Riddle From The Hobbit!

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   Webskitzoposted 12 years ago

   I'm sure many of you have read the classic novel The Hobbit by Tolkien. For those of you who aren't framiliar with the book...let me explain.
   
   Bilbo Baggins finds "The Ring" in a cave inhabited by Gollum. Gollum was the current owner of the ring. Gollum finds Bilbo and in an attempt to get out Bilbo and Gollum have a riddle war if you will...Bilbo being incredibly sceevy asks Gollum the riddle..."What is in my pocket!?" This of course isn't even a riddle and depending on the person can be almost impossible to guess.
   
   The Riddle: I have decided to ask all you Hubbers the same riddle..."What is in my pocket??". I have placed three different items in my pocket and now you have to guess them! Not at the same time but if you could that would be creepy haha.
   
   Rules: There are none! Ask as many times as you want and ask the most ridiculous things to keep things funny =p.
   
   I will give out a hint for one of the three items every 100 replies so keep your guesses pouring in! I will notify you guys if someone guesses one of the items correctly so dont worry haha.
   
   Opening Clue: One of the items is noticebly Canadian.
   
   Good Luck!

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   Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

   A nickel or other coin?

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Warmer, but I'll need waaaay more specefic than that =p

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         schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Canadian quarter?

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   Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

   You are a student.  you must have a beer cap in your pocket?

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   ralwusposted 12 years ago

   Maple flavored condom

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Cottoncandy flavoured haha, jk

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         Ginger Meowposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         as long as it's not a used one!

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   Ivorwenposted 12 years ago

   A Loony, a piece of string and a gum wrapper.

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      People are getting warmer with the coin ideas...

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   ralwusposted 12 years ago

   let's see here, a coin fer sure, flavored condom . . . lint of course, a hole, pubic hairs from your dog, a bitch, and a little knife, and maybe finger nail snipper uppers.

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      yes to the first but not specefic enough.....and the knife is on the right track but pretty far off

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   A Canadian nickel, some Viagra, and a folded-up pic of Miss September you tore out of a Playboy?

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ahahaha, well i definitly don't need the viagra!
      
      Closer with the nickel though...

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         schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         A buffalo nickel

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   Ginger Meowposted 12 years ago

   what about a ring? left over from lord of the rings.
   
   What about a hole? where your pocket begings?

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Negative on the ring ;p

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   Some tooth whitener? Your teeth are pretty white.

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      Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I only need to brush twice a day to get those pearly whites haha =p. No teeth whitener for me!

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    A la carteposted 12 years ago

    nail file

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I don't need to break out of jail just quite yet

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    A twoonie, toque and hockey puck!
    
    

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Haha! I may be canadian but were i am 'tis not the season for toques and hockey yet =p

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          mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Doesn't matter where you are...
          
          Standard emergency items for a Canadian - twoonie, toque and hockey puck lol
          
          (money, clothing and ummmm self defense weapon, alternately hot or cold drink coaster, doorstop, paperweight, suppose you can chew on the puck, too, if you're incredibly hungry etc lol)

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Haha, favorite post so far =p

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    ChrisWaposted 12 years ago

    one of those red gloves from the winter olympics!

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Noppers lol

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    Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

    You have a penny!

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       WINNNNNERRRRR....well you guessed one of them haha =p. Two items left y'all!

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    lint has to be in there. close to being a little knife; hmmm, yer a terrorist with a box cutter. It's head for the brambles in barefeet!

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    Okay wait a minute... you posted that last night...
    
    Same pair of pants on? This might be more difficult than we thought if you changed your outer pants today lol (I assume you change the undergarments, of course lol)
    
    Wait another minute... when you posted, were you in your pajama pants?
    
    This might have some bearing on how we should guess....
    
    I guess *shrugs*

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       ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       stop confusing the issue dammit! LOL

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       haha, the items I had in my pockets are forever immortalized by this post....so your all still guessing on what WAS in my pocket =p

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    gregory hubposted 12 years ago

    $2 canadian coin, a gum wrapper (the gum is in your mouth), a razor (for shaving or otherwise)

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Reality Bites figured out I had a canadian penny in my pocket up above, like the gum wrapper idea though =p

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          mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          canadian penny=maple leaf
          
          I'm takin' a point on that one!

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    dam! I forgot wallet. did some one say that? sorry if I missed it. and a snot rag.

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Nope, no one said it but funnily enough I didn't have a wallet in my pocket and I usually do

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    Tom Cullenposted 12 years ago

    3 pieces of bacon, a telescoping fishing pole, and a tin of sardines.

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Lol! I eat bacon too fast for it to end up in my pocket =p

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    a sailboat, caribou and a polar bear?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       How'd you know!? Haha just kidding =p

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          mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          sailboat=dime
          caribou=quarter
          polar bear=twoonie
          
          I'm tryin' everything here lol

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    a maple leaf, beaver and a paper clip
    
    (sounds like McGyver's tool box contents lol)

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I'll give you a hint. The paperclip is similar to one of the items just because of its composition...

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          mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Oh!! A SLINKY is in your pocket???

