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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   I'll start.
   
   student teacher

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      mary615posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      habee, is this your idea of a fun thing to do on a Sat. night??

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         IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO!! Some people only physically retired!
         
         I can't think of any just now. It's 6am and I haven't been to bed yet!

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         
         
         I'm with you habee pay no mind

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         habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Well, we already went out tonight. Now hubby's fast asleep, so I have to entertain myself somehow! lol

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      Baileybearposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      pretty ugly

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   IzzyMposted 13 years ago

   Actually, I've just thought of one.
   
   In the town I grew up in, people used the words "wild and" to mean very.
   
   So you get "wild and windy", "wild and handsome" and the ultimate oxymoron "wild and calm!"
   
   It was a seaside town, so in calm weather the sea looked like glass.

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Conservative Think Tank

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   iviskeiposted 13 years ago

   JUMBO SHRIMP~~~

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   keyless lock

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   um :

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   rbe0posted 13 years ago

   Fish Cake

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ?

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         rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         isnt that an oxymoron? lol.
         
         You cant have a cake made out of fish. thats gross. lol

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            prettylittlewhimsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            there is a fish cake:D though not usually as dessert but as a main dish or a snack:) just like fishballs.

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   Government Intelligence

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      Danette Wattposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey you took mine!

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         Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

           Beat you to it!

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    wordscribe43posted 13 years ago

    rich hubber
    
    That's all I got....

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       habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       intense ambivalence

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       Danette Wattposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    wordscribe43posted 13 years ago

    stealth bomber

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    I'm sure when I wake up tomorrow I'll still be asleep.

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    stress relief

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's a good one!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Ethical mechanic.
    
    Sorry about that, but these guys charge more than most damn doctors.

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    silent order

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Ice water

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    peaceful forums

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       Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ha! That's a good one. The sandpit it pretty peacful though.

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Religious tolerance? (especially HP's forums)

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    leahleflerposted 13 years ago

    good grief.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That is a good one

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    Onusonusposted 13 years ago

    Social justice.

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    melbelposted 13 years ago

    Microsoft Works

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       Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Military intelligence

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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          Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Passionate conservative

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       rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha fantastic

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    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Living Dead

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    autopilot

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    olodarkwriterposted 13 years ago

    liberal intellectual

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Genuine fake

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    slow death
    bright night
    silent scream
    good grief

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    kannanwritesposted 13 years ago

    Silent talk

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    EmpressFelicityposted 13 years ago

    compulsory opportunity

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    Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

    humble brag

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    black light

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    rbe0posted 13 years ago

    Humanity.

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       kannanwritesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ?

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    kannanwritesposted 13 years ago

    Home school

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Size XOS Briefs

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    kannanwritesposted 13 years ago

    small chunks

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    prettylittlewhimsposted 13 years ago

    light weights?

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    Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

    pretty ugly

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    kannanwritesposted 13 years ago

    Pretty bad

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    barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

    nobody cares about apathy

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Aussi, Aussie, Ozie!  - Dr. Oz

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       lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Moderndayslaveposted 13 years ago

    Parkway
    Driveway

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    rain coat

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    livewithrichardposted 13 years ago

    Resident Alien or Civil War

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    No comment

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