All the answers to all your question are in the Bible

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   haj3396posted 12 years ago

   Ask a question and God will give you the answer.

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      DoubleScorpionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      This didn't work...
      
      I am still looking for the answer to: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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         haj3396posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         This is why it done work, you are looking for the wrong thing. God will not answer things that will not help you, but spiritual things.

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            DoubleScorpionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            So God only answers questions concerning my spiritual being...Hmm...I have that under control... don't need answers to questions of that nature...
            
            Why do people ask for material things then of God? Like more money, prettier G/F...finding car keys...things along those lines...
            
            Pretty sure the bible says you don't really need those things...Why are they not finding those types of answers in the bible?

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            jacharlessposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            If it is the spiritual things, how can it be in the bible -a non spirit thing. Focus.
            And, if the bible does have all the answers, why have you asked so many questions {opened forum threads}. Provocation, Assimilation or Condemnation? Or all.

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         Levertis Steeleposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Getting to the center of a Tootsie roll by licking it is different with individuals. It depends on the size, wetness, and licking force of the tongue. The best way to find out for yourself is to lick and count. Personally, I bite before I finish licking in order to get started on another one.

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         Bubba Jonesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         That's easy. Seven or eight and a bite.

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         twosheds1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Perhaps the question you should ask is "Is it right to bite a tootsie-roll pop?"

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      ankitharrytomposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't work for me either.
      I looked for: When will I start making $100 daily through my online work?

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      BS.
      
      There are no questions the bible need answer because all answers are already available.

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         Recently Awakenedposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I have to agree with Cags on this one. Instead of looking where there is a chance for error, you can look within yourself to find the answer. The problem is that most people don't truely know themselves all that much.

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            pennyofheavenposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Agree.

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         gmwilliamsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Cags, right-on, enough said!

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      Levertis Steeleposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry, haj3396, it was not my intention to disrespect your question by answering the Tootsie Roll question. Anyway, I agree with your statement.

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      pylos26posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      yeah...if one is an idiot.

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      A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Dear God, why do you teach your followers to believe in things rather than to understand things?

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   tamronposted 12 years ago

   You can find the answer to lifes question in the book of Proverbs or Google it by writing what does the Bible say about finance,loans,health or whatever you have questions about....
   
   A question like this "When will I start making $100 daily through my online work?"  Is on a need to know bases but if you want to know "how" to make a $100 you can find out by Googling What does the Bible say about Finance?
   
   If you are serous about a question you will find the answer in the Bible.  If your caught up in a catch 22 and don't know what to do.  Refer to the Bible you will find your answer.
   
   What do you do when you don't know what to do?  You may not like your answer but if you do what the Bible says whatever your problem is it will be solved.

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Tamron, thank you for the laughs.

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         jacharlessposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Google. the name of the new g/God, who is the bible. Good to know. Thanks, I'll be sure to update Neil Gaiman on this right away.

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         tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I thinks it would be real funny if you asked God for something and you actually got it.  I would be crying and rolling on the ground laughing.  Seriously.

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      DoubleScorpionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing written in the bible has ever solved any of my "problems"... Me getting up off my backside and doing something to fix it did though...

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         autumn18posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         +1

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            Disappearingheadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            +1

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         haj3396posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yes it have you just done know it. Ask you question that you say the Bible have not answered?

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            secularist10posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I'm guessing the Bible doesn't answer the question "how do I write in proper English?"
            
            KAPOW!
            
            Sorry, couldn't resist.

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               Billy Hicksposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               10 Internets to you good sir.

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      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      What you describe works fine - but it does not require that the bible has the 'right' answers, just that it has a range of answers that can be accessed.  What you suggest "Refer to the Bible you will find your answer" it works just the same with fortune cookies, with those you get a random answer to a question you have not asked, but the Chinese Taoism that originated this 'parlour game' gives a range of answers to questions asked and people go to the temple to ask, exactly the same principle, if I give you an authoratitve answer and you act on it - then this was the right answer for you.

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   Paul Wingertposted 12 years ago

   I want to learn how to become a close minded, flat earth believing, arrogant bigot. Where do I turn to? The Bible!!!!

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I've been wanting to say this for months... Love the avatar!

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      haj3396posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      don't you know if you done believe in the Bible that what you become. A  close minded, flat earth believing, arrogant bigot.

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         Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, right.

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            Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            The Bible tells me how much I should accept as payment from a rapist, who raped my virgin daughter, in order for him to marry her so she can redeem herself. The Bible also tells me how to about selling my daughter into slavery.

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               tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Waite a minute!  I don't claim reading the whole Bible so please show me were it says The Bible tells me how much I should accept as payment from a rapist, who raped my virgin daughter, in order for him to marry her so she can redeem herself. The Bible also tells me how to about selling my daughter into slavery.
               
               I would love to see that!

