Some humor...

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   TMMasonposted 13 years ago

   "Looking for work"
   
   A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into
   another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
   
   The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."   
   
   A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."   
   
   The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my
   friends, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now........ the whole country is looking for work!"

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      albertovichposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Dark...but funny.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      a smile only a mother might love lol....
      
      

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         kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         HAHAHAHA Now thats funny.......

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      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Tasteless.

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         Evan G Rogersposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         meh, it's witty.

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            Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Good to know you see it that way Evan.

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               Evan G Rogersposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I'm glad to know that you think it's tasteless, her der.
               
               PS - if you think THAT joke was tasteless (which I'm sure you only feel because you like the prez), then you should really stay the hell away from me!

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                  Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Hey Evan,
                  
                  It has nothing to do with whether or not, I like the President. But, thank you for the response.

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      getitriteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think the whole country was looking for work before Obama became president.
      
      BTW, your joke is humorless, tasteless, vulgar, and silly...and only serves to divide.

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Might be funnier if there was any logical correlation between organ transplants and looking for work, or choice of countries had some connection with exceptionally high unemployment.
   
   Don't like to have to work so hard to understand the premise of a joke.
   
   But keep trying, I'm sure you've got a million of these.

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   Sherlock221bposted 13 years ago

   Starting to read, I thought 'my God, Mason is telling a joke.'  I began to wonder what had happened to the world, and whether I had slipped through into another dimension.  Then when I read the so-called punchline, I realised it was just another political attack against Obama.  How disappointing!

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   kmackey32posted 13 years ago

   I dont get it...

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   Home Girlposted 13 years ago

   I think you should admire the country where you can take any immigrant with no brain,heart, balls,proper language, education, whatever, and transform him into a businessman, senator or even a president. Admire the place you live in. With all its faults, it is still a remarkable one, I am telling you.

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   TMMasonposted 13 years ago

   You guys have no sense of humor.
   
   La la liberaland is just not so fun of a place I guess.

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      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Liberaland?
      
      It takes a conservative to tell a tasteless joke and then blame others, because their tasteless joke wasn't funny.
      
      How sad.

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   TMMasonposted 13 years ago

   I think it is hysterical.
   
   I am still laughing at it.

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      Quilligrapherposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Tom, your "joke" reveals a lack of respect, judgment, and humor.  Q.

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Don't quit your day job...
   
   oops, sorry man.

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      Mighty Momposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      This IS his day job!

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Author Unknown :
   
   Surgeons
   
   
   The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
   
   The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded."
   
   
   The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,  "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical  order."
   
   The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in:  "You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." 
   
   But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed:  "You're all wrong. Congress people are the easiest to operate on.
   There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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      Bubblegum Senpaiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol @Ron Montgomery. Politics, the one word that truly describes what it means. Poly meaning "many," and ticks meaning "blood-sucking creatures."

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    TMMasonposted 13 years ago

    See it doesn't kill you to have a lil humor.
    
    You all are just so uptight.

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       Bubblegum Senpaiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       While personally, I'm an Obama supporter, I still find this one funny - although let's face it, the economy is Reagan's fault.

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          Bubblegum Senpaiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Question: Would all the people saying this is in Bad taste still be saying so if it was a Bush joke?

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             Mighty Momposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I didn't know Bush was from Kenya!

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             TMMasonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             They would be in hysterics and the thread would be hundreds of spite-filled attacks against Bush in length.
             
             That is simple enough to deduce.

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                John Holdenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Bad taste is bad taste whoever the recipient.
                
                And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at Bush rather than Obama?

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                   TMMasonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Yes I would have... funny is funny, John.

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                      John Holdenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      But it ain't funny, and wouldn't be about anybody, not even Thatcher.

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                   Bubblegum Senpaiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   We don't really need Bush jokes... just look at a collection of his most memorable quotes... "Most of our imports are from other countries!"

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       If you supply some, I'll be sure to laugh.
       
       Ironically, I do find myself laughing at many of your posts, just not this one.

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at you rather than Obama, TM?

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    TMMasonposted 13 years ago

    It is a joke people.
    
    Lets not get all anal about it.
    
    Geez.. is this the first joke you all have ever heard?
    
    I have see a few posted about Bush which were more personal of an attack than this one is.
    
    Get over it already.

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hubpages is not a place for humor, Mason

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          TMMasonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Appearently not.
          
          Now you know why I was complaining in the other thread about your attempts at humor, Greek.
          
          You should know better.

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I'm sorry but to be honest I don't really bother reading other people's entries...
             
             

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                TMMasonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                LOL... I hear you... that is probrably the smartest thing I have heard on here.

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    Sherlock221bposted 13 years ago

    I'm not sure I appreciate humour.  I laughed once in 1974, and my body is still suffering the consequences.  Sometimes though, when I have had a martini and a diazepam for dinner, things seem amusing, even things which aren't funny.

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    Not on Hubpages, strictly forbidden. The violators will be send to Siberia for 25 years without parole and no pen and paper usage in a cell.

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       Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Update - it's now 30 years and it includes hard labor.

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