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   My Storiesposted 14 years ago

   You are banned recommend1 because you think you can only recommend stuff 79% of the time.

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   klara - banned for making us think of "parts"
   
   the panda is banned for sickening rhymes
   
   mystory is banned for using a percentage out of context
   
   and I'm banned until I get supper made

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Panda keeps on yappin'
   while I sit here just rappin'
   Mega's just toetappin'
   And banned are both fo' overlappin'
   
   Yours truly -
   
           Mrs. Smarty Pants
   

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Klara thinks shes rappin
   accusin me of yappin
   brings in overlappin like a g don't count fer nutthin
   and all this rap is just crap for the masses that passes
   for poetry miming rhyming through mispronouncing

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Panda think he happ'n'
   Because he be 'a rappin'
   While his tongue is just 'a lappin'
   And his toes they be 'a tappin'
   
   Panda live in China
   He think nothin' could be finah
   But he don't live in Carolina!
   
   Word to your mutha, Panda Bear!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for not banning anyone - both of yus!

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Mega be a baby
   She just a litttle shady
   She think she got a plan
   Because she got DIY banned
   DIY be happy
   Because she got a rappy
   And she know she be the man
   Because she call Mega BANNED!

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      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I thought the song went like this:
      Mega be a baby
      She just a little shady
      She think she got a plan
      Because DIY was banned
      DIY be slaphappy
      Mega's fish tail's all crappy
      She's going to hit the can
      While DIY be banned!     

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   You are all banned for excrementally bad posying

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      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You ain't seen nothin yet!

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Panda's the contester
   but I am the defender
   And he just won't surrender
   when I ban the recommeder
   

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    klarawieck makes me sick
    cos her name don't ryhme with dick
    all, take a fall
    I am the Panda
    and you is banned-a for slander !

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ...banned!.....you reminded me of 'i am the walrus...goo goo g'joob'.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Klarawieck, sick, and dick
    these words rhyme. Is that a trick?
    Yo Panda... waz up?!
    Yo' banned, loco! Too much fuz!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not banning SomewayOuttaHere just because you didn't want to rhyme up goo goo g'joob'. 

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          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Your banned--you shouldn't recommend anything on a Friday apart from a drink.

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Been there and done that and just on our way to bed - so banned for being 8 hours behind us !

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                BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned for going to bed 8 hrs before everyone else.

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for sleeping 8 hours late every goddam day !

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                      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      banned for making me feel sleepy at 4.15 in the afternoon.

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                         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for not taking your afternoon nap!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning the Panda without a rhyme! This thread has evolved to show our lyrical, poetic talents!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I'm banning myself for not banning CMHypno!

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       just in case you forget i'm banning you for forgetting.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for forgetting to ban me and hurting my feelings!

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          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          your banned for being over sensitive,

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being cold when it's clearly 91 degrees!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not rhyming

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    klara-wike? or klara-wick?
    it's all the same
    we've all been banned
    and she's to blame!
    
    banned for this
    banned for that
    banned because I forgot my hat
    
    banned for eating
    banned for drinking
    klara must be banned for thinking!

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for trying to hijack this thread

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    You're all banned for not being on vacation with me this week!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not knowing that I was on holiday in Greece all last week

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hope you had a great time---your banned for not personally inviting me:)wait where's the rock!!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I ban you Brian Slater
    for being a tailgater
    And if you'll ban me later
    just give it to me straighter

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for telling slater
       that he's a tailgater
       when he looks as if he's straighter
       
       you clearly haven't heard
       that in the big wide world
       a tailgater cannot be straighter
       Klarawieck

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    furry beast - banned

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for teeny weeny alliteration when clearly a sonnet is required to up the ante

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    How do I ban thee?
    Let me count the ways...
    I ban thee
    to the depth and breadth and height
    my soul can reach...

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Thy countenance!
    smiling while banning!
    
    forbidden

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not being consistent and using whilst to go with thy.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...thou art banned whilst making a cuppa with your crumpet

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    only worth 100.00
    
    cheap-banned for 100 days!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for sitting here all alone from - before I went out for an afternoon outside my favourite cafe 'birdwatching' and being forced to drink cold beer, followed by pizza and then all the way back home.

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for expecting me to feel sorry for you - birdwatching?

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             CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for not realising that the panda is a perve LOL!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for forgetting to rhyme
    Your banning sounds more like a whine
    And whinning is not allowed here
    Don't you know anything, dear?

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for calling me dear
       As I’m very expensive you hear!
       As for a whine, I’ll give you a dime
       If you prove that the panda is fine!
       
       Now you probably know why I don't post any poetry! LOL!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I don't mean to be corrective
    but your poetry is not effective
    Be selective and objective
    Don't get banned for irrespective
    
    

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being a lit crit
       in this perverted cess pit
       you know you can't select
       just any object
       to be your subject
       if you want to show off your wit !

