What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Will your noodles have a spicey sause

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   LeanManposted 15 years ago

   Sexily lick the tip of your fingertips.....
   
   then...
   
   Wipe them on the shoulder of their clothes...
   
   and say....
   
   "you want to come back to my place and change out of those wet things?"......
   
   (It works...)

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Hi Im David - what to see inside Number 10

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Hi Im David would you like the Keys to Number 10

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   political speed dating - I have just matched Cameraman with Clingon - want to try

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      LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      These dates will never stay together.....

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Leanman - the honeymoon will soon end and then the detail of the prenutual will be important

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   I love to observe Irish men.

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   leebertteaposted 15 years ago

   This face is leavin in 10 minutes!
   
   
   Be on it!

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Want to view my hotest Hubs over a coffee

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi Im Irish - wnat to see waht I can do with a potato

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    My name is Tiger want to see my wood

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    My name is Gordon Brown would you like to come to my leaving party

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    MY name is Obama want to see the inside of my big house

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    My brother was a bit of an ass and believed that what was important in chat up lines was a way to quickly get what he wanted without any form of "messing about"...
    
    His chat up line that he used on almost every "passable" woman that he had any form of contact with was... "do you f...??"
    
    He claimed about 1 in 10 success rate, 2 in 10 slap rate, and 2 in 10 run away quick as they get angry..... the other 5 just tell him to go it alone!!!!
    
    Never had the guts to try it myself...

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I dont have a car but I have part of a car outside - want to blow my horn

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to live in peace

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Good morning would you like to have a good day

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to come over and enjoy the good weather

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    want to barbque

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Is that real OMG
    
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Is that real OMG

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to fly my flag

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    Are you hungry tonight, because I've got a small party sausage that will grow in size and feed ya for the rest of your life!
    
    A bit long that one, but it always is!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Should I bring the portable barbque for your sausages

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    Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

    Hey nice shoes, wanna f**k?

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    Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

    That's a great outfit, but I think it would look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
    
    How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

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       watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       With your squirrel face and those lines you're not getting any !

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          Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I thought that the flowers help.  I guess not huh?

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    watchyaposted 15 years ago

    No, they don't. Go back to the Zoo !

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       Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Wanna play Army?  I'll lay on my back and you can blow the hell out of me all night...

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          watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Not much to blow there, I think !

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             Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Did you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them...

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                watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                You're too small baby LOL

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                   Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I may be small, but I am a great burrower!

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    watchyaposted 15 years ago

    So ?

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    Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

    So why aren't you here yet?

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       watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't like burrows, they smell.

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          Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I really don't think this is gonna work out.  It's not you, it's me.  I'm just not ready for this kind of comitment yet.

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             watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Sure, kid. Off you go ! lol

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                Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Please don't sound so broken up over this, we can still be friends.

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                   watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   lol I will eat you for lunch

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                      Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Just as long as you do it in a loving way...

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                         watchyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         I'll leave that to your imagination

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    Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

    And what a strange and twisted place that is.  A good time shall be instore for all.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    hurray hurray for the first of May, outdoor f**king begins that day!  I know I'm a little late, but it just gets better, doesn't it!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to play in the hay in May

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I need to roll in the grass on my . . .

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Astrology is good wnat me to read

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to come in out of the rain

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    My potatoes have started growing want to see them

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    My name is Barrack want to go to the gulf

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    The sun is shinning want to walk in the park

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I am cooking steak today - want to share

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi my name is Tiger want to see me drive up a tree

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Folks shake up and wake up dont take yourselfs so serious

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    shaken not stirred

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    want to step in out of the rain

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    lowerabworkoutposted 15 years ago

    A woman is walking through the park, carrying her cat in a box on the way to the vet.  She sees a man she likes the look of. He's walking a little dog.
    
    She goes up to him and says, by way of an opener, "Just looking down there, I can see you have a cute little doggy".
    
    The man looks down at the woman's cat and replies, "Yep"

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    Anathposted 15 years ago

    Who do you belong to?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    cute

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi want some Euros for your Dollars

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to go to the World Cup

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Hey Sugar, I just followed the ants til I found you!

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    aprile mintoposted 15 years ago

    thank-you this is a goldmine!

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