where is the best place to pick up a real lady?

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  1. balabala555 profile image60
    balabala555posted 14 years ago

    hey guys,
    where do you think is the best place to find a good lady who you would bring home to your mother or who you would make her into your life partner??

    1. mod2vint profile image63
      mod2vintposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      CHURCH

      1. Cagsil profile image70
        Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

        1. mod2vint profile image63
          mod2vintposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          he said he wanted to take her home to MaMa  wink

          1. Cagsil profile image70
            Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Right, and I would certainly not go to a "CHURCH" to find a woman that I would want to bring home to my mother. My mother would B!tch slap her the first time she opened her mouth about "god".

            So please.

            1. schoolgirlforreal profile image77
              schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              can't u hold back on that crazy view of things for once? geez!

      2. skyfire profile image77
        skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol.true.

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Nope.. no decent lady ever goes to church!

          1. Nolyn profile image84
            Nolynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Why not?

    2. psycheskinner profile image66
      psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      From amongst your wider groups of friends and associates, not any 'pick-up' area.

    3. leeberttea profile image57
      leebertteaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Have you tried Ladymart?

      Seriously you can find good women everywhere, depending on how restrictive your definition of a "good woman" is. As far as your mother is concerned, such a woman doesn't exist for her son! And, if your mother's approval is what you require, you'll never find her and even if you do she might not be thrilled with the arrangement.

      Make yourself happy first, pursue what gives you joy and a woman of like mind will be found. If she makes you happy, she's good enough.

      1. mod2vint profile image63
        mod2vintposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Great Advice!!

      2. Sonic241928 profile image60
        Sonic241928posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        "Ladymart" -- LOL!

    4. epearson profile image61
      epearsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I would say it depends.  First you need to figure out what you want in life.  What makes you tick in other words.  For example, let's say you love biking.  Changes are you will find like minded individuals in your circle or friends and family or your extended circle.  Have activities in common can be a good foundation for a relationship.

      You could also go to the opposite end of the spectrum.  Take my music for example.  Let's say your into rap, you could look for a woman that's into rock or country.

      The bottom line is that is depends on what you want.  Once you figure that out, it's shouldn't be hard to find the one.

    5. Pearldiver profile image68
      Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Doesn't 555 mean LOL Balabala? hmm

      In NZ those sort of ladies are always able to be found in the Free Parking areas on Highway #1 on Friday afternoons. smile

    6. lender3212000 profile image59
      lender3212000posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The gym is always a good start. When we take good care of ourselves, that's usually a good indication that we do the same for others.

    7. foxwalk profile image59
      foxwalkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You are going about this entirely the wrong way.

      What you should do is make a list of all the qualities you want in a woman. You first pick the must haves-- The qualities you absolutely need in a woman. Then have a list of qualities you want her to have but if she doesn't have them, it's okay. Then make a list of qualities you DON'T want her to have. Or just make a single list of what you want in a woman. How you do it is up to you, but you need to figure out what you want.

      I can tell you also from experience that the more women you meet, the more refined your list will get. You will know more what you want and don't want.

      You can meet women anywhere, the only difference is the difficulty in actually "picking them up." Bars/clubs are one of the toughest places to pick up women because not only are they expecting it, but they're also just there to have fun with their friends usually. Yes, yes, some girls do want to be approached by guys so that they can get free drinks but honestly IMO that girl is not girlfriend material for me. Your opinion may differ. But it's tough.

      Some good places to meet women: Shopping Malls (including department stores and the such), college campuses, yoga/dance/etc. class, gyms, the street, etc.

      I find casual locations to be the best. Any locations where the woman is in a hurry is going to make it hard to stop her to talk to you long enough where she feels comfortable giving you her number.

      1. Pearldiver profile image68
        Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I don't think the guy is interested in anything that has been said here in the last week.....

