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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!

  1. Evan Hutchinson profile image77
    Evan Hutchinsonposted 7 years ago

    Exactly as the title says.

    I'll start:

    Why did the cheese cross the road?

  2. timorous profile image86
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    B'cause what he saw across the road was a 'real cracker' smile

    Q: Why do eggs have a blunt end and a more pointy end?

    1. Evan Hutchinson profile image77
      Evan Hutchinsonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A: Because 7 8 9!

      Q: Why is the sky green?

  3. Richieb799 profile image75
    Richieb799posted 7 years ago

    A: the sky is green because of reflection off the grass

    Q: How long is a piece of string?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A
      A piece of string is exactly the same length both ends from the middle.

  4. skyfire profile image75
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Q: Why is the sky green?

    A: Because sky hate blue face all the time :S


    Q. What will happen if cat becomes vegetarian ?

  5. Haunty profile image87
    Hauntyposted 7 years ago

    A: Exactly the length of a piece of string.

    Q: Are all Ladybugs lesbians?

    1. Daniel Carter profile image79
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A: No, because so many would be ticked, while others are on the fly.

      Q: If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

      1. Haunty profile image87
        Hauntyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        A: No I don't.

        Q: What happens when you confuse your nose with your feet?

        1. Shadesbreath profile image84
          Shadesbreathposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          A: Mushrooms begin wearing purple pantaloons.

          Q: What's the difference between a Spanish galleon and a polliwog?

          1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image94
            Patty Inglish, MSposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Mushrooms, purule pantaloons - why does that remind me of Johnny Depp?

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        A
        eleventeen?
        Q
        Do one legged grasshoppers fly in circles?

      3. Patty Inglish, MS profile image94
        Patty Inglish, MSposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'm laughing about hopper and dill pickle.

  6. CYBERSUPE profile image60
    CYBERSUPEposted 7 years ago

    Hanuty, I have heard of alot of these types of Questions and Answers in my lifetime, but yours, "are all ladybugs lesbians?" is the very first for me. Can't wait for the answer

  7. Good Guy profile image90
    Good Guyposted 7 years ago

    Q: What happens when you confuse your nose with your feet?
    You will smell with your toes, and walk with your nose.

    Q: Why do you have a brain?

    1. Haunty profile image87
      Hauntyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Almost. Except that the answer is, your feet smells and your nose runs.

      "Why do you have a brain?" I don't know. Maybe Ray Choiniere could answer that.

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, pick me!  Pick me!  You have a brain because your butt doesn't fit in your head.

        If I'm stupid, why do I know I'm so smart?

        1. Rafini profile image88
          Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Because the sky is really purple.



          How many cat's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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            Home Girlposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            -None, too small, they have to screw in the bushes.

            Why I am not making any money?

            1. Ohma profile image74
              Ohmaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Cause your shoes are to small.



              Who put the peanut butter in the fridge?

  8. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Santa Claus last Halloween.


    Which direction is up?

  9. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    The opposite of East.


    Who stole the zucchini?

  10. TattooVirgin profile image59
    TattooVirginposted 7 years ago

    If Up is heaven bound is down earth bound?

  11. bsscorpio8 profile image60
    bsscorpio8posted 7 years ago

    Creamed corn.

    Why did we fall for the dope of hope?

  12. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    High is as High does....


    Which direction would you take to reach your heart?

  13. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    The round about way, of course.

    Why doesn't my ear itch?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A
      Because you didn't scratch it.
      Q
      Why is a duck?

    2. bsscorpio8 profile image60
      bsscorpio8posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because of the potato famine.

      Who am I?

  14. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    smilesmilesmile  That's too easy, earnest!  smilesmilesmile

    When is the sun set to fly?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      7.21pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there!
      How big is a boat?

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        As big as the bed I'm about to keel over in.
        Sweet dreams-oh, and one last question:

        Why does the mud stay silent in June?

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Lorlie, great minds think alike! I have always wondered about that and think of it daily. smile
          Sleep well! smile

          1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
            Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Answer : (to Lorlie's Q)

            It simply awaits the time for when it's moisture shall return.

