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Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years ago
i am here i was reborn here and it took me 27 years to realize who i am ....and because of my background nobody will ever believe who i know i am im not trying to get famous murdered i have some messages from god that will change your life and probably your religion after i post all my messages

ask me any question about life and god will answer you through me?
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my religion is called +Truth+ i know the truth that has been covered up by false religions and churches
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  aka-djposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  WOW god (actually) comes to us by way of hubpages. I never thought HP was that high on His list.
  I would like to second the above question. Why?
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  chukra Gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i believe in you, so explained to me about the message.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Share your knowledge in the forums, answer peoples questions, there have been many questions.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Some people will do anything for a tax break! Must be a democrat!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Give him a chance to prove his knowledge. God is within every man and he may have awakened to this truth.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  God has the ability to talk to all of us at the same time. He doesn't need a man or anything else to deliver His message!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  True but some communicate with god and share the message- the messengers
  Then you have enlightened ones or those seekers who have accumulated knowledge which everyone doesn't have.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why? God doesn't need them to.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He does otherwise they wouldn't exist.Their job is to spread knowledge of the Light which everyone has not acquired.
  
  He sends the messenger to guide and correct man when he is going wrong.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'd rather they don't exist. Their messages are so confusing, that more than lightness, they bring darkness. Anyway, as I have to cope with them, I find them very entertaining indeed, to say the least !
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well I guess I'm just lucky cause He speakes to me directly!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes you are as you are able to comprehend this communication which many are unable to.
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  ElElyoneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I never sent you.
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  qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm rotflmfao!!!!!!!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm secondingthat!
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  Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Arrggh
  
  Who the heck bumped this thread up after ...it looks like....6 weeks ago??!! LOL
  
  Many people never believe me, especially why I believe in God....
  But oh man oh man-----even I don't believe the hogwash in this thread!! It really takes the cake! ::
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  AWesome!!! Crazy huh?
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Jackson Riddleposted 14 years ago
Why did you come to Hub Pages?
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Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years ago
to be honest with you i googled messenger of god and it sent me here and it looked like a good place to get some messages out
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  sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I googled it because it made me laugh a bit when I read this but non of the results turned up hubpages. hmmm?
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Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years ago
God randomly made me do it.i dont here voices! just to clear it up a bit..i have so many pages of notes,symbols,messages and answers that i have written spontaniously over the past years.. my mind and body seem to go on auto pilot...i dont think about what i write down..i just let my hands move.. its unreal how much these messages link together from how the universe was made to the power of truth.i promise to post my notes up as soon as i figure out where to start. i am just curious on your point of view/responses to the messages that are sent through me.i have experienced many incidents and dreams that have really made me believe that what was and is happening to me isnt just something i can forget and ingnore. i am not sure what to call my ' auto pilot moments' but i know what i want to share .my belief of truth needs to be obtained by a open mind.i am not here to debate but to offer the 'truth'.
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  aka-djposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hope you won't mind if I "randomly" doubt you?
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  blue dogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  rumor has it that hp will soon be starting an absurdity forum. before you let your hands move too fast and decide to post your notes, symbols,messages and answers here, you might want to wait for that forum to become active. it's sound advice. you shouldn't "ingnore" it.
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Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years ago
not at all..just give me a chance to share before you doubt what i have to offer.
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Dgerrimeaposted 14 years ago
Okay here's your chance; what do you believe and why? Prove that you're not just some lunatic.
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Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago
Where is Mark...this is right up his alley
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Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago
Why don't you write a hub about your visions. I'm sure people would like to read and see it. You can even put Adsense and Amazon ads on it.
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gary777gposted 14 years ago
You were sent here by God not to disseminate YOUR "truth" but to find REAL truth. (but first I must address a greater issue: Use a capital letter at the beginning of each sentence please. It just makes it a little easier to read, thank you!)
Now back to your problem - er 'gift'. You are being attacked and receiving messages by way of demons. Yes, it is true. You have allowed them to come into your life some way somehow and they are the ones using you as a tool. You are easily deceived and easily used and they will make full use of you as long as you allow it. If you want to be free and able to think for yourself you must renounce this captivity you are under and cancel all ground and consent you have given to the enemy (though in your case, the enemy is your friend, unfortunately. You must first become the true 'friend' and child of the one true God before He can release you from your bondage..). Until and unless you become a christian, you will forever be plagued by these influences. They may seem beneveloent/benign but make no mistake: they are anything but that. You will encounter many strange and scary experiences because you are totally in their power. While it is their wim to make you think you are some oracle of god it may go well for you. But there is no good in them, only evil. Escape while you still may, for there only prize is your soul and they only hope to lead others astray through you.
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  gary777gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sorry - benevolent! spelled wrong... must have been typing on autopilot lol... the TRUTH will set you free
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now there is a good idea! Get your messages from another invisible non existent entity!
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I agree. And both are equally delusional!
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  Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  You think you may know the truth because you have been brain washed since you where a child ..... you are - negative you all have been fooled by churches that take your money priests that rape your kids and hurt your familys. im not religous but god has showed me the way to eternal life im not here to proove anything or argue. Just give me time to gather all my notes and try to recover lots of notes that i believe where deleted on purpose by some hackers. The black pope has you all blind. I dont like to watch tv and i dont like most sports. i didnt copy any of my notes from any man
  
