No Sex in Heaven? NOOOOO!!

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    Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years ago

    I've just been reading on the this post: 

    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/54883

    Apparently there's no hanky panky in heaven.. which was what I was looking forward actually.. having guiltless sex!!

    So now what I look forward to then?? tongue

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      increase the frequency out here with urgency  tongue

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        true that! I gotta hurry up.. the world is ending on 21st December 2012.. not much time! tongue

        1. pisean282311 profile image60
          pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol

        2. Rishy Rich profile image80
          Rishy Richposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          or you can convert to Islam. Their heaven is all about wine, women & orgies. 70 virgins free with every single ticket to heaven wink

          1. pisean282311 profile image60
            pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            nice incentive..

            1. jillfil0 profile image56
              jillfil0posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You guys are so funny....lmao...

          2. I am DB Cooper profile image64
            I am DB Cooperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, but there's no promise about the quality of those virgins. It could just be a bunch of pimply-faced computer nerds sitting around playing World of Warcraft. Have fun at your orgy!

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      ferbctgposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, if this is true, heaven may become hell immidiately. :p

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

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          ferbctgposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks Pisean! Do you think it's completely right? wink)

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    3. nightwork4 profile image60
      nightwork4posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i new there was a catch i would really hate but what if your mate ends up there with you? can we then get a little sumthin sumthin?

    4. Onusonus profile image78
      Onusonusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The best way to have guiltless sex is to be married. Then it's totally guilt free. by the way, where is it written that there is no sex in heaven? It is my understanding that our spirits will be reunited with our bodies in the resurrection.

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        begin married is just a way of people covering the ultimate truth that "it's impossible to have sex with one person all your life"

        Now, if you'll excuse me, time is against me.. I have 123,456,789 people to have sex with and I only have 1.6 years left!! tongue

        1. Onusonus profile image78
          Onusonusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          What?! I know lots of people who have had sex with only one person. That's just crazy talk............

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            hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            you see how sex is not at the top of the priority list to God. Sex is a gift yes, and to be used responsibly, yes, and it is for making babies. yes. Well what about recreational sex? The love of God is much deeper than sex and is not expressed by sex. When two spirits love each other, sex is not in the foreground as it is with people who live in the flesh.
            sex is one of the urges that god gave us, like breathing, thirst, hunger. Hold your breath and see how long before you have an urge to breathe, stop eating and see how soon before you get hungry, same with thirst. In the spirit realm sex is not even contemplated, jesus mentions this by that famous saying the enoch readers seem to override christ about: "They are neither male nor female nor are given in marriage". Marriage is all about reproduction (something angels cannot do because it is not necessary), continuing, multiplying, repopulating. Its a beautiful thing and only useful down here on earth. Women are beautiful things (no pun or insult intended just keepin the flow) But where there is neither male nor female, or opposites, how can a person then have sex?
                On earth, humans cannot live without air, water, food, in some places shelter and so on.. but all can live without sex, you will not die because of no sex you will just feel like it lol.. hehe, joking.
            In the spirit realm, sex is not at the top of the list, sex is at the bottom.
                Unsaved humans live according to the flesh of which things pleasurable to the flesh are at the forefront, therefore, Sex, entertainment, possessions etc come before, air, water, food. The line up of importance is completely opposite to the spiritual needs list, with some items not even entering into list.

            1. Onusonus profile image78
              Onusonusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Where is it written in the Old Testament that marriages do not continue in heaven? And how is the power of God displayed by severing the marriage between a man and a woman who have lived their lives together in love? In fact, the New Testament says exactly the opposite. In 1 Cor. 11:11, Paul says "Nevertheless, neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord."
              Which certainly sounds like an eternal principle. And Jesus says, in Mark 10:8-9, "And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
              The Bible teaches that the power of God unites. There is no mention anywhere of death changing anything — no "till death do you part." It is man who insists on separating married couples.

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                Brenda Durhamposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Flesh and blood cannot enter the kingdom of Heaven.
                Sex is a human activity, a fleshly act.

                How far will people go to further their idea that they'll get to have sex in Heaven??........