            Question: If Peter Piper picked a pepper or two, what peppers did Peter pick?

  15. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    PepperJack cheese anyone?


    Where in the world would I find my lost keys?

  16. skyfire profile image75
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    A. In the kitchen sink

    What you do with your doppleganger ?

  17. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Don't forget your suitcase!!



    Why are there so many colors in the world?

    1. Uzdawi profile image66
      Uzdawiposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


      What is the difference between peat and Windows 7?

  18. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Pepsi!



    Did you ever think you could turn the world upside down?

    1. lorlie6 profile image82
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I bet I could, but then up would be down, and down, up, so why would I want to?

      Was Plato from Pluto?

      1. profile image65
        logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well, I doubt he was from Uranus!

        Who invented time?

  19. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    Wasn't it some guy named Alfred Epstein or something?  Yeah, Epstein.

    A better question would be why did the guy invent it?

    1. profile image65
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      To cross the road.

      Was Epstein on Welcome back Kotter?

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Of course.  Everybody knows that!

        Is it warmer in the summer than it is in the mountains?

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Because of its parents


          IS a raven really like a writing desk?

      2. bsscorpio8 profile image60
        bsscorpio8posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No,the chicken was.

        If I am paying attention.how long have I been asleep?

        1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Only as half as long if you were NOT paying attention by being awake....which also asks.....

          How many dyslexic sheep crossed the road on Sunday?

          1. Ivorwen profile image73
            Ivorwenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            They didn't cross it, they only dotted it.

            How long 'till noon?

  20. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Halfway across the moon.



    What keeps the sun from melting the sky?

    1. WryLilt profile image94
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A: Google - keywords live in the sky and google wouldn't let them get melted!

      Q: Is it potato or potAto?

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It is tomAtoe, as potAto has an atomic weight of 11,516

        Would Zuul have entered our realm of reality if the Ghostbusters had not crossed the streams?

        1. WryLilt profile image94
          WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Q: Either way the ghosts would be toast.

          A: Does that mean toast is dead?

  21. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    fried.


    Who lives in the moonlight?

  22. Beth100 profile image77
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Zuule goes whereever he wants...regardless of crossing steams.

    why are weekends only two days? hmm

  23. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Because Tuesday and that girl Friday don't mix.



    If my eyes are red what color are my toes?

    1. WryLilt profile image94
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A: White. You must be a vampire!

      Q: Why are men so strange?

  24. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Because summer doesn't last long enough.


    Who says you can't have dinner and cake at the same time?

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You can have dinner and cake at the same time, you just can't have your CAKE and EAT IT too!


      Where did all the yellow went?

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yellow didn't go anywhere, nor did it go out of fashion, its the NEW Yellow!

        A Predator, an Alien and A Colonial Marine walk into a bar, and the barman says......

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Are you guys together?


          When you just can't take it anymore, then do you give it?

  25. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    down the drain.


    What do smiles and elastic have in common?

    1. Ivorwen profile image73
      Ivorwenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      They bounce back.

      Why does winter last so long?

  26. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Try some soup.



    If green and blue make orange what makes 12?

  27. profile image65
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    for a baker....13


    can you get fleas when it is raining cats and dogs?

    1. lorlie6 profile image82
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It all depends on the ratio of cats to dogs.

      If ice is so cold, why does it melt?

  28. skyfire profile image75
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    dehydration ya know...

    Q. if roses are red then why sky is blue ?

  29. defenestratethis profile image57
    defenestratethisposted 7 years ago

    For the beautiful contrast, otherwise people would die from boredom.

    Which way is up on a ping-pong ball?

  30. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Look across the table.



    Who sees stars and stripes in the beginning of time?

  31. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    baseball players



    if you had the chance and didn't take it, am I to blame?

    1. profile image65
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Only if there is one tree in the forest.

      Is the end of the world coming or just breathing hard?

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        the end of the world is afraid of us!

        If you were an oyster, how many pearls could you make?

        1. profile image65
          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          As many as that would fill a silk purse made from a sow's ear!

          Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp?

