Banned Because?

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  1. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because Klara is always right!  and because I had to check in and make sure you all are still here

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      i'm here...and so is panda...i'm sure he'll be by

      oh yeah....you're banned!

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        you're banned for flying so high - and no, I could not stay away!

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          you sayin' i'm high?....yup i am....it's great up here...nice view too

          ...banned! just cuz!...i can't really come up with anything to ban you with...better put another hat on....banned again!

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for blabbering in a very very serious thread !

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              can't help it...i'm high as a kite..................banned big guy!...been waiting to do that!

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                banned because I feel like it I'm out ta here lol

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for being abandoned in bamboo fields and staying there for two days without anyone to rescue you.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for leaving me so lonely! sad sad sad

  4. cashmere profile image77
    cashmereposted 12 years ago

    banned for having internet addiction

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned because everyone has forgotten about this threa hmm and about me sad

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for thinking anyone could forget you   -    er er er who are  you again ?

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        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being forgetful or is it your age?

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being forgotten for two days again, whoever you are.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for abandoning this thread!

  7. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because I was here - just very, very uncharacteristically quiet!

  8. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 12 years ago

    Banned for being to sexy for your shirt!!!!!

                      big_smile

  9. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for staying away so long!

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for being uncharacteristically quiet. What's wrong with you?! yikes

  11. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz I don't know why I'm quiet - maybe getting sick!

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not letting me wear that sexy shirt!! big_smile

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        banned becuz I have no idea what you're talking about!

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          klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you've been unbanned for seven days and that right there should be enough to ban you for life.

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            klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            zzz ZZZ   zzzz  ZZZZZ     zzzzzzzz    ZZZZZZZZ

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    U R banned be cuz you just couldn't stay away!

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you've stayed away for 5 days!

  13. fosginger profile image60
    fosgingerposted 12 years ago

    banned for arguring with your self in public, then telling yourself to calm down and things will be ok once you take your meds

  14. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    I'm all alone - there's no one here -h besiiiiiiiiiide meeeeee....

  15. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    I'm banning myself for insisting on this thread. I'm starting to feel like Donkey from Shrek ...

    I'm all alone, there's no one here... BESIIIIIIIIIIDE MEEEEEEE....

    Where's that crazy old MEgan?!

  16. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    banned for sounding crazy!!!  Mega!! HELP!!!  Klara's gone Donkey on us!!  lol

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    blake4dposted 12 years ago

    You are all banned for being gypsies.

  18. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for guessing right. WHERE IS MEGAN?!!! yikes

    1. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for living in Miami Beach. I have no idea why. big_smile

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
        Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for living in an old tired thread and for dragging me back to this upper region of hell

  19. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    Banned for being a human being.

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
      Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I'm pretty sure my dad was human atleast. Banned for bragging about not being human.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image60
        paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        What!?!

        1. paradigmsearch profile image60
          paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being born in Bridgeport.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned because Bridgeport is not Miami Beach!

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oh goody now I can ban your bragging butt!

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        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Megan! My dearest old friend! Where the heck have you been?! Banned for forgetting you have a responsibility to this thread!

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    MEGAN, You're double banned for being so senile that you actually forget that you own this thread!

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    If anyone sees Megan, please let her know she has a citation for abandoning this thread.

  23. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    Banned because I can't believe that you haven't run out of reasons for banning people yet! smile

  24. lorlie6 profile image72
    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    Banned because I have no earthly idea what your username means. smile

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Goodness! It's Lorlie! Its been so long! I still have to ban you though. How have you been?

  25. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    I ban myself for being forgotten!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for forgetting where you left yourself !!  This thread STIll going big_smile

      1. CMHypno profile image83
        CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because you are still a panda!

        1. Eric Newland profile image61
          Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not being a panda.

          1. CMHypno profile image83
            CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned because you are not a panda either

  26. Lisas-thoughts101 profile image60
    Lisas-thoughts101posted 12 years ago

    banning myself for spending this much time reading this thread.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I have nothing to ban you for! lol

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        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for running out of reasons to ban people!

        1. CMHypno profile image83
          CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because there is always a reason

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            klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for not listing the reasons.

            1. recommend1 profile image60
              recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

              The lack of insulting bannings in this thread are becoming very noticeable and leave little room for inventive and rude bannings to be thought up.

              Banned for being boring !  and to recover the lack of rudeness, banned for peering sideways out of your avatar as though someone has just slapped you across the 'other' cheek !  and CMHypno for wearing one bra strap outside your dress, kmbrlyslyrcs for having too long a name to keep typing, Lis assthoughts for thinking time here is wasted, and cockerel head Newland is easy to insult.  See how easy it is to return to topic and get with the true spirit of this thread  !!!!!   big_smile

              1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
                Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because this thread was dead and buried a long time ago, and yet someone stupidly resurrected it.

