Women Won't Leave Me Alone! What Can I Do About It?

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   wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years ago

   Women Won't Leave Me  Alone! What Can I Do About It?
   
   I realize this may appear to be a joke but this is no laughing matter! It is almost impossible for me to have a steady relationship with a woman because I am constantly being tempted by other women. There have been situations where women have literally demanded my attention and forced their affections upon me. I am a professional musician, and one night a woman sent her husband home and then literally begged me to go with her into the woods behind the bar! I do not consider myself extremely good looking, nor have I ever had lots of money, but I can't go shopping without women hitting on me.
   
   

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   Aime Fposted 7 years ago

   *snort*
   
   You could try showing them some of your posts on here, that oughta turn them off.

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      gregasposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That would probably work Aime.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Aime,I have tried a similar approach but to no avail. Even when I purposely try making myself unappealing they persist. Apparently I exude some sort of animal magnetism.

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      Aime Fposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Are you wearing Sex Panther cologne? I hear 60% of the time it works every time.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Aime,Never heard of that. But apparently I have a natural scent, or I cause a chemical reaction that drives women wild. I'm glad U mentioned this. Perhaps if I bathed more frequently, like once a week, I might dilute the intoxicating attractant.

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      Aime Fposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It’s a quote from Anchorman.
      
      I feel like you’re not a real person.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am not familiar with "Anchorman". But I am curious. What is a "real person"?

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      Aime Fposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I feel that you’re more of a character. Satirical perhaps. You really should watch Anchorman, one of the best comedies ever made imo.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I have actually understated my sexy nature, as I am a humble person. All I ever wanted was one true love, and a family of my own. Instead, I have become a lonely sex object. This is one of my latest songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe59ADseg4

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      gmwilliamsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Aime, A+ response!

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Aime...I can't watch Anchorman a 2nd time because I nearly killed myself laughing the first time.That movie and Wedding Crashers, Hangover & any of those movies with Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson.( Jim Carrey is a Master of Comedy.)

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       Aime Fposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Totally! Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and Old School are probably my top 3 comedies.

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       promisemposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Geez. Aime, you're on a roll with the one liners. Ever think about standup comedy? 

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   LimeyFelineposted 7 years ago

   Link them to this Q&A, your problem is now magically solved.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That's funny. But I am afraid it isn't that easy. Women often approach me at my most vulnerable moment, when I am tired at the end of a 4 hour gig. In theory, saying "No!" seems to be an easy thing to do. But often it's simply not practical.

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Heck, Ronnie needs to write an apology letter to women in general!!

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   lovemychrisposted 7 years ago

   You mean like this? https://youtu.be/zl9rlaxR46I

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, that's pretty close, and I have always related to this song.  But I started having this problem when I was still in grammar school; long before I became a local celebrity. Girls would fight over who got to set next to me on the school bus.

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      lovemychrisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My grandson is having the same issue..."sorry gramma, but girls just like me." Its cute for now...but i see big trouble ahead. (Gird your loins, boy!)

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It appears that your grandson may also suffer the curse of the sexy man. He will need your support and guidance, as he will be walking through a minefield of loneliness, jealousy, back-biting,desire, and angry husbands and boyfriends.

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      lovemychrisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, he'll need my support no question! My husband is useless....when i told him marcus is a ladiesman, his response?? "Like grandfather like grandson. Sheeesh. No help at all!

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   Terrielynn1posted 7 years ago

   Haha Amie, Ah Wrench where have you been. Are you sure you aren't distracted by them and you think it's their fault. Just kiiding. I couldn't help it.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My libido insures they are a major distraction. I do not blame the woman, as we were both created by God. But it only gets worse. I have always been attracted to older women (20 years or more) . This will be a problem when I am 70.

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You hope it will be a problem when you are 70.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, even Rome and Babylon could not last forever. But it appears my libido is stuck on the age of 25. Perhaps there is a Chinese proverb about the happiness of a wet noodle.

