Okay. Here it is again.
To get your Hubscore you start with your shoe size, which is multiplied by the last two digits of your phone number. Then, the circumference of a rutabaga in centimetres (at its thickest point) is added.
The tricky bit is when HubPages introduces “X”; this is a formula locked in a vault next to the recipe for the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices. However, a mole called Fluffy broke into the vault and found that “X” is fully explained as (3+2i)(3-2i) give or take a prune.
The X formula is used to determine the square root of a fart. Add this to the number you first thought of and there’s your Hubscore. Surprisingly simple really.
Just in case I fall into the same trap as Bev, this is intended to be humourous, pathetic though it is.