The only way to Heaven is through Joseph Smith

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   passingthewordposted 12 years ago

   "No man or woman I this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith....every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are....[Joseph Smith] reigns there as supreme a being in his sphere, capacity, and calling, as God does in heaven. Many will exclaim -" From the Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol 7, p289-91

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      jomineposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      So He is the gate keeper? I thought it was some peter or Paul. May be if is one who issue heavenly visas. Do we have to take our passport too?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds reasonable to me. Well - no more, or less reasonable than all the other Christ-cults.
      
      They all think they have the majik bullet.

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      A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Is Joe a zombie?

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      Onusonusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Out of context, as usual.

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         passingthewordposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Brain washed, as usual.

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      Dave Mathewsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Who is Joseph Smith and when did God relinquish His Godly power over who enters into Heaven.
      
      Who ever you are you are deluded totally deluded if you believe that God would relinquish His power and authority to any mere mortal living or dead.
      
      Further more who is this character, Brigham Young? He must be some false prophet for there is absolutely no mention of him in God's Holy Word the Bible.

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         A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         So, Jesus was not a man? He never lived and he never died?

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            Mark Knowlesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Kinda funny to see a religious nut job use the word "deluded," though.

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               A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Especially after having been hoisted by his own deluded petard.

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               Dave Mathewsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Mark and A Troubled Man: Gang up on me if you will. I can expect nothing more from two deluded and professes "Unbelievers". You attacks on persons of "Faith" persons especially of "Christianity" is well known and well documented here at Hub.
               
               The day will come, when the Lord Our God, will see the two of you and all others like you and deal with you in His Godly way, and I hope I am there to observe, to offer a resounding "I told you so."

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                  Mark Knowlesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Possibly the funniest post from a believer today.
                  
                  Gang up on you? Are you being persecuted for loving Jesus again?

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                  Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, my god Moe will fix you when you finally kick the bucket, Dave.  You will be placed in a rea hell--you refer to it as heaven--with all of those of your ilk.  No, don't start protesting now, it's too late for you to escape being righteously moralized to for eternity by your peers! 
                  
                                                           

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                  Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Godly way?  I suppose molesting 13 year old betrothed virgins is considered godly?
                  
                                                       

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                  A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  In other words, you and your God will gang up on us in your "Godly way"?

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                  BLACKANDGOLDJACKposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Now, now, Dave Matthews.
                  
                  When these village atheists are swimming in the lake of fire I can see you throwing them a LifeSaver. One last meal.

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                     Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     Threaten them with hell and receive the Lord's blessing. 
                     
                     
                     
                                                                

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                        BLACKANDGOLDJACKposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        Hell and the lake of fire are not the same thing.
                        
                        Anyone who has actually read the Bible knows that.
                        
                        The lake of fire is . . . hotter.

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            Dave Mathewsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            As usual you like to twist the words to suit your own agenda I never said that Jesus was not a man. I never said that He never lived, nor did I say he never died. Get thee behind me SATAN! You seek to twist the truth to suit yourself, and try and confuse others well, not me SATAN, not me.

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               A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               

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         Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         He had over 50 wives himself.  Another horny Mormon prophet! 
         
                                              

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      Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Joseph Smith the prophet, or just another BS artist with a following of people too stupid to think for themselves. This is my thought on all prophets. They're ALL full of s**t! You'd think that if gog had something important to say, god would say it everyone at once.

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Joseph Smith won't let you in unless you show your face!

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      pedrogposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Me and my 7 wives agree with this!

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         ...only 7?  how many kids ya got?

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   wildernessposted 12 years ago

   Yes, that's correct.  I gave Joe a special dispensation to let that fact be known.

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   anancelesteposted 12 years ago

   So after 16 months and 2 hubs bashing the LDS this is the next step ? Is there a formula here?

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   pisean282311posted 12 years ago

   @ts yup u r right...jesus became arrogant because he was exclusive son of god...so jesus was demoted and now joseph smith had job on being only way to heaven...

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   I always wondered what Joe's last name was...
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/91534

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   Randy Godwinposted 12 years ago

   Smith was a well known con man long before he scammed amultitude of foolish folks into buying into his nonsense.  30+ wives he had.  Obviously a horny con man on top of it all! 
   
                                              

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   Alternative Primeposted 12 years ago

   One more valid reason why Christians, Catholics, Protestants, Jews, et al of true faith and common sense, can never vote for a "Tax Evader" like Mutt Romney -
   
   "Joseph Smith" the self anointed "Receiver" of sacred scripture given unto him by a translucent being named "Moroni" - So the story goes -
   
   A delivery of nonsensical scripture performed somewhere in the middle of a forest sometime in the 1800's while he was apparently destitute and starving -
   
   Presumably, this is where the "Sacred Mormon Value" of a mandatory "Admission Fee" or "Surcharge" for membership was originally adopted - All members of this non-mainstream, unconventional, and many even deem as bizarre organization are required to pay at least 10% of income to the entity called Mormonism or "Church of Latter Day Saints" -
   
   So just think, we have a company dismantler for profit / job destroyer who is one heart beat away from the Presidency of the United States who will not only begin the systematic destruction of the working class and senior citizens classes if given the opportunity, but will confide in the words and teachings of an imaginary being named "Moroni" as his primary counsel in the process -
   
   What a comforting thought -

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      Shanna11posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You are so way off base it's almost funny.

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         Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Never read the history of your own patron saint, huh?  There are plenty of published documents--including archived newspaper articles--to enlighten you as to the founders of your cult, Shanna.  What?  Oh, you never had this taught to you in the Mormon church?  I am flabbergasted!  Read 'em and weep if you have the courage! 
         
                                                    

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      Onusonusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States." Article VI, Paragraph III, US Constitution.

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         passingthewordposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Onuso... how is this taken out of context?

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   donotfearposted 12 years ago

   GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!!
   
   
   

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   janesixposted 12 years ago

   I hope no one starts a thread on scientology. The mayhem that would ensue would be indescribable.

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Paradigmsearch wanders towards the new-thread button...

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         janesixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Do it!!
         
         This should be good...

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            paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            .
            I'm not feeling particularly rascally at the moment. If someone doesn't beat me to it, I'll do it when I do.

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               Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               You haven't got the guts!!!!
               
               
                                                      

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                  janesixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I would do it but all i know about scientology is it has something to do with tom cruise and a creature called nanu or xenu or something...

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                  paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  You do it. Here's the title.
                  
                  Scientology ~ The One True Religion

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                     janesixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     Lol... No way
                     
                     I like to limit myself to starting threads where i get attacked for my inferior intellect and insanity to one per day
                     
                     

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                     Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     You're already committed, Para!    I double dog dare you! 
                     
                     
                     I'll hold your beer for you!
                     
                                                                    

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    Mighty Momposted 12 years ago

    Well, if you say so.
    Just please tell me I won't have to marry the dude to get in.
    I'm not sure Heaven would be worth it to me.
    

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    

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