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How do I upload a midget from Amazon?

  1. darkside profile image96
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    They've got "midgets" now? big_smile

    But seriously, I haven't tried but it's likely to be HTML code. Maybe even javascript. So it can't be done.

    Posted 2 years ago
  2. darkside profile image96
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    For those that came in late... I was responding to someone elses post.

    It's gone now.

    Posted 2 years ago
  3. Mark Knowles profile image98
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    I hate it when people do that.... smile

    Posted 2 years ago
  4. spuds profile image86
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    I've heard off "Toss the Midget" but never "Uploading a midget" wink

    Posted 2 years ago
  5. darkside profile image96
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    Mark Knowles wrote:

    I hate it when people do that.... smile

    Yes, but "uploading midgets" leaves a lot to the imagination, so this thread might live on regardless.

    Posted 2 years ago
  6. Mark Knowles profile image98
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    I have a selection of midget jokes waiting in the wings big_smile

    Posted 2 years ago
  7. Stacie Naczelnik profile image95
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    I wanted to rent a midget once for a summer camp colorwar break...I wish I had known then that Amazon provided that service.

    Posted 2 years ago
  8. relache profile image99
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    What's really interesting to me is the typo that turned the word "widget" into "midget."  Not only are the W and M keys nowhere near each other, but they are typed with different hands.

    It's not a transposition that can be made easily.

    Posted 2 years ago
  9. Mark Knowles profile image98
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    Unless you have a non English keyboard smile

    Posted 2 years ago
  10. Kenny Wordsmith profile image94
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    When they start providing giants, I want a Hagrid! big_smile

    Posted 2 years ago
  11. jimmythejock profile image94
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    A midget, a midget, gotta get a midget.
    Where can I get me a midget,
    I could have bought one in a store,
    But they don’t sell them any more,
    Midgets are hard to get,
    But if you really do want one
    Click on to Amazon,
    And upload a midget today,

    jimmy

    Posted 2 years ago
  12. waynet profile image94
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    bwahahahaha! midgets at Amazon indeed!!!

    ...I've spilt my tea!!

    Posted 2 years ago
  13. darkside profile image96
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    Stacie Naczelnik wrote:

    I wanted to rent a midget once for a summer camp colorwar break...I wish I had known then that Amazon provided that service.

    You want the Midget Download Service.

    Midget uploads are for when you need to store your midget during the winter months.

    Posted 2 years ago
  14. darkside profile image96
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    relache wrote:

    What's really interesting to me is the typo that turned the word "widget" into "midget."  Not only are the W and M keys nowhere near each other, but they are typed with different hands.

    It's not a transposition that can be made easily.

    I was going to say they may be a one finger typist, but still, using one finger makes the letters seem even further away from each other.

    Or maybe they had the keyboard upside down.

    Posted 2 years ago
  15. jimmythejock profile image94
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    I Just had to write a hub on this.....jimmy
    http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Mysterious- … -Amazoncom

    Posted 2 years ago
  16. darkside profile image96
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    jimmythejock wrote:

    I Just had to write a hub on this.....jimmy
    http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Mysterious- … -Amazoncom

    I can't even remember the name of the person who started this thread.

    Which leads me to the conclusion that the Amazon Midget started the thread, and planned to delete it soon after, but I accidentally clicked on it at midnight, within seconds of him making it.

    Your hub could have been the basis of a Goodies episode had the internet been around 30 years ago.

    Posted 2 years ago
  17. darkside profile image96
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    darkside wrote:

    Your hub could have been the basis of a Goodies episode had the internet been around 30 years ago.

    Of course Bill Oddie would have been accused of being the midget several times during the course of the episode.

    Posted 2 years ago
  18. jimmythejock profile image94
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    LoL Darkside, I loved the Goodies, the giant cat show awas my fav.....jimmy

    Posted 2 years ago
  19. photoblogger
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    wow, interesting typo.

    lol

    Posted 2 years ago
  20. seamus profile image95
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    Maybe this thread was imagined, and it never existed. Boy, I can tell I'm getting punchy. Too late here! Time for bed.

    I had to come in here and find out what an "amazon midget" was before I went to sleep though.

    Posted 2 years ago
 
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