Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!

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   Evan Hutchinsonposted 13 years ago

   Exactly as the title says.
   
   I'll start:
   
   Why did the cheese cross the road?

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   B'cause what he saw across the road was a 'real cracker'
   
   Q: Why do eggs have a blunt end and a more pointy end?

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      Evan Hutchinsonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A: Because 7 8 9!
      
      Q: Why is the sky green?

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   Richieb799posted 13 years ago

   A: the sky is green because of reflection off the grass
   
   Q: How long is a piece of string?

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A
      A piece of string is exactly the same length both ends from the middle.

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   skyfireposted 13 years ago

   Q: Why is the sky green?
   
   A: Because sky hate blue face all the time :S
   
   
   Q. What will happen if cat becomes vegetarian ?

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   Hauntyposted 13 years ago

   A: Exactly the length of a piece of string.
   
   Q: Are all Ladybugs lesbians?

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      Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A: No, because so many would be ticked, while others are on the fly.
      
      Q: If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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         Hauntyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         A: No I don't.
         
         Q: What happens when you confuse your nose with your feet?

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            Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            A: Mushrooms begin wearing purple pantaloons.
            
            Q: What's the difference between a Spanish galleon and a polliwog?

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               Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Mushrooms, purule pantaloons - why does that remind me of Johnny Depp?

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         earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         A
         eleventeen?
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         Do one legged grasshoppers fly in circles?

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         Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'm laughing about hopper and dill pickle.

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   CYBERSUPEposted 13 years ago

   Hanuty, I have heard of alot of these types of Questions and Answers in my lifetime, but yours, "are all ladybugs lesbians?" is the very first for me. Can't wait for the answer

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   Good Guyposted 13 years ago

   Q: What happens when you confuse your nose with your feet?
   You will smell with your toes, and walk with your nose.
   
   Q: Why do you have a brain?

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      Hauntyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Almost. Except that the answer is, your feet smells and your nose runs.
      
      "Why do you have a brain?" I don't know. Maybe Ray Choiniere could answer that.

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         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh, pick me!  Pick me!  You have a brain because your butt doesn't fit in your head.
         
         If I'm stupid, why do I know I'm so smart?

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            Rafiniposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Because the sky is really purple.
            
            
            
            How many cat's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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               Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               -None, too small, they have to screw in the bushes.
               
               Why I am not making any money?

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                  Ohmaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Cause your shoes are to small.
                  
                  
                  
                  Who put the peanut butter in the fridge?

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   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

   Santa Claus last Halloween.
   
   
   Which direction is up?

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   Ohmaposted 13 years ago

   The opposite of East.
   
   
   Who stole the zucchini?

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    TattooVirginposted 13 years ago

    If Up is heaven bound is down earth bound?

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    bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

    Creamed corn.
    
    Why did we fall for the dope of hope?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    High is as High does....
    
    
    Which direction would you take to reach your heart?

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    The round about way, of course.
    
    Why doesn't my ear itch?

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       A
       Because you didn't scratch it.
       Q
       Why is a duck?

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       bsscorpio8posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Because of the potato famine.
       
       Who am I?

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

      That's too easy, earnest! 
    
    When is the sun set to fly?

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       7.21pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there!
       How big is a boat?

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          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          As big as the bed I'm about to keel over in.
          Sweet dreams-oh, and one last question:
          
          Why does the mud stay silent in June?

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             earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Lorlie, great minds think alike! I have always wondered about that and think of it daily.
             Sleep well!

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                Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Answer : (to Lorlie's Q)
                
                It simply awaits the time for when it's moisture shall return.
                
                Question: If Peter Piper picked a pepper or two, what peppers did Peter pick?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    PepperJack cheese anyone?
    
    
    Where in the world would I find my lost keys?

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    skyfireposted 13 years ago

    A. In the kitchen sink
    
    What you do with your doppleganger ?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Don't forget your suitcase!!
    
    
    
    Why are there so many colors in the world?

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       Uzdawiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
       
       
       What is the difference between peat and Windows 7?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Pepsi!
    
    
    
    Did you ever think you could turn the world upside down?

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I bet I could, but then up would be down, and down, up, so why would I want to?
       
       Was Plato from Pluto?

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          logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Well, I doubt he was from Uranus!
          
          Who invented time?

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Wasn't it some guy named Alfred Epstein or something?  Yeah, Epstein.
    
    A better question would be why did the guy invent it?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       To cross the road.
       
       Was Epstein on Welcome back Kotter?

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          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Of course.  Everybody knows that!
          
          Is it warmer in the summer than it is in the mountains?

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Because of its parents
             
             
             IS a raven really like a writing desk?

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          bsscorpio8posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          No,the chicken was.
          
          If I am paying attention.how long have I been asleep?

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             Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Only as half as long if you were NOT paying attention by being awake....which also asks.....
             
             How many dyslexic sheep crossed the road on Sunday?

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                Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                They didn't cross it, they only dotted it.
                
                How long 'till noon?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Halfway across the moon.
    
    
    
    What keeps the sun from melting the sky?

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       A: Google - keywords live in the sky and google wouldn't let them get melted!
       
       Q: Is it potato or potAto?

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          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It is tomAtoe, as potAto has an atomic weight of 11,516
          
          Would Zuul have entered our realm of reality if the Ghostbusters had not crossed the streams?

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             WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Q: Either way the ghosts would be toast.
             
             A: Does that mean toast is dead?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    fried.
    
    
    Who lives in the moonlight?

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Zuule goes whereever he wants...regardless of crossing steams.
    
    why are weekends only two days?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Because Tuesday and that girl Friday don't mix.
    
    
    
    If my eyes are red what color are my toes?