                How 'bout....all the things of the flesh-----eating, drinking, playing football, getting sick and taking medicine, even urinating and defecating?    What does that sound like?----it sounds like physical life on earth!   That's not what Heaven is.

                1. Onusonus profile image78
                  Onusonusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  The distinction between male and female is no condition peculiar to this relatively brief period of mortal life. It was an essential characteristic of our pre-existent condition, even as it will continue after death, in both disembodied and resurrected states. The scriptures attest a state of existence preceding mortality, in which the spirit children of God lived, doubtless with distinguishing characteristics, including the distinction of sex, before they were created naturally on earth.

                  Sex, which is indispensable on this earth for the perpetuation of the human race, is an eternal quality which has its equivalent everywhere. It is indestructible. The relationship between men and women is eternal and must continue eternally. In accordance with Gospel philosophy there are males and females in heaven. This simply carries onward the logic of things earthly, and conforms with the doctrine that whatever is on this earth is simply a representation of spiritual conditions of deeper meaning than we can here fathom.

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                    Brenda Durhamposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    So.....suppose a man and woman were married here on earth.  Through no fault of their own, they're separated by death (one spouse dies).   The living spouse re-marries (he or she has that right, Biblically and morally) and THAT couple are together, sexually of course too, until one dies.   Then one spouse dies.  The living spouse re-marries.  Eventually they all die, a fact of life.
                    So.....with whom do they have sex with in Heaven?   Is it just one big ol' orgy, sanctioned by God?

                    LOL come on Onusonus! 
                    I'm astonished at you and Deborah and whoever else keeps staking claim to sex in Heaven!

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                  Baileybearposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  do people get to think or feel in heaven - after all sex has more to do with the mind than any body part

                  1. hanging out profile image55
                    hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Its different
                    jesus said:
                    Luke 24:39   Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.
                    yet bones are needed for support of structure if the structure is going to be a) imposed upon by gravity b) held upright and of form and shape
                    What i expect is a gel like body, Since we get to live on earth forever, on a nice clean planet, i can be found swimming the oceans and pettin sharks.
                    Of course thinking will be possible, conversation with new people, villages to stay with, i doubt we will building skyscrapers or have need of cars. Life will be different as it was in garden.
                    Feelings yep. i will be tanning.. so i want to feel that sunshine on my... skin like gellular substance lol. I assume we will make friends along our journey perhaps the cosmos will be open to us to travel around and see all the glory of it close up.
                    Sex is really a fleshly thing.. do people ever sit and think about sex together isn't it best experienced naked and humpin. Appeasing the mind just gets you too the bed. Love is best experienced by the mind. Sex is a fleshly maneuver.

              2. hanging out profile image55
                hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                1 cor 11:11... in the lord, simply means saved christians.
                what god has joined together (here on earth) let no man put asunder (divorce)

                neither of these verses have any connection before or after of afterlife. They both pertain to down here.

                where did you get this belief from i thought we were talking bible
                "It was an essential characteristic of our pre-existent condition, even as it will continue after death, in both disembodied and resurrected states. The scriptures attest a state of existence preceding mortality, in which the spirit children of God lived, doubtless with distinguishing characteristics, including the distinction of sex, before they were created naturally on earth."
                explain pre-existant condition please.

                1. Onusonus profile image78
                  Onusonusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Yes "In the Lord" might pertain to what some might consider to be, "Saved" Christians though I disagree with the implication that someone is already "saved" before they are done with this mortal probation. None the less in the Lord, or even perhaps in the eyes of the Lord, or even under the Lord's covenant, a couple is joined together and the two are incomplete without eachother. Together in the bonds of matrimony they are to grow to be a perfectly unified entity, not in nessicarily in the flesh as physical being, but rather in a way that the virtues of opposite genders compliment one another, and one's faults are filled by the other.

                  as for the premortal existence here's a taste of where I am coming from; http://hubpages.com/hub/immortality-of-intelligence

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          Henlusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sex is not everything. In heaven men shall not marry nor women be given to marriage - says the bible. If you make heaven you will see that the feeling of sex won't be there anymore.

          God was the one that created sex, so don't you think He can give you something more pleasurable than sex? Worshiping God is a pleasure if you worship with your whole heart.

