Which forum poster do you think needs psychiatric help?

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  1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    I won't name anyone, just have to say there are a few wacky doodles out there...

    1. thirdmillenium profile image60
      thirdmilleniumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Good Lord, aren't you asking for trouble?

    2. Mark Knowles profile image59
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Wacky doodles would be an understatement. I do think simply posting in this forum is proof enough one needs psychiatric help. wink

    3. lady_love158 profile image56
      lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I wonder why you didn't get banned for this post or even why this post wasn't deleted? It's an obvious violation of the Hub Pages TOS, oh, I forgot you're a liberal right? Seems Hubpages has different rules for liberals.

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        If you see this thread as negative as your post seems to say it is, then I would say you need help. Serious help.

        It a joke. Duh! WOW! Some people. hmm

        1. lady_love158 profile image56
          lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Uh yeah but Hubpages doesn't appreciate that kind of humor, myself, I couldn't care less, I was just wondering that's all especially since I was banned for 4 weeks.

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
            Eaglekiwiposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Oooooo...

            Why were ya banned?


            Im not crazy ,Im just a little misunderstood lol

            1. lrohner profile image80
              lrohnerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I'll take your "misunderstood" and raise ya four wacka doodle doos! Although I prefer to think of myself as "eccentric." smilesmilesmile

              1. mega1 profile image77
                mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                so, you don't have to brag about having 4 wackadoodles!  in fact, that is the root of all craziness!  your wackadoodles.  And when you consider that your wackadoodles are going to each have 8, well, you can just see how this entire thread is going to degenerate!  whoopee!  or "woot" in common, modern parlance!

                1. lrohner profile image80
                  lrohnerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Four wackadoodles having eight each... I knew it. Wackadoodles will soon rule the world! WOOT!

            2. lady_love158 profile image56
              lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Who knows!! I can guarantee if I posted this thread, I'd be banned again!

  2. wilderness profile image97
    wildernessposted 7 years ago

    I would have to say that probably that whacko Wilderness needs it the most...

  3. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Just for the record, I blame my crazy behavior on the fact that I'm a musician. I am excused! lol

    1. Abbasangel profile image73
      Abbasangelposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I wish I had such a good excuse!

  4. IzzyM profile image89
    IzzyMposted 7 years ago

    I definitely need psychiatric help!

    They have just banned all smoking in bars and public places here in Spain - except for those in prison or psychiatric units!
    So I reckon the local just needs to have enough nutters like me going in to be able to be re-classified as a psychiatric unit!

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Or you could commit a crime and get sent down smile

      1. IzzyM profile image89
        IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Good point!

        Now...which crime shall I commit?

        1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
          Uninvited Writerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Well, it depends on how bad your habit is and if they might eventually ban smoking in prison. You wouldn't want to be in for life and not be able to smoke.

          1. IzzyM profile image89
            IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            This is very true! Spain has a history of saying one thing and doing another - and repealing or adding to new laws just after people were forced into paying a fortune to make adjustments for their new laws.
            Zapatero should have stuck to mending shoes!

            1. profile image0
              Toby Hansenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              How did Madrid get by the EU on that one? Surely banning smoking infringes on the human rights of a smoker?
              Yes... I admit that I smoke.

              1. IzzyM profile image89
                IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I think the human rights people on the european parliament put the rights of the non-smoker higher than those of smokers.

                They keep pulling out figures of how many people have died from passive smoking.

                I think these figures are made up.

                How can you blame passive smoke, when cars,road transport, airoplanes and others are putting out noxious fumes all the time, and factories too emit all sorts of substances into the air?

                Does everyone who dies of lung cancer or heart disease have to have been affected by smoke from cigarettes when they were living?

                I think this is all just a giant experiment to see if deaths fall.

                When they don't, they'll still blame smokers for smoking in the street!

                1. kirstenblog profile image76
                  kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Izzy, I feel ya sister!
                  I do hope that if I ever make it to non-smoker status I do not wind up one of those smoker hating nutters! I do want to quit someday (just not today of course) but I do think that the car fumes and other pollutants out there carry as much blame as smoking. I have also read that current studies are disproving the danger of passive smoke being worse for you then first hand smoking. That never did make sense to me anyway! I mean by that logic everyone should smoke as it is less dangerous then if you accidentally breathe in smoke?!?! yikes

  5. Misha profile image71
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    All of us Susan, all of us big_smile

  6. Several Ninjas profile image77
    Several Ninjasposted 7 years ago

    only the permanently banned ones.