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                  Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Exodus 21:7 - "If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do.
                  Deuteronomy 28 - If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29he shall pay the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver.c He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

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                     Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     I remember something about a virgin redeeming herself if she married her rapist. I might of erred and will quite using that "redeem" part until I actually find it. But there's all kinds of crazy crap in the Bible and people who say that the Bible is accurate and true and live by it, apparently never read it all the way through. Nowhere in the US is slavery legal, not even in Alabama!

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                        tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        What are you doing up so late?  I was getting ready to throw in the towel!  Well I will have to check that out in the morning so my brain sort of works!
                        
                        I can't honestly give you a strait up comment at this point!  I don't doubt you and it gives me something to take a look at.
                        
                        However I will respectfully answer your post when I get up.  I will be up a few minutes because I let my dog out.  If you don't get back tonight with me.  Have a good night and sleep well!

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                           Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                           LOL I do evenings, but not mornings. I can't distinguish colors or detect movement anytime before 11am.

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                              tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                              I am not much of a morning person either.  Have you went to a doctor?  Well I probably won't get up until 10am or so.  I am more of a night person since I don't have a farm full of animals that need to be fed and watered at 5 in the morning anymore!
                              
                              My problem is getting to sleep but once I do a bomb can go off and I wouldn't know it!

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                                 Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                 I was joking about the "I can't distinguish colors or detect movement anytime before 11am." bit. I usually get a chuckle, but I guess that comment needs to be said in person rather than in typed words. No animals here that need early morning attention. Just a small dog, my Yorkipoo, that is the world's most spoiled dog. She has more clothes and I do!
                                 
                                 I do have a talent for falling asleep fast and staying that way all night.

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                                    tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                    I wished I could fall a sleep that quick!  Your dog has more clothes then you.  That is spoiled!  Wow my dog is spoiled to that is part of the reason I can't sleep .  He takes over the blanket.  He scoots me off the bed and snores like a fog horn and he eats better then I do and he thinks he owns my truck and I should taxi him all over the place.

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                                    tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                    I had a feeling you were joking but then I thought what if he's not joking?  I sure as hell wouldn't want to make your illness seem stupid or unimportant either so I took the safe route.

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                     tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     I am rather busy right now but I promise I will take a look at that scripture and let you know what I think.
                     
                     I can say tho if I lived in those days.  If I had to marry a man who raped me.  He would be a dead man or I would find away to blackmail him so I can make him work like a slave to please me and fill my pockets with Gold.  Otherwise I would feed him to the dogs if he didn't comply.

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                        Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        Back then, even up till the mid 1800's here in the US, a wife was considered property. Something these people need to take in consideration when they throw the term "traditional marriage" around. Anyway it would be easier to pop someone back then. There was no form of detective work and all you'd have to do is move to another location and change your name.

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   tamronposted 12 years ago

   Now I know why I don't post in threads like religion and politics?  Both religion and politics both start wars.

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      haj3396posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      They also end wars

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         Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Name one war ended because of religion.

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            tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            None that I'm aware of!  If anything religion has started wars.

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               Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               You need a refresher course in world history.

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      Levertis Steeleposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Tamron, post your views and move on. You have a perfect civil right to your opinion. We cannot control others, but we can control ourselves. Do not stay and watch the war dances. Let the ballers party on. I like what you wrote, and you will never know how many others do too. All readers do not post. Happy writing!

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         tamronposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks!  No I am not trying to argue with anyone or even debate them, as a matter of fact I am surprised I even went on this thread.
         
         I will give the shirt off my back that is the kind of person I am but I am not afraid of being challenged and I will freely admit it if I am wrong.
         
         In the real world if I had an argument with anyone I might not back down but after I think about things.  I go back and say sorry I was wrong even if I truly think I'm right because its not worth losing a friendship for a difference in opinion

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   LeanManposted 12 years ago

   Why is Pi such a weird number? Couldn't it have just been 3?
   
   Please let me know which page(s) my answer is on......

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   Rina Pintoposted 12 years ago

   Yes, all the answers are in the Bible.. you can ask anything and God Has it for you all written up in it. Thank God for this.

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   Xenonlitposted 12 years ago

   The problem is that people like Chick Fil A and Westboro Baptist Church are also finding answers in the Bible.
   
   Stick to: "God will give us the answers that we need, when we need them." and I am fine with the bible and with people who have the answers when I need them.
   
   As for the rest, you know you have no excuse for the evil that is being said and done with the bible as the source.

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   Sophia Angeliqueposted 12 years ago

   I don't think so. I've been trying to find the whereabouts of a friend for the past two years. She seems to have vanished from the face of the earth. Where exactly do I find her current address?

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   tamronposted 12 years ago

   OK! OK!  Maybe not "all" question can be answered from the Bible.  Sorry I'm such an idiot.  After I read the title I realized why some of the answers in this thread was sarcastic.
   
   Your right there are questions that can't be answered!  I will try to be more careful to how I word a thread.
   
   I deserve to be beat on for this!  Thats alright it won't be the first beating and probably won't be that last.

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