Okay I managed to get streamers, balloons, cubed cheese, chips and dip. And some of those pizza roll things, I think that will make a good snack platter.
I figure Jesus can just turn some water in wine for us.
But I still need to know what kind of cake he likes... I'm thinking red velvet.
Also got him a T-Shirt that says "I Waited 2000 years to return and all I got was this stupid bleeping T-shirt"
You and your theology, give Christians a bad name.
Why is that?
There is a place called the Ettamogah Pub,
which, (used to) have several signs in the car park, where everyone could see.
So, it's not theology, nor some stupid attempt to predict His coming.
However, there IS going to be a day, when this WILL be true.
I just don't know that day, hence the question, "are you ready"?
IF it were tomorrow, are you ready?
Judging by Genesis, "tomorow" means 2 Billion years from now. I don't think either you or I will be here then.
I did get the write up, highlighted in red by the way, but it wasn't date specific.
by spiderpam 9 years ago
God loves all of us, he just doesn't accept/condone sinful, deviant behavior from any of us. Just because he loves us doesn't mean he's going to overlook our sinful choices/behaviors(lying, stealing, homosexuality, sexual impurity,etc.) . So many think God should only love us & never correct us...
by cwriter82 8 years ago
Everyboby needs to be ready for his coming. The world will come to an end. The signs are there. For one example: Obama He is one of the signs.
by Mamelody 9 years ago
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/marie-cla … n-life/40/Seriously some people should be shot.. I mean I have nothing against gays and lesbians but seriously why come out of the closet after you've been married with kids?? In this instant the stupid woman said she never fancied boys and yet she...
by djbraman 8 years ago
If you knew Jesus was coming in the middle of the Night tomorrow what would you drop in your...life and what praise would be on your lips?
by SirDent 6 years ago
Are you ready to meet Him?
by ShaunLindbergh 14 months ago
Christians often speak of having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.What does this mean? Please describe your personal relationship with Jesus Christ. What makes it a "personal" relationship?
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