oh! I usually don`t commend people on a burn, but that one was called for. Nice

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   Len Cannonposted 12 years ago

   List of gay things:
   
   1. Dudes bangin'
   2. Soccer
   3. Writing about scented candles.

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      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      4. lunch with your mom at the cafe when you're 14

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         Len Cannonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         hahaha

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   mega1posted 12 years ago

   huh? this whole thread  "#5@!!**@wwwwwwrrrrrrrrrghhhhh"!
   
   what?

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    kerrygposted 12 years ago

    Hmm, I might watch it more if it were gay. Then maybe the guys would play like this!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Thank you, Annie Leibovitz! I've always said soccer players had the second best bodies, after dancers.

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    ahhhh . . . wonderful - soccer bodies!  yes!  except dancers don't get as many dings and bruises.  I think.  or maybe not.  I don't know.  I will go check on that.  gladly

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       kerrygposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Clearly somebody needs to conduct an in depth study of this question, with regular physical examinations. Volunteers, ladies?

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          mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          of course, I will go look at the male soccer players and dancers and you can look at the females

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    jondavposted 12 years ago

    FOOTBALL is it's name.
    
    
    
    The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), commonly known by its acronym, FIFA
    
    Union des Associations Européennes de Football. UEFA, Union of European Football Associations, commonly known by its acronym, UEFA
    
    Call me picky if you will, but it is just wrong calling it soccer.
    
    Therefore i win 1-0 and go through to the semi finals

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    TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

    Thanks!
    
    No, I'm not gay. But if gay is a good thing to you, then by all means, enjoy soccer!
    
    If it's bad, then don't enjoy it.
    
    Take it how you want.
    
    'You know what I mean.'

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       Polly Cposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Do you not realise how many men in this world enjoy soccer? If they were all gay the human race would be dying out by now! (not that there is anything wrong in being gay, btw)

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          Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I wouldn't go that far.

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    TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

    Oh, and it's 'you're.'
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    btw.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I can't imagine what it must feel like being wick-less, and I say goodbye without revealing your identity
       
       You do however need to learn how to better develop your sock puppets before exposing them.
       
       I do find you entertaining as I always have
       
       Mind you still frivolous and not a thing to add to any topic.
       
       Such class I see still causes you to shine
       
       Play on dear Friend
       
       I hope you do find your WICK.
       
       Have an amazing day 

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    jondavposted 12 years ago

    lmao

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    TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

    Okay!
    
    I will!
    
    You too!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Polly let's pay no mind this thread is just gay

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       Polly Cposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       With that I'm off to bed now...enjoy the topic!

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    TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

    Oh,
    
    
    I did.

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    lightning johnposted 12 years ago

    labeling is dangerous!

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    darksideposted 12 years ago

    I wonder how long TheDicklessCandle has been playing soccer?

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    TheWicklessCandleposted 12 years ago

    Haha I was waiting for that previous post.

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    thisisoliposted 12 years ago

    The toughest sport by far is australian rules football, where a knee to the chin is considered a fair tackle, and tehy don't use padding.
    
    Soccer players do sometimes admittedly go down easily, however I would like to see how an american football plyer takes five metal studs to the ankle while runnign at full speed down the line.
    
    For the record I have ripped my knee caps apart, torn ligaments, stretched tendons, and broken my knee playing English football, thats before mentioning broken nose, sprained ankles, ball to bollocks and so forth.

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       ediggityposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Now imagine all of this happening to you at one time, during one play, with one hit wearing full pads.  That's American Football.

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          premierkjposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Hurling is the toughest, fastest field sport in the world, normal guys beating the heads off each other (and i'm just glad none of you fella's know or even care about it, that's what makes it special). Up Tipp!

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