jesus an alien?????????....

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   pisean282311posted 12 years ago

   well came across many websites which believe and promote that jesus christ was alien...just look at following :
   
   
   
   
       The U.S. Government's "Red Book" is an Above Top Secret document that details the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth.    It is a human compendium of information derived from extraterrestrials, who offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events.  One of the revelations exposed in the "Red Book" is that Jesus Christ was a creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2).  Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance.  As writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."  Is it any wonder that ancient people were  fooled by the "miracles" of Jesus?  This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried to influence human affairs.  Previously, they successfully appeared to Moses as a "burning bush" and dumped the 10 Commandments on mankind.  The Aliens thought The Christ Project would be no different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly awry.  Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the humans had killed him.  Worse yet, the primitive fools started worshiping him!   2000 years and millions of atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly worshiped as a God.  Man is truly a pathetic creature ... desperately yearning for an "almighty being" to control and regulate their lives ... frantically looking for "God" in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks.  Well, like it or not, we now have definitive proof that at least one of our earthly "gods", Jesus Christ, is a phony.  Let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.
   
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   what do you guys think about this?..

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      Jefsaidposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ahh! It all makes sense now.  Mary's immaculate conception must have been due to an alien abduction.  Not sure what happened to him for the next 30 years but when he finally turned up as an adult he certainly put on a show.  What I don't get is how he let the primative weapons of the time overcome his alien powers.  Surely he could have zapped them or do that thing that Spock from Star Trek used to do when he put his hand on some ones shoulder and knocked them out.

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      BunuBobuposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, I think you are on to something.
      
      The Ascension was actually "Beam me up Scotty"

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      ceciliabeltranposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      oh yeah, i read this when I was about 14 years ago. It was from a book.
      
      
      It's a recurring myth.  alien usually symbolizes "external" and it reflects the evils of the imposition of other's people's beliefs on the minds of others. alien worshippers (aka some atheists)however are actually needing to replace their lost gods with some other external gods, not the one found within them.
      
      and in world mythology  to be "god" means to be able to control nature...or more specifically to be able to control "one's" nature. it is a term for the ability to rule over the forces of nature within you.

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         skyfireposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Just as i thought there has to be some credible mythological explanation. What's next ? zeus and chupa cabra playing tennis on beach ?

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   just_curiousposted 12 years ago

   

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      funny...isn't it?...i mean jesus has been declared many things before...like he is god , he is god's son , he is plain human , he is prophet , he is myth but alien?...

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         just_curiousposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I suppose, to some, the claim is no different from any other. Whatever you have faith in is what you'll believe.

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            pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            true...

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   kessposted 12 years ago

   Jesus was a man who knew Himself to be Truth and therefore called himself such...
   
   Since this concept is foreign to this world's way of thinking...he was considered an alien by those of his time and even afterwards.
   
   And rightly so .. for if any truly understand that they themselves are Truth , Just like He is, They too would exist as a Alien to the rest of this world.
   
   For many men boast in their much knowledge but very very very few can boast about Truth.
   
   For Truth is foreign to this world.

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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         kessposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         point well taken

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   kephriraposted 12 years ago

   Jesus was an alien, but was he an illegal alien?

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      Trail Otterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   weblogposted 12 years ago

   Ok, was he capable of walking over the surface of water?

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      well how can any one say how and what he was capable of?...atleast he was capable enough to be discussed 2k years down the line and being declared almost everything from god to myth and even to alien!!!!!!!!!!

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         weblogposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, btw I didn't think you'll take the question seriously
         
         I was just making fun of the assumption/guess that he's an alien.

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            pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            ...you are right...i took it too seriously

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   Stacie Lposted 12 years ago

   I have an open mind and the History channel has a series about the possible origins of humans and aliens being described in the major events of the Bible.
   the ancient drawings and hieroglyphics show aircraft and alien beings so watch some of these programs and make up your own mind.
   
   
   http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens/episodes

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   skyfireposted 12 years ago

   You should definitely try movie 'The Objective'.