          Try to make heaven in the first place. It's not easy, but with God all things are possible.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe there is an orgasm button?

      1. hanging out profile image55
        hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        YES it is the off button on your computer.... use it please.
        lol

  2. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    Sorry got to go, cough, I have work to do.........

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      logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Rules are meant to be broken! smile

      1. blondepoet profile image72
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hell yes.....rules....broken....yes.....tut.....

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          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          well nurse, if you can break rules, that means I should be afraid... you could prick that needle right up my ass when all I need is a little tender loving care tongue big_smile

          1. blondepoet profile image72
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Hahaha just one min please......
            I am getting the dosage correct.....
            10ml ....mmmmmmmm....wonder if that means ten miles.

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              Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              as long as that dosage can get me extra time sex!!! big_smile lol

              1. pisean282311 profile image60
                pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                hey get going jasmine..remember 2012 is closing by..

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          logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm ready if you are!  To break some rules that is! smile

  3. kirstenblog profile image75
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    Kinda makes you wonder don't it?

    Those poor suicide boomers, did the deed for allah, got to heaven and saw their promised virgins but nope, no hanky panky with them virgins! lol

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      logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      There was probably a reason they were virgins.  Some of them forgot to shave!

      1. kirstenblog profile image75
        kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Shaving is not a huge problem, razors are easy to handle and if a guy really wants a shaven woman he can even do the shaving, kinda kinky lol

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          logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes indeed!  Kinky is my cup of tea! smile

          1. kirstenblog profile image75
            kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Not that I would ever suggest the favor goes the other way. Gotta shave your own balls! tongue (you know it makes the er um, package, look bigger) lol

            1. pisean282311 profile image60
              pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol well this can become punch line for ad and even proverb...imagine 200 years down the line -'At end of day , you gotta shave your own balls'- Kirstenblog...smile

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                logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                or when burma shave signs come back, this could be one of their catch phrases!  smile

  4. Joy56 profile image75
    Joy56posted 8 years ago

    morning all..... sex is over rated don't ya think

    1. kirstenblog profile image75
      kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      To be perfectly honest, yeah. Its way more fun to talk about like adolescents actually lol

      1. WryLilt profile image90
        WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Sex is ok.... BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING!

        lollollol

      2. Disturbia profile image61
        Disturbiaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        No I don't think.... Sex is not over rated.  It may well be the most pleasurable thing anyone can enjoy.   You don't have to be rich or famous to do it.  You don't need any special tools or equipment, but you can always use some to enhance your pleasure if you so choose.  You can do it with a partner or by yourself.  You can do it anywhere and at anytime of the day or night.  And it leaves you with an incredible feeling of wellbeing when you've finished.  It's the perfect gift.  big_smile 

        Of course in heaven, if there is such a place, we would have no need for sex.  Heaven transends all human desires and gives a pleasure all it's own and something we can't even imagine.

        1. nightwork4 profile image60
          nightwork4posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          but i bet in the end sex would still be better.

        2. Joy56 profile image75
          Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          thanks for explaining how it is done. maybe now i know i thinnk it is over rated

          1. pisean282311 profile image60
            pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol lol lol

        3. kirstenblog profile image75
          kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You know, I think this is one of those things that is different for everyone. Not everyone experiences orgasms the same, some find it difficult to achieve orgasm and I have heard of those who cannot orgasm at all (or have not yet been able to anyway).

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            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I haven't had any problem! smile

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          Baileybearposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          so heaven's a big orgasm?

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
            Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            only one way to find out bailey. wink  (joke) lol

            http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3930742_f248.jpg

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              Baileybearposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Hey...I'm dead!!!   Hey, there's no heaven.  No hell either.

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
                Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                really?  aw shucks.  someone told me that in heaven it was always free love up there, but i guess we're worm food when we die, huh? sad  well this looks like a job for....SUPERGIRL!
                http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3883303_f248.jpg

    2. nightwork4 profile image60
      nightwork4posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      in comparison to what? flying to another planet naked? walking through a mountain ? hhmmmm nope i'm thinking with the right person it's under rated.

