Mark - I still think there's a big market somewhere for your stick humor. Greeting cards? Books?
So glad the pizza guy saw a winner & gave you some exposure!
FYI - I was thinking of you this morning - two dear friends each lost a parent this past week or so, and the most tender thing I could think of to share with them was your story of Pooh and Christopher Robin. So I've sent it to them.
Yes, I know they will cry, on top of the tears they've already cried, but it will be healing tears that recognize, in your story, the fact that we all reach a point where we need to go home.