I eat Kittens for breakfast....

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    ryankettposted 7 years ago

    And make Pug socks from their furs.

    PCunix just stated on another thread that a 'popular' forum post will push up hubberscore, and I want 100, so I am testing that theory.

    Come on then cat lovers, let's have ya!

    This one is ready for the frying pan tomorrow, Coco just LOVES her new cat skin coat big_smile

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kVBIKsx0ZqQ/TApGXOQUsUI/AAAAAAAAGGM/uuw4abKceVo/s1600/hairless_cat.jpg

    1. lady_love158 profile image58
      lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You and Obama have something in common! Lol

      1. bgamall profile image84
        bgamallposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You are obsessed, Lady Love.

    2. oceansnsunsets profile image88
      oceansnsunsetsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Poor Coco, its like she knows, look at the look on her face!  Someone save Coco! (you are all a bunch of goofs on here!) lol ;p

  2. dingdondingdon profile image56
    dingdondingdonposted 7 years ago

    That's nothing, I eat Hubbers for breakfast.

    1. lorlie6 profile image82
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oooh, dingdon, I am soooo scared!  Hey ryan, leave the pugs alone, in particular your own.  Well, on the other hand, I'd love to see your pug fur.

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        ryankettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No, no, no, you misunderstand!

        I love Coco, and we have a mutual hatred of cats smile

        I would never eat my pug, but kitten sausages with scrambled egg, beans and toast is delicious wink

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          ShortStoryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hatred aside, you gotta figure dog tastes better than cat.

          1. dingdondingdon profile image56
            dingdondingdonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Don't think I can't figure you out! You're just a cat pretending to be a Hubber, aren't you?

            It's too late. We all already know how tasty your feline brethren are.

        2. frogdropping profile image82
          frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Well ain't that a shame. I was thinking to bring you a gift of a Bengal if I get down to the HP meet-up. Damn. You got yourself a Bengal, you'd get to thinking a bit differently lol

  3. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Poor Kitteh sad

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4703347_f248.jpg

    I'll fight for my life!

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    All my life I never could get over people eating (and killing) animals. I stil can't. And I eat meat too you know. And I feel hungry without it. And feel bad about doing that. And it is not even good for you all that cholesterol thing...

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      ShortStoryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      We are omnivores. Nothing to feel guilty about over it.

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Cat/Dog

    For all we know we could already be eating the above.
    Its not like food regulations are enforced rigidly anyway.

    Did anyone see the movie 'Fast food Nation'...whoaaaa lol

    Cow poop in ya burger anyone ..?

    P.S Come to think of it, I have been feeling a lil catty recently .meeeeooooow smile

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      ShortStoryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes please!

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Care to upsize that sir smile

  7. Pcunix profile image91
    Pcunixposted 7 years ago

    My ex-partner used to say that there is no point in owning a cat if you can't treat it badly.. considering how they treat us.

    1. rmcrayne profile image97
      rmcrayneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My ex-spouse used to say: [Domestic] Cats are [still] predators.  If they were bigger, they would kill us.

    2. Pandoras Box profile image65
      Pandoras Boxposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah my cat wouldn't allow that. Not any of them.

  8. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/j/i/o/jioge1717915.jpg

    1. Pandoras Box profile image65
      Pandoras Boxposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That's my dog. And I have two of those ninja cats. Poor fellow. He gets blamed for everything and spends most of his time hiding under the bed.

  9. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    Here's your lunch, Ryan. smile


    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/4703845_f248.jpg

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      ryankettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yummmmmm!!! Dribbling!!!

  10. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/queenygirl/default/machine-gun-kitten--large-prf-1184351722.jpg

    You dirty rat! You ate my brother!
    You'll never take me alive, ryankett!!!

  11. Spacey Gracey profile image36
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    A kitten? Really? I just don't see it? There's hardly any meat on a kitten. Now a pony....hmmmm my little pony....

    1. Pcunix profile image91
      Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And human children..

      Of course I mean foreigners. Not OUR children.  And I don't mean eat them completely. Just some small slices that they really shouldn't miss.  It could even be character building.

      1. Spacey Gracey profile image36
        Spacey Graceyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I've got a proper little chunker asleep in the other room - just gonna pop in for a quick nibble as that pony didn't quite fill me up.

        1. Pcunix profile image91
          Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          That's the right way.  A little bite while they are drugged .. umm.. sleeping and they won't notice and it will grow back with only a tiny scar.

          It's dangerous to try that with kittens because of the claws.

      2. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Slices may be your thing, PC, but wedges are better.

        1. Pcunix profile image91
          Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Is it because you grill them?  We put thin slices on our bagels.  A little Tofu cream cheese, some scallions or green onions..  simply wonderful.

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    That's it. Poor animals. I am deeply ashamed. From now on I do not eat meat anymore. Never. Only sausage.

 
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