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  5. kmackey32 profile image66
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    Lets hope that isnt so... omg my favorite thing to do...

    1. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      With the exception of hubbing, of course? big_smile tongue

    2. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      @kmackey32 well heaven doesnot seem to exciting ..isn't it? lol

      1. kmackey32 profile image66
        kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        noooo lets just hope there wrong. lol

  6. aka-dj profile image76
    aka-djposted 8 years ago

    Why wait???
    Have guiltless sex now.

    There is no guilt within marriage. hmm

    Oh!!!  I see, that may be a problem for many...marriage, I mean. sad

    1. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So.... I get married and have sex with anyone I like, guilt free?

      Got it.

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol is it greekone talking in name of wrylit??

        1. WryLilt profile image90
          WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hell no. I'm not Greek, I'm Aussie. lol

          1. pisean282311 profile image60
            pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            i got that and thanks for you advise...now i can live life guilt free even after marriage tongue

            1. aka-dj profile image76
              aka-djposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You read me wrong.
              I said "within" marriage.

              Dah.

              Besides, what is guilt? Isn't it your conscience telling you something is NOT right in your life? (up side)

              Ignore it long enough and it won't bother you much. (down side).

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile

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    Amie Warrenposted 8 years ago

    Good thing I don't believe in heaven, so I'm not going there. Most of my friends won't be there anyway.

    1. hanging out profile image55
      hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes it will be nice to see them screaming, crying, bemoaning the loss of eternity for a few decades of life on earth.. a real party... of course you are betting that you will be able to remember them.. i've tried to find a scripture that says we will know each other as a spiritual being after the judgment of God but i can't find it. And thinking long and hard on this very topic i find memory of earths existence will be problematic.

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        Baileybearposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        they're be screaming extra now...YES.....YES......give it to me baby!!!!!

  8. hanging out profile image55
    hanging outposted 8 years ago

    Once again we are made to understand the vain imaginations of the carnal (unsaved) mind thinking it knows what the spirit realm will be like without any resources, inspired writings, holy book or indication from God.
    As we live in the flesh here and are told about another dimension that we cannot see, touch, or rationalize we are eager to believe that such a dimension exists, much like vampires and ogres, fairies etc we accept what we like, we adopt beliefs according to our acceptance of them, sometimes whether these beliefs make sense or not, we LIKE them.
    When comparing the qu'ran to the bible, (the bible came 600 yrs before the qu'ran) it is easy to discover complete contradictions between the two books and yet these two books supposedly have the same God presiding over all. Mohammads picture of heaven is completely flesh based, appealing to the flesh and making the cross of christ non-effect, Jesus' picture of heaven tells us what we (as flesh) may not want to hear (but the born again saved christian will be okay with this) and unites man with God in peaceful ways, the qu'ran is not peaceful I don't care what any muslim, islam or mohammad follower says, but i digress.
    There will in fact be no sex in heaven, we in fact will not be in heaven. Now i could leave this novella here and beguile you into thinking well maybe where we are going there will be sex. But i say no.
    There is no sex in heaven, therefore angels did not come to earth to have sex either, lol.. kill that false doctrine while i am here also. Sex has its purpose and this purpose will not be required in the afterlife, where the rest (sabbath) of God is come into full effect. There will be joy unspeakable and it will be full of glory and there will be so much to do but it will be based on spirit desires and the ways of the flesh will be completely removed.

    1. Joy56 profile image75
      Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i thought this was a fun thread, not too heavy ya know....

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yeah I thought so too.. :-/

        1. Joy56 profile image75
          Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          someone always has to go off at the deep end,,,,,

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            Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            tell me about it.. fun killers they are hehehe

            1. Joy56 profile image75
              Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              yeah he he   i know what you mean..... 
              roll

              1. blondepoet profile image72
                blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Good morning Joy smile

                1. Joy56 profile image75
                  Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  hello it is 11.10 in the evening here, what time is it there???? give us a funny picture,, i am too tired i am afraid,

                  1. hanging out profile image55
                    hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    sorry about that.. but Christianity is serious stuff... there is not a lot of humor in the bible. Eternity is at risk.
                    but joke away, i have work to do

                    preach the gospel of jesus christ. repent and be saved!

