Ladies, what do you do when a guy can't sexually satisfy you?

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   Lol.  NO, this forum has nothing to do with me, nor anyone i know in particular.  lol.  I just felt like opening up another fun sex related forum as i do get a kick out of your reactions.  lol. 
   
   Anyway, I saw this happen in a movie once where a guy has sex with a girl, but she falls asleep while they're having sex.  lol.  anyway, i just wanted to ask you ladies out there what would you do if your man couldn't satisfy your urges?
   
   Men, has that ever happened to you?

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      Ghost32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Whew!  Glad you clarified that up front--after the Premature E thread, and then this one, I was just sure as could be that you had a new gal putting you through your paces! 
      
      My wife has told me that a few of my quirks tended to put a cramp in her style in the beginning.  So what she did was, she got revenge by marrying me and then getting too ill to---
      
      Oops.  She caught me writing this!  BIG trouble from Little Red NOW...!!!

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         Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         lol. sorry to get you in trouble with your lady ghost.  however,  thanks for putting in your opinion on the matter.  lol.

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      Rainbow Prideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wouldn't know, my lady takes care of me very nicely

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      leatherjackets99sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It is wrong. If you love this Guy & the only problem is the sex. Teach him show him what you like and what to do.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      move on really quickly 

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   figmentposted 14 years ago

   lose interest in the relationship and find one who can

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   Take matters in my own hands

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      Fluffymetalposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      literally lol

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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   StormRyderposted 14 years ago

   Like I said in your other forum..I have an amazing arsenal of sex toys and I know how to use them!!

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   StormRyderposted 14 years ago

   But like figment said...if this is in a relationship and there is no improvement in the sex department...time to move on!!
   That being said it does seem a lot of men need some training and direction to become good lovers...but sometimes I'm just not in the teaching mood and I just want to be fu*ked...and fu*ked good dammit!!

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      figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      tell it like it is Storm.  Know what you mean! 

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Looking for volunteers?

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO Storm, now ladies and gentlemen how more downright forward could the reply be haha.

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         qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hahaha...Storm you are fantastic!
         My g/f whispers that in my ear quite often!   lolol
         You don't mince words and I love it!...:-)
         
         oooopppss Blonde...lolol... I posted this in the wrong place....anyway, it stands.  :-)

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh I don't mind. I am a girl who agrees with you there. Call black black and a parrot a parrot. I often get in trouble for my usage of words, apart from where it counts LMAO.
            I guess it is just the good ole Aussie spirit and open-ness

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               qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               ...gotta love ya girl!...:-)

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   I cut him off.

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Cut him off or cut IT off?

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   Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

   I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself

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   myownworldposted 14 years ago

   turn the other cheek....!
   
   (wait...that doesn't apply here.... oh those religious forums....! )

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We turn the other cheek to see if this time they kiss better !
      Hi MOW !

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         myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         hehe...I knew it meant something.....!

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            tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Religiously appropriate !

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               myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               yeah, should satisfy the 'ladies'...!

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      shai77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good one :-)

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   Ladies, what do you do when a guy can't sexually satisfy you?
   
   I put him back under the same rock where I found him.

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm with mega1.  There are way too many good lovers, to have to suffer with a bad one.  Either lose him, or tell him the truth, and prepare yourself for ridicule.  Because I'm sure he has a lot to say about you too.  It just works that way.

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    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    Well, let's see.  Since I'm not cruel enough to call him a wet noodle....I find someone else! 

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       IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Rafini...!, no noodles today?  What gives?
       
       Don't ya just hate a shitty lover?
       
       Its awful.

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    this whole "women need to be satisfied too" is just Cosmo marketing garbage!
    
    I've never seen a female clitoris (never looked), and I have never been present during a mythological female 'orgasm'...
    
    (or if I was, I was fast asleep)
    
    
    

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       A torch and magnifying glass helps.
       Here I will lend you some tools out my medical bag.

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          Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Nah... not worth the energy

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          plus a couple of drinks of course!

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             blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Yes a good 'ole stiff one comes in handy

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                cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                haha!
                
                (hey, Adsense is back.....

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                   AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Don't ask me why. This is the face of procrastination...

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                      AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Procrastination has spikes coming out of its head, apparently

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                      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      
                      
                      
                      you wear it well, i have to say

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                         AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         I'm sure there's some way of combining this with the stiff thing, but damned if I can think of it

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                            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              ahem...too much abstinence perhaps?
                            
                            *cough cough

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                               AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               You need a Hall's

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                                  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  
                                  
                                  * almost choked!

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                                     AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     Did you ever see that TV ad with Darth Vader where one of his underling officers offers him a throat lozenge. Ah British humour...

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                AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                A hard man is good to find, they say

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                   AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Then again, you're only as old as the woman you feel

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                      AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Just trying to get banned again, y'know (speaking of control over the Internet )

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                   blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Show me the way Adsy and I will be there

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          AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Feel free to ignore this, but I have a feeling our North American listeners are going to get a totally different image from this comment than you intend...

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       er we begin to see why Greek One has trouble getting any!

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          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Exactly I am sending him a diagram of the female anatomy as we speak.
          With a good compass system attached, North, South, East, West.

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             Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             don't forget the GPS!!!   

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                blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                You mean the GPS or the GP Beth???

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                logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Is that short for Giant Penis Suspenders?

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                   blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Coming from Beth it sure is possible LMAO !!!

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                      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      You have to be careful with those, when youre clamping them on, they can really pinch! LRHOL!

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    IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years ago

    This should be the weekly hubnugget.  Hell with Scottland, we've got wet noodles and nurses here.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh I love noodles almost as much as my nursing career

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    Lecieposted 14 years ago

    i would find a way to get his fire really going so that we would both get some great lovin.
    maybe dress up for each other, what would really satisfy me is to use my fuzzy handcuffs. but as i said in a previous thread, i haven't been able to find a man brave enough.lmao

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    I get no complaints so far....
    
    Well anyway my inflatable Mavis don't talk much!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       But I'll spill the beans if you keep teasing me.
       
       *sigh* I mean *high*  WHAT?

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    Lecieposted 14 years ago

    maybe i should try my fuzzy cuffs on an inflatable cowboy. then i also get the dress up part as well.

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    Supatrupaposted 14 years ago

    ask the girl next door to help

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       PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good answer!  lol
       
       I don't think there are many guys who can't sexually satisfy me, but there are plenty who don't know how to begin with.  If they're not willing to learn, then they're not for me.

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    ceciliabeltranposted 14 years ago

    I wonder why

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    ceciliabeltranposted 14 years ago

    if he can't satisfy you, that means you're not satisfied with him or yourself.
    
    move on...

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       Mommy_Blueposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       there is pretending for a while hoping to the creator he lets ya on top so you can work it yourself..... that's what i did with a new boy toy in the past.... pretend to really enjoy it then roll around and it's MY turn in the drivers seat.... it's easier to REALLY enjoy yourself (if the other can't work it) to just take control and help him (or her) help you....

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Welcome my friend, good to see you!!!!
          
          

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