        That's when he walked in... opened his cyber mouth... and then walked out lol

        ASK YOURSELF:
        Would you waste your real life talking to a stranger that did that in REAL Life? hmm

    8. MayG profile image71
      MayGposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey balabala, I can only suggest that when you meet someone, don't ask them if they are a 'good lady'.  Similarly, don't mention taking them home to meet your mother, or making them your life partner until a significant time has passed or any sane 'lady' will run a mile. I think meeting people through mutual friends can often work, as your friends can kind of guess the kind of person that you might like.  In terms of where to meet them? I don't think there's really any one place that attracts the particular sort of woman you are looking for.  I'm sure the right girl for you will come along eventually.  Maybe your mum will like her, maybe she won't, but that shouldn't really matter. All I can say is don't look like you're trying too hard to find 'the one'.  That can come off as kind of creepy to a girl you've just met.

    9. rated10 profile image60
      rated10posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you can always find one anyone.. location does matter i think

    10. Desiree Edwin profile image59
      Desiree Edwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You want to meet a real lady? On Sunday, she'll be at church. From Monday to Friday 9 to 5, she'll be at work. Friday evening, she'll be out with friends doing something fun. On Saturday, she'll be catching up on chores and things to do around the house. On Sunday, she'll be relaxing and going to sleep early for Monday. That's where she'll be! Or if you want some of me, sweety pie... lol. Just kidding!

  2. Cagsil profile image70
    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    If anyone puts any sort of thought into a specific location, then it is obvious one would show their lack of knowledge and wisdom of life.

    It is best to let it happen naturally and not go in search of something you cannot find. wink

    1. lender3212000 profile image59
      lender3212000posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know if I agree with that. I know someone who has been sitting back and taking the, "let it happen naturally" approach for years and is still 100% single. While there is no perfect place to meet someone, you do have to at least get yourself out there so you give yourself a chance...

      1. rebekahELLE profile image87
        rebekahELLEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I think so also. those sitting around waiting or stuck to their computer monitors aren't likely to 'find' it. if you really want something, you look for it in as many places as it may be.. and that really could be anywhere!!

        my previous husband and I met on a college campus sidewalk.

      2. Cagsil profile image70
        Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I didn't say that one is to cut off contact with others. I said that it would have to happen naturally. Trying to force it, does no one any good.

    2. foxwalk profile image59
      foxwalkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I agree with you on putting thought onto the location. Putting too much thought into it period is a serious detriment. For most guys approaching women they don't know is a scary proposition anyway. The worst thing you can do is get all in your head and start trying to analyze things and think logically about where the best place is, etc.

      However, I really strongly disagree with the letting it happen naturally and not going in search of it.

      I agree that you shouldn't force anything. This could also be called "settling." A guy will try to force a girl he's dating into "the one".. Essentially settlng for her, and it either ends in divorce or a really unhealthy relationship. Trust me, I know people in this situation and it is NOT good.

      You really need to meet as many women as possible, and just be casual. If they have a boyfriend, befriend them. They have girlfriends. Being friends with women will increase your chances of meeting women tenfold.

      Also I'm really happy to see women posting advice like this girls. In most cases I would say never take relationship advice from a woman but in these cases it's pretty spot on smile

    3. schoolgirlforreal profile image77
      schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      that sounds very negative to me.

      1. Cagsil profile image70
        Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, so picking a location to scope out looking for women or a man is justified?

        Get real

  3. wildorangeflower profile image61
    wildorangeflowerposted 14 years ago

    bookstore,
    or here in the house

    1. Glenn Raymond profile image60
      Glenn Raymondposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Cags always makes good sense.  The bookstore is one I've never thought of. 

      I would say, it depends on exactly what type of woman you are looking for.  If it is a smart one with a lot of money, hang out at the court house.

      Best Wishes.

  4. camlo profile image81
    camloposted 14 years ago

    Do 'real ladies' get 'picked up'?

