Hijack this thread!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   seriously, have heard quite enough about bananas for awhile! :

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   Hub Llamaposted 15 years ago

   I want to bring this thread back on topic...

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   curiouser and curiouser!

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   King Larryposted 15 years ago

   bite my shiny metal ass!!!!!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   oooh!  da shiney hard guy!  I's sceered!

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      King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      damn straight woman!  (smokes  cuban cigar)

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   Ohmaposted 15 years ago

   Larry I had one of your Hubs all picked out for the Recommend a hub thread why did you delete your post?

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      King Larryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      because i was going  to repost it again after your second  post there.  sorry, didn't realize you were doing that.  my bad

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   Mrs. D is ready for readers (Chapt 2)  and I'm ready for a snack!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   we are the only ones who truly appreciate the wisdom in this thread - I just know it.  :

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      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      And the truly wise one that thought it up and started it!!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Haaa oh I love this one.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I must abide by my own rules at all times - which are .  .  .
    
    ummm. . .
    
    
    I'll get back to you.

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I thought the rules were that, there are no rules and if there were, then the rules were meant to be broken! 
       That's why I love this thread!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       no - cheese, probably!

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          Urbane Chaosposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Or maybe chocolate milk, if it was a brown cow.

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Fair dinkum I love this thread. It's bonza.

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    everyone, please check out this forum to read stormy ryder's message to you all
    
    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/41573#post965614

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    As I said before so many times, bananas!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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          earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Thank you for the proof of bananaism BP. Some people don't understand the importance of bananas, or of being bananas!

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    drej2522posted 15 years ago

    hehe..bp

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    WELL, that's correct - for this thread there aren't any rules beyond the HubPage rules - of course
    
    but for me, I have my own little set of rules for everything and the first one is to never have to say "sorry"
    
    and the next one is to be kind.
    
    and there aren't many more important things the rest are just little piddly things like
    
    wear matching socks
    stay away from jet setters
    never call anybody stupid
    
    that kind of stuff

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       JulesGeromeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm Jet Set
       So hate me !

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          another rule - don't hate anybody
          
          
          so I'll just stay away from you since you're a jet setter!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    For some reason, I'm thinkin' bananas.

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       CASE1WORKERposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I went to our local market today. There was a St George's day pageant with loads of grown men dressed in the cross of St George . The pageant finished after St George had slayed the dragon. All the ladies in the crowd got a red rose. I did not get a rose- I am sad

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That is a coincidence! Me too!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I'm searching for something new to feel skeptical about!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You could try being sceptical of scepticism!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    For some reason, suddenly, I'm feeling skeptical of bananas.  Especially bananas in pajamas.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Bananas apeel for some fruitful consideration!

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       Urbane Chaosposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I humbly bow to the master of logic and common sense.   I must admit, that was impressive.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I got nuthin as clever as that, so I will just mention the only thing I know.
    
    Bananas! There! I feel so much better!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    beauty, wisdom - I can relate!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    the beauty of wisdom is that is not necessarily related to knowledge.

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    There is a certain beauty to bananas when they spin clockwise, this I know.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I took a break.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    spring break?

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    Great, now I'm thinking of a Kit-Kat Bar... wait, are those chickens dancing on my front lawn?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    chickens dancing with the stars?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Not sure but this is how pandas dance
       
       

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          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Very cool, BP!  Love dancing bare!

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Oh so do I. Got to get my pole.You like my cha cha???
             
             

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                logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh Yeah!  Got my own pole now!

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Oooo would like to see that. I acquired my skills by practicing on the electricity pole on the street Logic until I got my own.

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                      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Owww!  Do you need help pulling the slivers out?

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                         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         Do you have tweezers???

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                            Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            Wait. Don't tell me you've tweezed a chicken pole by dancing on it.
                            That's just wrong.

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                               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               As well as getting two prongs stuck in my left buttock.

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       Urbane Chaosposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Chickens dancing at bars? With poles? Good chick, nice polecat, here's a buck.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Being original, and to keep moving forward in life, I would just like to say......
    
    Bananas!

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       Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hullo down under!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    down under the banana tree!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    Up over the chicken pole?

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    CMHypnoposted 15 years ago

    Wasn't it a turkey?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    gone with the wind
    
    that idea I had
    
    huh?  is it morning already?

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    Anyone have a lawnmower?  I forgot to shave this morning.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       One on the way.
       
       

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          Urbane Chaosposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Now that's the sweetest lawnmower I ever saw!  I think it'll work, as long as I don't touch the tailpipe..