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Only you can get a group of folks together to discuss your sex life.  You should run for president.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I hear men say that one woman is pretty and another is not. But it is difficult for me to find a woman to be unattractive. I can rarely find an adjective that is not synonymous with beautiful. It is a cruelty that I should have  to choose only one.

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Wrench, wait until you have an ugly baby!

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Diane, Money goes to money and perfection goes to perfection. I hardly think that is even a remote possibility.

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Dude, you are a ham!

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Di, U, and every woman who has posted here have at least one thing in common. You are all very sexy. And I would be a perfect match for any one of U. But expecting a sexy man to say no to temptation is like expecting a man to sprout wings and to fly.

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Thank U 4 seeing us as "Sexy" (I think) A perfect match 4 me?? Ron, sweetie..U will not need wings 2 fly. W/ UR multi-lovers habit,I promise, U would soar cross the sky as an eagle, @ the end of my sexy foot. Aww..blk 'n blu bummer 4 lover boy

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Pa, I'm sure U have never had a problem getting dates. I am no stranger to angry women. One girlfriend I called "Sweet Jean" tried to run over me in a parking lot around 2 A.M in Syracuse N.Y. I was alone packing up from a gig near the Onondaga Res..

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       dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Wrench is anything but boring!  Harvey Weinstein should have your charm instead of his money.  Thank you for saying I'm sexy!!!

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Diane.  This is getting bizarre....Oh Lord, save us from this over-sexed slave master!  He's attempting to hypnotize us & corral us into his underground cave of iniquity...We must stay strong!  Be still, my beating heart!....

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       TY! UR welcome Di. Maybe I'm rich too? Paula, what we are doing here is far more intimate than physical sex, since our consciousness is the most intimate thing we possess. Would this form of multi-sex put your sexy foot in motion? And make me fly?

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       dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Paula, he is loving every minute of the attention.  This is probably his alter ego.  He's probably really shy in person.

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Diane...I have a feeling you're absolutely on to something!  Face to face, he probably blushes, stutters & looks at the ground!  LMAO!!!

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       Terrielynn1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Haha, thanks for the laugh. you really should turn this into a hub article. I think it would only be an issue if you are still married by then. Have a great week.

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       dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Hub?  Terrie, he needs to write a book.

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   dashingscorpioposted 7 years ago

   
   
   "I am a professional musician..." That pretty much says it all!
   In fact many guys started bands with the hope of attracting women. Fame even if it's on a local level draws some women.
   It's very common for any man who is on "stage" or a "celebrity" of any kind to attract female fans who want the experience of being with a "star" or a guy who may become one.
   If you worked in a shoe store these women wouldn't pursue you.
   Ultimately it's not who you attract but rather who you are attracted to that matters the most.
   Nothing happens unless (you) say "yes".

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      As a Freshman in HS, Senior girls seduced me. My best friends mother (over 30) attempted to seduce me at age 14. When women exploit the male libido, "no" is not the easy  option. A heroin addiction is easier to kick.

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   Mr Buenoposted 7 years ago

   Have you thought of shopping online instead?

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I can be likened to a female stripper. Women who find me desirable also consider me to be a womanizer and a tramp. They use me for a season and then move on. Those who love me are driven away when I succumb to temptation. Shopping is not the answer.

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Shhhhh!  Listen!  Is that violins I hear in the background?

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   fpherj48posted 7 years ago

   ROFLMAO!!!!  What SHALL we do with you, Ronnie?  Poor Baby.  You have quite the dilemma here. Being the protective mother I am, we need to have a sit down, heart to heart.  I would be concerned with your "well-being," given all the dangerous pitfalls women can create in your life..(like enraged husbands, jealous women, STD's, little things like babies,  stalking...you know)  It can get messy, my child.
   Being a young, sexy, virile, "musician," you may have no choice but to accept this curse and learn to live with it.  Trying too hard to avoid the unavoidable can wear you down to a frazzle.
   For your own sake, you should simply accept your fate and not try to fight it.  If my life experiences have been even half as educational as it seems, I promise you, things have a way of just "wearing themselves out."  Good luck.  Paula............

