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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Bananas took my baby!

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      Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      And your baby became a foster child of the head banana, a power-hungry fruit that wants to take over the world, and turn it all long and yellow!

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         OK. You have a problem with that? I have a thick skin, but I can't leave this statement unchallenged!
         
         Yellow is a safe colour, the black stripes make us faster, the same as they do when you put racing stripes on cars ....easy to see. The world needs to change right, and safety is important as is speed.
         
         We bananas are very keen on change you know.
         We are fighting the Queensland banana benders on a daily basis for they're constant banana bending and one day all bananas will be straight.
         Then we will have this planet in the shape it needs to be.
         
         Banana shaped!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   this is the LATEST POST !  YEAAAAH!

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      Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You like long and yellow, Mega?  Or is is just Earnest that wants the banana faction to get in there and do a better job than the Obama faction.  (joke!)

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         that's just Earnest -  I like my banana smoothie now and then, and a nice banana nut muffin (why does all this sound so sexy? )

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Did anyone else notice that?
   Obama ... banana.  ... just a coincidence I suppose eh?

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   I don't think of bananas as political at all, but that's just me. and I refuse to bash Obama, so . . .

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   not even with a banana would I bash Obama!

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      or is it just me that is amused by this?

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   also I have a wee bit of a problem thinking that any of you would identify with bananas.  the banana contingent is bananas, but seeing yourself as one of them?  and banana solidarity?  oof!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   now, somebody else say something!

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   ediggityposted 15 years ago

   something

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   all those little kitties in a row makes me laugh!

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    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    I heard people was bashing each other with bananas on this here thread, so I just come over to see what kinda mess y'all is making!  Also, I could do the clean up, lickety split, for ya!  be glad to.

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    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    I like that little kitty there.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    okay.  done.  hey mega!

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    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    nice pic, Beth!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Thank you.  I like your water horse!

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    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    heavy, huh!  hahahaha!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Sweet cream ladies show your starch, the world owes you a living!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       God I love you

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          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You don't have to call me that!

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Just don't call me late for dinner!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Hi BP!  Over the flu?

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    As I have always said, the whole thing is about potatoes.
    Without re-hydrated potatoes, no thread could be hijacked, no politician could tell the truth and there would be a shortage of bananas.
    logic BP has been over the flu for months!
    Are you in your damn time machine again???

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Will it go round it circles?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sometimes, yes. Why do you ask?

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    But will it fly high like a bird up in the sky??

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Didn't know if anyone would catch that or not!  Good Job!

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Ha! Thanks, Logic! I ain't as dumm az I luk!!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I am!

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry, habee, didn't mean to infer anything, I just wasn't sure anyone would recognize the lyrics!

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Song lyrics, Earnest!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       See that's proof of what I said right there! I didn't know that.

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Oh, I know, Logic! I was just being funny!

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn!  There's somebody better than me at that too!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    did you hear there is a banana virus going around?  the "mad banana virus" - so if I were you I wouldn't be eating any bananas for awhile.  I heard they had to recall all the bananas that came from South America.  That's pretty much all the bananas, huh.  Well, don't say I didn't warn you.  The symptoms are that you get this compulsion to post on Hijack this thread - over and over.  Can't stop yourself.  Also you may start bashing people with bananas.  so be careful.
    
    
    
    (bash, bash, bash)
    I have bashed until it is mashed.  mashed mad banana

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Hi, Mega!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    hello

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Hi everybody!  I guess you didn't believe my mad mashed banana story? I guess I don't look like a real banana basher!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No need to bring in lethal weapons now!

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 15 years ago

    How come I can eat a melty hot grilled cheese sandwich no matter what the weather, but I can only eat tomato soup if its cold out?

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       ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Dip your grilled cheese in the tomato soup.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    dip your banana in your soup!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    just make sure the soup isn't too hot!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Mash free or die hard!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    What'd I miss? 

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Some very nasty threats against bananas, scared me right outta here!

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          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          They probably don't have to worry as they come in a bunch! ")

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Not a thing!  We're just getting started!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Party always starts when I go to bed!!  So not fair!!! 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well don't go to bed...er sleep yet!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Wish I didn't need sleep but have to be up early...it's 1 a.m. here.  Party extra hard for me til your smokin' and steamin'!
    With that thought, good night! 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sweet dreams!

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    CaribeMposted 15 years ago

    I'm hungry!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I keep tellin my kids to do the same as I'll tell you guys! Try to keep the killin to a minimum OK?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Cover charge is a 2 death minimum! 

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    OM NOM NOM NOM!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    It's okay, bananas die every day!  Some are whole, some go to banana bread and some are split right down their middle and covered with chocolate and ice cream!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    when will we have exausted the banana topic?  probably never!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Ya know if we don't bring it up, Earnest will!    We have to keep him sedated somehow!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Of all the banana days of the week I prefer Sundays!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    See, the top banana just showed up!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    banana cream pie!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    pie for all!

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    mmmmmmmmmm pie

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Apple, peaches, pumpkin pie!

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