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   Reality Bytesposted 15 years ago

   What is a "sockpuppet"?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hmmmm........ me?
      
      no I'm actually me but have other accounts but are not sock puppets as they are not selling anything or stirring up problems.
      
      Such a shame the sock puppet forum was closed - that's 4 now they've had to close,  all    aaabbbbbout  .........
      
      love the name reality bites btw

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   LeanManposted 15 years ago

   I'm having a pasionate affair with another hubber...

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      not me!  but maybe, when you're through with whoever!

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   ThoughtfulSpotposted 15 years ago

   electrophosphorescence is a really long word.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   would like to coin a new term, please!
   
   thread hog.
   
   #1 thread hog.
   
   me.
   
   mruuuuuaaaaaaaaahaaaaahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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      Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      [ intercom announcement ]
      you are presently fined one credit for poor pen men ship.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   ship poor men to the pen

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   don't like pen men much - ship em all out, I say!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   I'm buying a vowel now.
   
   
   "u"   as in "u some of a ditch!

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   Sorry about that let it all hang out!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   to sleep now to sleep perchance to dream and in dreaming keep slumber's spell to buy your love, sweet prince, sleep

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    AEvansposted 15 years ago

    Where oh Where has my little dog gone?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Doggone it, he is in the window!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    mommy, what's a pen?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    well, then, what's a pen MAN?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I'm giving you all the day off.  I will not be here for awhile hogging the forums and ruffling feathers - so carry on, my friends.  Be good to one another.  All too soon I will return to wreak havoc, or just reek, either/or both! :

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       LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Mega.... you're first on my list...........

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          List?  you have a list?

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             mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             you mean the passionate love affair list?  wooooo hoooooo!

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                LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                list, more of a spreadsheet with interactive hyperlinks and detailed scoring...
                
                Would you like to know your marks out of 100?

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                   mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I hate being ranked in someone's popularity list.  feeling less passionate now.  :

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Said Bugs Bunny

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       northweststarrposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Around the rocks the rugged rascal ran... Can't stand people who are mushmouthed and never use good annunciation...

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          northweststarrposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Smoking Popes, the band, whatever happened to them?

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          so, now you are all down on people with speech impediments?
          
          
          hee hee heee
          
          now don't go getting all rigorous or nothing.  it was a JOKE!!!
          
          

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Rubber tree

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You bounce in here and say Rubber tree? I thought rubber grew from discarded car tires!
       
       Bananas is all I have to say about that!
       
       Bananas.

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Oh Earnest did you know I am bananas?

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Yes! As a true banana bender or Queenslander you must be.
             It was made compulsory under Joe's Governance!

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    I'm not paranoid, but I know you are all talking about me...

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    i may not be able to read minds, but i can kick your ass!

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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       northweststarrposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO North I thought that too when I saw it. So clever!!!

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    Twenty One Daysposted 15 years ago

    el ka-bong!
    now everyone smile and pet the choco-chic avatar, if you please.
    thank you.

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       pet pet pet

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          northweststarrposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          >snicker<

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          Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          now you see, that was nice.
          a little petting -soft or heavy- goes a long way.
          
          "chicks dig petting"

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    I'm getting a divorse, my teen is pregnant and I broke a rib....lol All in the same week...lol

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    plus you spelled divorce wrong!
    
    how can you say "lol"  -  hope its all joking and not true!

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       kmackey32posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Actually it is really all true... One thing I dont do is lie.. I'm stressed, didnt mean to spell divorce wrong....lol

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          gosh, I'm so sorry its true - I thought since you said "lol" that you were joking around!  so I sincerely hope things improve and you know they will!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    i broke my nose once having sex

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       northweststarrposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Did you break your nose or did they break your nose? Important distinction...

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       so, how was it?  otherwise?

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    Charlesmckenzyposted 15 years ago

    AbsoluteHairRemoval.com presents complete hair removal solutions for men and women. Facial hair removal, bikini or pubic hair removal, hair removal from hands, legs and chest. Safe methods to remove hair from anywhere in the body.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    petting in public?  yes or no?

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       Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       must we always choose?! sigh, okay both.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    sometimes yes?  sometimes no?
    
    oh never mind - I don't need to know!

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    Twenty One Daysposted 15 years ago

    precisely?!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    and then again, who?  whatever.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Dr. Who?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I will not pet in public.  I will not!

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well let's find a nice quiet private place then!  How about the library?

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yeah! good idea!  meet you in the history stacks! 4:pm

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             logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             World, American, European, Ancient, other?

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Ancient!

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                   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Are you an open book or hard to read?

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                      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      incredibly open!  yaaazah!    in a nice way, of course!

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                         logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         Of course!

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       Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i will not eat green eggs or ham!

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    William R. Wilsonposted 15 years ago

    LOL spelled backward is LOL.

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       nice to see there is still some real genius here!

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          William R. Wilsonposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I agree wholeheartedly.

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    this has been the lamest day of all days........

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       sorry.  I'll try to make tomorrow better for you!  what's the matter?

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          Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          OHH!!!! You totally broke the rules!!
          I mean..oops..
          
          I hate rules. 
          
