I'll start:
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the
twowords COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is!
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE."
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!"
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY
FINISHED!!!"
Note: You can post more than once
this is my favorite:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
ja ja ja ja ja!!!
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead
So an old scruffy drunk guy was standing behind a young woman in the grocery checkout lane. He watched her intently as she lay her items on the conveyer belt.
To her astonsihment he accurately says to her, "You must be single.."
She looks at the items she was purchasing: milk, bread, hairspray, and napkins and wonders how he could discern this information. So she inquired, "Yes I am, how did you know that?"
"Beacuse your ugly."
I would of used another word that starts with an F but it wouldnt be finished, completely f....kd
by LonghornComedy 12 years ago
What is the difference between a Comedian and a Joke Teller?There are a lot of so called "Comedians" that are actually Joke Tellers....so you know the difference between them?
by Liz Elias 6 years ago
My daughter made this one up! Groan! (And can you believe, she has a teenage daughter herself!)Why did the woman use hand sanitizer before driving?Ready?.....She wanted to have a clean driving record!Let's hear it: altogether, now, G-R-O-A-N-N-N-N ! ! ! !
by Laurel Rogers 13 years ago
What kind of bees make milk?Boo-Bees...
by kirstenblog 14 years ago
Why are brides always unlucky?.......Because they never marry the Best Man!
by Eaglekiwi 14 years ago
...A Designated areaThere are so many, and they do get quite busy and sometimes crazy. However since they clog up Hubtivity ( like the games used too) why not give them one area...Suggested names"Beleive It Or Not""Holy Grail""Doom and Gloom""Monastary...
by Shil1978 14 years ago
How can one stop a bout of hiccups?
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