Three hotels at Universal's Orlando resort offer club rooms: Royal Pacific, Portofino Bay, and Hard Rock. Which hotel offers guests the biggest bang for their buck? Know where to stay for your best vacation experience.
Is your marriage in trouble? Are you committed to working on saving your marriage? If so, these handy tips will guide you on how to keep your marriage growing and keep you from divorce.
Are you having trouble understanding the definition of sexual harassment in these increasingly difficult times? If so, this article is here to help you.
Always wonder why people spend so much on headphones whenever a person wearing Beats walks by? No doubt, they're probably good headphones, but there are alternatives out there to save you money.
Whether you spell it hemeroids, hemoroids, hemmeroids, or whatever, this article will help you get rid of them forever. If your hemorrhoids are really bad, this article is for you.
This article is meant to warn users about a flaw in Ebay and Paypal's business relationship that can potentially leave a seller without reimbursement for their sale and without any recourse.
Hillary Clinton is the most vile Presidential candidate in the history of United States politics. She is guilty of a plethora of crimes and no rational person should support her much less vote for her
Any news channel that establishes a framework for belief by regularly using non-experts is a channel that is trying to appeal to morons - people who cannot discern expertise from mere casual opinion.
Is the nomination of Donald Trump as the Republican presidential candidate a fluke or the result of long, simmering American electoral frustration? Or is it neither?
If you want to be nostalgic about parenting, go right ahead. That doesn't change the fact that much of parenting sucks. It sucks now. It will suck fifty years from now.
Parents who don't vaccinate their children endanger the lives of those children and should have them taken away. Vaccinations work. Parents who don't vaccinate are terrorists.
It's one of the hardest leagues to develop a good draft strategy - the 16-player league. Here are some ideas for putting together a winning fantasy football team with the best drafting strategy.
The Universal theme park in Orlando, Florida has supplanted Disney World as the premier destination for many theme park enthusiasts. Here's a review of my experiences there with young children.
Immigrants are invading our borders! They're coming from everywhere. What can we do to stop these hordes? Well, shoot them, of course.
Did you lose your keys again? Thankfully, the internet is good for anything, including finding your keys. We will have your keys located shortly. Stand by.
Waterworld is the largest water park in the United States, located in a northern suburb of Denver. But is it right for young children? Learn where to take them and what to do.
Our family planned our first vacation to Orlando and we visited LEGOLAND. Here are some of our experiences and the best ways to spend time with your young children. A review.
My wife and I planned a vacation to Orlando with our 3-year-old and 5-year-old. We went to Disney World, Universal, and Legoland. Along with tips on how to make the most of a visit to any of these parks, read on to discover the winner of our first family trip.
These questions are written to make people laugh. There are toss-up questions and Who Am I? celebrity questions, all designed to make you and your friends laugh.
For years, scientists have been telling us the Earth revolves around the Sun, but is it really true? Or is it just some vast scientific conspiracy to convince us we aren't the center of the galaxy?
Ever wanted to be a buyer for a retailer as a career? Learn some of the biggest mistakes retail buyers make from an industry veteran. The errors are sometimes quite astounding.
Vaccinations do not cause autism. Should people who are stupid enough that they decide to refuse vaccinations for their children go to jail?
Not sure I know the meaning of life, but giving advice to those who've just graduated college based on my experiences isn't so hard. Here's what I've learned about making things turn out well.
The last twenty or so years has seen a renaissance in television. In many ways, tv has surpassed film in its ability to move us. Here's a list of the greatest television series ever made.
Are you about to be bankrupted by your child's obsession with Lego sets? Ever wonder if there was a place to go to save money and buy LEGOs cheaply? Here's your answer.
I love my Neato robotic vacuum! It's one of the best purchases I've ever made. This product review will cover everything I think is great about owning a robotic vacuum and why you should buy one.
Who are the 5 most beautiful women in the history of tv? It's a debate unlike to be solved by any one article, but here is one man's opinion of the five hottest looking television babes of all-time.
