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kcreeryposted 15 years ago
If a celebrity fell in the forest would anybody care?
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mega1posted 15 years ago
will there be any forest left to fall in?
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Justine76posted 15 years ago
who wants easy cheese?
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Well I'm awake way down here and I just have to find a banana somewhere real soon.
Have you ever woken in terror not knowing where your banana is?
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  mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  no. but I did wake in terror once wondering where that banana came from!
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Justine76posted 15 years ago
or woken in terror wondering who's banana is THAT?
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Why is it that all the love, science and living generally revolves around bananas?
Even fear of bananas, being shocked by bananas just turning up in strange places, bananas in the mornings, bananas at night, it's amazing really!
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  mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  bananas in your pocket going way too ripe!
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hmm.. I think I smell a tattoo guy in here. Must be the ink that caused your banana to turn Yellow!!! I love it!!!
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samboiamposted 15 years ago
The chicken and the egg were laying in bed together. The egg smoking a cigarette, looks at the chicken and says, "I guess that answers that question."
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  But does it?
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  yes..too many smokers having to pay up to $7 a pack in many places in order to get their high now.. wow.. $7 a pack just to get high so one can't think too fast on their feet, so one can kill the air we breath, so one can stink their self up and stink up everything their dirty smoke comes in contact with. Then if that's not enough... they throw their butts on the ground everywhere they go. Just look around when your outdoors sometime. Lots and lots of dirty cig butts everywhere. It's a shame!
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
I do like a banana
to have at breakfast time
Then I can speak banana
and put it in a rhyme!
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I always thought you had a little monkey in you
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mega1posted 15 years ago
I have no idea, but they say it was "Harris Beef" at Cattlemen's where they have prime rib - nice and thick and delicious - perfect really. All the other diners were fatter than me, even, so that was an extra! also twice baked potatoes! now I must go plan a week's worth of low-cal menus to undo the badness.

oh, and my friend namvetrich's first ever hub on his Letters from Vietnam just got nominated as a hubnugget - so be sure to vote for it! read his hubs, they're just great, really.!
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Letters from Vietnam, send a link! Did you see the movie Clint Eastwood made? The one about the letters from a war solider?
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  mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  here's the link to my pal Rich's hub that got nominated on hubnuggets:
  
  http://hubpages.com/hub/Letters-from-Vi … 68-to-1969
  
  don't forget to go vote for him! there are two other letters on so far, he's doing a series!
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
Banana's in the morning,
Banana's in the evening,
Banana's at suppertime,
Be my little banana and peal me all the time.
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  your such a good little banana, you even have good banana color. Yellow!
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mega1posted 15 years ago
I guess it was all those bananas!
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
and how they were used!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  That thought did enter my wee head.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Told ya, we're on the same psychotic, er psychic wavelength!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yes very much the same. I bet no-one else would have thought of it with bananas.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
I would have usually come in here and said something like.

Bananas!!!!!!!!!!!! but I thought I better not, ya know ......
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  See? That's why I didn't do it!!!!!!!!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I will go bananas with you any-day Earnest and I would not even bat an eye-lash to do it.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, some people might get banana envy!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I got envy of those goodies until you bring them over Logic as promised.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Which flavor would you prefer?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Baileys and cream actually!!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  How about Tropical Passion or White Chocolate Rasberry?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh dang let's drop the Baileys now.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Is that what they call underwear in Australia?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Not quite they are called Shoulder Boulder Holders.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  BP, seriously, you should check out the whippedlightning.com. It is very tantilizing, almost as much as you!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Is it a real site Logic???
  Oh I just thought you were pulling my leg!!!
  Will I get a virus if I put it in my address bar and have a look????
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I would not pull your leg! I might play with it a little, but never pull it!
  I did not get a virus when I went but I had a condom on, so that might help!
  Actually, I found it through MSNBC so I think it is okay, in fact I have it on another window right now.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  http://whippedlightning.com/recipeCard.jsp?id=61
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  LMAO Logic okie dokie am going there now
  Wish me luck.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  How'd the noodles turn out?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Let me look into my tummy with my stethescope and I will tell you.
  Oh Logic they were divine if I say so myself.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Just like the cook BP, just like the cook!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I am an all rounder Logic without the roundness.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I always thought you were pretty sharp!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Sharp but not tart LMAO
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, I like a little tart every now and then again!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  It doesn't go astray does it Logic? LMAO!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I was thinking of the 2 legged kind!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  So was I
  So was I!!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Well, I was born astray, so it's not a long trip!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  'in a world gone mad,
  you're so bad,
  the best I ever had,
  you're so bad!'
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  china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I bet you know a little about boulders China?? )
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Anyway, I've been up all night trying to straighten these strange looking bent Queensland fruit!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh golly gosh Earnest how did they bend?
  Who could be responsible for such an evil act???
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  maybe it was your sockpuppets
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't think it was politcally correct to call them fruit anymore!
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
BP I am already bent your way.

