this is hypothetical question. diatribes on personal belief in god are frowned upon. take those to another forum please. .just answer the dang question. lol.
I would say "forgive me of my sins and pleeeeease open the gates to heaven so I can come in"
It doesn't really matter cuz my reply wouldn't be heard over said deity's laughter.
I'd say, "Lord, it's me, Lynda. It's wonderful to meet you at last - I've looked foward to this day and our first chat together. I have so many questions that I need to ask you and hundreds of things that I would like to thank you for. But first tell me, how did You feel as you witnessed my daily struggles through life? Did you weep when I wept? When I danced and froliced, did you dance and frolic with me? I'm sure you did.
Don't get me wrong Lord, I wouldn't have missed the whole 'Life' sensation - but why did you allow my birth to have such traumatic consequences?"
Please make Earnest, Cole, UW, Limabean and Ryan crawl up the last flight! Pretty Please!
oh is that what you look like, I wish i could tell people on earth they would never believe me!
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