Who are the sexiest movie stars of all-time? The most beautiful? I think these five women should be at the top of anyone's list. They are jaw-droppingly sexy.
Amazon, through third-party provider Apex Media, has some of the lowest rental prices on textbooks for college. How do they offer them and should you be renting from them?
Many people find driving in snowy, icy conditions to be a frightening experience. That's usually because they suck at it. Understand what to do and not to do driving in wintery conditions.
Here's proof that there are a tremendous number of people in marketing who are really stupid. These are some terrible names for automobiles, like really bad.
The art of journalism is dying and one of the main culprits is the use of quotes as facts. The practice is uses over and over again, and it's a prime source of misinformation.
Jumped the Shark. Bit the Poodle. Call it what you want, but Homeland, the show about the CIA starring Claire Danes and Damian Lewis, has gone downhill in a big way. Here's why.
My five-year-old claims he wants to watch a horror film. He asked what they were about and for me to basically list every horror film I'd ever seen. Here's how I explained those plots.
The best pickles are gourmet pickles and the best gourmet pickles are spicy gourmet pickles. If you haven't tried spicy gourmet pickles then you haven't fully lived. These are great pickles.
Really fun movie trivia games can be hard to find or cost money. Hopefully, this full trivia bar quiz about movies will satisfy that need for free. Geeks who Drink would be envious.
M Modal is a company that does medical transcription. M Modal treats its employees like slaves and creates a culture of mistrust and resentment.
Quarters is boring! Learn some of the craziest college drinking games and practice them at your next party (responsibly, of course).
Bar and pub trivia games are on the rise throughout the U.S. As such, the need for good trivia questions has become a national emergency. Learn how to write exciting, fun, and great trivia questions.
One of the most stressful parts of being a new parent is getting your baby to sleep and to develop good sleep habits. Here are some reflections from a dad on developing great sleeping habits.
Are you a new freshman college attendee interested in finding out how to get the most out of your college or university experience? Learn what will make your college years pay off.
Buying and selling your house may be the most important thing you ever do. Make sure the transaction is a profitable one with these tips and tricks in real estate.
Never has a case been made for teaching Change Management better than Marissa Mayer's decision to end telecommuting at Yahoo.
Learn how to manage change in a world where technology is creating new challenges for businesses every day.
If you want to find love, whether you're looking to meet men or women, it's imperative you look in the right places. These are a few of the wrong places.
Fantasy football addiction can be a serious problem. If you're addicted, then you've probably engaged in some of these behaviors. Seek counseling immediately.
Cover letters can be critical components of getting hired. If you want to find a job, writing a great cover letter is key. Learn the mistakes not to make when putting together a cover letter.
Learn the ways you can improve the gas mileage of your car and save money by using less gasoline. Saving money on gas makes everyone happy: you, the environment, everybody.
Improving one's driving doesn't need to be hard. With these simple tips, your confidence will rise, your driving habits will improve, and you'll better avoid accidents.
What does it mean to buy a refurbished or recertified product? Are they as good as new? Should it be something you stay away from or gravitate toward? Is there something wrong with them? Find out!
If you're employed in one of these fields, then it's probably time to take a close, hard look at your life and look for other employment.
An essay on the meaning of life, dying, and other depressing topics.
This isn't your average "do this before you die" column. No, these are some of the things that nobody talks about, but you need to do them anyway.
This article explains the best strategies and approaches to win the television show Survivor and why some people win and some people lose.
What does stby mean? This is a funny explanation of what this internet abbreviation means.
How do we know the world will end? When everybody starts using I instead of me in every sentence. You can stop the end of the world! Learn how to use I and me correctly.
A look at film posters - some that were controversial, some that were banned, and some that were notorious in their audacity and censored. These are some of the most controversial movie posters ever.
An essay on why left-handed people do not deserve the same rights as right-handed people and should be discriminated against whenever possible.
There have been many films about Vietnam and the war, but only a few are truly great films. Here's a list of the absolute best.
What in the world do you do when the online dating woman of your dreams turns out to be lame as can be? Here are some really mean ideas.
Understand what to expect when you get a vasectomy. One man's experience with the operation, which was generally painless and easy.
