Partition to take over the world.
I have been on hubpages for a long time now, and during that time I have noticed the people from Melbourne Australia are without question smarter, better looking, taller, better educated, more tolerant, worldly and generally better than the rest of you.
On this basis I would like all Melbournite hubbers to rise up in revolt and lead the world in a new direction, away from the silliness of those British, American Asians and Europeans and on to glory.
So would all of you other hubbers who are not fortunate enough to live in Melbourne or smart enough to be Melbournites please sign a partition of support?
Thank you very much.
OH !! interesting - tell me again where your village is exactly
Besides, aren't you and BP carrying the water for the rest?
I was going to agree with you but I heard my friends from Sydney say that everyone from Melbourne tend to be a little bit @#%@#^@$^@ and have small @#%#@%@@^@$^
That being the case, I would have to cast my vote with BethYes we worked that one out above Rochelle.
We are gonna get hubbers to write it on a partition. A partition of the Great Wall of China!
You will all be able to see it from there.
Did anybody point out your grammatical error, you more intellignent Melbournite?
The correct word should be petition, NOT partition!
Less inteligent, peacful non-Melbournite.
Yar! Some other yobbo tried to pin that on me, but Kanga got my back covered there.
Your certainly are not a Melbournite that's easy to see.
Ya spelt intelligent intellignent which sounds like a phone company, then ya go and murder it again leavin one "L" standin out like one dogs ball on it's own!!I guess that puts us on Aussie soil at least!!
Coulda done even betta if I tried!!
Just tryin' to have some fun with ya.
You still have a sense of humor, ye?
BTW. that elusive 1st grandchild is due today, but is too happy to stay put.
Seriously Aka, today you say?
Keep me informed!
you must know by now that earnest never jokes!
That's right. Always deadly Earnest about everything. Name and nature... that's me!
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I'm glad you are here to verify the truth!
It's much too late for you Melbournians! Us Canadians have already taken over and are ruling!!!
Is Pinky and the Brain Canadian?
Geez you Melbournites are great! You've been to Banff too?
So, LOLOLOL, do all of those super-smart Melbournites know the difference between a partition and a petition?
Is signing a partition like leaving graffiti on the Great Wall of China?
But maybe you're right about them being taller and better-looking. Don't know about better-educated. But more tolerant? Not so much. Keep trying, though, it's terrifically entertaining to see how your tolerance is evolving. - What is even more amazing is that a Melbournian would make a mistake!
As for tolerant, I am very very tolerant! I just don't like anyone who isn't from Melbourne!
We got a partition to tow that peace of flotsum out to sea or sell it to those crazy New Zealanders, but Eric got on hubpages showing both his heads at once, ( lucky he didn't flash the third one, Tasmanians do that! )
Anyway New Zealand got cold feet so sinking it sounds like the best plan!We poke em off with sticks if they try to swim in here don't we Kanga? No flies on us Melbournites!
yes and absolutely tasty with a nice bottle of Cianti and some Guava beans........nom nom nom
I've had to cut back on Tasmanians since the last oil spill.
Have you noticed the Americans trying to out do everyone with there disasters?
They always have to be the biggest.
Did you know Texas will fit inside Western Australia 5 times?
Not a bad place to put Texas... nobody goes to Western Australia.I worked in South Australia for a while Kanga. Had to live in a church. South Australia doesn't have any houses, just thousands of churches.
We don't let them come to Melbourne from Adelaide or anywhere else in South Australia. Sniffer dogs. Ya can smell the religion on em a mile off!
I may have to vote for your partition! After all you couldn't do much worse than the morons in charge now!
Well we Melbournites are diplomats to a man, so how about instead of going to war, we will give you Tasmania, delivered to a port of your choosing, and you give up your silly fantasies of being able to play cricket, or be as awesome as we Melbournites are in any way at all OK?
As long as you don't start to partition the lord with prayer, I think you'll get along just fine with the Republic of Detroit. hee hee
Do you still have those old-timey prison colonies down under?
We need a place to park our mayor.
- I think the sky fairy is safe enough.
We have a prison in Darwin that will be happy to have the good Mayor.
Tell him to ring ahead for room service.
"Partition" is how you pronounce "petition", in Melbourne.
Sheesh. We're a global community here. people! We must try to learn each other's dialects.
You should hear how it's pronounced in Minnesota!
(I got yer back, buddy!)Thanks buddy! I can spell, honest I can!
I deserve a serve for this one though, due to the fact that I often laugh myself off my chair at these types of mistakes.
Usually they are religious threads!
Where's Pinky and the Brain when you need em?
- Bananas? I forgot about bananas! Good lead their Logic!
No problemo! I'll keep lobbing them and you keep hitting them out of the park!
- I dunno logic, I reckon you swing a mean bat.
That's what all the girls tell me!
Yes I must admit that being a Melbournite does have its advantages, as well as the awesome food, lifestyle, good-looking sheilas, great sports (AFL is there any other sport?)
{{{Sighs}}} No wonder we live in the 'Worlds Most Liveable City'
- china manposted 12 years ago
0Hmmm, drongo is a derogatory term.
barbies is vernacular for BBQ and is a quintessential and essential 'rite' to be performed each and every summer.
banana's are for Queenslanders, and whilst considered Australian, they are indeed a differing and strange breed. Kind of like reverse Tasmanian's, come to think of it.
tinnies are indeed an empty can of Australian Brewed beer, preferably Victoria Bitter, and THAT is NEVER a good situation.
None of us think croc wrestling is funny either, thats why very few people do it, and even less of those untrained to do so.
Hats with silly corks have not been in fashion since about the third fleet, nope, would much prefer my spray on Aeroguard, much more effective for mozzies and blowies.
