Drivel Du Jour

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   Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

   Post something self-centered and vacuous that you might see on FB. We need the fun here.  I'll start.
   
   Just tried a new sugar-free Mojito-flavored powdered  mix. It does have the mint and lime taste. Not sure how I feel about the pale aqua color.

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      Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I made a fabulous breakfast burrito and ate the whole thing.  I won't eat again till tomorrow.

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      Jane Ardenposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I broke my little toe yesterday and am feeling very sorry for myself.

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   jansharesposted 3 years ago

   I just washed my hair and can't decide if I want to wear it straight or do curls again with the mini flat iron. It takes more time than I have in the mornings to keep it up, though. I think I'll wear it straight, easier up-keep.

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      DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I got tired of my hair in my face, and the salon I previously went to closed,  so I hacked it off with scissors myself.
      #runswithscissors

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   paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

   I accidentally drivelled in the grocery store this morning. I appear in court Thursday.

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      Valeneposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!

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   Shanna11posted 3 years ago

   Just got back from a press conference! Feeling important! #bigleagues

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago

   Chasing cat off my desk for the third time in as many minutes.  He's already wet from being squirted in the living room for scratching the couch!
   Cats!  Gotta love 'em!  (And I do.)

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   Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

   Went to grocery store last night.  Hard to get through aisles while they're stocking shelves.

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      paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Same here when I show up there at 6:00 AM.

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   brakel2posted 3 years ago via iphone

   My husband brought a really noisy tool in house without telling me and scared the heck out of me. He had on ear plugs. Sometimes people don't think about the power of noise I like quiet in morning when I work on writing.

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   Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago

   My back hurts today for some strange reason, so I have taken off my bra and hidden it under the desk. Hope the boss doesn't notice!

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   The Examiner-1posted 3 years ago

   I stopped using anything which is sugar-free since they use artificial sweeteners such as  Splenda, Aspartame or sucralose.

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    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    I found a bra under someone's desk. I kept it.

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       Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       LOL it wasn't my best one...

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       Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       lol

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       Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       ah hahahaha!

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       Valeneposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       LOL!!!

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    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    I ate half a box of Ding Dongs. I feel so ashamed...

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    IzzyMposted 3 years ago

    The dog ate my bra today. Not the one I am wearing, obviously...the other one that was for the wash.

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       Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       That is funny. My tiny dog loves to lay on piles of clothes when I do the laundry. He burrows in them to hide. When he got out and went in the kitchen for water, my bra strap was looped around his neck and he drug it along with him.

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    SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago

    I just ate dinner! Now I am going to brush my teeth! Then I'm going to put my pajamas on! Then I'm going to turn back the covers! Then I'm going to get in bed! Then I'm going to fall asleep! I hope I don't forget to set my alarm clock!
    
    I'll check back in the morning before I turn my coffee maker on! Then I'm going to have my coffee! In my favorite mug! Then I'm going to decide on breakfast! Then I'll probably watch the morning news! Then I'll brush my teeth again!
    
    Gee, my life sure is fascinating! Aren't you glad I'm sharing it with you?

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    spartucusjonesposted 3 years ago

    I am currently wearing a luchador mask and $5 poncho!

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    ThompsonPenposted 3 years ago

    Pandora. Aqua. Don't judge me. I assure you it's perfection. PS my toes are cold #SomethingPeopleHashTagOnFaceBook

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    healthmunstaposted 3 years ago

    I burped so many times last night. Ugh, gas troubles.

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    Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago

    Finished work now. Off to return the Robovac.

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    rainsanmartinposted 3 years ago

    Enjoying Seattle Best coffee as I read my favorite tech, simplicity, and homemaking blogs for a few minutes, then off to the days work.

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    Time for a shower. Then off to get my hair cut today.

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    Sue Adamsposted 3 years ago

    I read this forum thread and only smiled twice when paradigmsearch found a bra under his desk and Izzy's dog ate hers. Someone should write a bra recipe hub.

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       Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Like: funny things about bras or a day's journey of a bra?

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          DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Perhaps my silly Tigger is remembering his kitten days, when he used to make off with my bras...I guess the shopping bag handle was the closest substitute he could find....
          