Whether it's online dating or regular dating, ending a bad date can be torture. Whether you're a girl or a guy, getting out of something that obviously isn't working takes skill.
Understanding what kills romance while dating, be it offline or online, is essential for dating success. Learn the keys here.
This article will give you the upper-hand when making your next trade in fantasy football. Trading in fantasy football is about making your overall team better and increasing the odds you will score more points. It's also about hurting your opponents and preparing for the playoffs. Why more players...
Who was the greatest president in United States history? Was it George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, FDR? The legacy of U.S. presidents is a great one. Who was the best?
There are lost of ways to lose your job: physical altercations with customers, urinating on things, telling your boss he or she is an idiot. This is a list of some of those things.
What women don't know about what goes on in men's bathrooms across the world might shock them to their very core. Finally, the secret is revealed.
Whether you are unemployed or employed, understanding how to get a job by asking the right questions can be invaluable. Sometimes, all it takes is being direct. Get hired now.
If you've ever defecated during a job interview or peed your pants, you're probably all too familiar with how to truly blow a job interview. Here are a few other ways.
The top ten scary moments of all-time in film as picked by a former film critic and co-creator of Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies.
Ever had a guy cross that line between liking you and licking you? Gross, right? Well, learn all the signs that indicate if a guy might like you too much and is as desperate as a squirrel in the middle of a ten-lane highway.
Understand the secret keys that indicate whether a guy likes you or not. This article will provide a short guide to understanding men and their ways.
Remember when Phoebe Cates got out of that pool in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High?" Here are nine other scenes that'll tighten those blue jeans.
The co-creator of Mr. Cranky picks the best 10 romantic comedies of all-time and dares you to disagree.
A concise article on the basic beliefs held by most Democrats and the ideas they support.
Looking for the greatest mafia films ever made? These ten movies are great examples of the genre and will make you want to join the mob.
A former film critic and co-creator of Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies picks his top ten science fiction films, selecting "The Empire Strikes Back" as the best ever.
If you took 1,000 Republicans and generalized about what all of them believe as a group, this is that list of beliefs. In other words, the quintessential Republican believes these things.
The history of the Vietnam War often gets boiled down to who won and who lost. Although it's a very complex subject, this article tries to answer a basic question from the U.S. point of view.
What are the funniest movies ever made? Here's a short list with descriptions of movies that will make you laugh until it hurts - the best comedies of all-time.
Winning at home poker requires avoiding the mistakes that most players make. These tips and tricks will give you the edge you need to win your home game consistently.
How do you make great chocolate chip cookies? If you want to bake chocolate chip cookies that will make your mouth water, try these. Guaranteed to disappear quickly.
Golfers everywhere are looking for the right, correct swing that will lower their scores, improve distance and accuracy, and make them happier on the golf course.
Quick, name the best movie ever made. This article, by former film critic Mr. Cranky, argues that Jaws, directed by Steven Spielberg, is the best movie ever, better than even Casablanca or Citizen Kane.
Man is a confusing creature. Women are desperate to understand how they think, what they think, what's on their mind. Do they really think about sex all the time? The answer is yes, but here's more.
Finding a good man can be a chore. This article can help you find a guy easily, not necessarily a good one, but a man nonetheless.
The bromance can be one of the most mysterious of male relationships. This article aims to help you better understand and accept your partner's relationship with his best friend.
So you're desperate to understand the bromance? Here are 10 films that involve bromances that won't compel you to stick a fork in your eyeball.
Bromance is the most intense of male relationships. If you want your bromance to last, it's vital that you understand the rules. Don't kill your bromance!
A father vehemently and enthusiastically defends his purchase of a minivan, not just as a family vehicle, but as a real symbol of manliness.
A look at the reality concerning some fears of having a second child.
Electronica music is widely varied. Finding a good album can often be difficult. If you're just listening to Electronica for the first time, here are five good places to start.
"How can I become a movie critic?" or "How can I write movie criticism for a living?" is a common question among movie lovers. Learn how from the former writer of Mr. Cranky.
