Calling All Guys, Come And Chat To Us ....

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   Rumour has it in the good old days on hubpages, it was a laugh a minute, keep it clean or we will get banned, but AEvans, and I want things spicing up a bit on here, honest to goodnesss chat, fun photos you know the kind of thing.... A Panda or two, do you know what I mean?????????

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   I think they are too shy?????

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         Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         <looks inside mouth.. no cavities.. looks good to me.>

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   Bobbyben10posted 13 years ago

   I'm in. I don't know what funny thing I should say but I'm in.

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   oh yes we will keep you, you don't have to be funny, just be here......
   
       Any more takers.

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   AEvansposted 13 years ago

   I think they are shy too! lololo:D They are afraid we may eat them alive. lolololo Where or where are they? mmmmmmmmm.....

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   i am not really hungry are you,?????????????????????

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      Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Are we still talking about Panda's?  I hear they go great with soy sauce...

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         Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ha ha ..... I bought myself a cuddly panda, yesterday..... It sleeps all night, and does not snore.... does not answer me back, and looks cute.

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   AEvansposted 13 years ago

   Not really. But I do have to admit I like to nibble throughout the day.

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   absolutely, and i have just been on a thread all about chocolate.  Maybe we should just stick to chocolate, and cut the craving for wimpy men, who are too shy to even speak to us.....

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   AEvansposted 13 years ago

   I agree and if Cags were here, he would speak to us. He should be back soon. I hope so anyway. WE is out there somewhere but the rest of them are MIA. Maybe because it is father's day. I like chocolate so I have to check that one out.

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 13 years ago

    I'm curious..... do you think a panda tastes like steak???
    
    
    
    and
    
    
    would you need any steak seasoning???

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       AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       mmmmmmm..... I couldn't eat a Panda they are adorable! Well maybe just a little nibble with steak seasoning would work. lololo:D

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          to be honest, no steak seasoning required, where is the panda???????????

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       oh my god...... steak seasoning would just about be the ticket tonight for sure.  I say you made me shed a tear, at the sheer memories.

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    Bard of Elyposted 13 years ago

    I saw the title so thought I'd drop by and see what was happening!

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well it is all happening now. Lets celebrate.
       

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    AEvansposted 13 years ago

    We are looking for men and I see you are in! It is great to see you!

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       Bard of Elyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yes, I am a guy and I am definitely in here at the moment, and its really great to see you again too!

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       I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       oooops.... missed the "guys" part... my bad.
       
       have fun nice to see you all, ciao

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          AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It's ok  there are women on here too.

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             logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             In fact it's great that there are women here.  No fun without them.

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          guy gal does it matter, now you are here you may as well chat, this is just too funny.  love you

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          are you leaving already, don't be a party pooper.

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    Tom Koeckeposted 13 years ago

    Just in time for the toast! I'll take wheat . . . and a bottle of champagne, too!

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    and what will you give??????????????

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    Tom Koeckeposted 13 years ago

    After a bottle of champagne, pretty much anything you want and a couple things you probably don't want!

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       did we walk right into that ...........

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    Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years ago

    Sounds like it could be an interesting party! I've only got wine, beer, whisky, vodka, gin and cider in the house, however - no champagne. Am I still allowed to be admitted?

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    we have the champers, yes party on down, getting hungry now. 
    
      What does Panda taste like, is it anything like steak??????????????

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       Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thought all you ladies loved these big, overgrown, endangered teddy bears? Would be a better party with some alligator steaks, or shark fin soup, or grilled tail of monkfish... Hmmm, making myself hungry now!

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          well maybe we do, i am waiting for my Panda to show up.

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             OK OK OK !  if you start threads in the middle of night time in Panda land how do you expect any Pandas to show up !!!!!!!!!
             
             Now then, about eating Panda . . . . . .

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                Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                lets start chewing on the eucalyptus first, it is morning here now.  It was not the middle of the night here, by the way, you are on the wrong side of  the world, shucks.

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                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Well the world goes round and now it is hot sweaty evening here and you are probably sitting out on your cool porch watching the rain dribble along the clothesline huh ????   
                   
                   No eucalyptus, fancy a few bamboo shoots ?

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          judging by your hubs, you are quite the cook, so you bring along some of your fave dishes.

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             Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             No problem. Roast chicken, roast beef, steak - all coming up. Can you smell it cooking? Close your eyes and think of it...
             
