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B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago
Besides, it's not jackalope season. It's wabbit season!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, but wabbits don't have those ronderful antlers that look to good on the rall.
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  What antlers?
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  the antlers on the jackalope----keep up!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Um, nothing, nothing.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
Cheryl, here's a theater joke just for you--

Just Remember:

"It's only Amateur Theater until it
offends someone ... then it's ART!"

Think about it!
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CherylAnne Nelsonposted 15 years ago
Then I probably won't ever be labeled an artist as I don't like to offend. Besides, artists are always starving right?
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I think they only starve when they don't know the right people to look up at dinner time!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  An editor once gave a magazine subscription to his favorite "starving artist," because, as everyone knows. Writer's Digest.
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Did you get that joke from Ruthie?
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  grin
  
  I think it was Larry Block . . . almost as bad.
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  It took courage to tell that one, so i joined your fanclub!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I was going to wait and see if I could be your 100th fan, but I couldn't. Thanks, rmr.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  HEY---what do you mean bad?! Everyone (almost) is a gem---a true gem!!
  
  I think I've sort of been insulted! I'm going to hold my breath and pout!!
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I'm getting awful red!!
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, maybe not so much bad, as groan worthy.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  SWOOOOOSH!!(Ruthie let's out breath she's been holding)
  OK--I'll accept groan worthy for now--but I still think some of um were pretty funny!!
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, ok. Your jokes are truly inspiring! Hilarious! I'm still laughing from the ones you told yesterday!!
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Virus gets hold of Ruthie again--
  
  She replys---I know sarcasm--when I hear it!! You big meany!!
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  You rang?
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  This is all your fault you germ carrier, you!
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Could be something you got from your cat. Look how close it is to your face.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Never my kitty!!! I wuv my wittle kitty!! Besides he's always in the house--never out where you germridden jackalopes roam!
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Or where the deer and the antalopes play, either!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Does the shade mix well with your hair?
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Just curious, of course.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  But of course! Light ash blonde goes with everything!!
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  OK--maybe not so much light ash blonde as used to be blonde and now has lots of silver undertones!
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
You know you're addicted to this thread if----

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop at your computer to check what's the last thing that's been written on the way back to bed.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
So be nice to me and don't make me hold my breath like that again. I almost passed out! I was starting to turn blue (tho it is my favorite color) and was starting to see stars dancing in front of my eyes. I think they were the runner-ups on the last show!
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
And one more thing--be nice or I'll tell Shirley! She'll get ya!! She thinks I'm a sweetie!

So, There!! (sticks out tongue)
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Good girl, Ruthie - you tell him.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
OMG---what's come over me?!

I don't act this way!

It must be some sort of Jackalope Virus!

A Mean Gene strain!!
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
HEP ME! HEP ME!

Oh, what is a poor little old lady to do?
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  It's probably just asphyxia. Breathe deeply, now.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
Oh, rmr--I'm so sorry---didn't mean to yell at you.

Must be the virus--starting to have a fever, spots before my eyes--here,Spot! here,Spot!

Is there an antidote for this?
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I think you scared off rmr.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Few men handle illness well.
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
I step away just for a moment and see what I miss?
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  That's why you try to always keep in touch with what's going on here----otherwise you end up reading a dozen or more pages just to see what you missed!
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B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago
Better go get my rest. If I don't get my sleep, I'm absolutely evil! rmr's probably already in bed. I have it on good authority that he's been sick all day.
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  RUTHIE17posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  tell rmr to have a good rest and feel better tomorrow--that is if you see him!
  
  and whatever you do---please, please get some sleep. We don't want you evil tomorrow!!
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Wait a minute--I thought he already was absolutely evil?
  
  Hope rmr is feeling better tomorrow. Being sick is no fun.
  
  And Ruthie, my work just got here, so I have to go and do it. I'll be back in about half an hour or so. Love til then!
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
well, Cheryl--I'm off to finish a few things up--will pop in and out for another couple of hours before I too wrap it up for the day.