  good=god+ dog/do good evil=devil devil=lived lived=Did everyone needs to reverse that - negative evil and turn it into live++ forever. prevent atoms and evil= "the end"
  
  nuclear power in the wrong hands
  
  you dont want to be the one who once lived.
  
  Idont why i just wrote this but i saw the word good and evil
  
  see i have scientific proof about what i know
  you dont have to have faith in what i say because my messages prooves it all because it is truth. Once you read them i know for a fact you you will know its true
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  gary777gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Messenger! He speaks! How nice of you to join us.
  
  Though I'm not sure what to make of your reply.
  
  In fact I am sorry I said anything to you after reading CVR's comment/question to you, it was so perfect and concise. Forget everything I have said, forget everything everyone else has said.
  
  Consentrate. Get in touch with your spirit guides or whatever and give the answer to this:
  
  Please define God's relationship with Satan
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Evolution Guyposted 14 years ago
Great - yet another one with the truth.

Love the religionists responses though. Before he has even had a chance to share his truth, religionist No1 who has a "personal relationship with god," doubts him:

Which is funny seeing as how often he shares his judgement that god gave him. and religionist No2 tells him he need to become a christian:

Neither of these have heard a word - but they already know it is wrong. And their version is the TRUTH.

Proof positive that believing in an invisible super being that speaks into your head is destined to end in conflict.

Why can these geniuses not see that?

Makes whatever they have to say completely worthless though.

And religionist No2 - It would make it a lot easier for other people to read if you formatted your irrational rantings into paragraphs.
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  gary777gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Please pardon my lack of paragraphs, sorry to inconvenience you, but thanks for wading through it anyway.
  
  As to the "irrational rantings" comment: I believe my comments will make much more sense to the one they were written to. I was not speaking directly to you, Evolution Guy.
  
  Evolution Guy: I find your disdain and mocking of any one with a faith other than your own (and yes, dear EG, you have faith) rather tiring. You haunt these forums with no other purpose but to pounce upon and denounce any person with views other than your own. I wish YOU would evolve a bit, but that would be asking alot. By the way, dear EG, I noticed you have not written any Hubs. Why are you here? Do you like to read Hubs? I found a couple Hubs that you might find very interesting:
  
  http://hubpages.com/hub/DarwinFather-of … ory-PART-I
  
  http://hubpages.com/hub/DarwinFather-of … ry-Part-II
  
  If you read them (which I doubt you will, I would be interested to hear your comments.
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  Evolution Guyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh dear,
  
  Too bad you are so ignorant you are unable to understand the difference between blind religionist faith - you; and proven scientific facts - me.
  
  As for the hubs - I have read them and can make no comment other than to say that this person is a child abuser and I can smell the fear from 200 miles away.. What can you do?
  
  Not really bothered if it upsets you that I find your beliefs funny.
  
