Last one to post is the Winner!

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   Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

   Morning Everyone!
   
   Grey and rainy here today.....must be May 2-4

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   rmrposted 18 years ago

   Welcome back, Shirley. I'm glad you have returned to reclaim your title as runner-up.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

      Well, thx....but I think you're a little confused....I'm the winner, have been for about a week now, but everybody keeps trying to steal the crown off my head....story of my life.

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         Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

         Not that you wouldn't look good with a crown.

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   ripplemakerposted 18 years ago

     It's still night time on my end.  Actually its almost midnight.  And i'll be off to bed soon.  Have a grand time posting everyone

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   In The Doghouseposted 18 years ago

   Bright and sunny again for me today... Goodnight Michelle, sweet dreams!

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   Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

   time for a walk, back later

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   SunSevenposted 18 years ago

   HP loses this time!

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      compu-smartposted 18 years agoin reply to this

      u2 lol;)

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   SunSevenposted 18 years ago

   Minus me!

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   Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

   I'm just posting this so that I'm the last one while I work on my hub - this post will sit quietly gaining time and leaderboard posting record.

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      compu-smartposted 18 years agoin reply to this

      me2
      

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   Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

   good to see people strategizing

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    DJ Funktualposted 18 years ago

    Can one be declared a 'winner' if they show such devotion as to hub from a library?

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    Mishaposted 18 years ago

    I declare you a winner

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       Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       Thank-you, Misha!  I accept.

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          DJ Funktualposted 18 years agoin reply to this

          HEY!  He was talking to me.

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    Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

    congratulations

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    Uninvited Writerposted 18 years ago

    This has been going on so long I just had to get in on it...

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    Mishaposted 18 years ago

    You better get busy favoriting other hubbers all over the net

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    Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

    my congratulations

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    Stacie Naczelnikposted 18 years ago

    I don't think so.

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       compu-smartposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       I do:P
       

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    Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

    so?

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       compu-smartposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       So... we meet again Mr Bob:)
       
       Im having a james bond moment lol

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Mowed the yard, did some triming and planted more flowers.  I'm pooped but in a good way!
    Everything looks so nice when you get done!

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    I thought this was cute---
    
    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
    
    The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
    
    He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
    
    Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" 
    
    "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
    
    Frustrated the man said, "Put the damn cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Why do elephants have grey skin?
    To keep their insides together.   

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    What should you do to a blue elephant?
    Cheer it up! 

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    What should you do to a green elephant?
    Wait until it gets ripe.

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    What should you do to a red elephant?
    Quit telling it dirty jokes.

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    What should you do to a yellow elephant?
    Try to teach it to be brave.

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
    Time to get a new car.

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Knock!  Knock!!
    
    Who's there?
    
    Scotta.
    
    Scotta who?
    
    There's Scotta be funnier jokes than this!!   

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    I'm crackin' myself up here!! 

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Hey--am I the last person left at HubPages today?   
    
    Should I just turn out the lights and go home too?

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    GROAN!!!  You've driven them all away, Ruthie! Is that part of your evil plan to take over the forum and steal my crown?

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Ok, ya got me!!  Thought it might work though.  Sir Dent gave me the idea when he turned up his nose at my "humor" the other day.
    
    But----foiled again!!!

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    

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    Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

    i like a good joke.

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    trish1048posted 18 years ago

    done with the beer
    
    99 bottles of champagne on the wall,,,99 bottles of champagne
    
    if one of those bottles should happen to fall,,,

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    Uninvited Writerposted 18 years ago

    ...Misha and Mark will drink them all...

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    William F. Torpeyposted 18 years ago

    Has anybody seen any pink elephants around here?

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    Bob Ewingposted 18 years ago

    Nope, too cold.

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    C.S.Alexisposted 18 years ago

    I saw two pink elephants and a red one hanging out so I asked them why they did not make a post? The red one said that she was waiting to go last.

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    SirDentposted 18 years ago

    So this is what happens when I'm not around.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    Sir Dent, have you been keeping things under control in my absence?

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       SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       I tried but I failed.

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          Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

          That's too bad, but not to worry, tomorrow is another day.

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             SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

             At least I was in the lead for sixty-two minutes.

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                Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

                Yes, you did pretty well, thx for holding my place for me.

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                   SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

                   No problem.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    

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       SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       SirDent rubs his fingers all over Shirley's tongue

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          Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

          Ewwwww!  I hoped you washed them first.

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             SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

             I am a man. What do you think?

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                Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

                That's what I was afraid of 
                
                Excuse me, I have to go get my shots now.

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                   SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

                   Shot's won't help you!!!!

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    PLMposted 18 years ago

    currently the winner....

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    Mishaposted 18 years ago

    Is anybody taking bets?

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       SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       SirDent doesn't bet

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       Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       Have the hubbers set up a winner pool yet?

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          RUTHIE17posted 18 years agoin reply to this

          Did you say a weiner pool?

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    Mishaposted 18 years ago

    LOL I would bet on you - with your persistence you have good chances to win

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       SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       I am only persistent in spurts. Don't spend as much time here as some others may.

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          Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

          Really?  Like who?

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    Mishaposted 18 years ago

    No, this is in the neighbor thread

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    You guys are funny! 

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    RUTHIE17posted 18 years ago

    Had a great BBQ tonight--brisket, potato salad, baked beans, veggies and dip and chocolate cake for dessert.  Whew,  I am stuffed--don't have to eat for a couple of days now!!

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       Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       That sounds yummy!  I've never had brisket.

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    SirDentposted 18 years ago

    I will still be the winner of this game.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

       Um....sure.  Right.  Okay.  Whatever you say.  *whistling and looking around, pushing at the dirt with my toe*

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          SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

          SirDent falls on Shirley creating a greasy spot

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             Shirley Andersonposted 18 years agoin reply to this

             No, not greasy....because I WASH MY HANDS!

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                SirDentposted 18 years agoin reply to this

                Good night Shirley.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 18 years ago

    Good-night, Sir Dent.  Sweet dreams.
    
    See ya back here tomorrow.

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    C.S.Alexisposted 18 years ago

    7 th hour

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    SirDentposted 18 years ago

    And a new winner is born again.

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