             There may be a delay with my fish course, though - I like to go out and catch it fresh.

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    Tom Koeckeposted 13 years ago

    Not quite like steak. It tastes like a cross between Bengali tiger and Asian elephant.
    
    Father's Day dinner beckons. Will check in later.

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       that is where they all are with their kids. Better not distract them,

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    whiteorchidsposted 13 years ago

    Where are they?mmmmmmmm...... Well at least they are out there somewhere.

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       you looking for the guys, well we found out they are all celebrating fathers day, maybe they are all a little drunk.

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    do you not have a stock in the freezer, I have just ate two bars of chocolate, waiting, but i could eat a nice rare steak, with or without the seasoning, my mouth is watering........
    
    
    p.s. my eyes are closed, i smell something cooking.....

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       Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OK - given that it's 11.15pm, let's skip the fish course for tonight (just this once.) The steak has been seasoned with cracked black pepper and salt only. It has been removed from the pan to rest, while the roast chicken is being carved.
       
       What has happened to those waiters and waitresses...???

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    Cardisaposted 13 years ago

    I saw the word guys and I thought here would be full of men, where the heck are they?
    
    I think they a scared, we hub women are pretty sassy!!

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Well I don't know what I can offer besides a good conversation, a good bottle of whiskey, some smart remarks and a dirty mind, which probably comes from being single for so long...God where is that bottle of whiskey??, Found it, next to the empty bottle of vodka and cranberry juice....So that's why I'm walking so funny, man if everything would just stop revolving maybe I could write a couple of hubs.

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       Cardisaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hey Luis welcome to the party.......
       
       Why have you been single so long? Be honest.....

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    Neil Sperlingposted 13 years ago

    I just got the notice to come join you...
    
    I see people are nibbling things .... yummies
    
    I'll be careful what more I say on that topic. :-)
    
    Great to see you gals looking for fun.... is it 4:20 yet?

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       the fun ended, my computer is quite sick at the moment, and decided to just play up when i was enjoying myself, ah well another place another time.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Well Cardisa, I was married for over 7 years the first time, and became a widow. Then 14 years married to my second wife when we divorced. I have a total of 6 kids (three adults, three teenagers; three boys, three daughters). My last girlfriend was a beautiful person, inside and out, and extremely attractive and well "put" together, if you know what I mean,but very possessive, and my children come first. I realized after a year long relationship that I was spending less and less time with my kids due to her, and took the painful decision to end it. We still talk from time to time (I wonder why??) but until I can be honored with the friendship and earn the love of a lady who can accept my children, then it's better to be single...and alone...and bored..and...where the hell is that bottle of whiskey!!!

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       AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You will find someone nice and I hope you are enjoying a drink. After all you have been through, it is well deserved.

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       you look so kinda nice no wonder she was possesie.  So which is better the girl or the whiskey..... and how do the kids like this over  drinking????? I think you are using the kids to get out of a difficult situation.  Do you have any eucalyptus leaves?????

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Joy56: I really only drink socially, I love my children but she was becoming to annoyed if I spoke to them over the phone, if I gave them money, if I wanted to spend a weekend with them....that sort of thing. I'm really a guy who likes to spend time at home, cuddling, just hanging out with my lady(when I have one), I know it's overrated, but I still like to be romantic. I do enjoy going out, but one on one time with a special someone is more important.
    
    PS. No I don't have any Eucalyptus leaves...lol

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       she needs to get a life, you need to get a Panda, and i need to know your number......
       
       Hope you find the right kinda  girl, thanks for chatting, it is great to meet you.

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    ah no, i put all my clothes in the tumble dryer, no sunshine here.  It is 14.13.  I am surprisingly at my computer, sitting in my spare bedroom, and i would love some bamboo.

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       Neil Sperlingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       mmmmmmmmmmmmm  "ALL" your cloths are in the dryer.... great!!!  Wish I was there babe.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    I should make a forum topic just with my contact information..who knows I may get to meet someone, anyway my email is on my profile...., any takers????

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Not with those eyebrows matey !!  wouldn't fancy meeting them on a dark night in the bamboo forest, and how do I know you are not one of them conservationists that want me just for my DNA contribution !!!

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          now now don't get jealous

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          DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You're talking about eyebrows, furboy?!