  As I always say - if you don't want people to laugh at your beliefs - you shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
  
  Thanks for cleaning your paragraphs up. Much easier to read now.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Those hubs are so LOW !
  Oh well !
  And here we go again !
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  gary777gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are most welcome (for the paragraphs).
  
  And I do enjoy your humor.
  
  Though still troubled that your beliefs are fact and mine are not. Your evolutionary beliefs have not been proven any more than I can prove the existence of heaven, hell, or any number of other things. What you have is what you DECIDE to trust in. You look at the evidence and decide. You chose your way. I chose mine. That does not make you smarter, as you suppose.
  
  The conflict you refer to from differing beliefs only arises when one side ridicules the other and puts no value or validity in their opinion. You do not respect any one's opinion but your own; and that is your right. But do not expect everyone to bow to you and say how wise you are by just saying others are stupid.
  
  Hundreds of scientists on BOTH sides of the issue have written volumes. I do not wish to thrash about, pitting my beliefs against yours - not because I do not have ample evidence (scientific), but because it is useless to tell you what you don't want to hear. You have the means to get the information if you want it. It is out there. When you doubt, you can look for it. I have provided links for you in the past, and I do so now only for others who might be reading this.
  
  http://www.newgeology.us/presentation32.html
  
  http://www.gosai.com/science/darwin-debunked.html
  
  http://www.chick.com/bc/2006/debunk.asp
  
  http://www.fireandknowledge.org/archive … n-shermer/
  
  http://www.everystudent.com/features/is … 5QodgFf6Mw
  
  http://www.existence-of-god.com/
  
  There is much more. Please do not ascribe my lack of further replies as a lack of interest in this subject or in you EG, I have to go for now. I'll check in later.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe there is no evolution, so what does that mean for the Holy Bible? Nothing! God has to stand on his own, Not by refuting opponents.
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  Evolution Guyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  All I can say is - Sorry your beliefs have been proven to be garbage, but attacking genuine facts and knowledge is not really helping me to start believing in you magical invisible friend. Nor do I see the correlation. Even of evolution WAS a lie - how does this prove your invisible psychopathic friend is anything other than a figment of your imagination?
  
  Some one did suggest to me this should be an all or nothing package for ignorant uneducated people such as yourself who think evolution is a lie.
  
  Think evolution did not happen? - OK No cell phone, electricity or computers for you.
  
  No reputable scientists are questioning evolution. Sorry - I know that lying and semantics are a big part of your moral code but.........
  
  Bye now.
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CrystalStarWomanposted 14 years ago
I am God! You are God! We be God!

I have written a Hub about it
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  chukra Gposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you are GOD
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Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago
Hello, Mr. Messenger of God, can you do something about my traffic so that I can reach payout every month? And I'd also like that traffic to buy from my Amazon ads so that I can get a payout there.

I'd appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
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  kirstenblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I would appreciate that too!
  
  May this messenger of god bring us the freedom that increased traffic to our hubs would create!
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C.V.Rajanposted 14 years ago
Hi messenger,

Welcome.

I want the following from you:

Please define God's relationship with Satan.

CVR
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And that will prove what?
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  Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  EVERYTHING HAS A OPPOSITE GOOD/GOD EVIL/DEVIL GOD USES THE DEVIL TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS WORTHY OF ETERNAL LIFE NOT ALL OF GODS CREATIONS ARE PERFECT THE DEVIL IS JUST A RECYCLER OF -NEGATIVE SOULS
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  All is god.
  This question doesn't prove or disprove your knowledge.It would be better if someone asked you what is god in the first place
  
  I would say its not some devil but each individual soul which decides whether to come back or not.
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Jo Woodwardposted 14 years ago
L. Ron Hubbard is credited as saying 'If you want to get rich create a new religion' I guess he came up with that after he realised how bad a science fiction writer he was so he created Scientology instead.
I suggest you have a look in the Christian Chat rooms on Yahoo messenger, you will find many like minded people all claiming to be God's messenger, posessing the 'truth'.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  As the Bible says,it seems that God has many ways... and many faces as well !
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
@getitrite

Because you're not ??
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What?!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aren't you delusional ?
  My bad !
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why? Because I'm a nonbeliever?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm a non believer as well.
  And we all have delusions. Don't you ?
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, I do agree. We all have delusions.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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Katelyn Weelposted 14 years ago
Why does this God stuff create such a reaction with people? I mean look at the hostility, people.. why?