You hold down the Alamo as long as you can then come back tomorrow for another session of "LAST ONE TO POST IS THE WINNER!"

talk again later!!

GOODNIGHT FOLKS!!
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Wait a minute . . . I'm the last one standing. I WIN!!!
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Not quite true.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Are you still winning SirDent?
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  No, he's not.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  So you are winning, very nice .
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, thank-you.
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Of course I am
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  No you're not.
  
  I like your pic change. You're much easier to see now. Your face was pretty much in the dark before....didn't even look like you!
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SirDentposted 15 years ago
I made $1.24 today in hubpages.
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  If I save it all up I can retire in about 500 years or so.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Woohoo! It's nice that you'll still be able to retire young.
  
  Hey, you imposter - what'd you do with SirDent?
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  You don't like my new avatar?
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I like it very much, actually.
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SweetiePieposted 15 years ago
I used to make about ten dollars a day, but now it has dropped off to about a dollar .
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I wouldn't know how ot act if I made 10 a day.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I am grateful that I did for awhile .
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  It is very good to see you smile.
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
It's taking me hours to catch up, you guys talked too much today.

I should've just stayed here today, the only thing I accomplished was one blog entry and applying for a couple of assignments.
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rmrposted 15 years ago
Well, I tried to go to bed, but I'll never sleep while the Red Wings are in triple overtime.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I thought the game was over. Saw the guy get the puck in the face, that had to hurt.
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Been there. It is very painful.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yow, did it break your nose?
  
  I think that hockey player is going to have a black eye.
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I took mine on the chin. 20 stitches, or so.
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rmrposted 15 years ago
Ok, I can go to bed now. Wings lost. Now they'll have to win the cup in Pittsburgh. Nighty night, all.
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
Nighty-night, RMR.

Sleep tight, don't let the jackalopes bite.
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night/
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, writers should submit seasonal material six months in advance.
  
  You going to bed now?
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Good night, rmr.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
Shirley--have you caught up reading everything that's transpired?

Boy, they were sure mean to me tonight!

But, I told em you'd get em for me!!

After all, I am a little old lady!!!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Ha, you are far from 'little old lady', Ruthie.
  
  I think I may have missed one page, but think I'm up to speed. And you're right, the boys were mean to you, you were right to stick your tongue out at them and threaten them with my wrath.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  What happened .
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
Cough!! Cough!!

(in a very small and weak voice) yes, I'm sure I'm not feeling very well.

Probably have the same germy virus as rmr.

Most certainly from that nasty jackalope!

Sorry now I ever asked SirDent to spare his life!!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Okay, I did miss something....are you saying rmr catch a virus from B.T.?
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  He lives only to cause chaos, hardships and strife
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SirDentposted 15 years ago
That's all for me tonight everyone. It was fun trying to rhyme everything but my mind is having a meltdown now.
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Mishaposted 15 years ago
Good night SirDent
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
Yes, I have to go too, it's 1:05 a.m. and I'm beat!

Good-night, sweet dreams, my precious co-hubbers. Till we meet back here again.
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Mishaposted 15 years ago
Night Shirley
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Nighty-night, Misha. Sweet dreams.
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RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago
you're an hour ahead of me, Shirley, but I think I too shall retire.

Surely a good night's sleep will help rid me of that cursed jackalope's germs and all will be well tomorrow.

Goodnight all!!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Night, Ruthie. Hope you're feeling better tomorrow. If you're up to it, perhaps you could go get some jackalope-be-gone.
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Mishaposted 15 years ago
See you tomorrow, ladies
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Stacie Naczelnikposted 15 years ago
Crazy.
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Okay, I'm back after actually working for a while. Am I the last one standing?
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Yes!
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
I'm finally free to talk with all these interesting people, and instead I'm talking to myself. Okay, maybe I am the winner, but it's boring.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hi CherylTheWriter! You are the winner!
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Yes! A real person!