  32. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Bowser Koopa




    Why don't apples and oranges come from animals?

    1. profile image65
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Horses produce road apples and I believe orangatangs produce oranges.


      Was CooCoocachu a walrus?

  33. nlowman profile image60
    nlowmanposted 7 years ago

    Because fruit is of the loom, not the womb.

    Why are dogs man's best friend?

  34. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Fleas flee before thee.



    When does the sun become the moon?

    1. nlowman profile image60
      nlowmanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      At the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

      Where does the sidewalk end?

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Somewhere, over the rainbow!



        Who wrote The Book of Love?

  35. profile image65
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Dusk

    Are black holes truly black or some color we can't see?

  36. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    pure wholeness.



    Where do you get marsupio from?

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      trilobs



      when making macarons, is it all right to leave them set uncovered before you bake, so they form that shell?

      1. Dave Barnett profile image56
        Dave Barnettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Why do men have nipples, Daddy?

      2. Rafini profile image88
        Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        fried taters.



        What's the purpose in looking for noodles in the sky at night?

        1. Jayne Lancer profile image99
          Jayne Lancerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          So you have something to cook the next day.


          Why on earth is a zebra crossing called a zebra crossing?

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            that's easy!  so the lions will know where to find them!



            is it true there is a crack where the light gets in?

            1. lorlie6 profile image82
              lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Not true...there's a crack where the dark goes out.

              Why does my dog's drool have to be so looooooong?

              1. mega1 profile image80
                mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                because it is not cherry flavored


                When a cat has a short tail what does that mean?

                1. lorlie6 profile image82
                  lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  That's easy-because the cat didn't eat the proper mouse.

                  When does the fence become a barrier?

                  1. profile image65
                    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    When it has a sign that says, "anyone caught trespassin' will be shot on sight! So I jumped up on to the fence and said......"


                    If someone plays knick knack on your paddywack should you give the dog a bone?

  37. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Take the midnight train to Georgia




    For without the eve of time man will never dine?

  38. profile image65
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Sugar in the evening, sugar in the morning, sugar at suppertime

    If your were sorry about that, would you let it all hang out?

  39. FuzzyCookie profile image84
    FuzzyCookieposted 7 years ago

    I didnt do anything, its my ex's mistake really

    Who killed the beggar and why?

    1. profile image65
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The Englishman, because he thought he said bugger!

      If Mad Max was so mad, why did he go to the Thunderdome?

    2. lorlie6 profile image82
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because he wouldn't stop begging.

      When is the last train to Georgia leaving?

      1. profile image65
        logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        At midnite, just before the last one to Clarksville.

        If you had a ticket to ride would you care?

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I've got a ticket to ride, and I don't give a rats! smile

          1. profile image65
            logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Would you take some? smile

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Too right I would! Great with a nice shiraz. smile

  40. FuzzyCookie profile image84
    FuzzyCookieposted 7 years ago

    The care taker was so hot that so I forgot everything big_smile



    Why is he dating this girl who eats caterpillars?

    1. profile image65
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because he wanted a Fuzzy Navel!


      If you had a platypus duck would it go running amuck?

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        They can't run, silly.

        How much tit do you have to give to get tat?

        1. profile image65
          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          As much as you can spare!

          Can you get by with a little help from your friends if you live in a yellow submarine?

          1. lorlie6 profile image82
            lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            You can get by, but you need to surface once in a while.

            How many dogs sleep in tandem?

            1. profile image65
              logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I never let them sleep in the tandem, is too crowded!

              Would you rollerskate in a buffalo herd if you had a mind too and have you rent a trailer for 50 cents?

              Since this is an essay question, I'll check back in the morrow.
              Nite all!

              1. lorlie6 profile image82
                lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                G'nite-I'll think on that! smile

                1. lorlie6 profile image82
                  lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Of course I would, but only if it was for sale.

                  Does logic ever truly sleep?

  41. bsscorpio8 profile image60
    bsscorpio8posted 7 years ago

    Logic is narcoleptic.

    Why did two Arabs walk into a bar, AND BUY IT?

 
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