Somebody is just looking for a little attention.. to be honest I'm a bit curious to hear what he's got to say.. If this guy really has the answers to life, the universe, and everything I would sure like to hear about it!

but wait.. chukra G asked to hear more about the message and "God" vanished. Hmm..
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  When I joined this forum I was also given a lot of attitude and felt like leaving but then I didn't, used to this by now.
  
  Dont blame someone for leaving when they speak about god as there is a limit of abuse one can take.
  
  There are a few jerks who ruin this forum.Its not possible to have an intelligent debate with some of them.All one gets is insult and attitude
  I am talking of both believers and atheists.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm glad he left before he made us drink the kool-aid!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You haven't asked him a single question. How do you know that he doesn't posses god knowledge?
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  Katelyn Weelposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  See what I mean about hostility? RELAX, man! All I'm saying is he had a message, someone asked to hear more about it and we didn't get to hear it.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He said ask me questions, I am relaxed just like defending the weak.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Because nobody possesses god knowledge. That's why!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're completely right !
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I do and there are others on this forum as well forget the entire planet.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hear you, but I just don't believe that's possible.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thats fine it is your choice. I have no need to lie to you or anyone, you can make contact with god and communicate with him, he is actually your deepest essence or fabric you are made out of.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Which god should I choose?
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There is only one god called by different names .
  
  Meditate or practice one pointed concentration, focus on a point of light between your eyebrows with your eyes closed.You will find god like I did.
  
  "when they eye be single" Jesus
  
  "seven breaths of one pointed concentration will get you enlightened " Patanjali
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  See, this is where it gets confusing!!! One god, called by different names, with different DOGMAS, that causes people to disagree and even kill each other! I need something better!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You don't have to fight over the name.
  Those who fight over the name do not know god. "
  
  We have different names for mother or father but people don't fight over it.You don't have to become a fanatic.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are turning me into a strawman! I'm not talking about names, I am talking about dogmas!!!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ask and I will try and answer your questions
  All I ask is be nice otherwise it all gets ugly.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, you must understand that, in my opinion, the belief in a god is illogical, so whatever you have to say in support of it will be met with skepticism not acceptance. I will only show acceptance when you start to be logical.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think Logic is the only Truth.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No problem I was an atheist before gaining enlightenment so i understand you.Have a look at my profile, read some of my hubs and you will understand me a lot better.
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  getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ENLIGHTENMENT???!!!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Going back to the source, becoming the Light or god and coming back is enlightenment.
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  <no links please>
  
  Do read to understand the essence of religions, took me years to put this poem together, was very difficult.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No. No you don't! You possess knowledge ABOUT God, perhaps, but you DO NOT possess God's knowledge! To make such a claim destroys whatever credibility you may have possessed!
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am enlightened and know god.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's VERY different then claiming you have all the knowledge that God has! That claim pretty much convinced me that you are NO Messenger!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Agree !
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  mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Why have you forsaken me" Jesus
  I have always said the prophets and messenger do not posses all knowledge and neither do I. According to you even Jesus could not have been a messenger as he didn't have all knowledge.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago
if he comes back, i wish he could read this one.......stop being delusional, stop deluding us, why are you deluding us, it is a sin to delude us, you are a sinner too lol, you keep on deluding......I just wish that people will stop posting things about the existence of a GOD....I am dreaming about it already because am addicted to HP and then forums get unfriendlier because of these topics....lolol

good day everyone
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archdawposted 14 years ago
I think that he just needs traffic for his 1 Hub that he published. He has only been a member of Hub Pages for Five hours. I think that he got his job done. I wish I would of thought of that!! Any way welcome to Hub Pages it takes all kinds!!!
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
SO DELUSIONAL !
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
Nobody is a messenger!
That's a very arrogant thing to say.
For Christ sake !!
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  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Go Tantrum GO!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi pretty !
  