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Paula,Women I meet through my performances are attractive but not very smart, and so I quickly lose interest. I feel that if I could meet a woman with a high IQ  I might settle down. Those types write 4 Hubpages, but don't frequent the venues I work.

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ronnie, Believe U have stumbled upon a possible solution. There's a good number of lovely, prolific young ladies on HP. Post an online dating ad in our Q&A.I will screen them 4 U,w/ help from others here.We'll have U married off by 2018! Deal?

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      savvydatingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ronnie has said he is nearly 60 & that he doesn't bathe much. His posts are a way of getting attention. Ron, I'm pretty sure you're an old guy with stringy hair who has too much time on his hands. But lots of women? Nope. Good imagination, though

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Paula, Good idea, but I must  first tame the beast. Savvy, the reality of me, a sexy man, has left U in a state of cognitive dissonance. I have been a heartbreaker since the age of 5, and it appears someone has broken your heart. I feel your pain.

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      savvydatingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Lol. You're a funny guy. Well then, from one heartbreaker to another, "may we be sexy until the day we die."

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, and perhaps one day we will break each others hearts, as the truth is often stranger than fiction.

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      savvydatingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes. I live for that day....Oh, Ronnie, Oh Ronnie.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Savvy,My empathic abilities allow me to sense an individuals energy even through a computer monitor. And my vision is 20/20. I have no doubt that ours would be a great love story. But at least for now, I dare not reach for the stars.

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! Yves!  It's FATE, girlfriend....U & Ronnie, it's meant 2B!  B gentle.Try not 2 hurt the darling young stud muffin.Careful!  Remember he has powers & can read UR thoughts.
      Ronnie..Good Bye. U R about 2 enter Yves Twilight Zone. I pray 4

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       savvydatingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Lol, Paula. Who knew this thread would become so hilarious. Ronnie, you missed your calling---Stand-up comedy.
       Thanks for the laughs!

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Yves....I know! & he started out by warning us "this is no laughing matter!!" 
       Ronnie, U lied 2 us!!  This is HILARIOUS!  Who knew U of all people, have a sense of humor? A welcome change from UR ever-constant droan of woe. U surprise us!

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Conflicted emotional extremes R compounded by the fact that I am a Chic Magnet with PTSD. What have I become but  a man-whore? My good looks and charismatic demeanor have become a curse.Perhaps I am ready for love. Perhaps I will find it here.

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       savvydatingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Love here? Don't think so Ronnie. I'm pretty sure the guard won't let any of us into the padded cell. Maybe in the next life, Tiger.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       I have tolerated insolence, not only because of these pretty faces, but because they are intelligent conservatives. An HP woman could provide the proper balance in the life of a sexy entertainer. I hear a voice crying in the wilderness. Is that U?

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       fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Ronnie...We HP women (as U refer 2 us) R many wonderful things, smart, sexy, versatile & compassionate. I'm afraid UR "luck" has passed U by. We no longer have the patience to train puppies. Try again when U've been house broken!  BEHAVE URSELF!

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       Kathleen Cochranposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       fpherj48 - You do have a way with words!

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       dianetrotterposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       I love it Paula!

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       fpherj48posted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Kathleen & Diane.....Thanks, girls.  "Teamwork"~~Just doing my share!  As much as we can love them, we can never forget they are "in training," 24/7.  We can show no mercy. Pathetic darlings trip & fall so easily. Be strong. It's our job. 

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       dianetrotterposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       I'm chuckling over here like Billy Bush.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       No greater treasure to possess; mercy made manifest, assembled from flesh and bone; Paula of N.Y., full featured and well formed. I remain steadfast, although sorely rebuked. If I must wait an eternity 4 your embrace,then I will surely live forever.

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       fpherj48posted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Ronnie...Valentino called.  he wants his journals back.

