"Looking for work"
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into
another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my
friends, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now........ the whole country is looking for work!"
I'm glad to know that you think it's tasteless, her der.
PS - if you think THAT joke was tasteless (which I'm sure you only feel because you like the prez), then you should really stay the hell away from me!
I think the whole country was looking for work before Obama became president.
BTW, your joke is humorless, tasteless, vulgar, and silly...and only serves to divide.
Might be funnier if there was any logical correlation between organ transplants and looking for work, or choice of countries had some connection with exceptionally high unemployment.
Don't like to have to work so hard to understand the premise of a joke.
But keep trying, I'm sure you've got a million of these.
Starting to read, I thought 'my God, Mason is telling a joke.' I began to wonder what had happened to the world, and whether I had slipped through into another dimension. Then when I read the so-called punchline, I realised it was just another political attack against Obama. How disappointing!
I think you should admire the country where you can take any immigrant with no brain,heart, balls,proper language, education, whatever, and transform him into a businessman, senator or even a president. Admire the place you live in. With all its faults, it is still a remarkable one, I am telling you.
You guys have no sense of humor.
La la liberaland is just not so fun of a place I guess.
Author Unknown :
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Congress people are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
See it doesn't kill you to have a lil humor.
You all are just so uptight.
While personally, I'm an Obama supporter, I still find this one funny - although let's face it, the economy is Reagan's fault.
Question: Would all the people saying this is in Bad taste still be saying so if it was a Bush joke?
They would be in hysterics and the thread would be hundreds of spite-filled attacks against Bush in length.
That is simple enough to deduce.
Bad taste is bad taste whoever the recipient.
And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at Bush rather than Obama?
We don't really need Bush jokes... just look at a collection of his most memorable quotes... "Most of our imports are from other countries!"
If you supply some, I'll be sure to laugh.
Ironically, I do find myself laughing at many of your posts, just not this one.
And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at you rather than Obama, TM?
It is a joke people.
Lets not get all anal about it.
Geez.. is this the first joke you all have ever heard?
I have see a few posted about Bush which were more personal of an attack than this one is.
Get over it already.
Now you know why I was complaining in the other thread about your attempts at humor, Greek.
You should know better.
I'm not sure I appreciate humour. I laughed once in 1974, and my body is still suffering the consequences. Sometimes though, when I have had a martini and a diazepam for dinner, things seem amusing, even things which aren't funny.
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