Any chance of gettin those Queenslanders to stop bending them bananas?? I'm flat out here straightening them! Geeze ..........
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
BP bananas are not fruit?
Next thing you'll be tryin to convince me the Popes a Catholic!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  They are not fruit Earnest???
  Oh gosh I was not aware of such matters.
  Are they poultry????
  Omg and I live in Australia home of the big banana!!! (BP slinks away)
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
Do bananas hang by their neck until dead?
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Originposted 15 years ago
I accidentally my entire internet!!!!
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hey Origin what was that?
  You blew your internet up???
  How, why, where???
  Oh I am so sorry to hear.
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  Originposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Not really, I just wanted attention.
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Aww Origin how about a new hair-do???
  I am good at cutting hair you know!!
  That will invigorate your spirits.
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Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago
i confess....I BLANK the BLANK and now....we're all going to die!!!!
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susanlangposted 15 years ago
you sound like you might believe in the 2012 forcast, do you?
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mega1posted 15 years ago
after a whole week of bananas I need a day off - don't destroy the place while I'm gone, ok? see ya later alligators!
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  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  no, you do a good job of it on your own, mega1
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littledevil1983posted 15 years ago
purple........................................
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  people eater
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Justine76posted 15 years ago
whats up with that whipped cream?! where can I find it?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  http://www.whippedlightning.com/shotsShooters.jsp
  MMMMMMM! GREAT!
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  Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  ok, "whipahol" sounds stupid, they need to work on that. and I live in a yellow state, what does that mean? Theres "available" and "coming soon' and yellow states. I think it means its time for me to move!! man, this is the cooolest thing to happen to food since beer.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah and what it could do for your sex life isn't bad either!
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  figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  true dat
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  Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  hahaahhaa.
  this is all such good news!!
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
It could be very good!
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Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago
whip cream, sex, my kind of conversation
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  Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  just need some...herbs.
  
  this is cool, all kinds of peeps I havent seen in forever!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I'm more of a doer than a talker!
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
Sorry, gotta go. My latest shipment came in!
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  Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  have a good one!
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susanlangposted 15 years ago
They were lost and found all in one day
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
Those naughty kittens!
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mega1posted 15 years ago
so I'm back now from my day off - anything exciting happening?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Someplace!
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mega1posted 15 years ago
not here!
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kmackey32posted 15 years ago
I'm back...lol
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Look it's that time again, and you know, there's little I can do about it........

BANANAS!!!!!!!!
Ah I feel so much better now.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Wow is that your office Earnest?
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  No I think it is in Queensland during one of the many indoor banana storms we are told about down here in Mexico, I mean Melbourne.
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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
It's a banana tsumami!
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
I was almost going to mention bananas , but decided not to. I did not wish to highjack the thread, as I don't like to do things I'm sposed to do!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  That would really be bananas if you were to mention bananas!
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I just would never do it!
  
  Mention bananas that is, you know that!
  
  It is a matter of principal with me.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Do you get your interest on your principal in bananas?
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Well principally I get my interest from bananas.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  You must have a certain "appeal" to them!
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
I have sent off another protest letter to Queensland about them bending all our bananas. Hoping to hear back soon.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  What happened to BP, did she slip on one of those bananas?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Hahahaha ROFL LMAO oh dang I love this one. Top marks Earnest.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
She is in Queensland as you know, so she is probably in one of their frequent indoor banana cyclones. I hope she is OK!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  She is probably in mourning since her banana split!
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I reckon we skinned this one!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  that reminds me of the story of the traveling salesman! But I forgot how to tell it so it loses its appeal!
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I have quite a lot of jokes like that where I forget the punch line.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  If I remember right, there is a peeping tom looking thru this lady's window. She has a banana stuck in a hole in the floor and every time the door bell rings she kicks the banana to the corner of the room and goes to answer the door. Well the peeping tom got the bright idea to sneak into the crawl space and put his penis thru the hole, so when the lady came back she sat on that. Then a traveling salesman rings the door.......
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Well done!
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
BP did you survive the indoor banana Tornado?
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Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago
Need some Coconuts for your Banana Split?? Whipped Cream?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Oh this is sounding better all the time.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
BP I am so relieved to see you back! Did you get caught in one of those dreadful indoor banana cyclones you seem to get up there?

(Hmrjmr1 I am just now putting the coconut and whipped cream on my now fully straightened banana.
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
QUEENSLANDRS STOP BENDING MY BANANAS!

I did not mean to yell, but they will not roll like a sausage when they're bent!
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  Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Try using a Slim Jim instead...
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mega1posted 15 years ago
my banana has certainly lost its appeal - now that you mention it.

oh.

Is this the right place?

Is this the banana theme thread?

I guess that tomatoe got mad that we seem to be stuck on bananas here. "stuck on bananas?" oh no!
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Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago
see there's a reason to use Slim Jims and String Cheese...
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I'm a poor little Ozzie bleeder, we don't speak real English down here, so tell me what is a "slim jim?" or am I unwise to ask?
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  Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  But I keep some of these with me at all times just in case...
  
  Because that way I'm always 'Ready'
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Holy hairdresser splatman!!!!
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  Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  http://www.conagrafoods.com/consumer/br … e=slim_jim
  
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Apologies to the tomato. I feel that Queensland is at fault here!
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  Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I think you might have been blindsided by New South Wales myself...
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I've heard of that place! chokka full of New South Welshmen!
  I just fly over it. They throw stones at the plane just like other primitives I believe!
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  Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I think they use one of these...
  
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  That does look very "North of the border" doesn't it?
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
Tomatoes need to be observed closely to determine sex.
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Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago
This one is my Favorite...
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earnestshubposted 15 years ago
I see all is going well here, tomatoes and slim jim's have hijacked the thread as per the op's instructions.
Success is a wonderful thing in any endeavour, so I say you have all done very well, so here is a BANANA each with coconuts and whipped cream ( compliments of that scoundrel with the sausages in a bag.)
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Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago
Yeah those NSW guys need to have a shave and get a life..

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logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago
A shave would give one more appeal!
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  earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  There is a movement afoot to introduce barber shops to NSW.
  We will smuggle them over the border next time we do a raid.
  We just need to find a Victorian who can swim the Murray river.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  Will you have room with all the bananas on the truck?
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  We may need a semi-trailer Logic.
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  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this
  I may not be Victorian but I am willing to swim the river, woo hoo. Earnest have you seen my flippers anywhere?
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