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Women Won't Leave Me Alone! What Can I Do About It?
I realize this may appear to be a joke but this is no laughing matter! It is almost impossible for me to have a steady relationship with a woman because I am constantly being tempted by other women. There have been situations where women have literally demanded my attention and forced their affections upon me. I am a professional musician, and one night a woman sent her husband home and then literally begged me to go with her into the woods behind the bar! I do not consider myself extremely good looking, nor have I ever had lots of money, but I can't go shopping without women hitting on me.
Aime,Never heard of that. But apparently I have a natural scent, or I cause a chemical reaction that drives women wild. I'm glad U mentioned this. Perhaps if I bathed more frequently, like once a week, I might dilute the intoxicating attractant.
I have actually understated my sexy nature, as I am a humble person. All I ever wanted was one true love, and a family of my own. Instead, I have become a lonely sex object. This is one of my latest songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe59ADseg4
Aime...I can't watch Anchorman a 2nd time because I nearly killed myself laughing the first time.That movie and Wedding Crashers, Hangover & any of those movies with Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson.( Jim Carrey is a Master of Comedy.)
That's funny. But I am afraid it isn't that easy. Women often approach me at my most vulnerable moment, when I am tired at the end of a 4 hour gig. In theory, saying "No!" seems to be an easy thing to do. But often it's simply not practical.
Yeah, that's pretty close, and I have always related to this song. But I started having this problem when I was still in grammar school; long before I became a local celebrity. Girls would fight over who got to set next to me on the school bus.
It appears that your grandson may also suffer the curse of the sexy man. He will need your support and guidance, as he will be walking through a minefield of loneliness, jealousy, back-biting,desire, and angry husbands and boyfriends.
My libido insures they are a major distraction. I do not blame the woman, as we were both created by God. But it only gets worse. I have always been attracted to older women (20 years or more) . This will be a problem when I am 70.
I hear men say that one woman is pretty and another is not. But it is difficult for me to find a woman to be unattractive. I can rarely find an adjective that is not synonymous with beautiful. It is a cruelty that I should have to choose only one.
Di, U, and every woman who has posted here have at least one thing in common. You are all very sexy. And I would be a perfect match for any one of U. But expecting a sexy man to say no to temptation is like expecting a man to sprout wings and to fly.
Thank U 4 seeing us as "Sexy" (I think) A perfect match 4 me?? Ron, sweetie..U will not need wings 2 fly. W/ UR multi-lovers habit,I promise, U would soar cross the sky as an eagle, @ the end of my sexy foot. Aww..blk 'n blu bummer 4 lover boy
Pa, I'm sure U have never had a problem getting dates. I am no stranger to angry women. One girlfriend I called "Sweet Jean" tried to run over me in a parking lot around 2 A.M in Syracuse N.Y. I was alone packing up from a gig near the Onondaga Res..
Diane. This is getting bizarre....Oh Lord, save us from this over-sexed slave master! He's attempting to hypnotize us & corral us into his underground cave of iniquity...We must stay strong! Be still, my beating heart!....
TY! UR welcome Di. Maybe I'm rich too? Paula, what we are doing here is far more intimate than physical sex, since our consciousness is the most intimate thing we possess. Would this form of multi-sex put your sexy foot in motion? And make me fly?
"I am a professional musician..." That pretty much says it all! In fact many guys started bands with the hope of attracting women. Fame even if it's on a local level draws some women. It's very common for any man who is on "stage" or a "celebrity" of any kind to attract female fans who want the experience of being with a "star" or a guy who may become one. If you worked in a shoe store these women wouldn't pursue you. Ultimately it's not who you attract but rather who you are attracted to that matters the most. Nothing happens unless (you) say "yes".
As a Freshman in HS, Senior girls seduced me. My best friends mother (over 30) attempted to seduce me at age 14. When women exploit the male libido, "no" is not the easy option. A heroin addiction is easier to kick.
I can be likened to a female stripper. Women who find me desirable also consider me to be a womanizer and a tramp. They use me for a season and then move on. Those who love me are driven away when I succumb to temptation. Shopping is not the answer.
ROFLMAO!!!! What SHALL we do with you, Ronnie? Poor Baby. You have quite the dilemma here. Being the protective mother I am, we need to have a sit down, heart to heart. I would be concerned with your "well-being," given all the dangerous pitfalls women can create in your life..(like enraged husbands, jealous women, STD's, little things like babies, stalking...you know) It can get messy, my child. Being a young, sexy, virile, "musician," you may have no choice but to accept this curse and learn to live with it. Trying too hard to avoid the unavoidable can wear you down to a frazzle. For your own sake, you should simply accept your fate and not try to fight it. If my life experiences have been even half as educational as it seems, I promise you, things have a way of just "wearing themselves out." Good luck. Paula............
Paula,Women I meet through my performances are attractive but not very smart, and so I quickly lose interest. I feel that if I could meet a woman with a high IQ I might settle down. Those types write 4 Hubpages, but don't frequent the venues I work.
