Moose joke--spur of the moment--will try for a better one later!
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all go camping one day. They have everything they seem to need except food. So they decide to have a contest to see who can catch the biggest animal to eat.
The redhead goes first. About twenty minutes later, she comes back with a deer. The brunette asks, "How did you get that?"
The redhead says, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom! I got the deer."
Next it was the brunette's turn. She left and came back about thirty minutes later with a moose. The blonde asks, "How did you get that?" The brunette replies, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom! I got the moose."
Now it was the blonde's turn. About two hours later, she comes back all bloody, and looking pretty beat up. Both the redhead and the brunette ask together, "What happened to you?!"
The blonde said, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom! I got hit by the train."