          

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    How about if I post that I'll wear my bra while I shower?  Nah . , . Too hard to dry off afterward. Feeling lazy today.

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       Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       You could wear all your clothes in the shower and that way you wont have to do laundry later. Bring your dishes in there with you too.

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          fpherj48posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          LMAO!!   Beth...you're so resourceful.  Just like my 2nd grade teacher....or was she 3 rd grade?   Her name was Miss Fiddlesticks.  Reminds me.....need to practice my violin.  Hope you found the cap to your toothpaste.  If not, I have an extra you can borrow.

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    healthmunstaposted 3 years ago

    Wow. This has quickly turned into a bra thread. >_>

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       fpherj48posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       I have a lot of threads hanging from my bra.  Because Izzy's damned dog tried to eat it!  Izzy...teach your dog some manners!

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    I just posted 52 new pictures of my two cats sleeping. They look a lot like the other 547 photos I've posted of them, but I am sure you've been sitting there waiting for today's versions.  Enjoy!  #peoplewhothinkeverythingtheircatdoesshouldbechronicled&shared

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    Jodahposted 3 years ago

    "Got no toilet paper. Good bye socks."

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       Cardisaposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       lol lol

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       Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       

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       fpherj48posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Jodah...Not the socks I gave you for Christmas!  I really don't think I like you any more. Or YOU either, phyllis...because you laughed at Jodah and he's not funny.

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          Jodahposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Haha fpherj48, I'm sorry. I had to use something, but I'm sure they'll wash.

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       Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Jodah, FedExing TP rapid express.

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       ROFL

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    Kiss andTalesposted 3 years ago

    At least I would love my grands and children to see your pics of your two cats, no argument there. MG.

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    TwerkZerkerposted 3 years ago

    I wish I could think of something witty, but I find it hard to "brain" before 9 AM. Thanks posting, everyone! You made my morning!

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    cfinposted 3 years ago

    Someone out there really annoyed me today. You know who you are!! Some people are *insert random insult here*

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    spartucusjonesposted 3 years ago

    I just spilled coffee on my $5 poncho! Ugh! I am actually going to have to take it off to wash it! Also the stupid cat yanked off my luchador mask and ate it!!!!!!!!! No poncho! No mask! OMG, I totally feel naked! Worst day of my life! #stupidcatmustdie

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       spartucusjonesposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       I just found a bra! Now I don't feel quite as naked! #bigsighofrelief

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    Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago

    I have a small scratch where a dog paw got me.  It doesn't hurt.

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       spartucusjonesposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       You should draw an artistic depiction of that

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          Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          If you do... make it infected and the dog rabid, giving you superpowers... just because I'd like to see that.

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    MizBejabbersposted 3 years ago

    Y'all are so funny.
    
    Frequent posts from a FB Friend: Tonight we're having pork chops, mashed potatoes with gravy and green beans and biscuits. Yum yum
    
    She is grossly obese and doesn't wear a bra for her dog to eat. Probably can't find one big enough, or if she did the cats would make a hammock out of it.

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       OMG What a visual!  Falling off chair laughing!

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    Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago

    Returned Robovac. It was very cute and my family was in the process of falling in love with it but it wouldn't do its job of vacuuming up bras.

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       Jodahposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Haha funny.

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    DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago

    Overslept.  Lunch for breakfast. 
    #notenoughhoursintheday

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    Oh gosh - I just ate a whole candy bar!
    #havingtroublestayingonmydiet

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    DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago

    GAH!  One of my cats stepped on the on/off switch on my computer and hard-crashed the machine.
    Of course, I was in the middle of something, and had only stepped out for a couple of moments...
    
    That's now at least the 2nd or 3rd time that's happened!
    (Memo to self:  escort cats out of the office and shut the door before answering a summons to the other end of the house.....)
    
    #cats--gottalove'em!

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    I washed my car, and then it rained. Grrrrrr!

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Ah--then the rain is your fault... 

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    brakel2posted 3 years ago via iphone

    My brand new hairdo is ruined by my wool semi cowboy hat needed for frozen Oklahoma. It should perk up. Gotta stay warm. Spring is around 55 days away. Lol

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    brakel2posted 3 years ago via iphone

    My brand new hairdo is ruined by my wool semi cowboy hat needed for frozen Oklahoma. It should perk up. Gotta stay warm. Spring is around 55 days away. Lol

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    brakel2posted 3 years ago via iphone

    On way out to dinner with messy hair and dirty bra that no one will see unless I end up in hospital.

