Dear member,
We do regret to inform you that you have become facilitated to a substantial ban for the following reasons;
1. Not adhering to section D, subsection D.15, part 42, paragraph 1.178.
2. You have been found to be promoting non-sanctioned humor.
3. You have been found to be using your humor for the sole purpose of self promotion.
4. Self promoting using humor is a complete violation of the rules.
5. You have, in the past, on more than one occasion, used humor for self promoting purposes in CLEAR violation of the rules.
6. For further clarification, a copy of the all the rules and regulations can be found inscribed in stone on the moon.
7. Not reading and understanding the rules is not a valid reason to not adhere to them.
Your ban may or may not be lifted in the future and we will advise you in writing if and when it may be lifted.
Thankyou,
Please do not hesitate to contact us and use our facilities in the future.