Okay I managed to get streamers, balloons, cubed cheese, chips and dip. And some of those pizza roll things, I think that will make a good snack platter.
I figure Jesus can just turn some water in wine for us.
But I still need to know what kind of cake he likes... I'm thinking red velvet.
Also got him a T-Shirt that says "I Waited 2000 years to return and all I got was this stupid bleeping T-shirt"
You and your theology, give Christians a bad name.
Why is that?
There is a place called the Ettamogah Pub,
which, (used to) have several signs in the car park, where everyone could see.
So, it's not theology, nor some stupid attempt to predict His coming.
However, there IS going to be a day, when this WILL be true.
I just don't know that day, hence the question, "are you ready"?
IF it were tomorrow, are you ready?
Judging by Genesis, "tomorow" means 2 Billion years from now. I don't think either you or I will be here then.
I did get the write up, highlighted in red by the way, but it wasn't date specific.
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