Come on, 'fess up, who's really a sock puppet?

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  1. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    watch out Larry - you're getting way close to extinction ain't ya?

    here:  check this out:

    http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/6/pyzamsrslywtf.jpg

    scarey!

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      King Larryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      aw come on woman, even you got to admit that crap was funny.  lollol  besides, you know how many perverts we have in this world. wink  heck, i'll bet you a 100 bucks you'd make a lot of money on e-bay for those used panties. big_smile

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        W
        O
        W !!!!!!!!


        I never thought of that!  Ebay - my used undies - it's a real plan!  I wonder if they'd accept me as an affiliate if I tell them what I plan to sell??  lol

        I'd really like to take that bet - but that means, if I DON'T sell them I would get $100 from you, and that's the best deal!

        1. profile image0
          King Larryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, but you have to at least TRY to sell them first. wink big_smile

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            trouble is Ebay isn't accepting new apps and besides when they see what I'm selling, I'm quite sure I'd get turned down.  One day when I'm feeling very brave I may try it though!  with pictures and everything - and then write a hub about it!

            You have the BEST ideas, Larry!

  2. manlypoetryman profile image81
    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    I 'fess up..."MPM" is actually a sock puppet for some ol' farmer driving an ol' Farmall tractor!

    1. lorlie6 profile image73
      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I knew it, I just KNEW it, MPM!  But hey, you're hot up there on that tractor, socks or no! smile

      1. manlypoetryman profile image81
        manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Gracias! (Shucks...)

    2. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      If that's the definition for sockpuppets - then I guess we all qualify - I'm a sockpuppet for a bored caregiver who mainly procrastinates about getting more hubs written or other stuff done!

      And, you know, I love the sound of tractors!

      1. manlypoetryman profile image81
        manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        "VVVRRRROOOOMMM" (sound of the ol' Tractor in high gear!)

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I especially like it when they sort of go putt putt putt putt round and round plowing putt putt putt putt!

  3. profile image0
    DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years ago

    Im just a bubble, socks scare me.

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You've got a pretty thin skin, huh!

      1. lorlie6 profile image73
        lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Welcome back, sweet one! smile  Rest assured, though, I really don't only love you for your avatar, but I so adore that baby's shimmering presence!

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        DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        yes. its a problem. but I am nice and shiny!!

  4. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    there's something about the way a kitten stands - as if they really knew how great a life they're gonna have!  so sweet and innocent!

    my kids used to be that way -  sigh.

    this thread is the best one going right now!  funny - says something that the only thing I can get interested in now is sock puppets and silly talk!  sigh.  I am struggling so with Chapter 12 - I feel like I've written myself into a corner!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      sorry to hear that mega.  are you okay?

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm ok - just whining!  I have all my stuff spread out in my room in the process of sorting it and I keep coming over to the computer just to talk silly - and I can't even think how to write this chapter I'm on.

        whine whine whine!  lol  don't worry about me!

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          silly is good. have some cheese

          http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/taita_01/ProcessedCheese-EasyCheeseCheddar.jpg

  5. lorlie6 profile image73
    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Oh Mega, just drink this and everything will flow just fine!

    http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/jrad710/wine-bottle.jpg

    smile

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I really wish I could - I would be so sick  would probably die!  so I'll just have a little sherbert instead!  maybe a coookie too. even though I should be eliminating sugar from my diet - still . . . - my room looks much better, just a little more to do - haven't sorted out the clothes in the closet and get out the cold weather stuff.

      It feels nice when everything is in its place and the trash is gone and a box of things for the thrift store is getting ready.

      then, hopefully I won't buy anymore stuff for awhile.  smile
      I decided to wait awhile to try to get down to 75 things!  its too overwhelming - first I have to sort it all - then I'll get rid of things.

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    my bottle is better. big_smile

  7. Rafini profile image82
    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Okay, I'll admit it, again, lol, I have a second account.  But I haven't published anything with it since April, I think. hmm lol

    1. lorlie6 profile image73
      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      More than one account does not a sock puppet make, Rafini!  You're far too sweet to be one of 'them!' smile

      1. Rafini profile image82
        Rafiniposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile  Yeah!!   lol  (ty, 'blushing'  you too!  big_smile)

        1. lorlie6 profile image73
          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks for the blush, Rafini, it becomes you! smile

          1. Rafini profile image82
            Rafiniposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            lol   omg, I used to blush sooo easy back in the day!  lol  not so much anymore, sad, but I feel like it many a time!  lol

  8. Lisa HW profile image62
    Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

    Sometimes I think I ought to think about becoming a sockpuppet.  It seems like they have more fun.   smile  (Of course, I'll want to be that blond, pigtail, one pictured above - only because of the mitten thing I mentioned before. )

  9. BadHubbit profile image61
    BadHubbitposted 13 years ago

    If one doesn't sock it to everyone in the forums, is one still a sock puppet? just askin' big_smile

 
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