Am I still allowed to post?

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   It is cold outside with summer ending, it is midnight, and I am sitting here in sox and undies with the heater on high. I enjoyed the hot nights of summer, and wanted to enjoy one more warm night. What I need to know is, with the TOS in mind, am I still allowed to post on hubpages in my undies and sox, or do the sox have to go?

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It's Spring man.  Don't you even know your seasons?  Until you get that basic information figured out, you are not allowed to post.
      
      P.S.  Jesus loves you.

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      Quilligrapherposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Earnest, I often wear just my undies when posting on hubpages. It helps to bolster my self esteem and to conceal my shortcomings.

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         But is it against TOS my friend, or are you exposing anything which may be seen as tos related?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      nope
      off they go mate
      

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   Uninvited Writerposted 12 years ago

   Definitely take the socks off...
   
   I'm looking forward to our summer beginning...

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I always trust advice from Canadians, they're almost Australians!

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   TerryGlposted 12 years ago

   WHAT!!
   
   UNDIES...
   
   Hey darl grab my boxers will you .. apparently we have to wear undies now ...
   
   

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Rosie2010posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      lol!!!!!!!!

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   camloposted 12 years ago

   It's okay for you to wear your socks on here, but only as long as you've darned the holes.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      darned em? I'll leave that to the religious. My sox have a hole at the top to let me foot in, and holes in the bottom to let the toe jam out, just like normal sox.

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   recommend1posted 12 years ago

   I don't think it is the undies or the sox - it is that slinky pink frock is going to be the issue

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      See the thing is..... well it's not quite pink really! It's not mine, I'm not wearing a dress and I can prove it! My dog ate my homework. Anyway I gotta go soon. I was NOT the nominated driver today, so when we went to visit my son and his family I got stuck into a few champagnes to celebrate something or other, Oh that's right, my daughter and granddaughter's joint birthday party, I could be slightly impaired.

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   Nah Ern, your fine!
   OK, god I'm glad to know that!
   Wouldn't wanna make a fool of meself all over hubpages, I'd become a laughing stock!
   Really? Do I look Pissed?
   Yep, a bit.
   Getorf my case willya?
   geeze you're an argumentative foul mouthed barthted when yer pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Who are you callin Pissed?

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      TerryGlposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a Freudian slip.

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         recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         NO - we already discussed that - it is a pink slinky slip

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Nup! I saw it, liked it and used it. I find it amusing, but then I find a lot of things amusing.

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   Sorry about that I have to stand up to meself, I'm not gonna take that sort of abuse!

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   lrohnerposted 12 years ago

   Boxers or briefs?
   
   I would think sox are fine going forward as long as they are at least 1" in height for each toe. So a foot with five toes will need socks at least 5" high. Any less than that and the sock has got to go.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sober now, and your maths are amazing!

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   tonymac04posted 12 years ago

   Keep the sox for goodness sake - but the undies have to go! On the other hand, maybe a jockstrap would be more appropriate?
   No pink frocks, though, please. I hate pink!

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      camloposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I agree. A floaty, white négligé would be better.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 12 years ago

    what color is it? choose blue or green not purple or pink for sox..hehe

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    Whatever you're wearing from the neck down, or from the ankles down...   Maybe see if you can find an "Abraham Lincoln" hat, a cat-in-the-hat, or a Middle Eastern dictator kind of hat to accessorize.  TOS says nothing about "hats or no hats".  It's just that hats can add so much to a look...  (Any chance you have a cowboy had that you could fasten a big flower to?)

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    I should really care more than I do.  The visions in my mind right now of you guys in your boxers and sox is = well, disturbing.  Oh, I'll be all right - don't worry about me.  What am I wearing?  A lot more than boxers and sox, I can tell you that.  Was going to kick off my slippers, but have to consider the ramifications. 

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    Im glad you've got your undies on its when you don't have them on, when I might wonder. But hey who cares really.

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    Did Earnest go away, or fall asleep in his outfit, or something? Or, has he just been  searching for an even better outfit to post in (for - like - the last nine hours or so.....   )  ?

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I fell asleep at the computer, and woke up a while ago. I'm not so cocky this morning though!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    .....ha ha ha....i hope you ditched the socks at least - especially if you had sandals on too.....socks and sandals when it's cold is a Canadian west coast thing that i just don't get...i think the style came from Britain or somewhere like that.....or was it Australia?.....

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I don't own sandles, not an Australian thing really. I had leather shoes on and felt free when I took them off. I am all formal at the moment wearing all the right brand names, and even trimmed my nose hair! Ready for another days work.
       I like to dress well at the computer as I use skype with the video on as default.

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          recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Most of the Aussies over here wear shorts, white sox and black shoes - please tell me you don't do that it would totally ruin the upstanding image I have of you 

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Never! Smart shoes, well cut slacks and a decent shirt is my style. Pretty common around here, I look like a clone from my own suburb!

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          Lisa HWposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I actually put a little piece of paper over my laptop's camera "eye" because I use Skype for some business calls and don't want any inadvertent, no-make-up-on, video calls.

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             That is not a half bad idea ya know!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 12 years ago

    My shoes, I hate to admit, are only average but they do have Red Wings!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    btw
    happy 2 years!!!!!
    

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Thank you Kimberly.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          xoxo
          
          why no good religion tonight-must look about, powers and forces are out, or I really need sleep

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I can hear the crickets.............. chirp ...... chirp. Very quiet around here today/night/arvo/morning.

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    kirstenblogposted 12 years ago

    I thought this was a hard core porno site and most everything was allowed by the TOS, was I wrong?

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    TerryGlposted 12 years ago

    It could have something to do with the terms of service. Isn't there something to do with blatant advertising? If that's the case then I think the socks can go but the undies must stay.

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    kirstenblogposted 12 years ago

    If earnest was advertising, I am not sure it worked!
    Any buyers for whatever is in either socks or undies?

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