                  2. blondepoet profile image72
                    blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Oh yes certainly Joy as soon as Bill Ding my neighbor finishes massaging my luscious curves.

                    http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/CatMassage.gif

    2. libby101a profile image60
      libby101aposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      @hanging out... I don't think people want to hear the truth! They'd rather talk about imaginations of sex and life as it is here on Earth! Well heaven will not be anything like earth! It's competely spiritual!

      Funny how they can't read the scripture without adding their own ideals. I am taking it as it's read... no marriages in heaven...

      "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven" (Matthew 22:30, KJV).

      Even if one believes the book of "enoch" which is not part of the cannon there is still no sex in heaven. If you believe the book of enoch... the sons of men were fallen angels... angels still in heaven are not sexual! Those fallen angels (if you put faith in the book of enoch) were the ones who came to the daughters of men! Jesus said angels in heaven do nor marry nor are given in marriage! This is all you need to realize there is NO sex in heaven!!!

      This concept is uncomprehensable to the fleshly mind. In heaven there is no need for sex. Sex was intended for procreation. In heaven we know there is no procreation... therefore it is thinking in the flesh to even consider sex in heaven!!

      1. hanging out profile image55
        hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        its a much nicer life to treat woman not as sex objects and just enjoy them for the laughter and fun that they provide, just being themselves. Women are a beautiful creation, with great smiles, shiny eyes, lovely hair.

        I am glad you do not endorse the book of enoch. Many do and they have an enochian religion because of it. God prefers pure belief in him. He likes it when we spend time seeking him for the answers instead of rushing to google when we have to wait a minute or so.
        Be still and know that i am God is a message for our time.
        Those that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength.
        inert time is not wasted time.

  9. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    http://www.thewingnuterer.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mary-joseph.jpg

    1. Joy56 profile image75
      Joy56posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      wink

    2. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  10. Joy56 profile image75
    Joy56posted 8 years ago

    Hanging out what are you on, i would love some too

  11. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ....you can have some of mine....i'll email it....but first i have to get in line for that ticket....before they are sold out....

    http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/images/sex%20free%20heaven.jpg

    1. Bizziebee profile image62
      Bizziebeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hahah that pic is cracking me up!!!!

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile big_smile big_smile

    2. hanging out profile image55
      hanging outposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yah gettin yer rocks off is nothing like living in the garden of eden. roll

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        oh come on now HO.......i'm j/k around....reeeeeellllllaaaaxxxx!

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          see even PS below isn't sure....

    3. Disturbia profile image61
      Disturbiaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cute cartoon, I bet Hell is where all the horny people are matched up with those who think sex is over rated.

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
        Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3883097_f248.jpg

        1. Disturbia profile image61
          Disturbiaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          This picture makes me want to cry.  When I look into that baby's eyes I see its fear and terror.

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
            Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            im sorry disturbia.  i didn't mean to make you cry. i was just trying to be funny.

  12. profile image58
    paarsurreyposted 8 years ago

    No Sex in Heaven? NOOOOO!!


    Yes, no

  13. xobliam profile image54
    xobliamposted 8 years ago

    Believe the previous sign read ' Heaven Can Wait, Get it Before You Get In 'http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3931498_f248.jpg

  14. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 8 years ago

    Why would one need sex in Heaven anyway? Sex is a physical pleasure, Heaven is a spiritual realm. Once in Heaven, you would be a spiritual being, having left the Earthly body behind.

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      Henlusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I like your reply Disturbia, keep it up!

  15. Jeff Berndt profile image91
    Jeff Berndtposted 8 years ago

    There's also no beer in heaven. You know the song:
    "In Heaven there is no beer.
    That's why we drink it here.
    And when we're gone from here,
    Our friends will be drinking all the beer."

    Not a very good song, but to the point.

  16. flinchwymer profile image80
    flinchwymerposted 8 years ago

    So no body then, Disturbia? What about eyes, brain, any of the senses or any sensory perception of your surroundings at all? If not, then it's not just sex, but NOTHING in heaven isn't it? Lovely. Beam me up goddie!

 
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