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       dianetrotterposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Aha!  Wrench is wooing us.  He is starting a Hub harem!

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Valentino is very sexy, but silent,and very dead. I am here in living color; still hungry, still waiting 4 the perfect HP woman to save me from myself. Diane, I believe in God because I believe in you. Such a divine form could never happen by chance.

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   dianetrotterposted 7 years ago

   Dude!  Just suffer in silence!  It will all be over after a while.

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Diane, Popularity with women should have made me happy, but I am miserable.Anyone who has read my posts cannot argue with that. The richest man on Earth is the man with a family. I have only the memories of a sexy man, thus I will die a pauper

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      There is a solution to your loneliness!

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Diane...RW swears he's" Humble."  Please check your dictionary, will you?  Apparently mine has a misprint or it's terribly out-dated.....Pls let me know what you find.....LMAO!!!!  A SEXY pauper.  Now there's a title I've never heard of.

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      dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Paula, I had an office mate who was in one of  the wars where ladies were plentiful.  He contracted a problem and went to the doctor for penicillin.  The doctor said, "Don't worry!  It will fall off in a couple of days."

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      wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! Ha! Diane, I must have an immunity to STD's, as I have never had a problem. I think much of that is exaggerated. Yes, I have practiced safe sex, but not in steady relationships that lasted more than 3 days.

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      fpherj48posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      THREE DAYS is your definition of a steady relationship??!!  OMG....Where can we start with U?  U're a train wreck, buddy!!  It will take some time to get U on track!!  Never fear....we ladies can do it!

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    delaneyworldposted 7 years ago

    The answer to this issue is you, my friend. If this is the case - women are constantly hitting on you, begging you for your affection, demanding your attention - all you need to say is "no". If you are truly afflicted by this, the power is in your hands. There is always a point in every situation where YOU can walk away, tell her you are not interested and choose to control yourself. There are no excuses if you do not want this happening. You simply stop saying "yes".  A change of career would not be a bad idea either; although perhaps not easy.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       The power is in my hands? Career change might lessen the load but it would not solve the problem. It's not just the music. While in HS a girl (not my girlfriend) hitchhiked 16 miles to my house in the country. I am a kind person. How could I say no?

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    Kathleen Cochranposted 7 years ago

    Grow a character and don't respond.
    
    HP wants more words when none are necessary, so here are some lalalalalalalalalalal.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Aime suggests I "am" a character, as in a "phony", and U suggest I get a character as in I have no integrity. My libido notwithstanding, the word "no" can destroy a woman. Contrary to both, moral integrity and my sexy nature have conspired against me

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       Kathleen Cochranposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Women can handle "no" in the long run better than being used in the short run.
       
       And whether or not you have character or are a character, I guess depends on whether you are actually asking for help or are bragging.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       I am the one being used. When a woman cannot possess me she becomes hateful, violent, and then I am left alone again. Love is not possession. I have loved them all, but have been treated as a government mule. God loves everyone. Do they hate God?

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       dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Do they beat you?  I don't need the details.  I'm just wondering how they force you.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       My ex-wife physically attacked me on several occasions, and other jealous women have too! Some are aggressive sexually. One woman forced herself on me at a roadhouse outside of Skaneateles N.Y.. She followed me to the mens room and locked the door!

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       dianetrotterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       The lady really wanted you to lock herself in the men's room with you.  You poor baby!

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Di, It's only one example of the temptation that has hounded me since forever. It is easy for a man to say no when women are not asking, even begging him to say yes! Of course I don't get credit for the times I have said no.  And I have several times

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    Mystee Crockettposted 7 years ago

    Must be tough to be so popular, charming and desirable. Maybe you could write a book.

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       wrenchBiscuitposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       My life has been very colorful for a relatively unknown entertainer. I have never made over $30,000 a year. However, I have lived like a King in this respect. Women with money have tried to keep me as a pet. And often they are like ravenous wolves!

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