  7. Randy Godwin profile image94
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    Snakes in the head?

  8. evvy_09 profile image74
    evvy_09posted 7 years ago

    I've been banned from all psychiatrist in a 100 mile radius.  So y'all are stuck with me the way I am tongue

  9. Extinct Soul profile image56
    Extinct Soulposted 7 years ago

    I think all writers needs psychiatric help.
    Psychiatric interviews were fun, it could give you a lot of idea for your next hub...lol

  10. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Too many lol lol

  11. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Me, Me, Me! lol

  12. profile image0
    Toby Hansenposted 7 years ago

    That Toby Hansen not only needs psychiatric help, I know for a fact that she sees both a psychiatrist and and psychologist regularly! smile big_smile: lol

  13. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 7 years ago

    Hahahah!
    lol

  14. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Oh! there are just so many, it would be impossible . . . let me catch my breath *puts hand on chest*  First of all, I would just like to say that SoftCornHippo is so wacky and crazy none of you could ever believe just how important to the wackos she is, but she never comes in the forums, for some weird reason.  Then there's Shadesbreath, who has been trying to break away from us and still, can't manage on his own!  Then, there's, well, I hate to say it but, Lorlie, the elite wacko, needs some help, of some kind, but maybe not exactly psych.  (Psych)  IrishObserver, Mark Knowles, Pft - everybody elses' names just, oh, yes, there's Camlo and that Lyrics person -  basically all of us need help for venturing and then staying onthis realm of hubberwacko threadness - just want to say HmrJmr, when he is not healing our wackiness, can get kind of, you know, with his slim jims and all.  Anybody who says they are not in dire need of psych help here are just deluded, and I have much compassion for their lot!  I really do.

    AND  I say all this with love, OF COURSE!

    1. Randy Godwin profile image94
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Nice qualifying post, Mega! smile

      1. mega1 profile image77
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        oh, yeah, did I forget?  ME!  I need it, help! badly I am needing psych help.  Or just gifeme your meds, all of them, and I'll be quiet.  at least until next lifetime.  muwahhhhahahaha!

        1. Randy Godwin profile image94
          Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Not me, I'm normal.

  15. barryrutherford profile image76
    barryrutherfordposted 7 years ago

    things are bad when a psychiatrist does not want to listen to you

  16. Abbasangel profile image73
    Abbasangelposted 7 years ago

    Me! I need psych help... Will you pay for it?!

  17. IzzyM profile image89
    IzzyMposted 7 years ago

    The thing about smoking in bars too is that smokers drink a lot more than non-smokers.

    Trust me, I know I'm a smoker who used to run a bar.

    Now and again we'd put on entertainment and there were always those moany faces who complained about the smoke, resulting in us having to put on expensive extraction fans to straighten their faces.

    Then they'd sit their all night stretching out one half-lager...

    This is going to kill the bar trade here in Spain, making already poor people even poorer.

  18. kirstenblog profile image76
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Izzy this has happened here in the UK, the pubs now searve more food then they did before to compensate for loss of earnings. I guess if you cannot smoke while drinking you will eat instead hmm
    It should be really helpful for the growing obesity problem tongue roll

  19. IzzyM profile image89
    IzzyMposted 7 years ago

    So bars have had to turned into restaurants to stay afloat? That is those who haven't already gone under.
    You are right - too much of anything is a bad thing, and food is certainly no exception.
    I hate going a night out in the UK, and now Spain is going the same way.
    The other worry is that there has been a growing trend over the use of date rape drugs here in Spain.
    Now it will be even easier for the perpetrators to drug their intended victim, who has left her drink unattended to go out for a smoke.
    Guys are targetted too of course. The ultimate motive is robbery.

  20. manlypoetryman profile image74
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Though not us regular of a poster in foroums...as I was in the past. I'm pretty sure I do...and all the voices in my head took a vote and...said it was time to 'fess up!

  21. Daniel Carter profile image73
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    All of us need help! (Me, myself and I.)

  22. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Randy Godwin. DEFINITELY Randy Godwin! He contributed generously to the delinquencies of two minors. As a result, I now need psychiatric help! lol

    1. Randy Godwin profile image94
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I keep telling you, I was not responsible for your delinquencies.
      You were already corrupted when I met you.  You must take responsibility for your own shortcomings. The first step in becoming enlightened.

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I was just an innocent child. You perverted me...and my best friend! lol

        1. Randy Godwin profile image94
          Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          You two were "preverted" long before I met you!

          1. habee profile image94
            habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            But isn't that why you used to love us?? You have to admit that you, ummm...ENHANCED our "perversions."

            1. Randy Godwin profile image94
              Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I was just an ordinary guy who was taken advantage of by two unscrupulous females.

  23. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Anyone who constantly sees left-wing conspiracies.

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OR right-wing conspiracies!

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I don't think you got the joke...

        1. habee profile image94
          habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I got it. Just adding my own. lol

  24. Eaglekiwi profile image78
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Psst is that the blue or pink pills lol  lol

    Wackadoo wackadoo wackadah...


    This thread will not degenerate ,but alas if it does ,inject a shot of cortisone forthwith and it will right as rain again tongue

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