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                  klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for calling me stupid, and yet, you're stupidly following it AGAIN! big_smile

                  1. recommend1 profile image60
                    recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                    Banned for not embracing stupidity as a positive asset, and not realising that anyone who uses a baby face as a front is admitting that they were clearly prettier as a baby than they are now big_smile

  27. Tiger Mom profile image61
    Tiger Momposted 12 years ago

    Banned for being green (and starting a forum thread with over 7,000 posts) smile

  28. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned because we cannot start a thread with 7000 posts, it is not a bank account !!!!  and why do you have a rug as an avatar for petes sake! big_smile

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
      Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because maybe someone should start a thread with 7000 posts. All you have to do is name the thread: This Thread Already Has 7000 posts! and everyone will flock to it because they'll say to themselves, 'this lunatic has gone off the deep end yet again!'

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not understanding the secret rules of this thread.  You have not insulted anybody, made fun of them, or doscontortionated any of their words.  Neither are you a beautiful woman (always top of the opile here) nor are you sarcastic enough to rate as as 'beligerant'.  Whingeing does not count.

        1. Eric Newland profile image61
          Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for knocking the thread unconscious for almost two full days.

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for unimaginative banning

            1. Eric Newland profile image61
              Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for hatin' on my banswagger.

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                klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for not explaining what banswagger is. But I must unban you because of your high eyebrow. It's very stylish!

                1. Eric Newland profile image61
                  Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for not following the rules of the thread. However, for complimenting my eyebrow, I will go back in time so I can retroactively unban you before I ban you, yet banning you will still be my last act.

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                    klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                    Eric, thanks for clarifying that. Now I'm not sure whether to ban you, unban you, or ban myself. But I suggest we ban the panda instead.

  29. Gina Coole profile image61
    Gina Cooleposted 12 years ago

    Banned for complaining that this thread has gone on for just too long!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not continuing with the anti-easter propoganda, the waste of all those bunny jokes alone is a serious infraction of the rules.

      1. Beth100 profile image69
        Beth100posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for propagating propraganda of any form!!!  Happy shoot eating!  lol

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for taking so long to melt the ice!

  30. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    MEGAN! I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE yikes YOU'RE FOREVER BANNED FOR ABANDONING US!

  31. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Banned for yelling!!  hmm

  32. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for crooked lip face!

  33. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Banned for calling my questionable smiley a crooked lip face!!  hmm 

    hmm  does this look like a crooked lip face?!?  lol

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because it's definitely a crooked lip face!

  34. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    Klara - banned for yelling at me and banned for using the abandoned word! AHEM!

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      abandoned word?! What abandoned word? Face? As in "abandoned face?" lol

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        you are banned for not knowing the abandoned word is "abandoned"  which, is forbidden, because there are no rules here! here in the banned because thread, that is, which is what is so, you know, refreshing!

        come to think of it, did we not agree, totally and also completely, that "forever" (the word) was banned here?  (and only here of course)

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          klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Megan, you've abandoned me to do this all alone, and now I have no choice but to take on the role of "commander and thief... I mean "...in chief" of this thread. You've been FOREVER banned for ABANDONMENT! yikes

          1. mega1 profile image78
            mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            there you go, banning me for the same old thing!  You are banned for MEGA redundancy and plus also repetitiousness

            1. profile image0
              klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              repetitious and rebundancy?! Banned for using words I can't pronounce! Meee no peekie eenglee!

              1. lorlie6 profile image72
                lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                O.Kay, klarawieck, you be band cuz u uze wrds dat don mak sns.  Eyem upahhld!

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                  klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Lorlie, it's "I don't speak English" in Cuban.... me no peekie eenglee. Banned for not understanding Cuban!

  35. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    banned for making me laugh at the "rebundancy" of it all! which, is of curse, not funny! 8&#((***!!!  and darn it.

    1. celeb_prankster profile image60
      celeb_pranksterposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for using too much of special characters in a forum post!

      1. Mmargie1966 profile image84
        Mmargie1966posted 11 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for only answering with one sentence.  Short and sweet is nice sometimes, but we want a real reason here people.  I mean, c'mon.  We are all supposed to be writers, so lets write.  Please don't be offended celeb-prankster, just playin' the game.

        big_smile

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for sitting here for three weeks on your own in the dark !

  36. celeb_prankster profile image60
    celeb_pranksterposted 11 years ago

    Banned for having an alphanumeric profile name.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for making me read long words when I get up and before I have had my second coffee - and anyway - how can you get a score of 10 unless you work real hard at it  ?????

      1. Serene Chaos profile image61
        Serene Chaosposted 11 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for making me laugh when I had finally accepted that my pissy mood was irreversible

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for pissy giggling !!!   come on back, you make this so easy big_smile

          1. CMHypno profile image83
            CMHypnoposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Still a panda?  Banned! smile

            1. Pearldiver profile image67
              Pearldiverposted 11 years agoin reply to this

              Oh Just Banned for encouraging the general interfering with the breeding habits (and duties) of Pandas! sad

              Surely you realize that male pandas have absolutely no idea what to do with their landing gear once the wedding ring has been placed through their nose.. Sseeesh... ANY opportunity to dodge his duties, by talking to us.. he'll grasp willingly! roll

              (pssssst CM.. good on ya for kicking his B&W Butt though! smile )

 
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