Jesus is coming back tomorrow . . .

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  1. aka-dj profile image78
    aka-djposted 3 years ago

    Are you ready?

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    1. Jomine Jose profile image72
      Jomine Joseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      The question is are you ready?

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    2. Titen-Sxull profile image86
      Titen-Sxullposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Okay I managed to get streamers, balloons, cubed cheese, chips and dip. And some of those pizza roll things, I think that will make a good snack platter.

      I figure Jesus can just turn some water in wine for us.

      But I still need to know what kind of cake he likes... I'm thinking red velvet.

      Also got him a T-Shirt that says "I Waited 2000 years to return and all I got was this stupid bleeping T-shirt"

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    3. SwordofManticorE profile image79
      SwordofManticorEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      You and your theology, give Christians a bad name.

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      1. aka-dj profile image78
        aka-djposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        Why is that?

        There is a place called the Ettamogah Pub,
        http://blog.australian-native.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ettamogah-pub.jpg
        which, (used to) have several signs in the car park, where everyone could see.
        http://ozladym.com/pics/STOCKINBINGAL%20NSW%20Roadtrip/Ettamogah%20Pub%20-%20Free%20Beer%20Tomorrow%20sign.jpg

        So, it's not theology, nor some stupid attempt to predict His coming.
        However, there IS going to be a day, when this WILL be true.
        I just don't know that day, hence the question, "are you ready"?

        IF it were tomorrow, are you ready?

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  2. wilderness profile image97
    wildernessposted 3 years ago

    Judging by Genesis, "tomorow" means 2 Billion years from now.  I don't think either you or I will be here then.

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  3. mishpat profile image61
    mishpatposted 3 years ago

    Tomorrow?

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      Emile Rposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't you get the memo?

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      1. mishpat profile image61
        mishpatposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        I did get the write up, highlighted in red by the way, but it wasn't date specific.

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          Emile Rposted 3 years agoin reply to this

          lol That is par for the course. Had it been specific we'd have all Christians agreeing on something. Then, Hell would be frozen over and Satan would be too busy to fight at Armageddon.

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          1. wilderness profile image97
            wildernessposted 3 years agoin reply to this

            lol

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