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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned because Klara is always right!  and because I had to check in and make sure you all are still here

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      i'm here...and so is panda...i'm sure he'll be by
      
      oh yeah....you're banned!

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you're banned for flying so high - and no, I could not stay away!

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            you sayin' i'm high?....yup i am....it's great up here...nice view too
            
            ...banned! just cuz!...i can't really come up with anything to ban you with...better put another hat on....banned again!

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               recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Banned for blabbering in a very very serious thread !

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                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  can't help it...i'm high as a kite..................banned big guy!...been waiting to do that!

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                     kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     banned because I feel like it I'm out ta here

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for being abandoned in bamboo fields and staying there for two days without anyone to rescue you.

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for leaving me so lonely!

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   cashmereposted 13 years ago

   banned for having internet addiction

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned because everyone has forgotten about this threa and about me

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      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for thinking anyone could forget you   -    er er er who are  you again ?

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for being forgetful or is it your age?

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            recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for being forgotten for two days again, whoever you are.

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for abandoning this thread!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned because I was here - just very, very uncharacteristically quiet!

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   Hokeyposted 13 years ago

   Banned for being to sexy for your shirt!!!!!
   
                    

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for staying away so long!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being uncharacteristically quiet. What's wrong with you?!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't know why I'm quiet - maybe getting sick!

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       Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not letting me wear that sexy shirt!!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned becuz I have no idea what you're talking about!

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because you've been unbanned for seven days and that right there should be enough to ban you for life.

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                zzz ZZZ   zzzz  ZZZZZ     zzzzzzzz    ZZZZZZZZ

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    U R banned be cuz you just couldn't stay away!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you've stayed away for 5 days!

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    fosgingerposted 13 years ago

    banned for arguring with your self in public, then telling yourself to calm down and things will be ok once you take your meds

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I'm all alone - there's no one here -h besiiiiiiiiiide meeeeee....

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I'm banning myself for insisting on this thread. I'm starting to feel like Donkey from Shrek ...
    
    I'm all alone, there's no one here... BESIIIIIIIIIIDE MEEEEEEE....
    
    Where's that crazy old MEgan?!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    banned for sounding crazy!!!  Mega!! HELP!!!  Klara's gone Donkey on us!! 

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    blake4dposted 13 years ago

    You are all banned for being gypsies.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for guessing right. WHERE IS MEGAN?!!!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for living in Miami Beach. I have no idea why.

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for living in an old tired thread and for dragging me back to this upper region of hell

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a human being.

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Well, I'm pretty sure my dad was human atleast. Banned for bragging about not being human.

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          What!?!

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for being born in Bridgeport.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because Bridgeport is not Miami Beach!

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh goody now I can ban your bragging butt!

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Megan! My dearest old friend! Where the heck have you been?! Banned for forgetting you have a responsibility to this thread!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    MEGAN, You're double banned for being so senile that you actually forget that you own this thread!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    If anyone sees Megan, please let her know she has a citation for abandoning this thread.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I can't believe that you haven't run out of reasons for banning people yet!

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Banned because I have no earthly idea what your username means.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Goodness! It's Lorlie! Its been so long! I still have to ban you though. How have you been?

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I ban myself for being forgotten!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for forgetting where you left yourself !!  This thread STIll going

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          CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you are still a panda!

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             Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for not being a panda.

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                CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because you are not a panda either

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    Lisas-thoughts101posted 13 years ago

    banning myself for spending this much time reading this thread.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I have nothing to ban you for!

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for running out of reasons to ban people!

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             CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because there is always a reason

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for not listing the reasons.

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                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   The lack of insulting bannings in this thread are becoming very noticeable and leave little room for inventive and rude bannings to be thought up.
                   
                   Banned for being boring !  and to recover the lack of rudeness, banned for peering sideways out of your avatar as though someone has just slapped you across the 'other' cheek !  and CMHypno for wearing one bra strap outside your dress, kmbrlyslyrcs for having too long a name to keep typing, Lis assthoughts for thinking time here is wasted, and cockerel head Newland is easy to insult.  See how easy it is to return to topic and get with the true spirit of this thread  !!!!!   

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                      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned because this thread was dead and buried a long time ago, and yet someone stupidly resurrected it.

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                         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for calling me stupid, and yet, you're stupidly following it AGAIN!

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                            recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for not embracing stupidity as a positive asset, and not realising that anyone who uses a baby face as a front is admitting that they were clearly prettier as a baby than they are now

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                               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Banned for admitting that you weren't even pretty as a child (since you've never shown you REAL face!) HAHA!

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                                  recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  Banned big time for suggesting that I should inflict my face on the poor unstable contributors to this thread !

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                                     klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Lol banned for hiding behind fur!

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    Tiger Momposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being green (and starting a forum thread with over 7,000 posts)

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned because we cannot start a thread with 7000 posts, it is not a bank account !!!!  and why do you have a rug as an avatar for petes sake!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because maybe someone should start a thread with 7000 posts. All you have to do is name the thread: This Thread Already Has 7000 posts! and everyone will flock to it because they'll say to themselves, 'this lunatic has gone off the deep end yet again!'