    1. habee profile image83
      habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I was going to say something similar. lol

      1. Lisa HW profile image62
        Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Same here, but you two folks (camlo and Habee)  beat me to it.   lol

  5. starme77 profile image78
    starme77posted 14 years ago

    well, not in a bar , maybe the lingere section of a store smile smile pick up the one getting the sexy stuff smile lol

  6. rebekahELLE profile image87
    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    first, forget the 'pick up' .. and in answer to your question?

    anywhere! good people are everywhere! many searching are just too picky. the girl in the starbucks line could be your dream girl.. or the one walking out of the theatre. say hello.. a comment about the movie.

    leeb has good advice. be happy, it's very attractive. go places you feel comfortable.

    1. foxwalk profile image59
      foxwalkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is a great point. You have to be enjoying yourself.

      A lot of guys will go to a loud club to meet women, for example and they're like "Ugh I hate the music. it's so loud, blablabla, but there's so many hot girls here."

      If you're not having fun she's not gonna wanna be around you.

  7. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Good point, RebekahELLE

  8. Greek One profile image66
    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    any biker's convention should have lots of them

    1. leeberttea profile image57
      leebertteaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Her's a couple.

      http://static.open.salon.com/files/spina-ladies-sturgis1217956936.jpg

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        Home Girlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I am sure these ladies are the total match with the guy in the middle.

        1. Greek One profile image66
          Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          why not, they share the same bloodlines... being that they are his daughters and all

  9. leeberttea profile image57
    leebertteaposted 14 years ago

    Or how about the Jager girls?

    http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/photogallerys/Jager_girls_at_Sturgis.jpg

    1. Nolyn profile image84
      Nolynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      EEK, that's scarey!

  10. pb3131 profile image61
    pb3131posted 14 years ago

    Dance classes where they teach Tango, ballroom, blues or other kinds of couples dancing that involves body contact. Tango is by far the best -

    1. foxwalk profile image59
      foxwalkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Salsa too.

  11. Jonathan Janco profile image60
    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    How about in the vortex of your imagination!

  12. heart4theword profile image59
    heart4thewordposted 14 years ago

    Well we know where not to meet a girl you want to take home to meet your mother...and that is the bar.  I knew someone who met a lady in a bar, he thought she was a classy lady, because she was wearing a dress.   To his surprise, she was not the lady he thought he met.  Just because she was dressed like a lady, didn't mean she acted like one.

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
      Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Isn't that a tad bit shortsighted? The situ you describe sounds like bad luck or a bad choice. A lot of people go to bars . . . it isn't just lowlifes. You might catch my mother in the bar from time to time. I used to work in a bar and met many a lady there and only very few of them were total dirt.

    2. ediggity profile image60
      ediggityposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Are you saying she was a dude?

      1. heart4theword profile image59
        heart4thewordposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        funny:)

  13. profile image48
    shaeerposted 14 years ago

    hmmmm

  14. destiny4885 profile image61
    destiny4885posted 14 years ago

    no church, no parents, and no bars. best way is either blind date, or school, college, ect...   and definitly not through friends; odds are they already fucked them and are now giving them to you.

  15. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Walmart

  16. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    The grocery or supermarket.

  17. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...lots of people meet at or through their place of work...

    1. leeberttea profile image57
      leebertteaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes work is a good source of action... but it can also create problems!

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ...for sure...i keep my private life separate from my work life always...but i think the stats are really high for people meeting through work...i think it works better when it's a huge work place...

      2. Pearldiver profile image68
        Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Especially when your boss has the action on vid... lol

  18. wildorangeflower profile image61
    wildorangeflowerposted 14 years ago

    I think you can meet them anywhere, but of course you gotta know them first, there is no specific place

  19. Greek One profile image66
    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    the best place to pick up a woman is by her waist...

    that way if she is wearing a skirt, you might be able to see underneath if you are lucky

    1. timorous profile image81
      timorousposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Only to find out she's a transvestite. lol

      Beeg Strong Mann!  Yes?

  20. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    Buckingham Palace. Lot's of them, I think.

  21. Timmy(B) profile image60
    Timmy(B)posted 14 years ago

    The Queen has lots of rich relatives.

