I eat Kittens for breakfast....

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   ryankettposted 14 years ago

   And make Pug socks from their furs.
   
   PCunix just stated on another thread that a 'popular' forum post will push up hubberscore, and I want 100, so I am testing that theory.
   
   Come on then cat lovers, let's have ya!
   
   This one is ready for the frying pan tomorrow, Coco just LOVES her new cat skin coat
   
   

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      lady_love158posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You and Obama have something in common! Lol

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         bgamallposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You are obsessed, Lady Love.

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      oceansnsunsetsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Poor Coco, its like she knows, look at the look on her face!  Someone save Coco! (you are all a bunch of goofs on here!) lol ;p

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   dingdondingdonposted 14 years ago

   That's nothing, I eat Hubbers for breakfast.

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      lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oooh, dingdon, I am soooo scared!  Hey ryan, leave the pugs alone, in particular your own.  Well, on the other hand, I'd love to see your pug fur.

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         ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         No, no, no, you misunderstand!
         
         I love Coco, and we have a mutual hatred of cats
         
         I would never eat my pug, but kitten sausages with scrambled egg, beans and toast is delicious

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            ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Hatred aside, you gotta figure dog tastes better than cat.

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               dingdondingdonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Don't think I can't figure you out! You're just a cat pretending to be a Hubber, aren't you?
               
               It's too late. We all already know how tasty your feline brethren are.

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            frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Well ain't that a shame. I was thinking to bring you a gift of a Bengal if I get down to the HP meet-up. Damn. You got yourself a Bengal, you'd get to thinking a bit differently

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   Poor Kitteh

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   Home Girlposted 14 years ago

   
   
   I'll fight for my life!

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   Home Girlposted 14 years ago

   All my life I never could get over people eating (and killing) animals. I stil can't. And I eat meat too you know. And I feel hungry without it. And feel bad about doing that. And it is not even good for you all that cholesterol thing...

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      ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We are omnivores. Nothing to feel guilty about over it.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   Cat/Dog
   
   For all we know we could already be eating the above.
   Its not like food regulations are enforced rigidly anyway.
   
   Did anyone see the movie 'Fast food Nation'...whoaaaa
   
   Cow poop in ya burger anyone ..?
   
   P.S Come to think of it, I have been feeling a lil catty recently .meeeeooooow

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      ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes please!

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         Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Care to upsize that sir

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   Pcunixposted 14 years ago

   My ex-partner used to say that there is no point in owning a cat if you can't treat it badly.. considering how they treat us.

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      rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My ex-spouse used to say: [Domestic] Cats are [still] predators.  If they were bigger, they would kill us.

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      Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah my cat wouldn't allow that. Not any of them.

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   

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      Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's my dog. And I have two of those ninja cats. Poor fellow. He gets blamed for everything and spends most of his time hiding under the bed.

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   lrohnerposted 14 years ago

   Here's your lunch, Ryan.
   
   
   

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yummmmmm!!! Dribbling!!!

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    
    
    You dirty rat! You ate my brother!
    You'll never take me alive, ryankett!!!

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    Spacey Graceyposted 14 years ago

    A kitten? Really? I just don't see it? There's hardly any meat on a kitten. Now a pony....hmmmm my little pony....

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       Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And human children..
       
       Of course I mean foreigners. Not OUR children.  And I don't mean eat them completely. Just some small slices that they really shouldn't miss.  It could even be character building.

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          Spacey Graceyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I've got a proper little chunker asleep in the other room - just gonna pop in for a quick nibble as that pony didn't quite fill me up.

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             Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             That's the right way.  A little bite while they are drugged .. umm.. sleeping and they won't notice and it will grow back with only a tiny scar.
             
             It's dangerous to try that with kittens because of the claws.

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          lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Slices may be your thing, PC, but wedges are better.

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             Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Is it because you grill them?  We put thin slices on our bagels.  A little Tofu cream cheese, some scallions or green onions..  simply wonderful.

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    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    That's it. Poor animals. I am deeply ashamed. From now on I do not eat meat anymore. Never. Only sausage.

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