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  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  good day Tantrum,
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Rick Marlowposted 14 years ago
You guys slammed the door in his face before he ever got his foot in.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm only slamming the door at Mohit's face.
  I'm really interested in what this guy has to say
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  Rick Marlowposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Me too Tantrum.
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Rick Marlowposted 14 years ago
I`m laughing my head off. The guy got ran off before we heard any statement of his beliefs and now all you guys are bickering back and forth. It`s hilarious.
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  Evolution Guyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL
  
  Pretty typical of religion don't you think? I did not even get a chance to make fun of whatever his truth was before he was attacked by two other religionists.
  
  Both of who claim to have the truth,
  
  Kinda makes you think no one has the truth really....................
  
  Hmmmm. Atheism sounds good about now.
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  Rick Marlowposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You Know Evo,I`m a believer, but for once I`m inclined to agree with you.
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
@messenger

Begin !
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speaseposted 14 years ago
If you have all the answers, why don't you say something?
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Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago
All I have to say is Oi ve! and RUN! hahaha....yea no sorry you are not nice try please go back to your padded room. thank you
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Pr0metheusposted 14 years ago
What are angels?
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shanekrugerposted 14 years ago
Thanks for Sharing Nice Topic
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
this post is worrying. Someone needs a doctor here!
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thesecondadventposted 14 years ago
My Dear Sweet Friends,

For one, we believest whom and what ye sayest thou art. For as a man thinkest, so is he, so shall he make himself to be. Even so, ye must be patient, for because of thy existence as one sent of God, thou art open unto both positive and negative influences.

Please take a look at our hub,"Satan, Son of God...". This might provide some clarification for that which is but a seed of understanding concerning Satan's godly service. Also, on Good and Evil, humans art quite apt to eat of the "Tree of Good and Evil" because of our natural tendency to think in duality.

Even more, because man enjoy worshipping the things he hast invented from the Earth (money and mediums of exchange), he continually eat of the wrong(consciousness)"tree". Yet, the Christ call for us to eat of the "Tree of Life", that we mayest have Life and that more abundantly. As long as we worship the things made of our hands, we shall ever see good or evil in others depending upon their acts either in our favor or against us as we see it.

When God completed creation He declared, "It is very Good". Not very good and evil, duality,or two, but One, even Good. Therefore, all art truly good, for God within us is ever Good. Thus, none mightest doth any neither good nor evil, but all acts to-ward us is good, and according unto the will of God. With God within each and every one of us, God never doth God evil, but ever good. That takest some understanding, but that understanding is within the grasp of all.
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
It is not understanding that is requires, it is indoctrination and gullibility!
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Chief Apatheticposted 14 years ago
Then for my amusement reduce all of human knowledge to basically one sentence or two. The explain Complete Zero in mathematics & how that would apply to human beings living upon the earth.
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Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago
I thought the original post was like guess Michael Jacksons song titles.....ya know name that tune

...or is that God singing the boy is not my son ..lol
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errum fattahposted 14 years ago
U R SO FUNNY MESSTHING_OF_GOD; i love u
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logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago
That's what they all say just to get the chicks!
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Another lunatic.........................
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Ok. I have a serious question. Mind blowing. Earth changing.....

OK!!!
Chicken or egg. Huh?

Which one first!!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have another serious religious question.
  
  What's the difference between a duck?
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  Disappearingheadposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  One of its legs is both the same.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Very good! I am surprised you knew that!
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  Disappearingheadposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I honestly can't remember who said it, but I remember some stand up comic came out with it when I was a kid. He must have been on Aussie telly too then.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I heard it from my dad in the 60s.
  His answer was a little different. He said "One leg is the same short as the other."
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
I have a question. Do you think I would have a better career in nursing or becoming a super hero?
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Any way you like it BP, I reckon you would look good in any guise!
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
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Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago
Crazy or wickedly boastful, I dunno which......
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