Banned Because?

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   camloposted 14 years ago

   With all that rum, you don't know which day it is. Banned!
   It's vodka today.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      rum and vodka drinkers, both banned

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   camloposted 14 years ago

   Did we mention actually 'drinking'?
   No.
   Banned!

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for not drinking

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Banned because you are not pouring the champagne

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for saying champagne

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         Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for excluding tea totalers!

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            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for smiling and saying the word tea

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   I'm late again - your fault. Banned.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned because hiding with that froggy avatar is a beautiful woman

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   Hauntyposted 14 years ago

   Banned for banning multiple targets.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned because your followers are 399, what happened??

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         Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Apparently someone stopped liking me. You and dingdong are both banned for good looks.

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            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I can't ban you again twice.

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   dingdongposted 14 years ago

   (Haunty) Banned for being a HubPages Elite.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for closing your eyes

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   Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

   Banned for the realization.

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      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because if you are ultimate then I have to be penultimate

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         Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You banned me, so you are banned!

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   camloposted 14 years ago

   Banned for banning just because you've been banned.

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   Banned for just being in this thread!!!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you think you are above being in this thread

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       Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being above me in this thread!

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    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned for the same reason

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not being below me in this thread.

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    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    ha banned because now I am.

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    Okay ... now you're banned for being above me.

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for silly bans.

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       mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for thinking bans are silly

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    You think my bans are 'silly'. I'll show you 'silly' -
    Banned!

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using an avatar that makes me thirsty ... I wonder what I've got in the fridge ...

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       mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for not pouring your bottle into a glass in the first place

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    Banned for mentioning 'the bottle'.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for flaunting alcoholic beverage

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    Banned for mentioning 'alcoholic beverage'.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for criticizing me!

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for punctuation marks

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not being able to think of a better ban

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for sitting on your pets ear

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for being mean to a merbabe!

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for being to young to swim

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Ageism = Banned

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for not drinking enough coffee

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because there's nobody else around to ban

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Coffee's nasty. Banned for not acknowledging decent drinks.

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       KristenGraceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OMG... I HATE when people ban the same time as me LOL, it happens all the tiiiiiime

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because coffee is NOT either nasty!

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Denial. Banned.

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       mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for ban denial

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for copying my score

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for jealousy !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for redundancy - late

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Redundancy is a necessary part of life.  Banned for having an excess number of forum posts - over 10,000 = excess.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I was hoping nobody would notice.  Banned for noticing

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       china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for your avatar baby having pointed ears

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    banned for the silhouette...and not a big smile like me...

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for the big sneer.

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          china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being beaky

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    china manposted 14 years ago

    Ceciliabeltran Banned - as a private joke

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Private jokes exclude the majority... Banned.

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       china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for thinking that democracy rules in these threads

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking I side with democracy ruling... when I'm the one ruling.

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    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    Rulers not allowed. Banned

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       china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having an avatar that looks like something my dog left on the grass after eating something disugusting and still alive

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ...banned for being up late or too early...oh wait....it's me that should be banned...i've been on here too long.....ban me....pleez!

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             Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for begging online.

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                KristenGraceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Posting the same ban as me only seconds later... Banned.

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    No begging. Banned.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for sneaking in before me with the same reason for banning.

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          KristenGraceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey hey hey... Spelling error.  Banned.

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking I could make an error.

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       china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for even thinking that someone would think you could make an error

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Changing post to hide error.  Banned. Sneaky, sneaky.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not making a screenshot to prove alleged error .

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not being able to admit your faults!

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       Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being the judge

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for implying anyone could do the job better.

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    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    Banned for accusing me.

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning me with a sad face !

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    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning me with an exclamation mark.

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