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being judicious
          Your rhyming is truly capricious
          My guess is you're not too ambitious
          as you're sounding a bit repetitious
          
          

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             And your rhyming is no better young chick !
             But still banned for being right
             and not getting teh slightest uptight
             You see, I don't have the time
             to work up good rhyme
             or keep changing my avatar pic !

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                klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                If I could resemble your look
                I'd stick to the first pic I took
                But I won't rock your vote
                You disliked what I wrote
                and for that I'm Mrs. Gooble-de-gook
                
                It's clear that I'm all out of luck
                And you think I'm a full-of-it schmuck
                but it's all in good humor
                and I'm not a presumer
                still I ban you for running amok
                
                

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Yes! Running amuch isn't proper
    Ya know you will just come a croppa
    So don't go all rhyemy
    for it's bound to stymy
    your thinking
    when banning a flopper.

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Earnest'ses posies is bad
    it really is seriously sad
    he's trying so hard
    but will never be a bard
    even if more time he takes
    so he's banned from this thread
    cos his muse has just fled
    which is better for all our good sakes

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for noticing my rhyme was spelt wrong and crap!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being so touchy - and for knowing what that stuff under the front end of a car does.

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    banned for sticking out your tongue,  you should know better

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey !!   Banned for not realising the tongue is out for YOU
       
       and Banned for not telling us whether you got that job or not !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being nosey!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for thinking we're nosey just cuz we want to know - did you get the freekin job or not? 

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz you're all ignoring me becuz I can't rhyme so good

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banning DIY in the spirit of ignoring you

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    AEvansposted 14 years ago

    Banning recommend1 because they are so adorable! I want to hug you and wuv you and cuddle you!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not immediately getting my address and demonstrating !!

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          AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Lolol! Banned for not sharing it!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for suggesting I advertise where I am - think of the panda monium it would cause, I couldn't bear it !

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                AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for not trying to grin and bear it ! Panda monium is good!

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                   CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned because it is all panda, panda, panda! Too early in the morning for pandas!

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned - it's never to early to Panda !  Whooo ooo oo !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for forgetting about afternoon delight!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned - it's never too middle of the day to Panda !  Whooo ooo oo !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for forgetting about middle in the night delight!

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for going away and coming back without letting me know.

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for having a huge crush on DIY - all day delight?

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          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Brian, banned for not keeping better tabs on me.  Hypno, banned for getting my hopes up!

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    gee thanks, no job.....  ah well, nice day today isn't it.... How positive is that

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Positive enough to get you banned for forgetting to ban the person above you !!
       
       Sorry about the job, fancy 6 months teaching in China - or a year if you want them to pay the airfare for you  ?

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    I'm going to ban you, because you are getting to me..... There banned..... I will get a job, I will get a job .....

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       There banned..... I will get a job, I will get a job .....
       
       
       in China

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          Joy56posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I am on my way, how is the girlfriend, she may not be too happy if i show up....
          
          
            oops banned because, you make me forget to say why you are banned, i had to come back and edit.

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             She will be delighted - everyone here gets there own apartment, services and internet with computer.  She likes to collect friends
             
             and you are banned for forgetting what you are talking about

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       DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not going with the Panda.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    and you are all banned for advocating white slavery in China!  (joke) 

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for mentioning slavery in the forums, Mer-baby.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because are you not a web slave like the rest of us?

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for implying that I'm a web slave (waaaaaaah!)

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being a cry baby!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making a mer baby cry!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not using your Hypno powers to make her stop being a whiner!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for over-estimating the power of distance hypnosis!

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    King Larry 2.0posted 14 years ago

    Banned because that's what the wild thing of hubpages does. 

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned because you've been M.I.A. for so long we forgot all about you!  (hic!  and now I've got hiccups after my crying spell)  hic!

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          King Larry 2.0posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ah keep your shirt on woman, as you know hubpages wouldn't keep me away for too long.    Besides, we got to stick it to the man, as I still have my big stick and you got your whip, so nobody on this site should be able to stop us.  
          
          
          by the way, your still banned.

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    ameliejanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for threatening with a stick!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for mentioning Larry's stick!

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       King Larry 2.0posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not mentioning my giant stick! 

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          lyndreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Checked your profile. hubpage team beat me to it.
          
          

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             klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh man! How fast they go! They banned him already!

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                recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for mourning when it is evening !   Did I know that guy ?

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                   klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   King Larry, who gets banned all the time and is now forever banned from Hubpages.
                   He was a legend in his day!
                   
                   Panda, you're banned for not knowing King Larry!

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for suggesting that I should have to remember anything, does that face look as if it remembers !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being slower than the HP team!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not mentioning Larry's giant stick!!! 

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being waay too familiar with his giant stick.

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for keeping this thread going for SO long!!! Can't believe I returned to see this still here

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being suckered into coming back to look
       
       Now you know you are hooked again Mwhahhaaaa ha ha !!!!!

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for evil laugh (you can't scare me!)

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for staying away too long..and we have to have some amusement, don't we!

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