Post an oxymoron:

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  1. habee profile image93
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I'll start.

    student teacher

    1. mary615 profile image91
      mary615posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      habee, is this your idea of a fun thing to do on a Sat. night??

      1. IzzyM profile image88
        IzzyMposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO!! Some people only physically retired!

        I can't think of any just now. It's 6am and I haven't been to bed yet!

      2. profile image0
        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol

        I'm with you habee pay no mind lol

      3. habee profile image93
        habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Well, we already went out tonight. Now hubby's fast asleep, so I have to entertain myself somehow! lol

    2. profile image0
      Baileybearposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      pretty ugly

  2. IzzyM profile image88
    IzzyMposted 6 years ago

    Actually, I've just thought of one.

    In the town I grew up in, people used the words "wild and" to mean very.

    So you get "wild and windy", "wild and handsome" and the ultimate oxymoron "wild and calm!"

    It was a seaside town, so in calm weather the sea looked like glass.

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Conservative Think Tank

  4. iviskei profile image73
    iviskeiposted 6 years ago

    JUMBO SHRIMP~~~

  5. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    smile

  6. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    keyless lock

  7. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    um hmm:

  8. rbe0 profile image61
    rbe0posted 6 years ago

    Fish Cake

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ?

      1. rbe0 profile image61
        rbe0posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        isnt that an oxymoron? lol.

        You cant have a cake made out of fish. thats gross. lol

        1. prettylittlewhims profile image60
          prettylittlewhimsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          there is a fish cake:D though not usually as dessert but as a main dish or a snack:) just like fishballs.

  9. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    Government Intelligence

    1. Danette Watt profile image84
      Danette Wattposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hey you took mine!

      1. Denise Handlon profile image89
        Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol  Beat you to it!

  10. wordscribe43 profile image91
    wordscribe43posted 6 years ago

    rich hubber

    That's all I got....

    1. habee profile image93
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      intense ambivalence

    2. Danette Watt profile image84
      Danette Wattposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  11. wordscribe43 profile image91
    wordscribe43posted 6 years ago

    stealth bomber

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  12. Hollie Thomas profile image60
    Hollie Thomasposted 6 years ago

    I'm sure when I wake up tomorrow I'll still be asleep.

  13. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    stress relief

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That's a good one!

  14. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Ethical mechanic.

    Sorry about that, but these guys charge more than most damn doctors.

  15. 2uesday profile image82
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    silent order

  16. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    Ice water

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  17. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    peaceful forums

    1. Alexander Pease profile image60
      Alexander Peaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! That's a good one. The sandpit it pretty peacful though.

  18. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    Religious tolerance? (especially HP's forums)

  19. leahlefler profile image98
    leahleflerposted 6 years ago

    good grief.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is a good one

  20. Onusonus profile image78
    Onusonusposted 6 years ago

    Social justice.

  21. melbel profile image95
    melbelposted 6 years ago

    Microsoft Works

    1. Castlepaloma profile image76
      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Military intelligence

    2. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      1. Castlepaloma profile image76
        Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Passionate conservative

    3. rbe0 profile image61
      rbe0posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha fantastic

  22. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    Living Dead

  23. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    autopilot

  24. olodarkwriter profile image61
    olodarkwriterposted 6 years ago

    liberal intellectual

  25. Mighty Mom profile image88
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    Genuine fake

  26. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    slow death
    bright night
    silent scream
    good grief

  27. kannanwrites profile image96
    kannanwritesposted 6 years ago

    Silent talk

  28. EmpressFelicity profile image72
    EmpressFelicityposted 6 years ago

    compulsory opportunity

  29. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    humble brag

  30. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    black light

  31. rbe0 profile image61
    rbe0posted 6 years ago

    Humanity.

    1. kannanwrites profile image96
      kannanwritesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ?

  32. kannanwrites profile image96
    kannanwritesposted 6 years ago

    Home school

  33. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Size XOS Briefs smile

  34. kannanwrites profile image96
    kannanwritesposted 6 years ago

    small chunks

  35. prettylittlewhims profile image60
    prettylittlewhimsposted 6 years ago

    light weights?

  36. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    pretty ugly

  37. kannanwrites profile image96
    kannanwritesposted 6 years ago

    Pretty bad

  38. barryrutherford profile image78
    barryrutherfordposted 6 years ago

    nobody cares about apathy

  39. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Aussi, Aussie, Ozie!  - Dr. Oz

    1. lobobrandon profile image89
      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  40. Moderndayslave profile image61
    Moderndayslaveposted 6 years ago

    Parkway
    Driveway

  41. 2uesday profile image82
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    rain coat

  42. livewithrichard profile image86
    livewithrichardposted 6 years ago

    Resident Alien or Civil War

  43. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    No comment

 
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