Hello, SweetiePie! How are you tonight?
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Of course, just as I say that, my next batch of work arrives and I have to get back on the job. Sigh. Chat with you later, Sweetie.
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  SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Glad to hear you work is going well. I just check the computer from time to time also . It is time for me to sleep so goodnight .
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Good night, SweetiePie. It was a pleasure meeting you, however briefly.
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
And again I'm bored. Doesn't take much, does it?
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Just_Rodneyposted 15 years ago
Iwill ahve ny brief minute of fame
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Just_Rodneyposted 15 years ago
let me try again without cold fingers and frozen keys
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Another real person! Yes!

Hello, how are you? How's the weather in Jo'burg?

And yes, sometimes it helps to warm up the fingers BEFORE you begin typing.
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pjdscottposted 15 years ago
I think the nice people at HubPages will need to buy new storage space if this message keeps going and going!

While they're sleeping, I'm in with a chance...
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  CherylTheWriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  You seem like such a nice person yourself, I'm almost sorry to shove you out of line. Almost.
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  pjdscottposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hehe....
  
  You were saying...? And sleep well!
  
  <edit> and I see I have made the top of a page... yippee!
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CherylTheWriterposted 15 years ago
Oh, well. Off to bed myself, so good luck to whoever is next in line.
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SirDentposted 15 years ago
Good Morning Hubbers.
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
Good Morning
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  How are you this morning, Bob?
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  rmrposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I hope you guys are feeling ok. I hear there's a virus going around here.
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
Morning Gents
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Good morning, Milady. I think the virus is in Lake Michigan!!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yes, I think you're right! I've heard that jackalopes can be cured by diving into the deepest part without holding their breath before they do. It's a really fast treatment, cure is realized in only half an hour if the patient remains submerged without oxygen.
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Not sure if it takes half an hour but try for an hour just in case.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Speechless? Or are you spying, all quiet like?
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Just streaking through! I thought you all should know I was alive and well, despite your best efforts!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Really? You look a little pale to me.
  
  SirDent, what do you think? Do you think he looks well? Fur's kind of matted and dull, the eyes kind of have that fever shine to them, and he looks tired, don't you think?
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  He went after the butter tart and is now in my trap.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Perfect bait, smart thinkin'! Also explains why he's gone quiet again, don't give him a computer.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I went quiet, because I'm still working on my first hub. Ever try typing with no thumbs? Or fingers, for that matter? Very difficult.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I imagine. What is the subject of your first hub? Oh, I'm all pins and needles!
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  SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  The antlers should work great for typing. I know they would make a great hatrack.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  The antlers are not prehensile. And you can't even imagine how many hat rack jokes I have heard in my life.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh you're right, of course. Wanna make sure it's gone and won't reoccur (sp?).
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
You sure you feel alright, B.T.?
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
someone has been eating butter tarts.
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Are you saying that because yours are missing, or you can smell them in the forum?
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! I had a breath mint. I may be evil, but I'm not a Barbarian!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Good to know that hygiene is important to you.
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Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago
I must go have some breky, get dressed and go to the store.

See ya on the flip side!
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
the tarts are somewhere here.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  If you are hungry, you are more than welcome to pluck the butter tart filling from my matted fur. Never let it be said that I would let a friend go hungry.
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
stewed jackalope for dinner, after properly cleaned, of course.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I'm really not that evil, you know. I'm just misunderstood.
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
misunderstood, Ok how so?
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  It's a long story, sir. I'm composing a hub to explain my current state of affairs. Very sad, really.
  But I was once a happy-go-lucky Jackalope, loved by all.
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Uninvited Writerposted 15 years ago
It's a dark, rainy day here...
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Same here. But, then, I seem to have my own personal storm cloud lately. Everyone seems to want my antlers!
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  topstuffposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  What happenend to you guys!
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  What ever do you mean?
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Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago
I am not interested in antlers.
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Does that mean you have accepted my apology?
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  B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Are you ignoring me? Don't make me eat more butter tarts. You wouldn't like me when I'm eating butter tarts!
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