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I haven't seen a slinky since I was 12 =p

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                mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Now way, eh? You've GOT to be kidding! *taking slinky out of pocket, unwrapping slinky from around hockey puck*
                
                4th essential item for Canadians to carry around lol
                
                Doubles as a pet leash, and oh look - hot or cold drink coaster, too!
                
                
                
                You're SURE there's not a slinky in your pocket?
                
                Cheap slinky when I was a kid - bunch of paperclips linked together... didn't work very well but when I was a kid, so many years ago, we didn't KNOW a slinky was supposed to walk down the stairs...
                
                This response is too long already huh?
                
                SAAAAAAY you had a slinky in your pocket, k? lol

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          Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          a key ring?

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Nopers!

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          Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          You have staples?

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 12 years ago

    A penny, a safety pin, and a lint encrusted butter tart?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Penny is right but....the butter tart is far from close hahaha

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    LOL only BT would think butter tart. hahaha

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       B.T. Evilpantsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Well, he is Canadian. If I were Canadian, my pockets would be filled with butter tarts all the time!

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          Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Whats stopping you from doing that now? Sounds like a fail proof plan to me haha!

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    I thought they were anyway. LOL

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    OK, a penny, and a key or keys. and a goose

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    Jeff Berndtposted 12 years ago

    String! Or nothing.

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       No string....but definitly something =p

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    a penny, a key and a toothpick carved from a raccoons pecker: sign of a true woodsman.

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha, nope =p

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    a penny, lint and dollar clip with some money.

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    SognoPiccoloposted 12 years ago

    obviously there is a penny, how about a swiss army knife?
      maybe number 3 is small can of hairspray with a lighter attached just in case you need an improptu flame thrower

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       the swiss army knife is the closest to item two thus far....just because all the options that are possible on the knife itself =p

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          Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          It is not a ring of keys?  Maybe it is nail clippers?

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          mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          penny, jack-knife and slinky

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          ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          makes no fukkin sense to me. cell phone, a penny, lint and a wee bottle of gin/alcohol. Church key! thass it.

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I defintly dont have any church key in my pocket haha =p

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                Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                You have one of those fancy roachclips.  you been smokin da' devils lettuce?

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                   ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   now that makes sense. yes and a bag o' green buds. and the effin penny.

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                      Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      Next time Webskitzo comes back to this thread, lets mug him and smoke all his bud.

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                         Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                         Don't hurt me!! Haha...I may be in college but I don't take any hits from the bong lol =p

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    a fart in a baggy with that Bic lighter she spoke of. Boom!

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    Nail clippers? (are in my pocket)

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Nah =p

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    No nail clippers. I think he is tiring of me. dried turd on a string?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha...never!

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    frogdroppingposted 12 years ago

    Space. You can't deny there's some space in that pocket. So that covers the one of the three for sure *nods*

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Just for you there can be four items instead of three...and then space would be one of them...so you win!...well kinda haha

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years ago

    Ok
    penny, swiss army knife , nail, tac, piece of gum, mint, toothpick, money, bills, button, key, picture, candy, cellphone, beeper?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       One of the components on the swiss army knife is one of the items in my pocket...

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          Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          corkscrew

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Nope

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    tweezers, lint, space, penny, gum, string, rubber band, pen, pencil, 25 automatic, starter pistol, sling-shot, pea, straw, cocaine, ecstasy, meth, crack, or a weedwhacker.

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       Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       or maybe scissors?

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          ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          wouldn't that be dangerous for a guy?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Haha...ralwus...you think I'm a drug dealer now or something? Haha =p

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          ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          No, just getting to all the options. LOL Eraser, bullet, shotgun shell, lead sinker, fish hooks in a bag, fishin pole, worms, flies, dead flies, turtle, fish food, a gold fish, dice, deck of cards, monopoly get out of jail card, drivers license, picture of your boyfriend?

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             Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             haha, your funny....cept for the boyfriend part! -.- lol...and still none of those are right =p

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                ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                LOL girlfriend then. hehe

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    tweezers?
    
    toothpick?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       well one of the items is metal so tweezers are kinda close-ish-lier haha

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    Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

    A bottle opener?

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       ralwusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I already guessed church key

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    alternate poetposted 12 years ago

    screwdriver, screw and washer

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       So close! The end piece of the screwdriver....first one to say it gets the second item and eternal glory! haha

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    A mirror, dumb in a baggie, a brain fart, your family tree, Lionel Train, a dried up taco, ugly on a toothpick, fountain of the quotations of Mao Tse-Tung, tears in a bottle, a brain bill, a golf ball, the village idiot or a fairy on a string. A pencil sharpener and a can opener.

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Haha, your hella imaginative....kudos to you....still haven't guessed anything though haha.

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    Brenda Durhamposted 12 years ago

    your hand, the Canadian coin, and the ring on your hand?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Nope but I'll give you a hint...the last item...assuming the second one will be guessed in a few minutes is really colourful....

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    ralwusposted 12 years ago

    Uncle!

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    Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

    A handle? a Bit and a Rubiks cube?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Dude I don't get it but your insane....it was a 2x2 rubiks cube....stop reading my mind!!!

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    Rishy Richposted 12 years ago

    Dude...r u still wearing the same pant?

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       Webskitzoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       haha no...but were working off what i DID have in my pocket....how gross would I be if I was though haha =p

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