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      Stacie Lposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      there are several listed on google.
      can you put a link?

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         skyfireposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Objective

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   NateSeanposted 12 years ago

   Not that I'm citing a fanfiction as a credible source, but someone once wrote a K-PAX fanfiction suggesting that Jesus was from K-PAX.

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   Jefsaidposted 12 years ago

   I am curious about our beginnigs and existence and do not really believe the re-intepretations and fabrications of contrived religious teachings.  I have written some stuff around this type of subject which you may find interesting otherwise you might be interested in the views of Zecharia Sitchin like his book 'Twelfth Planet: Book 1 of the Earth Chronicles'
   
   

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    paarsurreyposted 12 years ago

    Jesus was not alien; he was Messenger Prophet of the Creator-God Allah YHWH.

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    paarsurreyposted 12 years ago

    Jesus was a perfect of a human being, in deeds and beliefs, like so many others as Moses, Krishna and Muhammad were. Jesus- Son of Man.

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       pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       you forgot to mention your name in the list

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       BunuBobuposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Moses wasn't perfect.
       That fool.
       He hit that damn rock twice and missed out on the promise land!!!
       
       BTW: It's actually Jesus - Son of Nosferatu!
                  Risen from the dead after three days - classic vampire plot.

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          pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          

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             BunuBobuposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Its true!
             Haven't you watched tv?
             Vampires lie like the dead for three days, then they rise and feast on the living.
             
             *INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE*

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       paarsurreyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Jesus was not an alien; he served the humanity well and conveyed the Message from the Creator-God, like Jonah who did it before him.

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    optimus grimlockposted 12 years ago

    After watching ancient aliens he could be right! I think you have to listen to all sides before you make a valid decision thats with anything. We don't know many truths because as a society were simply not ready!!!!

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    Mikel G Robertsposted 12 years ago

    When I saw your thread I thought you just found my hub about that...
    
    I believe it is possible that Jesus was an alien (extra-terrestrial), but without proof it is only a possibility.

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       paarsurreyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Extraterrestrial life (from the Latin words: extra ("beyond", or "not of") and‎ terrestris ("of or belonging to Earth")) is defined as life that does not originate from Earth.
       
       But Jesus was normally and naturally born from Mary in Jerusalem.
       How could one deny that?

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       pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       @mikel your hub?..well  i would read that for sure...

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       Beelzedadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Without proof, Jesus could have been a leprechaun or a star goat.

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          ceciliabeltranposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          not Jesus, you maybe. although that is just a possibility.

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    knolyourselfposted 12 years ago

    Jesus was a schizophrenic. Back in the day schizophrenics were considered holy people.

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    Trail Otterposted 12 years ago

    Well if the government can say Jesus was an alien..uh ok. Even tho NASA scientists just debunked one of their own saying there was fossilized bacteria in a Mars rock. I say aliens are out there but keeping a low profile - how do you think the Mars rovers keep going when they were only supposed to last a few months. Wait til we get the repair bills!
    
    Perhaps Jesus was just a human time-traveller with advanced medical know-how. Like Dr. House but a little more mellow.

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    paarsurreyposted 12 years ago

    But Jesus was normally and naturally born from Mary in Jerusalem; hence he could never have been an alien. He was son of man.
    
    
    How could one deny that?

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       Trail Otterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Alien abduction perhaps? It was a virgin birth.....
       
       Get me Mulder and Scully!!

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          paarsurreyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          There are many insects that have offsprings from the females naturally without touchings by the males ; and science witness it.
          
          So could Mary.

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             aka-djposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Mary = mosquito? 
             
             Evolution in action, maybe?

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                Trail Otterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Evolution and religion all in one story? Say it ain't so...

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    immolatedposted 12 years ago

    If Jesus is an Alien, it would make no difference to me. He has really turned my life around and gives millions of people faith and hope, that is the important thing. Jesus is awesome! In other words,..if im wrong I don't want to be right.

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