          Tomorow has its own ability to be better. And today is just stupid. I found out lots of awful stuff I wish wasn't true and Im fed up with not being able to fix anything.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    wholeheartedly is twice as good as half heartedly!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    More bananas

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    one banana two banana three banana more,
    daylite come and me want go home!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Dayo! Dayayayo! Daylight come and me wanna banana.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    BANANA SMOOOOOTHIE!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    I hate bananas. They make me gag. But I love banana bread.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I'm still thinking about that bag of weed that just went to waste!  bummer!

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       samboiamposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Truly sad.
       
       A bugle softly playing "Taps"

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    good greif thats sad....

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    still thinking about the horrible waste!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    and it is truly sad that so many people are having to spend all their savings just living while they wait for a flight home!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    gotta get over it - destroying good pot?  wouldn't that be the 11th commandment?  "Thou shalt not destroy the killer weed"?  I just know I'm gonna have bad dreams about this tonight!

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Your new pic is going to give me a very special dream!

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh goody!  I've never done that!  do I have to do anything?  I know nothing about special dreams - do you write them down after?
          
          

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    Betty Reidposted 15 years ago

    The wildflowers have really gone wild in central Texas - bluebonnets everywhere, with orange and yellow flowers mixed in some places.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    it occurs to me that people have left HubPages in droves lately because
    
    a. in 2012 the world really is going to end and they want to do something besides this before then
    b. they are tired of talking about trolls and sockpuppets
    c. they found another site that will buy their hubs for lots of money
    d. they were alter-egos and are still here under other names
    e. they hate all the rest of us
    f. I was mean to them
    g. all of the above
    
    did I spell occurs right?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    chocolate chip cookies taste better when they are not stale  - so if yours get stale - put them in the microwave for 20-30 seconds! warm - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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    King Larryposted 15 years ago

    suck my big a**..............candy cane. 

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       LegendaryHeroposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No thank you.

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          King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          well i wasn't offering it to you, as my candy cane is only for all the foxy ladies on hubpages.  lol. 

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             LegendaryHeroposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             hahaha, good luck with that.
             
             You missed the movie reference I guess.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I don't have time for a candy cane right now!  have to take a nap!  hahaha
    
    KingLarry wears lavendar panties!  hahahaha! 
    
    shocking!

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       *stalks mega to her nap...uses her vacuous, computer/machine voice* I'll watch over you while you sleep.... 
       
       
       
       Seriously, rest well.

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       King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh please girl, we both know that all the ladies here would like to get a piece of my candy cane.

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yeah - especially that piece right there - at the bend?  mmmmmm.

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             King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             damn straight woman! 

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                no!  bent!  I said!  bent! 

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                   TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I think he meant "Damn straight, woman!" As in, "That is correct, lovely human female."

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                      King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      No, i just meant damn straight that every girl in here wants to have a piece of the candy cane i got.

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    Hp Forums
    
    Player One:  I do not like the three stooges.
    
    Player Two:  why do you fill the forums with such bile next time provide facts to support your position wingnut.
    
    Player One:  This is not fun anymore I am out of here.

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Player Two: That's just what I'd expect from YOUR ilk! That's all right, act like a child. Pack up your toys and go home...see if we care. Neener Neener Neener!
       
       
       Hehe.

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          Arthur Fontesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          Player Two:  Why don't you take an hour out of your life to read this.
          
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges
          
          
          It took me ten seconds to google and copy so you can edumacate yourself.

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             TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             You and your wikipedia articles! I wouldn't take the time to read that fluff if you paid me. Go get a real education...and learn to spell!
             
             lol
             
             
             
             An hour later ETA: *Hopes Arthur knows I'm just messin' with him*

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I have said it before and I'll say it again.
    
    Bananas!

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't believe in bananas.

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          earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Well you better get with the agenda. Bananas will rule the world some day!

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             TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Not if I have anything to say about it! Down with bananas!! *holds up a sign with a banana squashed underfoot*
             
             Perfect food, Pooh!

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                earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Blasphemy! The banana may be a bit bent, but that is the fault of Queenslanders, who go around bending them out of shape.
                
                They are called banana benders for a reason you know!
                Only yesterday I had a chat with a banana, and was told the truth about it all.
                Apparently I am considered one of the elite!
                "You're bananas!" was what it said.

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                   TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   LMAO!! Oh Earnest, you're a riot.
                   
                   And that banana was right...

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    not much to talk about, though - bananas? candy canes?  no worse than cheetos or rootbeer.
    
    say.  I could go for some cheetos and a rootbeer  :

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       King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       cool, can i get some milk too? 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Just be careful of eating cheetos when you have white underwear on!

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I would expect such logic and commonsense from you !   But, there's this - I don't much hang out in my underwear!  eating cheetos  . . . 'preciate the advice though.

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             logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             What do you wipe your hands on, if you don't wear clothes!

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                napkins, or if I'm in bed with my cheetos, sometimes I wipe em on the sheets!  oops! nobody's sposed to know about that!

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                   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   So that's what made them stick together!  I wasn't sure what it was!

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                      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      the sheets,  you mean?

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                         logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         what else?

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                            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            I don't have to wipe my hands on anything as I normally drop half of what I eat on myself anyway lol.

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                               logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               Let me take care of the clean up for you!

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                                  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                  Believe me Logic it is a 24 hour job lol.

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                                     logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                     I would be dedicated to keeping you clean no matter what the hours!

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