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       A: White. You must be a vampire!
       
       Q: Why are men so strange?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Because summer doesn't last long enough.
    
    
    Who says you can't have dinner and cake at the same time?

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You can have dinner and cake at the same time, you just can't have your CAKE and EAT IT too!
       
       
       Where did all the yellow went?

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          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yellow didn't go anywhere, nor did it go out of fashion, its the NEW Yellow!
          
          A Predator, an Alien and A Colonial Marine walk into a bar, and the barman says......

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Are you guys together?
             
             
             When you just can't take it anymore, then do you give it?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    down the drain.
    
    
    What do smiles and elastic have in common?

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       Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       They bounce back.
       
       Why does winter last so long?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Try some soup.
    
    
    
    If green and blue make orange what makes 12?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    for a baker....13
    
    
    can you get fleas when it is raining cats and dogs?

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It all depends on the ratio of cats to dogs.
       
       If ice is so cold, why does it melt?

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    skyfireposted 13 years ago

    dehydration ya know...
    
    Q. if roses are red then why sky is blue ?

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    defenestratethisposted 13 years ago

    For the beautiful contrast, otherwise people would die from boredom.
    
    Which way is up on a ping-pong ball?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Look across the table.
    
    
    
    Who sees stars and stripes in the beginning of time?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    baseball players
    
    
    
    if you had the chance and didn't take it, am I to blame?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Only if there is one tree in the forest.
       
       Is the end of the world coming or just breathing hard?

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          the end of the world is afraid of us!
          
          If you were an oyster, how many pearls could you make?

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             logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             As many as that would fill a silk purse made from a sow's ear!
             
             Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Bowser Koopa
    
    
    
    
    Why don't apples and oranges come from animals?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Horses produce road apples and I believe orangatangs produce oranges.
       
       
       Was CooCoocachu a walrus?

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    nlowmanposted 13 years ago

    Because fruit is of the loom, not the womb.
    
    Why are dogs man's best friend?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Fleas flee before thee.
    
    
    
    When does the sun become the moon?

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       nlowmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       At the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
       
       Where does the sidewalk end?

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Somewhere, over the rainbow!
          
          
          
          Who wrote The Book of Love?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Dusk
    
    Are black holes truly black or some color we can't see?

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    pure wholeness.
    
    
    
    Where do you get marsupio from?

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       trilobs
       
       
       
       when making macarons, is it all right to leave them set uncovered before you bake, so they form that shell?

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          Dave Barnettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Why do men have nipples, Daddy?

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          Rafiniposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          fried taters.
          
          
          
          What's the purpose in looking for noodles in the sky at night?

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             Jayne Lancerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             So you have something to cook the next day.
             
             
             Why on earth is a zebra crossing called a zebra crossing?

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                that's easy!  so the lions will know where to find them!
                
                
                
                is it true there is a crack where the light gets in?

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                   lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Not true...there's a crack where the dark goes out.
                   
                   Why does my dog's drool have to be so looooooong?

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                      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      because it is not cherry flavored
                      
                      
                      When a cat has a short tail what does that mean?

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                         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         That's easy-because the cat didn't eat the proper mouse.
                         
                         When does the fence become a barrier?

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                            logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            When it has a sign that says, "anyone caught trespassin' will be shot on sight! So I jumped up on to the fence and said......"
                            
                            
                            If someone plays knick knack on your paddywack should you give the dog a bone?

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                               lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Well, only if the dog liked the knick knack.
                               
                               How often do you hog the trough?

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                                  UniqueBeautyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  only when your hungrier than the hogs!
                                  
                                  Are you vertically challenged or just plain short if you under five feet tall?

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                                     logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Regardless, you are still five feet tall!
                                     
                                     
                                     If there is a window to your soul, shouldn't there be a doorway?

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                                     earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     There are legal advantages to being under 5 ft tall. You can sue the city for building the sidewalk too close to your bum!

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Take the midnight train to Georgia
    
    
    
    
    For without the eve of time man will never dine?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Sugar in the evening, sugar in the morning, sugar at suppertime
    
    If your were sorry about that, would you let it all hang out?

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    I didnt do anything, its my ex's mistake really
    
    Who killed the beggar and why?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       The Englishman, because he thought he said bugger!
       
       If Mad Max was so mad, why did he go to the Thunderdome?

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Because he wouldn't stop begging.
       
       When is the last train to Georgia leaving?

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          logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          At midnite, just before the last one to Clarksville.
          
          If you had a ticket to ride would you care?

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             earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I've got a ticket to ride, and I don't give a rats!

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                logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Would you take some?

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                   earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Too right I would! Great with a nice shiraz.

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    The care taker was so hot that so I forgot everything
    
    
    
    Why is he dating this girl who eats caterpillars?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Because he wanted a Fuzzy Navel!
       
       
       If you had a platypus duck would it go running amuck?

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          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          They can't run, silly.
          
          How much tit do you have to give to get tat?

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             logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             As much as you can spare!
             
             Can you get by with a little help from your friends if you live in a yellow submarine?

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                lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                You can get by, but you need to surface once in a while.
                
                How many dogs sleep in tandem?

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                   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I never let them sleep in the tandem, is too crowded!
                   
                   Would you rollerskate in a buffalo herd if you had a mind too and have you rent a trailer for 50 cents?
                   
                   Since this is an essay question, I'll check back in the morrow.
                   Nite all!

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                      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      G'nite-I'll think on that!

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                         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Of course I would, but only if it was for sale.
                         
                         Does logic ever truly sleep?

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    bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

    Logic is narcoleptic.
    
    Why did two Arabs walk into a bar, AND BUY IT?

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