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not understanding the secret rules of this thread.  You have not insulted anybody, made fun of them, or doscontortionated any of their words.  Neither are you a beautiful woman (always top of the opile here) nor are you sarcastic enough to rate as as 'beligerant'.  Whingeing does not count.

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             Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for knocking the thread unconscious for almost two full days.

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                recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for unimaginative banning

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                   Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for hatin' on my banswagger.

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                      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for not explaining what banswagger is. But I must unban you because of your high eyebrow. It's very stylish!

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                         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for not following the rules of the thread. However, for complimenting my eyebrow, I will go back in time so I can retroactively unban you before I ban you, yet banning you will still be my last act.

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                            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Eric, thanks for clarifying that. Now I'm not sure whether to ban you, unban you, or ban myself. But I suggest we ban the panda instead.

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                               recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Banned for gang-banning me !

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                                  CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  Banned for still being a panda and revelling in a gang-banning!

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                                     recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Et tu, Hypno !  Banned for being nearly a month out of date !

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                                        klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                        Banned!

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                                           Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                           As you are!

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                                              recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                              Banned for something !

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                                                 Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                 banned for nothing!

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                                                    recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                    Banned for much ado  !!

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                                                       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                       Banned for ada!

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                                                          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                          Banned for for for for for for for . . . . . . . .

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                                                             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                             Banned for five five five five five . . . . . . .

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                                                                recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                                Banned for being so sick sick sick sick x

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                                                                   CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                                   Banned for banning on a religious holiday!

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                                                                      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                                      Banned for imposing your religious ideology on me - wait !  hang on !!  you said  HOLIDAY !!  ok then

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                                                                         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                                         recommend1-you are officially banned because of your anti-Easter propaganda! 
                                                                         Be Gone, dear sir/lady!
                                                                         

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    Gina Cooleposted 13 years ago

    Banned for complaining that this thread has gone on for just too long!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not continuing with the anti-easter propoganda, the waste of all those bunny jokes alone is a serious infraction of the rules.

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          Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for propagating propraganda of any form!!!  Happy shoot eating! 

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for taking so long to melt the ice!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    MEGAN! I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE YOU'RE FOREVER BANNED FOR ABANDONING US!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Banned for yelling!! 

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for crooked lip face!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Banned for calling my questionable smiley a crooked lip face!!   
    
      does this look like a crooked lip face?!? 

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because it's definitely a crooked lip face!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Klara - banned for yelling at me and banned for using the abandoned word! AHEM!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       abandoned word?! What abandoned word? Face? As in "abandoned face?"

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          you are banned for not knowing the abandoned word is "abandoned"  which, is forbidden, because there are no rules here! here in the banned because thread, that is, which is what is so, you know, refreshing!
          
          come to think of it, did we not agree, totally and also completely, that "forever" (the word) was banned here?  (and only here of course)

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Megan, you've abandoned me to do this all alone, and now I have no choice but to take on the role of "commander and thief... I mean "...in chief" of this thread. You've been FOREVER banned for ABANDONMENT!

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                there you go, banning me for the same old thing!  You are banned for MEGA redundancy and plus also repetitiousness

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                   klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   repetitious and rebundancy?! Banned for using words I can't pronounce! Meee no peekie eenglee!

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                      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      O.Kay, klarawieck, you be band cuz u uze wrds dat don mak sns.  Eyem upahhld!

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                         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Lorlie, it's "I don't speak English" in Cuban.... me no peekie eenglee. Banned for not understanding Cuban!

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for making me laugh at the "rebundancy" of it all! which, is of curse, not funny! 8&#((***!!!  and darn it.

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       celeb_pranksterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for using too much of special characters in a forum post!

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          Mmargie1966posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for only answering with one sentence.  Short and sweet is nice sometimes, but we want a real reason here people.  I mean, c'mon.  We are all supposed to be writers, so lets write.  Please don't be offended celeb-prankster, just playin' the game.
          
          

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             recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for sitting here for three weeks on your own in the dark !

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    celeb_pranksterposted 12 years ago

    Banned for having an alphanumeric profile name.

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       recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making me read long words when I get up and before I have had my second coffee - and anyway - how can you get a score of 10 unless you work real hard at it  ?????

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          Serene Chaosposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for making me laugh when I had finally accepted that my pissy mood was irreversible

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             recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for pissy giggling !!!   come on back, you make this so easy

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                CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Still a panda?  Banned!

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                   Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Oh Just Banned for encouraging the general interfering with the breeding habits (and duties) of Pandas!
                   
                   Surely you realize that male pandas have absolutely no idea what to do with their landing gear once the wedding ring has been placed through their nose.. Sseeesh... ANY opportunity to dodge his duties, by talking to us.. he'll grasp willingly!
                   
                   (pssssst CM.. good on ya for kicking his B&W Butt though! )

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