Yabbies, simply crustaceans in miniature form, and a absolute treat to eat.I could go on with the stuff me ozzie mates here come out with, I got goodayowaryer quite early on but the tinnies piled up and I can't remember the rest
lmao
Hmmmmmm, reading back through the thread I saw the good old aussie "drongo", a fine word, much maligned.
Like most words used by Australian, it's meaning changes depending on the context it is said in, such as "he's a good old bastard"
Having said that. I got banned for using drongo once!
There is as all Melbournites know, only one beer in the world that does not taste like warm camel piss, and that is Victoria Bitter!Is that Victoria's secret!
Sorry - where is malbourne again ? I looked at my map and found a biggish island that is a desert with a teeny weeny thread of green around it - and a few small towns. Are you at the end of one of those camel trails I saw ?
My friends here tell me that it is all Chinese people there, with one or two grizzly white guys wandering about speaking some language that is not like any English they learn here. You guys must be those grizzlies then ?Nah! when I google earthed Melbourne it just kinda laughed at me
- china manposted 12 years ago0
That's not Melbourne! That sounds more like Melton, up the road a bit, barely even a suburb.
I'll have you know there are several Melbournites!Well, I do know Sydney, but here is a little know fact about Australia.
Sydney is also the name of a small town on a pond with a small coat hanger for a bridge somewhere in another state half a world away, so I have heard of it too.Sydney lives in Melton? He must have two houses.
He also lives in Baccus Marsh!There are more than two houses in Melbourne !!!! wow - you guys are going at it bigtime
And that bridge is being expanded !!!!! Gee we Melbournites are a clever bunch
Its a good thing you guys want a 'partition' to take over the world, not a 'petition'.
ermmm errrrrr, 2nd best in the world? Apparently there is another place 'Where A River Runs Through It'
No, but our flys are legendary!
I woz gonna go overseas once, but we Melbournites don't swim.Oops!
Great minds an all that Kanga!
Hey Earnest fancy seeing you here again, lol. It's a shame we can't fit those other Eastern Coastal cities into Melbourne. Then the other Aussies would know how awesome it is down here
Hey - I am sure you could, you got loadsa dirt tracks I see from googleye - and all of them other cities put together don't amount to an inch of piss in an empty beer can !
Nah - I mean what you call cities, and the rest of the world would rate a small town mate !! Well just taking the @iss generally really
I have just moved from Wuhan in China to Guilin, a small city; Wuhan has more students enrolled at any one time in its universities and colleges than the total population of most of your 'cities' But I am doing my best to teach em all English so they can fill up all those empty spaces for you !-
Asians have taken over my family!
I accidently adopted a Chinese child, now his girlfriend and her sister are crazy about all things Japanese as well as Chinese although they are both English, and my adopted son having just dumped uni for bricklaying is taking up Japanese and heading for Japan he told me yesterday.
Australia has become confusing!
Kids are all crazy! send Help!
But first remember, Melbourne must be in control of the world soon. We Melbournians are smarter than the rest of you, so it is natural really that we should control the planet from here!
Please ignore our Federal election coverage.
It was all done with smoke and mirrors by people who are not true Melbournites!
Thank you logic!
Bananas are the real source of all power in the world today, and all the worlds bananas will be straightened in Melbourne as soon as we have taken over the world.
I thank you for your banana donation, you are special you know, ...... you may have some Melbournian blood.
Are any of your ancestors criminals?Don't be shy logic!
All my ancestors were criminals! Some were criminally insane, and some were just legally insane! It's a crime I say! But they never hurt no bananas! They euthanized them before partaking!
I would be proud to have some Melbournian blood, but I'm not sure if they would give me any!
Once you have taken over the world, I will apply for the head of crime and keeping bananas on the straight and narrow!Thank goodness itself no bananas were injured by you or your wonderfully criminal family, a family that cares for the feelings of bananas is a real family in my book!
With the insanely criminal ancestry you may well already be a Melbournian.
It's may be time to go on "Who do you think you are" and find out!
Would it not be more beneficial and less time consuming to give those bananas to Blondpoet, Wrylilt and all the other Qld'ers that be'eth round these parts?
The smart Melbournite thang to do and also saves us time having to straighten out those barstid pieces of fruitNEVER feed Blondepoet bananas !!!! Don't you guys know ANYTHING
Goodness me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It took a true Melbournian to come up with that one!
What a spiffingly good idea!
Yeah! A partition is bigger.
- klarawieckposted 12 years ago0
Oh earnest! honey! no... no... no...
You've got it all wrong! See? I'm not from Australia. I'm from Miami, Florida. So, yeah... the description fits correctly but you have to change the coordinates for your partition.Check on your family tree Klara, it may be that you have Melbourne blood in your family.
Any criminals in your family? We Melbournites are mostly convicts, so if you have you could be related to a Melbournian.
A much more likely explanation, as I have been to Miami and you guys are only chosen for retirement.I beleive Earnest, if we check the records back far enough you will most likely find that klarawiecks earlier relatives were convicts sent to Melbourne, but the ship only landed here and they were then redirected back to the UK after picking up additional convicts, thence shipped onwards to Boston, MA whence the US was not quite formed and was still under 13 Colonies rule. Her relatives thence migrated down south to the areas of Florida now where she resides.
Other than that I feel I just typed a bloody good storyKangaroo... you forgot about my other ancestor - grandpa, who was a Spanish Gypsy... no criminal blood there!
Unless!!!!!
He was in cahoots with the gyspy morph, ask the men to 'gaze into his crystal ball' to tell them their fortunes whilst the gypsy morph would lighten their pockets
- Well I enjoyed it!
earnest honey? I always thought it was earnest money!
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