    1. Nolyn profile image84
      Nolynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but they're all "not amused!"

  22. Cheeky Girl profile image66
    Cheeky Girlposted 14 years ago

    My grandparents met in a hospital, one was an eventual patient of the other and the rest was natural. They always said that places like hospitals are curious  as they are one of the few places where people who are genuinely trying to help others all congregate in large quantities. Nurses are nurses after all.

    Why does no one ever mention places like charity shops, or the sexy waitress in the local cafe, or the hunky guy who serves you every day on the other side of that counter.

    The best place to meet is when you least expect, but you "check people out" all the same. Like the mall! LOL!

    When someone does a good deed for no apparent reason, and it is curiously instinctive, there's more reason behind it than we know. Just seize the moment.

  23. rebekahELLE profile image87
    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    my parents met at a skating rink.. he skated past her and said, "i'm going to marry you some day." she thought he was a complete show off.. and the rest is a love story.. they were married for 58 years until my father passed away.

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image77
      schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I agree w/ church, or a library, but anywhere really. LIke a bowling league or supermarket.
      Hmmmmmmmmm  where do I hang out? LOL
      Good luck
      good men/ or women are hard to find
      esp if you're talking monogomous

    2. profile image50
      boyan354posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hi rebekkah...you must patient and many prayer to your god..

      1. Nolyn profile image84
        Nolynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ???

  24. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    all I know for sure is that the chances of finding a real lady in this here forum are NIL!  go ye unto the streets and places of worship and places of knowledge and find you something much better than forum booty!  GO!  I say, GO!

    1. Nolyn profile image84
      Nolynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, put.  However, I don't he was looking for any real ladies here, only advice on how/where to find them.

  25. puter_dr profile image66
    puter_drposted 14 years ago

    You can always find ladies at a grocery store. Or perhaps at work.

    Places not to find a girl...strip clubs, bars, well at least if you are looking for the type to take home to mom.

  26. kmackey32 profile image52
    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    My first response was CHURCH.....

  27. blondepoet profile image81
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    I am right here.
    How do you do?
    The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

    1. Cagsil profile image70
      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, Blondepoet is a keeper.....(*now just need to find a way to get her here) lol lol

      Talk to you later Blondepoet. smile big_smile Time for me to hit the bed. smile

      1. blondepoet profile image81
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Goodnight Cags. What is a keeper? Do you mean like a zoo keeper?
        Yes indeed I have met a few lions, piranahas and a handful of monkeys in my walk in life LMAO.

        1. Cagsil profile image70
          Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey BP, a keeper is a good woman worthy of keeping. tongue smile

          1. blondepoet profile image81
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wow I feel honored you called me that.

            1. Cagsil profile image70
              Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I'm glad you would. It is meant in that aspect BP. And, Yes Paradise, that would also mean that BP would be someone I would want to introduce to my mother. wink tongue

  28. wifelv profile image61
    wifelvposted 14 years ago

    Here is my advice on finding a mate. First of all be what you want to attract. I find that men want a hot babe but are not even close to being hot themselves. To attract a woman you need a smile and confident attitude. Teeth are a big turn on or off if they are not kept well. Women look at eyes and smiles. Then they look to see if you can afford or care for them by how you dress or don't dress. So like men, we look at the physical too but in the way you present yourself. Get involved in things you love or hobbies you like. You want to meet someone who like or is interested in similar things as yourself. If you don't have an interest, now is the time to develop one. Women like men who are well rounded. At least good catches do. Go where women are! Church is good but you need to love God and don't be a hypocrite. If you have a dog, take it for walks in places where there are lots of dog walkers. Us women can't resist a cute dog to stop and pet. Be friendly, say Hi to women and learn to be their friend. When your a friend to a women she can introduce you to other women friends. Most of all love yourself, you can't give what you don't have. You will always attract what you feel inside. We are out there, we just need to know you exist. Women love it when men are confident enough to come up to them an talk. We know your nervous and are trying to get our attention, but it is a big turn on when a man does it. So go shopping and as women for help when your shopping. Women love to help men who ask for it. Join Facebook, you can't believe all the men I know who throw out questions like, "how do I get candle wax out of my carpet?" You will have floods of women trying to help you. Makes me sick but these guys know how to get the women on Facebook. Just make sure your picture reflects a good side of yourself.