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    jacharlessposted 13 years ago

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    recommend1: LMAO..funny...No I don't think that I will be harvesting any DNA anytime soon. It was worth a try though.

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    Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years ago

    Come on Joy56, AEvans and everyone, let's liven the party up and extend it offline. What happens if you try to live your real life the way you would on Facebook or Twitter?
    
    Check out this YouTube video of a guy who approached strangers in London (I think it's London!) as he would online...
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF6d4-OVBuA

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       tlpoagueposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I was looking forward to watching that video, but it looks as if it has been removed.

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       the video has been removed, oh no and i was looking forward to watching it.....

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       Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hah! Found it again. Best be quick to watch it before it disappears again!
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDycZH0CA4I

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          funny, that!  can I give you a poke!  HA HA!  loved it.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Gordon Hamilton: I second the motion. You know this is getting quite good. Can't wait to see how it evolves.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    I guess they were teasing...they get us guys riled up and then disappear. Oh well...it was fun while it lasted.

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       Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Typical woman, right?

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          There is absolutely nothing typical about me honestly.......

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       loosen that tie

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    CyclingFitnessposted 13 years ago

    Don't draw the rest of us into stereotypes!!

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       LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       CyclingFitness: Relax, everyone here is just having some innocent fun, and no disrespect was meant. However, if you took any comment  to be offensive, them permit me to apologize on behalf of whomever caused it.

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          Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          <grins> Half my comments are offensive, but if everything was all P.C., the world would be a boring place.  Gotta let loose and have some fun occasionally..

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Maybe all the men here are just intimidated by how truly beautiful you lovely ladies are on hubpages.

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       i would say so, they wait til they know we are gone then sneak on here for a little chat.......

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       lord samuelposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       not at all,neVER....we are just reserved.

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    CyclingFitnessposted 13 years ago

    It takes alot to offend me Luis!

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    a few more have arrived that is good, hi urban chaos long time no see.......

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       Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Peeping Joy?   I've been around.. between building a house and work, haven't had time to come in and pick on people in awhile.  Things have slowed down a bit though, so I'll be able to cause a little ruckus every now and then. 

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          building a house that is impressive. That avatar is so cool

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             Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             The little lego blocks make it easy..

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    Richieb799posted 13 years ago

    Nothing wrong with a bit of spice, I've just been busy on my new website..I tweeted another guy's website and he 'liked' mine on Facebook which helped me get a lot of traffic in

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       sounds like you having lots of success, well done.

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    BenjaminBposted 13 years ago

    36, lost everything I owned over a year ago going down in flames with my trucking company,broke and living in my mom's basement. Any takers,lmao!

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    you certainly bring out the maternal instincts in all of us for sure.  Hope your mum is looking after you well.......  You will get on your feet soom, sure of that.

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    CyclingFitnessposted 13 years ago

    You have lots to teach us then BanjaminB

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       BenjaminBposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I can teach all to not be stubborn and go down with the ship,lol. Just not a smart thing to do, but when you put everything you have into something it's really hard to give up on it. You always have that confident streak that tomorrow will be the day it will all turn around. A good attitude to have, but obviously does not always pan out.

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          Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          sincerely hope things are on the turn for you...... at least you have friends on hub pages.

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    mitshellposted 13 years ago

    hi every one,I am Mitshell, a newbie on HP.I do enjoy everything here

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       a warm welcome, glad you enjoy

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Girls are not invited?

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    Lets face it, I think girls are invited anywhere...at least in my book!

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    Neil Sperlingposted 13 years ago

    LOL - Now it is my turn -- while back Joy you said ALL your cloths are in the dryer -- now ALL mine are -- can I come play as I am?

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       Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       i was kinda replying to Recommend one, who said i would be looking at the clothes line..... I do not have a clothes line. You are funny.......  You missed the moment, the clothes are dry now.......  This is mad..... Thanks for your comment on my hub.... I must write again i really must.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    I see Klara has changed her profile photo..it looks great!
    Joy what happened to yours it was a great photo.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Luis! Planning to change yours soon?

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Actually yes, I will try to post a new one this week

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Finally, some fun!!! 

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Hey everyone sorry im late

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    OK..I have to ask..how do I get those emoticons (smiley faces)?
    
    Never mind.....

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Well bring it on honey. It used to be fun back in the day. Let's go with it.

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