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Is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet?

  1. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 7 years ago

    Is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet?

  2. Pente profile image82
    Penteposted 7 years ago

    Yes, accidents happen. However, there is no excuse for grabbing a piece of toilet paper and wiping it up.

  3. optimus grimlock profile image60
    optimus grimlockposted 7 years ago

    No there is no exuse I think some of us are lazy and sometimes it comes out faster then we realize!

  4. HattieMattieMae profile image59
    HattieMattieMaeposted 7 years ago

    hmm, ha ha! um I don't know I'm not a man, but it is disgusting have to clean it up after a man! lol

  5. Matt in Jax profile image70
    Matt in Jaxposted 7 years ago

    Wait...wait...You're not supposed to just close your eyes and pee until you hear water and know you're in the right spot?

  6. cottontail profile image60
    cottontailposted 7 years ago

    no, there isn't. will there be a follow up hub? wink

  7. J.S.Matthew profile image81
    J.S.Matthewposted 7 years ago

    As a man, there is no excuse! If an accident does happen then you should clean it up! No one should have to clean up your mess as it is disgusting and a potential health hazard. Maybe people that do that do it on purpose? Gross!

    JSMatthew~

  8. 6hotfingers3 profile image60
    6hotfingers3posted 7 years ago

    I would like to answer the question by saying, if he cleans up after himself, there is no problem with  a man missing the toilet from time to time. That happens sometimes. I am not a man but I can understand how that could happen once and a while.

  9. lburmaster profile image82
    lburmasterposted 7 years ago

    No, there is no excuse. In Japan they painted a fly in a urinal to see if men could still be trained by such a small tacktic. 90% of the men sent their pee directly on the fly. Apparently men can be trained.

  10. MikeNV profile image79
    MikeNVposted 7 years ago

    For me there is... I was told by my doctor not to do any "Heavy Lifting"... tongue

  11. Darknlovely3436 profile image84
    Darknlovely3436posted 7 years ago

    is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet, yes, a small
    penis...

  12. duffsmom profile image60
    duffsmomposted 7 years ago

    No, but it is an epidemic!..................

  13. dashingscorpio profile image86
    dashingscorpioposted 7 years ago

    Yes....

    If he is rushing because he held off going to the bathroom too long. The minute he unzips his pants he starts peeing before he gets his aim.

    Another reason may be if he is an older man with an enlarged prostrate. Most likely his urine will not be in a "uniform solid stream" but instead "spray" or occassionally comes out in multiple blasts.

    Imagine using a bottle of Windex which contains various settings for adjusting the spray. When a man pees it's not always going to come out with the same force. However as has been pointed out in other comments, if an accident happens it should be wiped up!

  14. DIYweddingplanner profile image89
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    Ummmm...I would guess ...delusions of grandeur?!?

  15. TinaTango profile image68
    TinaTangoposted 7 years ago

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"

  16. Jalapeno10 profile image78
    Jalapeno10posted 7 years ago

    People sometimes cannot hold anything in full control. We all lose control sometimes, just like men, they too lose control at times. so its pretty excusable.

  17. akuigla profile image60
    akuiglaposted 7 years ago

    Are you worry about droplets?
    If you watch closely what men do,than you dont need a man!Take a gay,they dont miss the toilet!

  18. iZeko profile image96
    iZekoposted 7 years ago

    The only one I can think of is...... blindness.

  19. Rosie2010 profile image76
    Rosie2010posted 7 years ago

    https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/4843867_f260.jpg

    what a question!  No!  Definitely no excuse whatsoever.  The toilet bowl is big enough.. how can a man possibly not hit the target, heaven only knows.

  20. aprilajune profile image56
    aprilajuneposted 7 years ago

    Well, they would have to be really old, really young, really sick or really drunk.

    But - they can also clean it up.

  21. profile image45
    privic4ruleposted 7 years ago

    yes there are too many reasons that can make any man miss toilet. Any man who is under alcohol will miss toilet over and over again. illness can also cause that.

  22. tebo profile image85
    teboposted 7 years ago

    If the man is too tall the toilet is too far below to get a good aim. I say we build toilets that men can hang over or as I have always said  everyone should sit down and then there would be no problem.

  23. twilanelson profile image60
    twilanelsonposted 7 years ago

    A gentleman, with no medical issues, who misses the toilet often could have an issue with eye hand coordination.  He needs therapy !     And, some disinfectant wipes.

  24. commonc profile image57
    commoncposted 7 years ago

    After a few drinks it become significantly more difficult... Perhaps inexcusable but still.. The solution is clearly just to install urinals in you bathroom smile

  25. Blogger Sumon profile image57
    Blogger Sumonposted 7 years ago

    Nice question.People sometimes cannot hold anything in full control. We all lose control sometimes, just like men, they too lose control at times. so its pretty excusable. Thanks

  26. shamani67 profile image61
    shamani67posted 6 years ago

    Absolutely not. Unless they are drunk that is. They should try sitting down which makes it much better for all. LOL

 
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