  29. Lisa HW profile image62
    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    have to say I disagree with a few of the pieces of advice here.  I'm not impressed by a guy who can't figure out how to buy whatever it is he needs to buy (or at least ask whomever needs to be asked before he goes out to the store). To me, that's a non-thinking type, or else it's the type who isn't above pretending to be dumb in order to meet women.

    To me, if a guy wants to meet someone nice (a "lady") he has to be nice himself.  He doesn't have to be a male model, but he ought to dress in a way that a thoughtful, self-respecting, woman would be attracted to and just make the most of his own appearance.  Nice women tend to value signs that a guy is a nice guy.  Women who have a lot of self respect tend to want the same in a guy (because people who have self-respect usually respect other people too).  I don't really think "ladies" care about much other than that someone is reasonably attractive, nice, and has respect for himself, other people, and them.

    1. Rajab Nsubuga profile image61
      Rajab Nsubugaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What about in bed, and then, tango! eh?

      1. blondepoet profile image81
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I love to cha cha

        http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o132/rossisme3747/girl.gif

  30. waynet profile image70
    waynetposted 14 years ago

    At a brothel! big_smile

    1. blondepoet profile image81
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO!!!!!

  31. Paradise7 profile image68
    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Bring that home to mama!  big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

  32. RecoverToday profile image77
    RecoverTodayposted 14 years ago

    Must there be a "pick up location" to meet ladies?  Why not meet someone through mutual friends? What about social organizations, clubs, etc?  There are many nice ladies out there asking the same question.

  33. writinginalaska profile image80
    writinginalaskaposted 14 years ago

    lol,  at my house.

  34. Solista profile image59
    Solistaposted 14 years ago

    A good place to find good women would be THE WORLD. Just really depends what your interests are and whether you can attract the kind of women you want. Visit my pages for interesting insight on attracting women.

  35. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I wouldn't really know as I have never been one to hang around where 'real' ladies are. And my momma has been gone for some time now. I would have to introduce her to my wife I suppose, if I found one.

  36. camlo profile image81
    camloposted 14 years ago

    I picked up mine at the Women's Institute in Bognor Regis.

  37. zamboy321 profile image68
    zamboy321posted 14 years ago

    Seriously, I think the best place to pick a girl to please your mother is anywhere, as long as she looks like or have a strong resemblance to your mother when she was her age. I have noticed this in most couples. One or the other looks like his/her mother/father or any close relative. It happens naturally.

  38. JakeMcMurphy profile image62
    JakeMcMurphyposted 14 years ago

    Online is a good place to start.  Lots of great online dating sites with plenty of people who are just too busy to meet others offline.  Also, the public library is a good place to meet women who are intelligent, stable, and down to Earth.

  39. blondepoet profile image81
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    At my house

    http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn170/AberGrl96/My%20Sayings%20and%20Quotes/FUNNY-6.jpg

    1. alternate poet profile image69
      alternate poetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is quite DEEP and vry true and well . . . thoughtful.
            Are you feeling ok big_smile

      1. blondepoet profile image81
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO actually I am not poet. I am sick with a runny nose, sore joints, swollen glands. I am a nurse who cannot cure herself. Oh I desperately need tender lovin' care. Someone to fan me, put a strawer in my mouth and feed me a few prawns every few hours when I get the urge. Massaging my pain away wouldn't go astray either. smile

    2. profile image0
      American Tigerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm going to the blond's house.

      She's the kind of poet a Tiger could get into.

      Wait. That came out wrong.

      1. blondepoet profile image81
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You can roar at my house any-day Tiger.

        http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i295/budda_butt/funny.gif

        1. profile image0
          American Tigerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm. Methinks we need a broader definition of the concept of Hunger, where lithe blonde nurses are concerned. Now seems to be a good time to point out the diploma on the wall that reads "Massage Therapist," which lists Swedish, Deep Tissue, Reflexology, and oddly enough, Pregnancy. I'm also passable with Hot Stone and if asked Very Nicely, Shiatsu.