An article on the founding of the Underground Press Syndicate by the East Village Other during the 1960's.
A look back at one of the all-time great boxing matches: Marvelous Marvin Hagler vs. Sugar Ray Leonard.
Test your knowledge with this great quiz, similar to those played in bars and pubs, or use the questions in your own game.
Talking to a woman and getting her interested in you is an art. Conversation is an art. If you say any of the things in this article, you are not skilled at talking to girls at all.
There's no end to the annoying things normal people experience when seeing films. These are a few of the things that drive me crazy.
An article on the things that helped hasten the decline of the East Village Other in the 1960's.
This important link between breastfeeding and sleep will help you teach your child to be a good sleeper.
An overview of the East Village Other, one of the first underground newspapers in the 1960's.
"Your hobby is stupid," "I wish your mother was dead." These and other catchy phrases are best not uttered to your man, unless you're looking to break up.
You can't have poverty without poor people, so the solution to poverty is simple: get rid of the poor people.
You can tell if a girl doesn't like you if she sets your underwear on fire or if she urinates on your favorite football jersey. If that's not enough to give you a hint, here are a few other ways to know.
If a man forgets your name, he probably doesn't like you. If he sleeps with your mother, he probably doesn't like you. Make dating a lot easier by understanding these ways men express their dislike.
If you're my friend on Facebook and you send me anything related to Farmville, you can pretty much kiss your butt goodbye. Here are a few more things that will get you unfriended.
What's the best movie poster: Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Jaws? Pulp Fiction? A former film critic analyzes ten great film posters and explains what makes the so good.
A look at the hardest John Elway cards to find in high grades from 1984 to 1992.
Lessons in how to write unique movie reviews from the co-creator of Mr. Cranky.
What is bromance and how do you define it? Are you desperate for an intense male friendship but don't know what to do or how to talk about it. Learn the ins and outs of bromancing.
Ever needed a handy response to an irritating call from a telemarketer? Then this article is for you. 20 responses that will leave the telemarketer mouth agape.
Take this fun quiz about the Simpsons. Lots of challenging questions in the format of most pub quizzes.
Ever want an insider's take on what it's like to sit in front and interview movie stars? This article is for you.
If you're considering having kids, becoming pregnant, having a baby, squeezing out a little one - whatever - read this first. Know what you're getting into before becoming a parent.
Learn why an apology from a politician is like sex with a eunuch. They don't actually apologize. They say you're at fault for being offended.
Both anti-abortionists and pro-choicers fail to understand the basic principle behind the right to choose. Learn how to defend abortion rights in a way that provides the opposition no logical response.
What are celebrities like in real life? Are stars really as interesting as they seem? I've interviewed hundreds of famous people and here are some observations.
Some daycares treat your kid like a rug that gets thrown on the floor for 8 hours. Others love and grow your child. Figure out how to find a good daycare for your child. It might end up being the best investment you ever make.
A quick survey of Meg Ryan's best and worst film roles.
Understand how to buy and sell textbooks through your college bookstore or online and make money.
Looking to save money and find bargains online? This list of sites will give you great deals on everything from bed sheets to DVD players to watches to toys.
Is hitting your kids okay? Should parents react with violence toward their children. One dad takes a look at how he's handled discipline with his kids.
Test your knowledge with this great quiz (similar to those played in bars and pubs), or use the questions in your own game.
Are you looking for a great film to watch? Something out of the ordinary? This list is for you. I guarantee you'll find a film on here that you will end up recommending to all your friends.
Who should change the baby's diapers: the man or the woman? The husband or the wife? When you're knee-deep in poo, what do you do? There can be humor in any situation, even a diaper change.
What kind of parental responsibilities do you have at the public swimming pool or any other public place? Are parents responsible to do anything or just let their kids run free?
If you're like me, having the first kid was a mental accident. Having the second kid though, is intentional and when you realize you're actually thinking about another one voluntarily, fear takes over.
Winning home poker games and tournaments means understanding strategies, but also understanding the people. Knowing player types will lead to better reads and more wins.