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       Heather Saysposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       I needed this laugh!  It came up in my feed and I didn't see that the forum was for fun and thought you were being serious.  Too funny!

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          jansharesposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Lol!

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    Jodahposted 3 years ago

    Person: didnt you wear that shirt last week!
    Me: yeah I have this miraculous new thing called a washing machine. (had to wash my socks too)

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       Jane Ardenposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       ha ha ha.. good drivel

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    amiebutchkoposted 3 years ago

    Proud mom: weekend trip with girls to tour ivy league campuses - they've worked so hard!  Loving family time in the beemer - and our matching Hilfigger ensembles.

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       NateB11posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Lol. True Facebook drivel.

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    Went to Yuppie Food Emporium today. Going to make a delicious organic (something or another) with truffled frog tongues and braised baby eggplant. Time to uncork the (pick a pricey label).
    
    Cheers!
    
    (See all my bags full of overpriced food?)

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    fpherj48posted 3 years ago

    Gosh.......I don't know about you, but I would like to congratulate these talented fellow-hubbers on their special abilities to drivel.  I am so proud of everyone.   Great job!

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       **dribble, dribble**  OH!  That's in basketball--or a trick drinking glass..
       You said 'drivel.'  LOL  Yes, the human propensity for drivel seems to be immense--even bottomless... 

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          The Examiner-1posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          It could also be a young child drinking.

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    Jodahposted 3 years ago

    Drivel, drivel, toil and drivel. I second fpherj48, well done everyone for posting all this wonderful Facebook and Twitter originated drivel. It's been an interesting though somewhat messy journey.

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       The Examiner-1posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Especially the messy bugs.

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    fpherj48posted 3 years ago

    Imagine how your poor FOOT feels about having a broken toe!   The "little toe?"  That's the one that went wee wee wee wee all the way home.

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       Jodahposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Hey do you want those socks back? I washed them.

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    rebekahELLEposted 3 years ago

    My latest real FB post, in the spirit of this thread..
    It's always nice to get the Monday work day out of the way.  Now I can watch Downtown Abbey.

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    DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago

    So, I guess there is an outfit back east that figures I have one foot in the grave.  Today's mail brought an advertisement for a chance to win,  if you please, a 'free, pre-paid cremation!'
    
    WTF???
    
    (Also a real FB post...)

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       The Examiner-1posted 3 years ago in reply to this

       It was probably a spam mail.

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          DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          It was snail-mail....delivered to my home address by the USPS!  lol  *facepalm*

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    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    Where have all the red arrows gone, long time passing?
    Where have all the red arrows gone, long time ago?
    Where have all the red arrows gone?
    Google has picked them, every one.
    Oh, when will I ever learn?
    Oh, when will I ever learn?

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       lol

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    The Examiner-1posted 3 years ago

    I think they still have their version of 'spam, scam, hackers, etc.'

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       without doubt.

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    Tried to precook some jalapeños in the microwave. They let off sparks!  Scared me.

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       Jodahposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Wow, those were hot jalapenos.

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

       Holey cow!  I've never heard of that!  They must have taken in some influence from a "heavy metal" band. 

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          Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          I'm serious - try it.  I just had maybe a teaspoon of chopped jalepenos in a very small bowl, to steam them a bit (I do that all the time with onions, celery, etc.). The first time, I thought I was imaging it. You'd think they were sparklers.  I turned it off quickly, then I turned it on again - at a lower power setting. Pop! Spark! Flash! 
          
          I was afraid my microwave would blow up.
          
          It would make a great video, for someone brave enough to take it.

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             Jodahposted 3 years ago in reply to this

             Wasn't a metal bowl by any chance?

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                Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                No - it was a small glass Pyrex bowl -  I've used it many times in the microwave to briefly steam small amounts of veggies. The jalapeños literally threw off sparks. Quite entertaining.

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          jansharesposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          This should be in the "Trivia Du Jour" forum.

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    jansharesposted 3 years ago

    My oatmeal is cold.

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