          Tigers are notoriously fine cooks, too. (If a bit on the Carnivorous end of the food pyramid.) And easily as skilled at healing as they are at hurting. Well... OK. Tigers are better at hurting. But only because it takes less conscious effort.

          The best part will of course be the recompense. Which, if I know nurses (and I assure you, I do)  will be far beyond merely "commensurate."

          You'll be back on your feet and telling balabala where to chacha women in no time, blondie.

          I'll tell him how to keep their interest long enough to meet mommy.

  40. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I don't know what you would do with a real lady - that you couldn't do with a fake one! smile

  41. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    still, have you ever met a fake lady?  not a boy/lady but a female fake lady?  I haven't

    1. Jayne Lancer profile image85
      Jayne Lancerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not that I've ever met one, but there are those blow-up things.

      1. alternate poet profile image69
        alternate poetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You mean Pamela Anderson ?

        1. Jayne Lancer profile image85
          Jayne Lancerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Something like that, I think.

  42. alternate poet profile image69
    alternate poetposted 14 years ago

    The OP has no chance - one does not 'pick up' a real lady, one is introduced!

    If he means find a 'submissive virgin' he is in the wrong country.

    If he means a lady in the pop song sense of the word - he may be able to pick up some high stepping cool chick, but taking her home to mum,   well . . .

  43. alternate poet profile image69
    alternate poetposted 14 years ago

    We found one of those blow up dolls in a back street shop only it was MALE !!!    Then we realised they had inflated it inside out big_smile

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

      1. blondepoet profile image81
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh you would love Norma Jean my friend Cal's blow-up girlfriend.

  44. mrpopo profile image72
    mrpopoposted 14 years ago

    I'm sure Google has an answer.

  45. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    when I googled Real Lady Pictures - I got this:

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00724/Lady_GaGa_724752a.jpg

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, nothing fake about her. I look just like her but with black hair. roll

      1. Rishy Rich profile image73
        Rishy Richposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        At first I thought shes got three tits & I was worried abt u Klara roll

  46. pylos26 profile image69
    pylos26posted 14 years ago

    Brothels are always nice...no teasing and a nice large selection.

  47. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...watched a documentary about men who buy 'real dolls'...can't remember the name...but these guys would rather have the 'real doll' product rather than deal with a real woman....poor guys...cost to buy one was 4,000 pounds...one guy had 8 of 'em....poor him....he seemed like a normal guy...but...just didn't want a real woman.

    ...houston? i think we have a problem here....

  48. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    There's a place down off of the French Quarters . . .well . . . we won't go there now.

  49. kazemaru2 profile image59
    kazemaru2posted 14 years ago

    What has worked for me has been the Library as women have a lower guard and it is a normal place to chat.

  50. alternate poet profile image69
    alternate poetposted 14 years ago

    OK -  serious answer prompted by the post above  SUPERMARKETS  is definately the place.  Go any time that is not peak time,  take a small basket to 'signify' single status - then wander around as if you need help and a real lady will normally appear near you pretending to find things to put in her 'single' basket and also inviting someone to 'help' her.  You have to strike up the conversation, I'm not going to do that for you as well !

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yor right...i run into it all the time at the grocery store.....'cept i'm just minding my own business......and movin' and groovin' as I move along!....vvvvrrrooooommmm...vvvrrroooommmmm....lol lol

      mornin'? AP

      1. alternate poet profile image69
        alternate poetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        morning SO  big_smile     it is around 11 in the morning and I am just back from my first class of the day.  Proving once again that we are all busy working while you layabout westerners are laing back and taking it easy - no wonder this country is forging ahead big_smile

        How has your day been?

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          my day was 'ok'...could have been better.....just lazin' around....yawn, stretch, meow! lol

          it's just after 8 pm here....work tomorrow...you teach english???

          1. alternate poet profile image69
            alternate poetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            mostly yes.   This morning we did the recent history of the west in Pop music - love it !  big_smile

 
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