Ronnie, Believe U have stumbled upon a possible solution. There's a good number of lovely, prolific young ladies on HP. Post an online dating ad in our Q&A.I will screen them 4 U,w/ help from others here.We'll have U married off by 2018! Deal?
Ronnie has said he is nearly 60 & that he doesn't bathe much. His posts are a way of getting attention. Ron, I'm pretty sure you're an old guy with stringy hair who has too much time on his hands. But lots of women? Nope. Good imagination, though
Paula, Good idea, but I must first tame the beast. Savvy, the reality of me, a sexy man, has left U in a state of cognitive dissonance. I have been a heartbreaker since the age of 5, and it appears someone has broken your heart. I feel your pain.
Savvy,My empathic abilities allow me to sense an individuals energy even through a computer monitor. And my vision is 20/20. I have no doubt that ours would be a great love story. But at least for now, I dare not reach for the stars.
OMG! Yves! It's FATE, girlfriend....U & Ronnie, it's meant 2B! B gentle.Try not 2 hurt the darling young stud muffin.Careful! Remember he has powers & can read UR thoughts. Ronnie..Good Bye. U R about 2 enter Yves Twilight Zone. I pray 4
Yves....I know! & he started out by warning us "this is no laughing matter!!" Ronnie, U lied 2 us!! This is HILARIOUS! Who knew U of all people, have a sense of humor? A welcome change from UR ever-constant droan of woe. U surprise us!
Conflicted emotional extremes R compounded by the fact that I am a Chic Magnet with PTSD. What have I become but a man-whore? My good looks and charismatic demeanor have become a curse.Perhaps I am ready for love. Perhaps I will find it here.
I have tolerated insolence, not only because of these pretty faces, but because they are intelligent conservatives. An HP woman could provide the proper balance in the life of a sexy entertainer. I hear a voice crying in the wilderness. Is that U?
Ronnie...We HP women (as U refer 2 us) R many wonderful things, smart, sexy, versatile & compassionate. I'm afraid UR "luck" has passed U by. We no longer have the patience to train puppies. Try again when U've been house broken! BEHAVE URSELF!
Kathleen & Diane.....Thanks, girls. "Teamwork"~~Just doing my share! As much as we can love them, we can never forget they are "in training," 24/7. We can show no mercy. Pathetic darlings trip & fall so easily. Be strong. It's our job.
No greater treasure to possess; mercy made manifest, assembled from flesh and bone; Paula of N.Y., full featured and well formed. I remain steadfast, although sorely rebuked. If I must wait an eternity 4 your embrace,then I will surely live forever.
Valentino is very sexy, but silent,and very dead. I am here in living color; still hungry, still waiting 4 the perfect HP woman to save me from myself. Diane, I believe in God because I believe in you. Such a divine form could never happen by chance.
Diane, Popularity with women should have made me happy, but I am miserable.Anyone who has read my posts cannot argue with that. The richest man on Earth is the man with a family. I have only the memories of a sexy man, thus I will die a pauper
Diane...RW swears he's" Humble." Please check your dictionary, will you? Apparently mine has a misprint or it's terribly out-dated.....Pls let me know what you find.....LMAO!!!! A SEXY pauper. Now there's a title I've never heard of.
Paula, I had an office mate who was in one of the wars where ladies were plentiful. He contracted a problem and went to the doctor for penicillin. The doctor said, "Don't worry! It will fall off in a couple of days."
Ha! Ha! Diane, I must have an immunity to STD's, as I have never had a problem. I think much of that is exaggerated. Yes, I have practiced safe sex, but not in steady relationships that lasted more than 3 days.
The answer to this issue is you, my friend. If this is the case - women are constantly hitting on you, begging you for your affection, demanding your attention - all you need to say is "no". If you are truly afflicted by this, the power is in your hands. There is always a point in every situation where YOU can walk away, tell her you are not interested and choose to control yourself. There are no excuses if you do not want this happening. You simply stop saying "yes". A change of career would not be a bad idea either; although perhaps not easy.
The power is in my hands? Career change might lessen the load but it would not solve the problem. It's not just the music. While in HS a girl (not my girlfriend) hitchhiked 16 miles to my house in the country. I am a kind person. How could I say no?
Aime suggests I "am" a character, as in a "phony", and U suggest I get a character as in I have no integrity. My libido notwithstanding, the word "no" can destroy a woman. Contrary to both, moral integrity and my sexy nature have conspired against me
I am the one being used. When a woman cannot possess me she becomes hateful, violent, and then I am left alone again. Love is not possession. I have loved them all, but have been treated as a government mule. God loves everyone. Do they hate God?
My ex-wife physically attacked me on several occasions, and other jealous women have too! Some are aggressive sexually. One woman forced herself on me at a roadhouse outside of Skaneateles N.Y.. She followed me to the mens room and locked the door!
Di, It's only one example of the temptation that has hounded me since forever. It is easy for a man to say no when women are not asking, even begging him to say yes! Of course I don't get credit for the times I have said no. And I have several times
My life has been very colorful for a relatively unknown entertainer. I have never made over $30,000 a year. However, I have lived like a King in this respect. Women with money have tried to keep me as a pet. And often they are like ravenous wolves!
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