what will say to god if one presents its self when you die?

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  1. aware profile image66
    awareposted 8 years ago

    this is hypothetical question. diatribes on personal belief in god are frowned upon. take  those to another forum please. .just answer the dang question. lol.

  2. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    Leave me alone !

  3. Ladybird33 profile image64
    Ladybird33posted 8 years ago

    I would say "forgive me of my sins and pleeeeease open the gates to heaven so I can come in"

  4. dyonder profile image74
    dyonderposted 8 years ago

    It doesn't really matter cuz my reply wouldn't be heard over said deity's laughter.

  5. GracieLinda profile image77
    GracieLindaposted 8 years ago

    OH, CRAP!

  6. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    You have a lot to answer for!

  7. profile image43
    gallileanposted 8 years ago

    I'd say, "Lord, it's me, Lynda. It's wonderful to meet you at last - I've looked foward to this day and our first chat together. I have so many questions that I need to ask you and  hundreds of things that I would like to thank you for. But first tell me, how did You feel  as you witnessed my daily struggles through life? Did you weep when I wept? When I danced and froliced, did you dance and frolic with me? I'm sure you did.
    Don't get me wrong Lord, I wouldn't have missed the whole 'Life' sensation - but why did you allow my birth to have such traumatic consequences?"

  8. aware profile image66
    awareposted 8 years ago

    id say , hi , lets talk.

  9. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    Please make Earnest, Cole, UW, Limabean and Ryan crawl up the last flight! Pretty Please!

  10. Pr0metheus profile image57
    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    "Sup playa!"

  11. Nell Rose profile image89
    Nell Roseposted 8 years ago

    oh is that what you look like, I wish i could tell people on earth they would never believe me!

  12. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 8 years ago

    Is my ex-wife here?  smile

  13. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Go away, can't you see what you are doing is wrong.

 
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