Hahaha oh Eric that is simply smashing I love it. You are the bees knees, so intellectually minded and smashing, this is my favourite paragraph;
'I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.'
OH GOD GOT TO LOVE YOUR WAY WITH WORDS. YOU WOOED ME THAT IS FOR SURE MANY MOONS AGO.!!!!