Barack Obama Jokes

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  1. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama invited trick-or-treaters to the White House Saturday night and they had a very scary party. They sat in a circle, turned off all the lights and the kids read the president his poll numbers." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama had dinner with a U.S. postal worker who won a contest to meet him. The mailman was like, 'Wow, someone who takes longer to deliver than I do!'" –Jimmy Fallon

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  3. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama just announced a new student loan plan that will forgive debt after 20 years. Yeah, Obama said that forgiving debt is the most honorable thing someone can do. And then he repeated that in Chinese." –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "A company in Illinois is selling a collectible baby doll of President Obama. It's really cute. The doll can even say a few words, as long as it has a teleprompter." –Jimmy Fallon

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  6. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama was back in Los Angeles today, where he will appear on the 'Tonight Show' with Jay Leno, to highlight the one job that was saved during his administration." –Conan O'Brien

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama joined other world leaders in trying to convince Greece to cut back in spending and reduce their debt. This is part of their 'do as we say not as we do' summit, apparently." –Jay Leno

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  9. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama just went to the G20 summit to give Europe advice on its debt crisis. Wait, Europe's getting economic advice from Obama? That's like J.Lo getting marriage advice from Kim Kardashian." –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama bumped Chinese President Hu Jintao from the #1 spot on Forbes' list of the world's most powerful people. It was awkward—Obama wanted to buy a copy of the magazine, but he had to borrow five bucks from Hu Jintao." –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama has completed his annual physical, and he is in tip top shape. but it doesn't look like his insurance company is going to pay for it." –Jay Leno

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  12. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama gave candy to trick-or-treaters at the White House. Obama wanted people to like his costume, so he went as himself from 2008." –Jimmy Fallon

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  13. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/L/4/An-Obama-Thanksgiving.jpg

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      Brenda Durhamposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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  14. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/H/4/Are-You-Better-Off.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/b/3/Obama-Distancing.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/K/3/Dr-Obama.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/J/3/HCR-Deficit-Reduct.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/C/3/Obama-Moon-Mission.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/1/3/Not-Getting-Worse.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/2/3/obama-bow.jpg

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  21. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "He [Rod Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois] was convicted of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant senate seat. If he had waited a few years, he could probably sell it back to Barack Obama." –Craig Ferguson

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama is getting some flak for his planned 17-day Christmas vacation. That's a long time, 17 days. I mean, even Mary and Joseph only took the day off for Christmas." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama met with leaders of all the American Indian tribes. He promised to help tackle the challenges facing the Native American communities — like card counting." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "It is the holiday season over at the White House. The theme for this year's Christmas is 'Shine, Give, Share.' While rumor is, the theme of next year's White House Christmas will be 'Clean, Pack, Move.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    Although O'Bama has many pressing issues to deal with like the economy, and the continuous decline of employment in America, but none those issues compare to O'Bama's biggest concern...picking his final four predictions for the NCAA tournament.  big_smile

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  26. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    Hi Stevennix! Obama's devoting all 17 days of his upcoming vacation just for that purpose wink

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama will attend three fundraisers in New York City tomorrow to raise money for his re-election campaign. Seriously? How about holding a fundraiser to raise money for the United States?" –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "Over the weekend, President Obama took his daughters to a bookstore. Barack bought Malia 'The Phantom Tollbooth,' while Malia bought Barack 'Economics for Dummies.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "It looks like the supercommittee chosen by President Obama to come up with a plan to solve the deficit has failed. The best idea they came up with? A bake sale." –Jay Leno

    "Don't worry, President Obama has announced a new plan. Next week, he's appointing a super duper committee." –Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    "President Obama came home after a 9-day trip to Asia. Well, he got to see some stuff he never sees at home, like jobs." –Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/a/3/obama-star-wars-book.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/d/2/obama-matrix-economy.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 12 years ago

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/v/2/obama-wanted-job.jpg

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    JoanieMRuppel54posted 4 years ago

    Worst "article" I've ever read on Hubpages

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