you know you are going to have a bad day when...

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   mtsi1098posted 16 years ago

   you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green

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      annvansposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      OR when you think a redlight is a stop sign like me and almost run it.

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   tantrumposted 16 years ago

   When your bank account reads 0:00 $

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      mtsi1098posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      that is a very bad day

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   cosetteposted 16 years ago

   you wake up in the pillow bin at Costco and have no idea how you got there

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      dohn121posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      

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      mtsi1098posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      hope the blankets are near by

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   tantrumposted 16 years ago

   When your wife says: ' I'm off for a little shopping, dear ! '

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      emievilposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL. I hope my husband will not read this.

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      mtsi1098posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      another very bad day - check the wallet

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      Jane@CMposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      My husband has always said his worst nightmare, his daughter and his wife and a credit card

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   dohn121posted 16 years ago

   You get a Happy Father's Day card from a girl you met at a bar 3 years ago...

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      emievilposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      And your girlfriend or wife happens to read the card before you .

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         dohn121posted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Just take me now

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            mtsi1098posted 16 years agoin reply to this

            and they have the same name

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               dohn121posted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Where did I put my gun

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               emievilposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               LOL. Dohn I hope you were NOT talking about an actual experience.

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   tantrumposted 16 years ago

   When atomswifey is replying to my post in religion f. with a looong post of copying and pasting Bible quotes.

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   DrPPoorlukposted 16 years ago

   When you hear,
   I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER, & I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!!
   Stolen from George Carlin

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   cosetteposted 16 years ago

   omg you guys!!!

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   emievilposted 16 years ago

   Darn, I want to see more of the posts but it's nearing midnight here. Bedtime! Good night all. I'll read your posts in the morning .
   
   Hey Dohn put that gun away. LOL

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    Meschillposted 16 years ago

    True story - when you are about to stand at an exhibit all day talking to prespective clients and you visit the restroom, zip up your pants, and the zipper breaks!  Just last week

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    smokenchicposted 16 years ago

    you have three females in the house all having their periods at the same time. yikes! no kidding I think that is why my dad didn't come home for a week once a month....lol

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    Colebabieposted 16 years ago

    when you think you've had the worst day (or night) check out textsfromlastnight.com... those people will make you feel way better about your life, and make you laugh

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       wrenfrost56posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       LOL! Sounds funny all ready! Will so check that out, thanks for shareing colebabie!

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       badcompany99posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       You actually make me laugh !

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    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    You wake up at 5:30 and proceed with your regular morning (including making lunches for everyone, breakfast, feed/walk the dog...etc...) only to find out when you're all done and you go to wake everyone up that it's Saturday morning.   

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    manlypoetrymanposted 16 years ago

    When you get to see the grand total of how much your daughter's wedding is going to be...and your still helping pay for her college...

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       tantrumposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       And what ,when she comes back from her divorce !!

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          manlypoetrymanposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Yikes...!

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    Catherine Stoneposted 16 years ago

    My husband knows he is in for a bad day when I catch him telling the story about....
    
    " My wife was mugged the other week and had her credit cards and cash all stolen." He will then state that he didn't report the theft to the cops and his buddies will ask,
    
    "why not?" to which he replies because the thief was spending less than she was!"
    
    Guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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       manlypoetrymanposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       

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    waynetposted 16 years ago

    You make yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down and relax and put your feet up and then you take a sip of that nice hot tea and nearly choke on the $%^&ing teabag!!!!!

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    Lisa HWposted 16 years ago

    On a hot summer day you just need to stop and get a cold drink (with a cover and a straw), and after one sip a seagull drops a load of purple yuk that lands on top of the lip (including the top of the straw). 

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    badcompany99posted 16 years ago

    You wake up in a 3rd world country and wonder where your next meal is coming from. sod that silly cold drink !

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       Lisa HWposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Very true (no doubt about it) but I was aiming for a lighter-mood kind of a bad day.  My life has had far more than the usual share of the truly awful kind of bad days, so I like to forget about them; and kind of pretend "purple yuk" on my drink is my biggest problem.   

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    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    You realize too late that the intimate text message you just sent went to the wrong person.....

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       badcompany99posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Hardly life changing ?

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          Beth100posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Well, that really depends on who the two parties are.  In this case, they ended up in a bitter divorce -- it was a no win situation.  So, yes, it can be life changing!

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       taintedlove13posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Or when youre texting ABOUT someone, and since that person is on your mind, you accidentally send the text to THEM! OOPS!

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          emievilposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Now this one I did before. And that person happened to be my boss and the text I sent happen to be a ranting text about her. Yikes!

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    Jane@CMposted 16 years ago

    You resort to reading the religion and politics forums because you are bored LOL

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    badcompany99posted 16 years ago

    Oh I am so sorry, I will pass that on to the 11 year old kid whos parents have been murdered and who is afraid and starving, gotta have yer drink !

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    AEvansposted 16 years ago

    Your Coffee Maker decides it doesn't want to make coffee!!!

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       smokenchicposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Screaming, and heading to walmart in a panic in my PJS lol. No coffee no mama...lol

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          Jane@CMposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I'd be right behind you.

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             TamCorposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I think we'd have to stop at McDonald's first, for a cup of their yummy coffee--THEN go to Walmart--gotta get that first fix real quick, lol...

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                Beth100posted 16 years agoin reply to this

                I'll join y'all!  I'll drive

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                AEvansposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                You are funny!!! LOLOLO

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                   smokenchicposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   absolutely, can't go know where with out that joe...lol

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                   Jane@CMposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Excellent idea, we don't want to offend other Walmart shoppers, do they supersize coffee?

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                      TamCorposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Hmmm, not sure--I'd just buy two large ones(for each of us), if they didn't! lol

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                         Jane@CMposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                         We'll be flying through Walmart with two large each!!!  Might even have some time for other shopping! lol

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    tony0724posted 16 years ago

    The IRS Is at my front door !

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    earnestshubposted 16 years ago

    I have found it is not possible to do without coffee in the morning.

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       AEvansposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Me too, I turn into a brown eyed monster. grrrrrrrrr LOLOLOLO

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       TamCorposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, I agree--Tom and I practically huddle around the coffeemaker in the morning, waiting for it to fill up enough to steal the first two cups, lol...

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    Anamika Sposted 16 years ago

    .......... I wake up with a Head ache.

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    chukra Gposted 16 years ago

    failed to control anger

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    chukra Gposted 16 years ago

    failed to control anger

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    tim-timposted 16 years ago

    When I break down and cry historically, that is bad:(

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    Uninvited Writerposted 16 years ago

    when you spent yesterday killing flies and when you opened the balcony door to let the cat out this morning the door stuck. Now it's 12 degrees C and I'm just waiting for more flies to show up Called super but they were not amused it was 7:25am on a Sunday. Let's hope they show up relatively soon because it's a little chilly right now and I don't want to spend another day killing flies.

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    marinealways24posted 16 years ago

    When you locked your keys in the car the night before.

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