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    A shave in the morning is worth two of the bush!

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    Originposted 15 years ago

    My name is Sean.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    who can be trusted? how can we know?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       It's a conspiracy. A banana one.

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          calpol25posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Ok hi guys!!!!!!

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Hey there Cal.

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                calpol25posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                how ya doing???
                
                missed you loads xx
                
                Like whats going with the discussion here its like everyone has random answers??? Or am i just blonde?

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Haha I have no idea what is going on.
                   But quick duck for cover or they will use you in a banana split or use your false teeth to mow the grass

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                      calpol25posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      How awful, sounds like it could be very painful on the astra pedistra,

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I always thought an astra pedistra was a plant!
    
    
    
    
    a banana hijack, courtesy the mega1!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I will have to google this one lol

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    orange you glad I didn't say banana!?

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    susanlangposted 15 years ago

    My orange tree was planted too deep. Make a note must not pay the gardner.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    apples to oranges, bananas will soon be here!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana again?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    It would be more fruitful if we got rid of the bananas for awhile.  It would be berry, berry good!  Cherry in fact!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    So.. if you were driving down the road and suddenly tossed a cat out of the window, is that considered kitty litter? ...or have I just gone bananas?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    g'night - unless it is morning where you are, then g'morning!
    
    just imagine, I'm getting my jammies on, while you're getting into the shower!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    After more deep consideration I will be saying something entirely new and exciting this time!
    
    
    
    
    Bananas!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    thats enough banana talk now.   thinking of something else - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  uh  strawberries on waffles? with whipped cream?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       As hard as I try, the only way I know how to hijack a thread is through the use of the multi layered, multi talented, mighty tasting banana. The all knowing, all encompassing, all yummy fried with ice cream and smothered in iron-bark honey with nuts and waffles and strawberry sauce .................. bananas!

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    susanlangposted 15 years ago

    cream cheese on toast..there goes my diet..

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    mythbusterposted 15 years ago

    How many bananas does it take to change a light bulb?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Just the one of course!
       Bananas only need to slip the old globe out and slip the new one in, no problem especially for a banana split!

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          susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          if a banana is split then you have two banana's not one, so it really took two banana's to change your light bulb!    Looks like the toast is well done!

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             mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             no.  two halves make a whole - when something is split you have two halves of the original.  I think.

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                susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Not always, ever here of the term split embryo's?    hence you have two, as in "twins"    dont worry, i'm still found of you, whoever you are behind that keyboard

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                   mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   and now bananas are embryos?  teeheee hee!

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                      Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Mega, I gotta get some more wine before I learn about the banana embryos....Hold on....

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                         susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         ok.. for the last time... mega1 said "when SOMETHING is split"  So, in this case, "something" could very well mean anything!!  Say what you mean!  Wine? I'll have them ship a case to your house tonight so you don't run out Good Night all!  Keep the keyboards working.

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                            mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            Well, I'm not even sure that thing about embryos splitting and making 2 is correct!  I think that technically it is the egg that splits, not the embryos - and of course that qualifies anyway but since we are splitting hairs here -  oh, and if we split a hair, would there be two whole hairs? or two half hairs?  this is a great arguement - it can never ever never ever never end!  yeah!  (until I've had mine wine)

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                               susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               mega1, you didn't get that wine yet? darn It, I shipped it two hours ago. Better check your front door

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                      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

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                         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         (whining)  WHY can't we just keep arguing about bananas and embryos -   yes I did say just what you said I said, and?
                         
                         whatever.
                         
                         now.  who has some wine?  (whining)  I reeeeeeeelly neeeeeeeeeed some!  a bottle or two should do it!  :

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                            Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            Yeah, that's right, a good solid red Shiraz...I'll send you some, special delivery, airmail!

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                               mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               farout  - man, I could barely type that!  I must be in worse shape than I thought!

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                            susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            oh..stop whinning over your wine mega1. it's not classy and I always thought of you as someone with lots of class...first grade class that is! 

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                               mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               yah. well.  I just got back from a prime rib dinner. so nyah nyah nyah nyah!  you're probably a vegetarian.    I stink of meat!  MEAT! and lots of it!  :

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                                  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                  Was that the meat from the cow My hubbie cut up this morning.. because if so, then i know it was good Mmmm good!! And no not a veggie here. However, I do love veggies (the green peppers are the best)

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          Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Ernest is my bad boy!

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